Cannon fodder's death manual

Taking Xiao Di all the way back to the hot spring just now, Bazahei instantly turned into a fat cat after landing, turned his back to Xiao Di angrily with a black face, as if he wanted to fight Xiao Di to the end.

Xiao Di helplessly looked at Bazahei's fat back, and walked around in front of Bazahei, "Damn fat cat, what are you angry about..."

Unexpectedly, before Xiao Di finished speaking, Bazahei turned around angrily, leaving Xiao Di with a fat ass.

Seeing that the dead fat cat deserves such a beating, a vein popped up on Xiao Di's forehead, and he walked around to it patiently, with a kind smile on his face, "I said, you..."

"Hmph!" Bazahei turned around again arrogantly.

Xiao Di: Fat cat, you are enough!If you owe labor and management so much, you really want to beat the cat!

Bazahei never turned around, Xiao Di just sat on the ground behind Bazahei like that, looked at the back of Bazahei's furry head, and pretended to be surprised, "Oh, what can I do~" While talking, he carefully observed Bazahei. Zhahei's reaction, but Bazahei still didn't move, and squatted there motionless with his back to Xiao Di, as if he wanted to fight the evil forces to the end.

"Oh~ Some cats said they liked me just now~ Now they are ignoring me~" Xiao Di made a sad look and secretly observed Bazahei, "Sad..."

Bazaar's pointed black ears suddenly trembled twice, as if he wanted to turn around, but he held back awkwardly.

Seeing Bazahei's appearance, Xiao Di stretched out his hand and pinched its furry ears in a funny way, and whispered next to its ear, "Xiaoxiao, I like you."

Bazahei's eyes widened in an instant, and it turned back slowly in disbelief, only to see that elf's dark eyes were full of stars, he sat there smiling at it, and the night wind lifted his long black hair, Gently sweeping across its face, behind the elf, the vast galaxy of stars in the dark night sky was brilliant.

"What did you just... say?" It asked in a daze.

"You heard me." Xiao Di reached out and hugged it in front of his eyes, looked at its beautiful gold and silver eyes and smiled slightly, "I said I like you, smile, Bai Xiao."

"I told you that week in Star Mecha before, I like you too, smile."

"It's not because you were stupid and lied to you that week, it's true, I like you."

"..." I didn't expect to get such a positive response. Baza and Xiao Di stared at each other for a long time, then turned his head uncomfortably, and snorted proudly, "Then you just said hello to the protagonist. It's so good!"

Xiao Di looked at it speechlessly, this cat will die if it is not jealous!He ruthlessly/twist/looked at Bazahei's fat body and cursed, "Can that be the same! Can I just throw the protagonist Shou in the wilderness like this! Please, you observer, give some consideration to the characters in the plot! "

"Hmph! You only have the plot in mind!" Bazahei complained with his lips curled up.

"Biao Jiangzi!" Xiao Di comforted sincerely, "There is still such a small place for you, really!"

"Missing?" Bazahei looked displeased.

"Okay!" Xiao Di gestured in front of his eyes with his hand, "It's a little more than you think, and it can be a little more." After finishing speaking, he stroked Baza's black and furry head, "Don't be upset, in fact, I I know, you are also very concerned about the plot, look, didn't you bring me here because you knew that the protagonist will be here tonight?"

When Bazahei heard it, he immediately frowned, "Of course not! If I had known that guy would come, I would not have brought you here! Absolutely not!"

With Bazahei's appearance, Xiao Di was a little dazed, "Could it be...you just brought me to the hot spring for a special trip?" It's okay to come to the hot spring at night, right?

Does this seat look so boring!

"When...Of course not!" When talking about the reason why he brought Xiao Di to this ghost place at night, Bazahei hesitated, if it wasn't covered by the hair on his face, it would probably be blushing at this time.

Xiao Di looked at it hesitantly with amused expression, "Smile, you didn't mean to bring me here..." In the middle of speaking, Xiao Di deliberately paused, feeling that the atmosphere was almost set before making a face of sudden realization "... let's confess!"

A trace of panic flashed in Baza's dark eyes, "That's right! Well, this hot spring that I suddenly discovered two days ago, this hot spring probably has the same source as the spring of life, and it contains powerful life elements. In the spring water, I can temporarily transform into a human form, hum! Didn’t you look straight at your elf maid? I will show you, an ignorant fool, what is the real beauty !"

"Oh——the beauty—" Xiao Di looked at Baza's black and fat belly without any trace, "so I'm still jealous——smile~"

Bazahei struggled in Xiao Di's hands and kicked his hind legs, sweeping his big tail back and forth as if to cover up his fat belly, but his belly was too big to hide it, so he snorted arrogantly With a voice, "Hmph! Who do you think I am! Such a vulgar fan is not worthy of making me jealous!"

"All right, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful!" Perfunctorily pinching Baza's black and furry ears, Xiao Di carried it to the edge of the hot spring, "So in this water, you can become Adult?" Saying that, Xiao Di was eager to throw the fat cat in his hand.

Bazahei gripped Xiao Di's chest tightly with his black paws, "It's not possible now, this seat of Zhoumu is set to be the guardian beast of the elves. Originally, I had to continue to practice when I became a human, but maybe the system went wrong. Bug, I accidentally discovered that I could transform into a human form in this hot spring, I wanted to bring you here to see and see, but since I accidentally said that I like you just now, the system has fixed this bug."

"That's it..." Xiao Di looked at the sparkling hot spring water with some disappointment, "Then there is no way to become a human as soon as possible? To be honest, with your current state, labor and management are still under a lot of pressure. "

Bazahei was in Xiao Di's arms, "Yes, yes...but it's not very fast..."

"Yes?! What method?" Xiao Di became interested when he heard it.

"Hey, this hot spring has the same source as the fountain of life. The spring water can accelerate the flow of magic in the body. If you use this spring water, it is not impossible to restore your human form as soon as possible..."

"Then what are you waiting for! Let's start right away!...Um...how to do it? Orally or externally?"

Bazahei faltered with evasive eyes, "It's fine to go in and take a bath like just now. Practicing in this hot spring can get twice the result with half the effort, but..."

Seeing that Fat Mao was hesitating so much, it was not like this guy's usual style, Xiao Di touched Fat Mao's head and generously encouraged him, "If you have any questions, please tell them!"

"However..." Bazahei held Xiao Di's chest tightly and refused to let go, "If you go down to soak together, the effect will be better..."

Xiao Di:. . . .

"...Smile, don't you just want to take a bath with labor and management... Tsk tsk, you pervert/cat!"

Before Xiao Di finished speaking, Bazahei let go of Xiao Di's collar in a panic, and jumped into the hot spring from Xiao Di's arms. It took a long time to poke his wet head out of the water, "You, don't think about it! As an elf king, your life magic fluctuation is relatively strong, so I invited you, otherwise I wouldn't..."

"Oh Jiangzi! That means there is nothing to do with labor and capital. Then labor and capital will leave first. You are a cat here and soaking slowly. I wish you a human form as soon as possible..." Xiao Di made a gesture As if turning around to leave.

Seeing that Xiao Di really turned around and was about to leave, Bazahei became a little anxious, and quickly shouted, "Hey! You! Wait a minute! Don't leave! Come back!"

Xiao Di stopped, looked back at Bazahei in the water and smiled, "...you still say you're not a sex/cat?"

"Hmph!" Bazahei snorted awkwardly, "You...you come down!"

From that day on, taking a hot spring with this cat/cat every night has become Xiao Di's main job in addition to his part-time job as the Elf King before the start of the plot.

That night, when the cool breeze was blowing and the moon was shining, Xiao Di went ashore in a white robe and sat casually by the edge of the hot spring, with his two calves comfortably soaking in the spring water, seeing Bazahei with his chubby belly floating by his feet. When it touched the water, I bent down to pick it up from the water, put it on my lap and observed its wet and fat body, "Damn fat cat, you are not cheating labor, right? Why do you still look like a ghost, are you practicing hard?"

"Of course I'm cultivating hard!" Bazahei stood up in Xiao Di's arms, shaking the water droplets on his body, and said solemnly, "You idiot, do you think the cultivation of the beasts set in this week is easy! Even if they have life With the help of the fountain, it will take a certain amount of time to transform from a beast to a human!"

"But besides acting coquettishly, rolling around and soaking in hot springs to indulge in beauty every day, the labor and management can't see that you are practicing hard!"

"Hmph! Who do you think this seat is! This seat is a divine beast that combines the essence of the world, the sun, the moon, and the sun. Even if you act coquettishly and roll around in the hot springs, it will not delay your cultivation at all, okay?"

"So you also know that you don't do business every day?"

"What do you mean by not doing business, this seat is also..." Bazahei suddenly closed his mouth when he was halfway through his words, and quickly jumped onto Xiao Di's shoulder two or three times. The woods behind Di lowered his voice and whispered in Xiao Di's ear, "...put on your clothes, that kid is here again."

"Hey? Here we go again?" Xiao Di pulled the white robe on her body to cover her bare/exposed chest, and stood up with her hands holding her wet long black hair. "What do you think that guy wants to do? Since that day, he often Wandering around this area at night, aren't you afraid that labor and management will eat him?"

Bazahei leaned on Xiao Di's shoulder, "I don't know, maybe he is watching you, maybe you, a 'dark elf', might harm the forest of elves...Anyway, you should stay away from him."

"Is he the only one who monitors me?" Xiao Di sneered, "This white lotus is quite disregarding life and death."

In the silent forest, I saw the elf standing up in a white robe from a distance, with a golden head hurriedly hiding behind the tree trunk.After hiding behind the tree and waiting for a long time, there was no movement from the hot spring. Zhu Xia sneaked out a green eye from behind the tree. After observing secretly for a long time, he saw that the figure by the hot spring was no longer there. He hesitated from behind the tree. He poked his head out and looked around suspiciously, but there was no one around. Before he could be disappointed, he heard a clear voice behind him, "What are you hiding here for?"

"Ah!" Zhu Xia was so frightened that she let out a small cry, her hands trembling, and the fruit in her bosom scattered all over the floor, and a bright red fruit gurgled and rolled to Xiao Di's feet.