Cannon fodder's death manual

When he went ashore and saw Baza's black paws pressing down on an elf, Xiao Di was startled and stopped him, "Bazahei! Let go!" This idiot fat cat blatantly hurt the elves. Do you want to be the elf king of labor and capital?

"Roar--"

Bazahei, who was interrupted to chat, was really angry. He lowered his head and bared his teeth and growled at the trembling elf under his paws.

"Let go!" Seeing that the silly tiger was so disobedient, Xiao Di shouted sharply.

"Roar!" Baihu looked up at Xiao Di, then roared at the elf without giving up, then slowly raised his paws, his body became smaller and smaller, and finally turned into a fat cat.

"Hmph!" The fat cat held its proud head high, walked to one side with graceful cat steps, squatted in the grass on one side, licked its front paws casually with the tip of its scarlet tongue, and stared at it maliciously with its golden and silver monster eyes. That elf, staring at it like a tiger, seemed ready to violently hurt people at any time.

Xiao Di rolled his eyes in his heart, this stupid fat cat, wouldn't he die if he didn't deserve a beating!

"Are you okay..." Unexpectedly, before Xiao Di finished speaking, he was interrupted by the terrified scream of the young elf, "Black, dark elf, don't come here!..."

Xiao Di's kind smile froze on his face: =_=!

Why is this elf so unreasonable!Is labor and capital so frightening?What a dark elf, a purebred life elf is easy to cut!

The elf seemed to be terribly frightened. After being let go by the white tiger, Xiao Di stretched out his hand to him, and hurriedly rolled and crawled up from the ground trying to escape. Unexpectedly, just as he got up, he fell to the ground uncontrollably. He fell to the ground and looked back at his feet in panic, only to see that his ankle was swollen and his bare feet were covered with bloody bruises. He probably twisted his feet when he was held down by the white tiger just now.

"Don't, don't come here! Ah!—" Seeing the terrifying dark elf getting closer and closer to him in a panic, the young elf thought he was doomed, closed his eyes in horror and screamed, the scream pierced the night sky , shaking a flying bird.

Xiao Di covered her pointy ears: Sao Nian, you are so talented with such a large lung capacity, come on, come on, I'll give you the microphone, please tell me your dream...

He closed his eyes and screamed like death for a long time, the elf waited for a long time but didn't see Xiao Di move, but suddenly felt the burning pain on his feet eased, gradually quieted down and opened his eyes in doubt, but surprised He saw a slender hand resting on his ankle, and the green light on the fingertips was slowly repairing the wound on his foot.

"Hi~" the young elf sobbed heavily, with tears hanging from the corners of his red eyes, looking at the elf's dark eyes in front of him, he wanted to take his foot back but didn't dare to do so, so he could only beg pitifully in a low voice, "Don't kill me, don't kill me , I don't eat well..."

Xiao Di: I don't even know the elf king whom all people admire, so I'm afraid this elf is not a fool!Laozi is so handsome and unrestrained and everyone loves him, how can he look like a man-eating devil!

"What are you afraid of, I won't eat you." Xiao Di patiently explained, seeing that the wound on the boy's ankle was no longer bleeding, he slowly withdrew the healing magic in his hand.

Xiao Di: Trying healing magic for the first time, I feel great!

"...Really...Really?" The boy wiped the corner of his eyes and sobbed.

"I really don't want to eat you." Xiao Di patiently explained to the little fool with a kind smile on his face, "If I want to eat you, why would I help you heal your feet? Here, do you see if it still hurts?"

Hearing what Xiao Di said, the boy quickly withdrew his foot from Xiao Di's hands. Most of the bruised wounds on the boy's foot had healed, but his slender ankle was still slightly swollen. He looked at his ankle in surprise, "Just now...was healing magic..."

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Di smiled kindly, "Think about it, I want to eat you early, why bother to help you heal your ankle!" Seeing that the little idiot finally got the hang of it, he patted the idiot's face in relief Head, smiling like a wolf grandma.

"Hmph!" Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils coldly swept Xiao Di's hand on the fool's head, turned his head heavily and snorted.

"... But... But aren't you a dark elf..." Unexpectedly, the young man didn't grasp the point at all, and was taken aback by Xiao Di's photo. Crying, "...how do you know the healing magic of our life elves..." The magic of our life elves has not been leaked...

This fool thinks that Laozi is a dark elf, right?It seems that labor and management are sorry for his slander against labor and management if they don't give him some color!A vein popped up on Xiao Di's forehead, and he looked at the little fool pretending to be vicious, "Yes! I am a dark elf, and I only eat crying little elves like you! Cry, cry again! If you cry again, I will kill you right now." eat you!"

When the idiot heard this, he hurriedly reached out to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, and begged pitifully with red eyes, "Don't hurt me, don't hurt me! I won't cry, I won't cry anymore!"

Seeing that the boy finally stopped crying, and his injured foot was probably healed by him just now, Xiao Di put his hands on his chest pretending to be fierce, "Hmph! I'm full today, so I will let you go mercifully, you let's go!"

Hearing that the dark elf was going to let him go, the young man who felt that he had survived the catastrophe immediately got up from the ground in a hurry and was about to escape. Unexpectedly, as soon as he got up and took a step, his feet gave up and he fell back into the grass again.Seeing the boy fall down again, Baza, who was watching the melons with a stinking face, gloated in his black eyes, and squatted there contentedly licking his front paws.

Seeing the idiot fell, Xiao Di quickly bent over to help the idiot up, "Hey! Are you okay!"

Seeing Xiao Di's hand on the young man's shoulder, Bazahei's face darkened instantly, and he turned his head and snorted heavily.

"I didn't cry, I didn't cry! Don't hurt me, don't hurt me!" The whole body was enveloped by a strange atmosphere, and Sao Nian hurriedly closed his eyes, unable to bear to see his own blood splattered on the spot.

Looking the little fool up and down, Xiao Di looked at the fool's still slightly swollen ankle with some doubts, "Your foot hasn't healed yet?"...Strange, it's obviously not bleeding...Could it be labor and management's half-assed healing magic? really doesn't work?

Bazahei looked contemptuous: Huh!idiot!That guy sprained his ankle, so it's strange that you can only treat trauma!

Sao Nian froze in Xiao Di's arms, so frightened that he didn't dare to move, he just bit his lower lip and sobbed, "It doesn't hurt anymore...it really doesn't hurt anymore..." Let me go quickly...

Xiao Di looked at Bazahei for help, and before he could speak, he turned his head away arrogantly when he saw Bazahei, not at all prepared to take responsibility for his violent behavior just now.

Xiao Di: Hello!Fat cat!You hurt this guy's foot!You have to be brave enough to take responsibility!Seeing that the fool is still a minor, and the barren mountains and wild mountains are at night, the image of the elf king who loves his people regardless of labor and management will collapse like this!

Bazahei: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!

In desperation, Xiao Di could only help Sao Nian to sit on the grass again, and threw a few healing spells at Sao Nian's slightly swollen ankle, "Do you feel better?"

Sao Nian nodded pitifully, fearing that blood would splatter three feet in the next second.

"Hmm..." Feeling that there was nothing to be asked from the idiot's mouth, Xiao Di held Sao Nian's ankle and looked around for a long time. "Well, what's your name, where is your home, and where is your family? What are you doing here so late?"

"I..." The young man reluctantly opened his mouth, obviously not wanting to tell the terrifying dark elf such important personal information.

Xiao Di thought angrily, you have to be tough on this idiot, this idiot is like a textbook Shaker M!Thinking of this, he straightened his face, "Say it quickly! Or I'll eat you!"

Sao Nian trembled all over, and said tremblingly, "...Zhu...Zhu Xia...home, home...along...along...along this road...yes, here we are..."

Seeing that Sao Nian was so cooperative, Xiao Di nodded in satisfaction, and walked along this road until he arrived... Wait!Zhu Xia!This idiot is called Zhu Xia!

"...You said your name is Zhu Xia?!" Xiao Di stared at Sao Nian with fiery eyes for an instant, observing Sao Nian's pretty little face from left to right—this soft blond hair, those emerald green eyes, tsk tsk, the more you look at it, the more interesting it really is Temperament, it really flooded the Dragon King Temple, isn't this what the protagonist suffers from!

Uncomfortable being stared at by Xiao Di's fiery eyes, Sao Nian stammered and replied, "...Yes...It's Zhu Xia..."

"What are you doing in such a remote place so late?"

Sao Nian wanted to cry without tears, "I... I just came... to pick mushrooms... No, I didn't expect..." Then I ran into a dark elf...

"That's it," Xiao Di got up and patted the protagonist on the head, and said solemnly, "Don't run out so late in the future, what should you do if you encounter bad people."

Sao Nian: Already, I have already met...

After confirming the identity of Sao Nian, it is even more impossible to throw this guy in the wilderness. Xiao Di looked at Bazahei who was squatting on the side eating melons, "Smile."

"Hmph!" Bazahei knew what he was planning, so he turned his head noblely and coldly—ignore you!Anyone can sit on the noble back of this seat!

"Smile!" Xiao Di called out again.

"Hmph!" Turning his head in the opposite direction——still ignoring you!

"Bai Xiao!" Seeing that the dead fat cat was so disobedient, Xiao Di picked it up by the fur of Baza's black nape, and stared at its beautiful golden and silver demon eyes seriously, "After what happened just now, Besides, let’s get rid of the troubles in front of us first.”

The protagonist Shou looked terrified: Solve... Solve...

After confronting like that for a long time, Bazahei finally compromised. After a fierce tiger roar, a big white tiger appeared in front of Xiao Di. Even after turning into a big tiger, Bazahei still raised his head and nostrils proudly. No one looks at it.

Why is the fat cat yelling in the middle of the night!Do you still have a sense of public morality!Xiao Di patted Dahu's big, furry head in displeasure, and looked back at the protagonist Shou, "Let's go...huh?"

As soon as the big white tiger appeared, the protagonist Shou's complexion turned pale, and his lips trembled, "Don't, don't, don't, don't... ah——"

Seeing this guy like this, Xiao Di didn't feel pity for Xiangyu, he picked up the protagonist Shou on the tiger's back, reached out and patted Bazahei's big head, "Let's go."

The protagonist who is messy in the wind is shou: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

After finally sending the protagonist home, as soon as he landed in Bazahei, he transformed back into a fat cat without delay, twisted his body and sulked at Xiao Di with his buttocks, Xiao Di looked helplessly at the fat cat He turned around and put the protagonist in his arms on the ground, patted his golden head and said to him, "Remember not to go out so late in the future." After speaking, he picked up the fat cat on the ground and turned to leave.

The protagonist was a little confused by the night wind. He stared blankly at the back of the black elf leaving, and stammered for a long time, "...although...although you are a dark elf...but... But you are a good man!"

The silver moonlight cast a deep shadow on Xiao Di's face, and the kind smile on Xiao Di's face burst for a moment—don't stop me!Nobody stop me!I'm going to kill this unscrupulous protagonist Shou today!

"Roar--"

After a roar of the tiger, the black-haired elf rode the white tiger and disappeared into the depths of the night in a blink of an eye.