Cannon fodder's death manual

Feeling the aggressive aura behind him, Xiao Di froze and turned around suddenly, "Who are you!"

The man looked at him and smiled, "...you guess?"

Xiao Di stared at the man's beautiful gold and silver demon pupils with a full face of wariness, and tentatively called out, "... Bazahei?"

The corner of the man's mouth curled up irresistibly, the whole person was wild and evil, under the silver moonlight, a drop of water slipped into the water along his strong chest, Xiao Di's eyes were fixed on the drop of water left on the man's strong body On the winding path until the water dripped into the water, there was a sudden "hum" in his head, and his blood surged up instantly, and he backed up in the water with a red face, pointing at the man and shouting in horror, "...you you you How did you become a human! Aren’t you a cat! You change back! Change back!...Ah!” Stepping on a raised pebble in a panic, Xiao Di sprained her foot and fell backwards Go, Baza took his hand quickly with black eyes, and pulled him back into his arms at once. Looking down at Xiao Di's panicked look, he curled his lips and smiled, "Didn't you say you like my figure? Now This seat has become a human, are you happy?"

"Go, happy yarn!" Seeing Bazahei's enlarged face in his field of vision, Xiao Di's mind suddenly became a mess, and he blushed and incoherently denied, "Who, who said it! You change back! Change quickly!" Go back!" While talking, he hurriedly pushed Bazahei away, but unexpectedly, due to too much force, after pushing Bazahei away, he also staggered and fell into the water, gulping several gulps of hot spring water.

Looking at the continuously churning water in front of him, Bazahei smiled helplessly, picked up Xiao Di who was struggling in the water, "Don't you dare to be a little more stupid, seeing this seat will make you so ashamed?" ."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Coughing a few times in Bazahei's arms, Xiao Di blushed and cursed out of breath, "...who... who's chicken was frozen... labor... labor and capital were frightened ..."

"Hmph! Shocked, is this seat so scary?" Although Bazahei asked so, he was obviously confident in his prosperous beauty, with a look of "I just watched you open your eyes and talk nonsense".

"...Yes! Of course there is!" Xiao Di's cough subsided a little, and he poked Baza's black chin and rebuked sternly, "Zhoumu, you remember Zhoumu! Well! Not only did you forget labor and capital, but You used knives and guns against labor and management, and said in front of labor and management that you hate labor and management the most. Not only did you treat labor and management without saving them, but in the end you poked labor and management so heart-warmingly, you will remember all these labor and management! Don’t try to renege on your debts! Dead fat cat, let me tell you, all these will directly cause the labor and capital to have a psychological shadow on your doll. Whether you make it or not, you can calculate the mental loss..."

The memory of last week played back bit by bit in his mind, and Bazahei's hands around Xiao Di's waist tightened bit by bit. He looked deeply at Xiao Di's righteous and stern expression, and suddenly called softly, "... ...Xiao Di."

"Huh? Labor and management told you about this, so don't just let it go. If you have time, labor and management will definitely... um——"

He didn't notice Bazahei's emotional changes at all, while Xiao Di was still talking to himself, Bazahei suddenly lowered his head and kissed his lips, blocking all the words he hadn't finished speaking in his throat .

Xiao Di who was caught off guard by the kiss:! ! !

Three exclamation points are not enough to express the mood of labor and capital at this moment, what happened to the dead fat cat?Taking the wrong medicine?Why are you suddenly pro-labor?If you don't want labor and management to mention the stupid things he did when he lost his memory, just say it!It is easy to be misunderstood by labor and management by using your own mouth to block the mouth of labor and management!By the way, does he even know what he's doing?Maybe cats have different brain circuits than humans?Yes, yes!This guy is a cat, a cat!Even if he can become a human, then this guy is still a cat!It's still a fat cat, will this cause reproductive isolation?By the way, this guy is not only a fat cat, but also a male cat, even if there is no reproductive isolation, the gender does not seem to be quite right... Bah!Pooh!What the hell is labor thinking...

The brain was thinking farther and farther in a mess, so far that he didn't know what the hell he was thinking, until Bazahei had left his lips, Xiao Di still maintained an expression of dementia, he stared blankly Looking at Bazahei's golden and silver demon eyes, it took a long time before he said dully, "...Smile, why are you biting me?"

"Bite you?" Bazahei's thumb lightly brushed the corner of Xiao Di's wet and swollen lips, and the gold and silver demon pupils looked deeply into his dull black eyes, "Don't you know what I was doing just now?"

"...Then what were you doing just now?" Xiao Di looked dazed, obviously not slowing down yet.

Seeing Xiao Di's panic, Baza smiled blackly, lowered his head and touched Xiao Di's lips lightly, then slowly raised his eyes, "Of course I was kissing you just now."

"Kiss me..." Xiao Di still looked dazed, "...then why did you kiss me?"

"Because I..." Bazahei looked deeply at Xiao Di in his arms, "...I like you, idiot." Under the bright moonlight, the man's lips squirmed slightly, and the golden and silver demon pupils gleamed under the moonlight.

like……

"I..." There seemed to be a slight knock on his heart, Xiao Di stared blankly at Baza's dark golden and silver eyes, but before he could say anything, he wrapped his arms around his waist The strength of his body suddenly loosened, and in the next second, the man holding him turned into a fat cat again before his eyes.

Xiao Di and Sha Mao stared awkwardly:? ? ?

Emma, ​​Emma, ​​reproductive isolation is really scary...

Young birthday!There is no living cat!God knows how much visual impact it would be to watch a hunk turn into a fat cat!Wait, hunk?It seems that something strange has been mixed in...

"Meow - damn the stupid system!" Bazahei Fu patted the hot spring water angrily with his claws in the water.

"Bazahei? What the hell..." Xiao Di was confused.

Unexpectedly, before Xiao Di finished his question, the bushes on the shore shook suddenly, and a black shadow flashed through the bushes.

"Roar--"

Hearing the sound, Bazahei glanced sharply at that side, and then rushed out with a stride. After a deafening tiger howl, it turned into a big tiger the moment it landed, with sharp tiger claws Knock the uninvited guest behind the bushes to the ground.

"Don't eat me! Don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me..." Looking at the sudden huge tiger, the voice of the man under Baza's black claws was full of tears.

"Bazahei!" Xiao Di had also landed at this time, with wet long black hair draped over his shoulders, and a white robe that had been ripped from the ground and draped loosely around his body. As if he was going to commit a murder, he hurriedly called out to stop the silly tiger.

The white tiger on his body stopped when he heard the sound, and the man under Baza's black claws heaved a sigh of relief and slowly turned his head, but suddenly froze when he saw the black-haired elf walking slowly under the moonlight.

"Dark elves..." he said in a daze.