Cannon fodder's death manual

In the misty hot spring with the full moon in the sky, Xiao Di leaned obediently in Bazahei's arms, letting Bazahei hold him, lazily not even moving a finger.Bazahei ate up Xiao Di as he wished, and the whole cat was very satisfied. It was no longer the dying look before, and kissed the tip of Xiao Di's red ear affectionately, "I'll take you back."

Xiao Di narrowed his eyes, hummed lightly, and stretched out his arms around Bazahei's neck.

Bazahei was in a good mood, wrapped Xiao Di in his bathrobe, carried him back to the bedroom quietly, put him on the bed gently, then went to bed by himself and hugged him, and then intimately pulled him into bed. The quilt, a posture of wanting to hang on.

Xiao Di opened his eyes, and pushed Bazahei's chest, which was close at hand, "What are you doing here?"

Bazahei squinted his eyes and smiled, and answered as a matter of course, "Come up to sleep, master."

"What are you messing around with!" Xiao Di frowned, "Go back quickly! What if someone finds out!"

Bazahei snatched him into his arms, "If you find it, you will find it. What are you afraid of? You and I are more in love than gold, and you are afraid of being found out? I can't wait to tell everyone about our adultery/love." ’, so that those who are staring at you will retreat.”

Xiao Di was held tightly in Bazahei's arms, and pinched the soft flesh on Bazahei's waist angrily, "Whoever is staring at me, stop messing around, hurry up, I'll be OOC if someone finds out."

"Seeing how anxious you are, people who don't know think we are having an affair," Bazahei said dissatisfiedly holding his hand, "Let me ask you, let's forget about the protagonist, what's the matter with that little Hei?" , there is no mention of such a person in the outline, why do you bring all kinds of cats and dogs home!"

"That's the apprentice of the original owner! What can I do! I can't drive him out! That guy was already there when I crossed over, and he is much more familiar with the business of Miracle Doctor Valley than I am. Without him, this It's still uncertain what the miracle doctor valley will become!"

Bazahei snorted coldly, "Hmph! Get him out as soon as possible, I'll be annoying to see that guy!"

Xiao Di rolled his eyes, and taught, "What's wrong with you! Is there anything in this world that you don't bother to look at!"

"Yes! I don't feel bored looking at you, I just want to look at you." As he spoke, Bazaar black rogue rubbed his head against Xiao Di's neck, and breathed into Xiao Di's red ears, "I'll just like you."

"Don't make a fuss!" The tips of his ears were itchy, Xiao Di pushed his head away forcefully, and said seriously, "I'm telling you something serious, can you see what's going on with that little blackie? He's kept him because he lost his memory. Since you hate him so much, why don't you prescribe some medicine for him to cure his amnesia, and then we can drive him away."

Bazahei was serious, "It's not good for children to lose their memory, most of them are useless, just give them a good beating."

Xiao Di: "..." I don't think you really want to drive Xiao Hei away...

Bazahe spread his hands: "Why don't you believe it? I'm serious. That guy lost his memory because of blood congestion in his brain. Just beat him to break up the blood congestion."

"...Well, this is also a way." Without mentioning Xiao Hei, Xiao Di stroked the firm muscles in Baza Hei's chest, "Tell me about you, what's going on with you, how did you suddenly become so big. "I was still a minor during the day, but suddenly became such an old man at night.

"This..." Bazahei chuckled, "This is the golden finger I prescribed for myself, and I have 4 hours a day to grow up! Is it too powerful? Are you happy!" Don't you think I'm underage!Now that I am an adult, I have nothing to say!

So you're wasting your golden fingers on such a boring place!Xiao Di was speechless, and then asked, "You said earlier that the deal you made with the Lord God, couldn't it be this cheating finger!"

"No, don't think too much about it." Bazahei quickly denied, "I still have the right to open a cheat for myself, and it has nothing to do with that transaction."

Knowing that Bai Xiao didn't want to talk more about his deal with the Lord God, Xiao Di said helplessly, "Okay." After finishing speaking, he stroked Bai Xiao's head, "I've done what I want to do now, and you are satisfied, so hurry back Come on, be good."

"Don't go, I won't go!" Bai Xiao acted recklessly, put his long legs on Xiao Di's body, hugged Xiao Di tightly and didn't let go, "I want to sleep with you! I want to sleep with you!"

Feeling that the cuteness of this cat is very hot-eyed, Xiao Di put on a serious face and said, "Be obedient! Go back quickly! You are my apprentice now, what do you look like when people see you, please show some face!"

"..." Bazahei hugged Xiao Di silently, fighting silently.

"Damn Fat Cat! If you don't get out, don't come here!" Xiao Di threatened.

"Then I promise to leave before dawn, so that no one will find out, okay!" He said while pretending to be pitiful, "Look, it's already so late, what should I do if I catch a cold when I go out...I'm underage! "

"Shameless, is there a minor like you!" Xiao Di scorned, knowing the shameless skills of a fat cat stalking and stinking, he didn't continue to insist, "Sleep well if you want to sleep, don't pester me, dawn Hurry up and get out before!"

Bazahei only listened to the second half of the sentence, hugged Xiao Di even tighter with two hums, adjusted a comfortable posture, closed his eyes and pretended to have fallen asleep.Xiao Di was held in his arms, looked at his pretentious appearance, and smiled helplessly.

Night, silent.The person in his arms breathed evenly, Bai Xiao slowly opened his eyes, looked at Xiao Di's peaceful sleeping face, and called softly, "Idiot." No one answered, and the person in his arms fell asleep quietly, unconsciously. Sipping his mouth, Bai Xiao smiled, and kissed Xiao Di's forehead quietly, "...I love you."

So I will always be with you.

Early the next morning, Xiao Hei made breakfast and went to wake Xiao Di up with a copper basin. However, after calling several times, there was no response. He stood at the door in doubt, and when he was about to push the door open, Bai Xiao's cold voice came from behind, "Stop screaming, master slept late last night, and will get up late today, so breakfast will be skipped. Don't stand here to disturb master, let master have a good rest." At this time, Bai Xiao He has changed back to his youthful appearance, but his unbeatable temperament has not changed much.

Xiao Hei turned his head, looked up and down the new junior brother, and asked suspiciously, "How do you know?"

Bai Xiao sneered, and answered as a matter of course, "I just know." After finishing speaking, he seemed to think of something, "By the way, the master also said that it is hard enough for the senior brother to take care of the Miracle Doctor Valley by himself, and I will wake him up later to serve He left the trivial things like washing and washing to me."

Xiao Hei was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect this new junior brother to be so trusted by Xiao Di, "When did the master say it, why don't I know."

Bai Xiao shrugged, "Yesterday. If you don't believe me, when the master wakes up, you can ask the master."

Due to overwork last night, Xiao Di slept until noon and didn't wake up. When he woke up, he saw Bazahei coming in with a copper basin, but he didn't say much, enjoying the service of the dead fat cat as it should be, and didn't feel awkward at all. .Bai Xiao also lived up to his expectations, circling around Xiao Di nimbly, and after a while, Xiao Di was tidied up properly, and when he went out with the copper basin, he even gave Xiao Hei a provocative look outside the door.

Xiao Hei hid outside the door, biting the handkerchief inside his face, drawing circles and cursing the new junior who took away his master.

When eating at noon, Xiao Hei looked at Xiao Di many times before hesitating to speak, his resentful gaze made Xiao Di look like a light on his back, and he thought that his "unrequited love" with the dead fat cat had been exposed.He put down his chopsticks and asked with great pressure, "Xiao Hei, what's the matter with you looking at me like that?"

Xiao Hei hesitated for a moment, "...Master, Junior Brother Bai told me this morning that I will leave it to him to take care of your daily routine and wash in the future. Is this true?"

Bai Xiao sneered in his heart, he still didn't give up, and dared to seek proof from an idiot?Give up!The idiot belongs to this seat alone!

Xiao Di glanced at Bazahei suspiciously, Bazahei was expressionless and cold, he didn't take Xiaohei's question seriously at all, he understood what was going on after a little thought, and nodded, "Oh , I forgot to tell you yesterday. From now on, I will leave such trivial matters to Bai Xiao. It is hard work for you to take care of the huge Valley of Miraculous Doctors by yourself, and you are not in good health. It can be easier."

Xiao Di and Bazahei are of the same heart, and the words they use to prevaricate Xiao Hei are the same. Hearing this, Xiao Hei feels heartbroken, and he hurriedly said, "Master, I didn't work hard! It didn't work hard at all!" Master loves me again !

Xiao Di waved his hand, "I accept your wish, this matter is settled like this, let's eat."

Bai Xiao felt physically and mentally comfortable after watching this good show, wishing he could hold Xiao Di in his arms and rub him on the spot.

Xiao Hei still didn't give up, "Junior brother just came here, I'm afraid he can't take good care of master, or I'll teach him another time..."

Bai Xiao sneered at the right time, "Hehe, don't worry. I am much more skilled in serving the master than you."

What is going on with this feeling of being jealous of the harem!In order to correct the style of painting, Xiao Di showed the majesty of the owner of the valley, "Okay, let's eat!" The dinner table was suddenly quiet, Xiao Hei fell silent, and swallowed the words again, feeling extremely aggrieved, Bai Bai Xiao looked at him like this, and raised an eyebrow at him triumphantly.

Qingming has been eating the rice in his bowl silently, silently observing the undercurrent among the other three people at the dinner table, and seeing that everyone seems to have calmed down, he said timidly, "Master, what should I do?" He now Eager to prove his self-worth, after all, even that awesome-looking Bai Xiao was looking for work for him, what if the master felt that he was useless and kicked him out if he was dissatisfied.

Xiao Di glanced at him, and thought that the blind protagonist Shou would come to this muddy water, didn't you see that the Shura field has just ended here!When Qingming was stared at by him, his whole body shuddered, and he didn't know what he said wrong.

Staring back and forth, Xiao Di had already thought about the task of the protagonist, "Qingming, you are still young and can't do heavy work, so you just check every day if there is anything missing in this valley, and go down the mountain on time every day to do the shopping. Little Hei, later on you will teach Qingming how to break Taniguchi's formation, and he will be responsible for the purchase of the Taniguchi from now on."

This time Xiao Hei had no objection, and nodded obediently.

After instructing Xiao Hei, Xiao Di looked at the protagonist Shou again, "Remember to go out every day!"

Although I don't know why the master asked him to go out every day, but finally there is work to do, Qingming nodded quickly, "Okay master, I will remember."

Xiao Di was very satisfied, and praised his wit - the protagonist was the one who wanted to pick up the protagonist's mother and son when he was caught, if he was lying in the Valley of Miraculous Doctors all day being an otaku, it would be strange to find his husband!go!The protagonist suffers!