Cannon fodder's death manual

After successfully rescuing Bazahei, Xiao Di took him to the market, bought a horse with silver coins, and took him back to the God of Medicine Valley, "Tsk, if I knew your father gave me the money just now, I would have done it. Let's save a little, just make do with this one horse, and I'll take you and us to ride together."

Baza rolled his black eyes, then nodded again and again, "Okay! Then let's go!"

Xiao Di gave him a strange look, not understanding what the fat cat was trying to do, "...then let's go!" After saying that, he got on his horse and stretched out his hand to pull Bazahe up to let him sit on the horse. In front of me, "Hold on, my horse is not riding well, I am not responsible for falling."

Satisfied, Bazahei leaned tightly into Xiao Di's arms, so comfortable that he wanted to roll on the spot, "Yeah, okay, let's go, let's go!"

After being urged by Bazahei to take two steps, Xiao Di pulled the reins to stop, Bazahei pretended to be obedient and rubbed his chin with the top of his head, "Why did you stop, let's go!"

"Xiaoba, did we forget something?" Xiao Di asked with some uncertainty.

"Forgot what? No." Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils rolled quickly, "Let's go, it will be dark if we don't go."

Xiao Di thought about it carefully, then looked at Bazahei in his arms, and suddenly slapped his thigh, "I said I forgot what, the protagonist Shou! The protagonist Shou is still in the inn!"

"Tsk!" Bazahei rolled his eyes in Xiao Di's arms, why did he remember it!It's annoying!

"Tsk, what tsk, you're not happy. I came here specifically to find the protagonist Shou." Thinking of the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di became depressed again. I don’t have enough money to buy a carriage!”

Then just throw him away!Bazahei thought viciously in his heart, so that we can ride the same horse, Hongchen, as a companion... Looking at Xiao Di's depressed look, Bazahei couldn't bear it, so he curled up in Xiao Di's arms reluctantly He comforted him, "You don't have to worry about money, I'll figure out a way, how about this, you go and accept the protagonist, I'll wait for you outside Cangzhou City after I get a carriage."

"!!!" Xiao Di was overjoyed, and rubbed the boy in his arms full of love, but felt that just rubbing was not enough to express his surprise, so he kissed the top of Bazahei's head loudly, "Damn Fat cat, you are really good! You look more and more cute, so I will come whenever I go!"

Bai Xiao snorted, and slapped his mischievous hand on his head, "Okay, okay, let's go! Go early and come back early! I'll wait for you outside the city!"

Xiao Di got off his horse and shouted as he ran, "Got it!"

When returning to the inn, Qingming had just finished drinking the medicine, and was obviously taken aback when Xiao Di came in, "...ah, master... master, you are back. Didn't you say it will take three or four days?"

"Oh, the matter was resolved quickly, so I'm back." Xiao Di smelled the smell of medicine in the room, saw the protagonist Shou's complexion was rosy and shiny, as if he was a different person than when he first met, so he guessed that the boy's illness was almost healed soon "How are you? Are you still coughing?"

Qingming replied embarrassingly, "...I'm already cured, the medicine is very effective...Thank you, Master."

"Thank you, I'm your master." Xiao Di smiled, gave Bazahei a thumbs up in his heart, and then looked at the protagonist Shou, "Go and pack your things, let's go."

"Let's go?... Oh, good!" The protagonist Shou didn't react for a while, but when he did, he quickly got up and packed up quickly, for fear that Xiao Di would repent and just throw himself down.He didn't have a lot of things at all, except for a few packs of medicine and two sets of clothes that Xiao Di bought for him. After packing up, he stood there very awkwardly waiting for Xiao Di to speak.

"Okay? Then let's go." Seeing that the protagonist Shou had packed up, Xiao Di left the room and took the protagonist Shou to the outside of Cangzhou City, introducing the general situation to the protagonist Shou while he was running, "We are going back now. Yuzhou, the journey may take two or three days, your brother is waiting for us outside the city."

Qingming followed closely behind him with a small burden on his back, "Senior brother?" There was a touch of surprise in his tone, obviously he did not expect that he had a senior brother.

"Yeah. His name is Bai Xiao." Xiao Di glanced back at him, and visually estimated the age of the protagonist Shou, "a year or two older than you, but he has a bad personality and likes to get along with people. Just don't be as knowledgeable as him. "

"Ah Choo—" On the official road outside Cangzhou City, Bazahei, who had a bad personality, squatted on the roof of the carriage and sneezed suddenly.

After waiting boredly for a while, he saw Xiao Di and the protagonist Shou rushing over one after the other. He jumped off the roof of the carriage, his sharp eyes stopped on Xiaotuo behind Xiao Di, and then looked at Xiao Tuo. Di greeted with a blank face, "Come on, let's go."

Xiao Di glared at him, silently warned him not to look like he was going to die, and then introduced with a smile, "Qingming, come and meet your senior brother, smile, this is Qingming, your little senior brother."

"Master...Senior brother..." Qingming yelled timidly, and accidentally glanced at Bai Xiao's bewitching golden and silver eyes, and saw the bruise at the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly looked away.

"Huh." Bazahei has never been very fond of the protagonist Shou, and when he heard the protagonist Shou call him his senior brother, he only responded with a cold snort, which made the scene very awkward for a while, Xiao Di smiled and smoothed things over, "Hahaha Qingming, don't mind, your senior brother has this kind of virtue, you see he ordered someone to beat him, hahaha, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Hearing this, Bazahei glared at the protagonist Shou, who flinched in fright, "I don't mind, I don't mind! I don't mind at all!"

"Okay, okay! Don't make such a bad face, let's go!" Xiao Di patted Bazahei's shoulder, got on the carriage, and then stretched out his hand to pull the protagonist up, settled the protagonist into the car, and returned Bazahei, who was dawdling on the ground, greeted, "Smile, don't lose your temper, hurry up and drive the car!"

Bazahei didn't take his eyes off the protagonist Shou's hand in Xiao Di's hand for a moment, and when Xiao Di greeted him, he glared at the protagonist Shou, jumped onto the carriage with a stern face and threw the reins, "Drive!"

Xiao Di was staggered by the flash, grabbed the car door and quickly sat still. Seeing the figure of Bazahei driving the car with his back facing him, he stretched out his paw and licked Bazahei's dog's head, "Stupid dog! Drive hard!"

"Humph!"

Xiao Di flicked the back of his head, then retreated into the car, and smiled at Qingming, "Don't be as knowledgeable as him," he said in a low voice, "I told you before, he has a bad personality!"

Outside the carriage, Bazahei's ear twitched.

Sitting opposite Xiao Di, Qingming smiled awkwardly. Seeing a teapot on the small tea table in the car, she politely poured a cup of tea for Xiao Di, "Master, you drink tea."

"Huh—" Bazahei pulled the rein suddenly, the horse neighed, and the carriage came to a stop.The carriage stopped suddenly, and the tea in Xiao Di's hand spilled out uncontrollably. Fortunately, it was all herbal tea, so there was no burn.

"Master, are you alright!" Seeing this, the protagonist Shou hurriedly wiped the water off Xiao Di's body with a rag. Xiao Di put the teacup back on the desk, frowned and was about to rush outside when the curtain on the car door was shattered. Bazahei opened it, and Bazahei squatted at the door of the car. The golden and silver demon pupils glanced at the protagonist Shou's hand holding the rag. He stretched out his hand and flicked his forehead, "Look, why don't you drive in and do something, and return to your senior brother, so I know how to scare your senior brother."

Hearing this, Bazahei grasped Xiao Di's wrist and looked at Xiao Di's stunned expression. He said sincerely, "Master! You forgot that I don't have a driver's license and I haven't learned how to drive! Otherwise you Come out and teach me!"

"But neither do I..."

"It's okay, master, I'm a fast learner, just come out and teach me! Junior brother, sit still in the car!" After finishing speaking, Bazahei gave the protagonist a threatening look to let him understand , pulled him out of the car before Xiao Di refused, put the reins into his hands, and held the other part, "Drive!" Then he stopped looking at Xiao Di and started driving the car with all his heart.

Xiao Di held the rein with a dazed expression, and lightly elbowed Bazahei with his elbow, "Brother Xiao, what's the matter again, did I provoke you again?"

Bazahei remained silent with a cold face, and he manipulated his flattery on his own, "Drive!"

"Biao Jiangzi, didn't I just casually talk to the protagonist Shou, the protagonist Shou came into our house, so I have to talk to him, right..."

Bazahei glanced at him, turned back and said coolly, "I have a bad personality?"

"...No, no! Who said that, you have such a good personality! You have a great personality!...Well, I said it, but I'm just lying to children, why do you believe everything! You Just this personality is pretty good! How cute! Why, don’t you believe it? Tsk, there’s no trust at all between people! ... Oh ~ I see, Xiaoba, I’m not jealous!  … Okay, okay, Biao Lame stared at Laozi, why don't I apologize to you! I shouldn't say that to you, but you are also wrong! You see that you are dying to the protagonist, the protagonist suffers I didn't recruit you again, why are you so indifferent to others... so spicy, so spicy, I apologize, I apologize, don't be angry! Minibus? Xiaobai? Smile? Brother Xiao?"

"Hmph!" Bazahei said coldly, "Then stay away from him from now on! I'll be angry when I see him."

"Stay far away, then don't be angry!"

"I won't be angry if you stay away from him."

"Pfft——" Xiao Di pinched Bazaar's little black face, and said mockingly, "I also said that I'm not jealous, labor and capital are almost being soured by you!"

"Hiss—" Xiao Di accidentally touched the wound, Bazahei gasped, "It hurts."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose." Xiao Di hastily rubbed his face that hurt from pinching, "Does it still hurt?"

Bazahei: "It hurts. The more you rub it, the more it hurts. (￣3￣)"

Xiao Di looked at his weird expression: "Then what to do, what do you (￣3￣) mean?"

Bazahei: "(￣3￣) means (￣3￣). You (￣3￣) will stop the pain."

Xiao Di: "...you are really getting more and more shameless."

Bazahei: "When I was in the White House, you said that as long as I go with you, I can do whatever I want. Now I don't even agree to (￣3￣)."

Xiao Di: "Fool, I lied to you, otherwise why would you obediently go with me?"

Bazahei: "You are so shameless that you lied to me."

Xiao Di: "You are the one who lied."

Bazahei: "You are so annoying, since you don't want to (￣3￣) me, then I (￣3￣) you will be fine." Saying that, Bazahei grabbed Xiao Di's collar and gnawed It came to Xiao Di's mouth.As soon as Bazahei loosened the rein, the front wheel of the carriage hit a raised rock again, and the carriage swayed. Xiao Di hurriedly hugged Bazahei in a panic, and Bazahei was satisfied. Hugging Xiao Di tightly, out of the corner of his eye he saw the door of the carriage was thrown open just now, and slammed the door behind him hard with his backhand where Xiao Di could not see.

Qingming knocked his head against the door panel, making his head dizzy.