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Chapter 19 Someone Zhou Is Really Strong

After making the box, Zhou Gongci became the only diplomat in the team to communicate with the outside world. When others die, they will have a box left, and he will have a mouth when he dies.

The bb machine has never bowed to black Fei.

Zhou Gongci also planned to continue to have an in-depth exchange with Guangdong Edison Chen. After his death, he continued to harass everyone with the voice of the team.

"Where is Edison Chen from Guangdong? I have been to Guangdong for a while. We may have something in common."

Brother Guanxi still maintains the image of a person who doesn't talk too much, and silently breaks away from the team to carry out personal battles, spinning and jumping between floors.

"Hey brother?! What are you doing? Why are you ignoring me!"

Xian'er watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal: "Xiao Zhou doesn't care! He looks down on him!" Turning his head and turning on the team voice again, he said to his new teammate: "Edison Chen! Why don't you sign up for the team?! If you don't sign up for the team, you will die easily Drop! Hurry up and hug! Edison Chen!!"

"Wow, so-and-so is so mean, he ignores both of us!" Zhou Gongci began to pat the table.

"I'm afraid he doesn't know our names in Jianghu? If we say it, we will scare him to death. We are Li Shanji in Chongqing and Zhou Haonan in Changsha. Xiao Zhouli, go and scare him! He will ignore us again! "

Yingjun, who was silently working as a logistics medical soldier, did not participate in this mentally handicapped topic. He silently searched out the first aid kits, painkillers, bandages, etc. in each building, and then ran back to the leader.

And Guangdong Chen Guanxi, who silently listened to the two of them chattering and bragging in another building, squatted under the balcony, as if looking at the two mentally retarded.

And Fei Zhou Gongci, who is mentally handicapped and black, threatened Edison Chen in Guangdong with a unique momentum: "Chen Guanxi in Guangdong must respond to me now!"

Guangdong Chen Guanxi wished that Zhou Gongci would come back to life immediately, and then whip the corpse on the corpse for his beloved Chututu, really Nima is too capable.

So Edison Chen, a Cantonese who was even more embittered, sneered and said with disdain: "If you don't respond, what can you do with me?"

The faces of the two actresses were instantly shocked: "Wow, it's a shame!!!"

The domineering CEO is arrogant and unruly Guan Xige: "Oh, when I was in Sham Shui Po, you were still wearing crotch pants."

"It's so expensive, it's so expensive!!!"

Barrage: 666666666 are all austere people

Barrage: Can't afford to provoke 23333

A few people are playing around, and they can play until there are only 30 people left. Zhou Gongci is still talking non-stop, making people's brain hurt, and the remaining three people are actually bragging that they can still be safe under the Fa~ Unmoving like a mountain.

"Chen Guanxi! The operation is not bad, why don't we add WeChat?"

"Thank you xxxx for the gift!"

Quiet as a Chicken Edison Chen realized something was wrong: "Are you the anchor?"

Zhou Gongci denied it outright: "No! Where am I? I'm just thanking others! Hey, Brother Guanxi, let's add a WeChat account and play together later. My skills are still great."

"I don't have WeChat."

"Then add a buckle!"

"I don't have a button! I'm in the mountains, the place where the bird doesn't shit~ shit is very poor. I'm just using the only computer in the village to play games. The network cable is someone else holding the pot there to receive the signal. I don't have any. mobile phone."

"It's okay bro! Give me the address, and I'll send you a mobile phone. It's an absolute smart phone. You haven't seen it before, right?"

Edison Chen took three consecutive shots: "No need, I can't afford to pay the phone bill."

Zhou Gongci insisted on taking three consecutive shots: "I have to give me the address."

Barrage: Master Zhou can't be offended

Barrage: Master Zhou is domineering and president-like, you must accept my phone! !

When the two of them were gradually getting into a heated conversation and gradually getting better and better, Li Xian inserted the topic seamlessly as if nothing had happened.

"Chen Guanxi came over to hold a group, there was someone at the opposite window."

Edison Chen voluntarily terminated the meeting with Master Zhou, picked up 98k and ran towards Xian'er.

Zhou Gongci is still blah blah...

Under the background music of Zhou Gongci's blah blah, Li Xian even chatted with Guangdong Edison Chen, who had good skills and his mentality exploded under Zhou Gongci's offensive.

However, when there were only ten people left, they were killed suddenly by the blind man's marksmanship, and the only one left in the team was Edison Chen, a real slutty man who didn't talk too much.

Li Xian suddenly calmed down and said, "Let's go back."

Zhou Gongci, who was still full of thoughts: "Huh? Have you retired?"

"Why not? I'll stay here."

Stupid Young Master Zhou: "I haven't asked for a number, bro."

"Oh, do you want to date someone? You keep asking for their number, and they are gay, Xiao Zhou."

"No! I'm not! Oh... Back off, back off! Open again!"

So the three played the second set in a hurry.

Seeing Zhou Gongci, Li Xian was about to start making troubles restlessly.

"Is Xiao Zhou sloppy in English? It's only Yingge who shush~~" followed by a very awesome ending sound.

Zhou Gongci said with a guilty conscience: "A little bit...not very good..."

Li Xian was suddenly kind, and said softly, "Then I'll teach you how to speak English."

"That's right, okay, let me teach you." Then Zhou Gongci frowned, feeling the tricks coming to him.

"Hey." The first successful smile, then cleared his throat and started his daily routine.

"Spicy, you have to greet others first to express friendship, you know?" Li Xian seemed to be teaching kindergarten children.

"know."

"I'll say something spicy, and I'll say a word. Remember it."

"Know it."

Barrage: cute like the sun...

Barrage: Did Xian'er grow up eating cute?

"Spicy follow me, Wen, Tu, Shirui... short, what ah!"

Zhou Gongci:? ? ?

hansome:? ? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ? ? ?

Barrage: Come out?

Zhou Gongci doubted his ears a bit: "Brother...are you right?"

"Wo is not wrong, this is how to communicate with some crooked nuts on the plane! This sentence means 'I am Hei Shifei', as long as you say it, you can frighten those people, you know Is it? This way it will appear that Li is a Shifei person and they dare not come to fight.”

The handsome man who saw the routine clearly from the side didn't tell the truth, but just silently cooperated with the performance.

"It's so dirty. Zhou Gongci, you said this and you are basically invincible, do you know that?"

Li Xian continued to instigate: "The whole Jedi Continent will tremble for it, and I'll tell you!"

The corners of Zhou Gongci's mouth on the other side of the computer screen are already fucking up, even though he has seen through everything, he still pretends to be ignorant and said ignorantly, "Are you so strong, brother?"

"Yeah, you are so strong Xiao Zhou! Come and read to me, you are so short! You need to use it to enrich and full of emotions!!"

Zhou Gongci restrained the corners of his mother's upturned mouth, tearing at his 40-year-old smoky voice, as if a street aunt was shouting for a big sale: "Short, what a slut!!!"

The ending sound seems to be heard outside the screen.

Li Xian suppressed a smile, and said with a smile that was unconscionable: "You are so good, Xiao Zhou!! You should shout like this when you get on the plane! Shout out momentum! Shout out attack and defense!!"

Duke Zhou's compassion sank to his dantian and his voice expanded: "Good!!"

The barrage began to tear his heart and lungs, worrying about the silly anchor.

Barrage: Don't shout, you idiot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

However, the silly anchor didn't have the mind to watch the barrage at this time, nor did he pay attention to them.

Everyone boarded the plane, and the plane was floating over the Jedi Continent.

"Come on Xiao Zhou! One, two, three!!!"

The Jedi friends who were carrying that flight that day would hear a roar that seemed to float from the sky, and it was coming towards them face to face.

"Short hey calcium!!!!!!!!!"

Hearing these shocking words, all the men, women, and women could not help but tremble. Even the usually bloody Jedi Continent was covered with an inexplicable haze.

Li Xian let out wild laughter in the live broadcast room, as if he was going to pass his breath.

But Zhou Gongci turned off the microphone, laughed silently, and murmured in a low voice: "Damn like a younger brother."

"Xiao Zhou's mi is really strong! Li is no different from Hei Shifei."

"Duke Zhou Cili is really strong. Now everyone in the Jedi Continent will be afraid. It's really strong."

"Praise my brother." Then he changed the subject as if nothing had happened, and the same sentence remained: "It's cool to kill someone! It's cool to kill someone! Let's go!"

Barrage: Annoying anchor! ! !

Barrage: My big fool~ son! !

It was eleven o'clock again, and seeing that Li Xian was about to go offline again, Li Xian decided to sing a pot before going live, and he was in a good mood to invite Zhou Gongci to sing pot pot together.

"Xiao Zhou and we haven't sung pot together for a long time. We haven't appeared in the rising sun masculine group for a long time."

Zhou Gongci echoed the situation: "Yes, how about we sing a song?"

Li Xian, with a cigarette in his mouth, said in a vague way: "Broad is broad." He tapped the keyboard as if he was already searching for songs on Kugou.

"Hey, how about singing a song of Chengdu?"

"No, no, no..." Li Xian took a deep breath of the cigarette and let it out again, "What's the point of singing our famous song?"

The silly Zhou Gongci: "Oh, oh, Kuo Yi, let's sing first."

"Okay...Xiao Zhou is here!"

Music accompaniment starts to sound...

Rising Sun Masculine's famous song "Painting"

Xian: "Start raising Li's hands! Waving to your heart's content! Let go of Li's throat!"

"Send a month's brew for the lonely night, put the nest on the moon's brew..."

"Three two one!! Xiao Zhou, speak up!!!"

Zhou: "Brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother..."

Xian: "Speak louder so you can't hear it!!!"

Zhou Yongli said: "Brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother!!!!!!!"

(For this section, you can go to station b to watch related videos and listen to the beautiful song "Painting" by the two of them)

After Li Xian went offline, Zhou Gongci restrained his usual yelling in front of Li Xian, became much calmer, didn't talk so much, and quietly started playing other games.

At this time, the barrage was making small reports in batches.

Barrage: Xianer lied to you just now, you idiot! !

Barrage: You just called me gay! !

……

Zhou Gongci never looked at the bullet chat while playing skydiving. At this time, he specially cut out to look at the bullet chat friends who hadn’t been lucky for a long time. He carefully read each bullet chat that was brushed past, and closed the bullet chat page with a smile.

Seeing the barrage filled with righteous indignation, he was afraid that the water friends would misunderstand Li Xian, so he explained it aloud.

"Old irons, I know what that means. Who doesn't know what it means? I'm not stupid, isn't it just that I'm gay? It's nothing. Since Xian'er wants to hear it, I'll shout it out to make him feel good. Well, it won't lose a piece of meat, don't worry about being brothers."

As he talked, he remembered the scene where he yelled that sentence on the plane before, and he couldn't help but began to smile slightly, making a deep laughter that was stuffy in his chest, which instantly made the bullet screen that was already a little hairy Friends of the water are crisp~softened.

Barrage: Just be happy as long as you are happy

Barrage: After all, it is not as good as someone who understands

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