Cannon fodder's death manual

"I, I, I, I didn't peek..." Looking back, seeing the dark elf suddenly appearing behind her, Zhu Xia blushed and explained incoherently after being startled, "I didn't peek, I didn't peek! I, I was Just passing by..." Seeing that all the fruits in his hand fell to the ground, he hurriedly squatted down and randomly picked up the fruits on the ground, picking up one and dropping the other in a hurry, and he didn't pick up a few for a long time. He blushed in embarrassment, Trembling, he stretched out his hand and handed the fruit in his hand to the elf in front of him, "This, this...for...for you..."

"Meow~" Bazahei leaned on Xiao Di's shoulder, looking dangerously at the red fruit in the protagonist's hand.

"Give it to me?" Xiao Di looked at the bright red fruit in the protagonist Shou's hand with some doubts. What the hell is this protagonist Shou doing? It's suspicious to say that he was passing by!Besides, isn't this guy afraid of labor and management to death? Why did he suddenly want to give labor and management such suspicious fruits? ...Could it be poisoned inside?Want to use this thing to poison labor and capital?So bad? !

The elf in front of him still had the damp smell from the shower just now, and Zhu Xia blushed from the faint fragrance coming to his face. He didn't dare to look directly into the elf's beautiful black eyes. He lowered his head and said hesitantly, "Here...here you The...last...last time...thank you..."

Oh~ Xiao Di raised his eyebrows in surprise, he couldn't tell that the protagonist was kind enough to repay her kindness!He looked at the vermilion fruit in the protagonist Shou's hand, and he had completely forgotten that the protagonist Shou would not have been injured if it hadn't been for Bazahei last time.

"For me?" he confirmed again.

Zhu Xia secretly raised his head, saw the elf's beautiful black eyes, then quickly lowered his head like a frightened deer, and replied hesitantly with a blushing face, "Here, for you..."

Um, then labor and management are not welcome hahaha... Just as Xiao Di said thank you, when he stretched out his hand to take the fruit in the protagonist's hand, his shoulders lightened suddenly, and a fruit came between the two of them. With a huge tiger head, Xiao Di's extended hand just landed on the furry head of the white tiger. The white tiger opened its mouth wide, grabbed Zhu Xia's slender arm in one bite, rolled its rough tongue, and immediately grabbed Zhu Xia's hand. All the fruits in the bag rolled into his mouth, he swallowed two or three times into his stomach, and when he was done, he licked the corner of his mouth contentedly, burped deafeningly, and rubbed his big hairy head triumphantly under Xiao Di's hands twice.

"Ah!" Zhu Xia screamed in fright, and was caught off guard by the white tiger's arm. He thought it was trying to bite him, so he struggled to save his hand from the tiger's mouth. Unexpectedly, in the disorderly struggle, The arm bumped against the sharp teeth of the white tiger, and blood was seen when it was pulled out.

When Xiao Di came to his senses, he saw that the protagonist was paralyzed under the tree with his hands covered in blood and his face was terrified. Bazahei rubbed his head against his hand triumphantly. After taking a shot, he bypassed Bazahei and leaned over to check the condition of the protagonist's suffering. Bazahei hurriedly leaned forward, protruding a big hairy head from Xiao Di's side, pretending to observe the protagonist's suffering with Xiao Di. Hurt".

Unexpectedly, when he saw the head of the white tiger approaching, the protagonist was even more terrified, trembling as if he was about to die soon, Xiao Di glared at Bazahei who was approaching with malicious intentions, and put his hand against Bazahei Pushing his head back behind him, he turned his head and smiled kindly at the protagonist, "Don't be afraid, it just likes to play with people, and it has no malicious intentions."

"Roar—" Bazahei roared very cooperatively, using practical actions to prove that he was actually full of malice towards the protagonist.

Hearing the roar of the tiger, Zhu Xia trembled all over, Bazahei was stuffed behind Xiao Di, and dishonestly rubbed his big head against Xiao Di's back, Xiao Di secretly pulled a bunch of soft hairs on Bazahei's forehead in warning , looking at the protagonist Shou with a smile on his face, "Listen, it said that it also likes to play with you."

Zhu Xia looked terrified: No, no, don't make it like me...

"You need to take care of the injury on your hand quickly. I'll take you over there to wash it." Seeing that the protagonist Shou's hands were still covered in blood, Xiao Di helped him up from the ground and brought him to the edge of the hot spring, while teasing him. Cleaning his wound with spring water, he asked casually, "Is the foot injury healed from last time?"

Zhu Xia was flattered for a moment, the elf's soft fingers scratched the wound, and several times he even had difficulty breathing. Hearing the elf ask himself this question, he replied hesitantly, "...already...healed... a lot, Thanks to you……"

"You don't have to thank me, my cat caused your injury. Besides, it's troublesome that the life spirit's healing magic can't be used on me." Helping the protagonist to wash the wound, Xiao Di put his hand on the protagonist's arm , the life magic of the fingertips is repairing the wound on the protagonist's arm.Bazahei followed to the hot spring in dissatisfaction, and saw Xiao Di was seriously treating the protagonist's injury, with all his attention on the protagonist's body. Well, why bite him!Thinking about it carefully, it seems that he was not the one who bit him, he was the one who bumped into him at that time... Hmph, this annoying protagonist is here to touch Ci'er, right?The trick is so deep...

Bazahei rubbed behind Xiao Di for a long time without seeing Xiao Dili himself. The tiger head frightened the protagonist on the opposite side of Xiao Di. Seeing Bazahei's silly meow scared the protagonist again. Xiao Di The magic under his hand kept on, and the tone of his mouth warned dangerously, "Smile——"

"Meow——" Hearing Xiao Di's warning, the tiger behind him suddenly let out a thin meow, and then the tiger's body began to shrink visibly, until it became the shape of a cat. After becoming a cat, it thrusts itself into Xiao Di's arms, rolls around in Xiao Di's arms with its round white belly showing obsequiousness, and its gold and silver demon pupils glance provocatively at the surprised green eyes of the protagonist from time to time——I can be in his arms roll can you~

Ignoring the dead fat cat rolling in his arms, Xiao Di felt that he was almost cured, so he stopped the magic, "It's just a scratch, it's all right now."

"Thank... thank you..." Staring blankly at the elf in front of him, Zhu Xia stammered his thanks.

"Meow——" Bazahei meowed at this time, which can be translated roughly as: Since he is fine, let him go quickly, hurry up——

"This cat..." The white tiger turned into a cat. Although Zhu Xia could still feel the cat's hostility towards him, the oppressive feeling it gave him was not so strong.

Seeing the protagonist Shou looking at Bazahei, Xiao Di reached out and rubbed the dead fat cat in his arms, "Is there something wrong with my cat?"

"...No, it's nothing, it's just that I heard from other elves that the Elf King also has a cat by his side, but that cat is a divine beast..."

Lying in Xiao Di's arms, Bazahei proudly glanced at the protagonist Shou—hmph!This seat is of course a divine beast!

So Laozi is the elf king, idiot!Although he wished to knock the head of the protagonist Shou this fool to see what was inside, Xiao Di remained calm on the face, "...you know the Elf King very well?"

The protagonist Shou shook his head, and gave Xiao Di'an his idol with bright eyes, "I have never met the Elf King, but I heard from the elves who participated in the Wing Spreading Ceremony that the Elf King is the most powerful of our elves, The most beautiful elf, as long as you see it, you can make people surrender from the heart. In the past, the human race invaded the elf forest. It was the elf king who led the elves to beat the human race away, and set up an enchantment around the elf forest , has been protecting our elves..."

Xiao Di was dumbfounded: Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao is as good as he said?Does such a perfect elf really exist?The protagonist Shou is actually a fan of the Elf King? ...But then again, did you want to surrender at the first glance?Sao Nian, did you say something when you recognized Laozi as a dark elf at first glance...

Like all children, when talking about idols, the protagonist Shou starts to talk endlessly, just immersed in his own world and gave Xiao Di an advantage for a long time. With a surprised face, he immediately became embarrassed, "Hold... sorry... As a dark elf... you must not like to hear about the Elf King..."

So your idol is standing right in front of you, you idiot!

Seeing the protagonist's embarrassment, Xiao Di suddenly laughed out loud, "Why, aren't you afraid that a dark elf like me will eat you today?"

Seeing the elf smiling at him in a daze, Zhu Xia blushed instantly, and hurriedly lowered his head in a panic, "...you...you are a good dark elf..." After speaking, Zhu Xia stood up in a panic, as if afraid of being caught by someone. He lowered his head as if seeing it, and slipped away as quickly as a rabbit.

Looking at the figure of the protagonist leaving in a hurry, Xiao Di gently stroked Bazahei's furry body and asked, "Bazahei, why are all the life elves in this world blond and green-eyed, but I am the only one with black hair and black eyes? ? Obviously black hair and black eyes are the symbol of dark elves, so why does the original owner have the characteristics of dark elves even though he is the king of elves?"

Nestled in Xiao Di's arms, Bazahei stretched out his black paws and pulled Xiao Di's black hair hanging in front of his eyes, casually perfunctory, "...I don't know, maybe you have mutated. Don't worry about what you do, don't care about others— —Especially the protagonist’s opinion, just be yourself.” It seemed that Xiao Di’s anger was getting a little hotter, and Bazahei quickly changed his words seriously, “Maybe it’s because of the system.”

"system?"

Bazahei nodded, "Just like every time this seat crosses, the system takes compatibility into account, so no matter what kind of body you use, the gold and silver demon pupils will never change, and yours is probably the same, with black hair and black hair. The eyes are probably reserved for you by the system in consideration of compatibility. But this is not important, judging whether you are a dark elf is not based on appearance alone. Only the protagonist Shou, who is so rich in life elements, cannot feel it. "

"Jiangzi." Xiao Di thoughtfully played with her jet-black hair. Thinking about it this way, it seems that every time he travels, the characters of labor and management are set with black hair and black eyes... Oh, whatever!These are the details!

From that day on, Xiao Di could see the protagonist Shou who came to the hot spring to check in and report every night. The protagonist Shou seemed to have completely awakened the attributes of a stalker. Although he came, he never showed up, only hiding not far from the hot spring Every time Xiao Di passed by, he would run away like a frightened deer, leaving only a small pile of bright red fruits behind the tree to show that he had been there. Bazaar's black belly.

After another period of time like this, Xiao Di was extremely stressed by the protagonist who was routinely staying. Just when Xiao Di made up his mind to catch this stalker and have a good talk with him that night, Unexpectedly, he didn't come, and the feeling of being watched secretly without the protagonist is really great, Xiao Di leaned in the hot spring with a face full of comfort, feeling in a daze that he was about to fall asleep soon.

Suddenly feeling something, Bazahei slid on the water and swam to him, hesitated before speaking, "Xiao Di, there is something I am hesitating whether to tell you or not."

Xiao Di was soaked so lazily that he squinted his eyes casually, "...If that's the case, then don't tell the boss..."

"Um... This seat tells you that you don't want chicken jelly... The protagonist Shou's current situation may not be good..."

"How bad..." Before Xiao Di could finish his casual words, there was a ding sound from the system, ding——immediate system task: Master!horn!by!Hang!danger! ! !Ask Player to go to the designated place for rescue.

Xiao Di sat up in shock from dying illness: This is not good!what happened!Why did the protagonist Shou put himself in critical condition all of a sudden? !