Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Gongci originally wanted to play with the water friends to promote their relationship, but how did he know that YY news kept ding dong ding dong, but he was still enjoying the care of his little brothers and sisters in the happy cartoon famine.

Don't Famine is also a game on Steam. The characters are very cartoony and cute like SpongeBob SquarePants. They bounce around when they walk. What he plays is a little girl with two braids on her head. With a flick, it was extremely gratifying.This is a survival game, just to see if you can manipulate characters to survive on a deserted island for a few days and then open the maps of other islands, and then go to other islands to survive, and you can also play online with other players.

At the beginning, he even turned on the voice changer and turned into a rhubarb man talking to himself. Although Li Xian once ruthlessly complained that he was a primary school bully, but the live broadcast room is good for this, so he has a good temper Driving the voice changer to continue his cute route.

"Hey, there's a tree here, take out your ax and chop it to refresh yourself..."

"Hey, there's a frog here, it's scary if you can't catch it..."

"Hey, there is a pile of matches here, pick them up to refresh your life..."

The barrage water friends brag crazily without brains, brag without reason with eyes closed.

Barrage: so cute

Barrage: cute like the sun

Barrage: Cute and Miserably Straight Guy Week

……

He was also manipulating a small ax to chop down trees, and he was still dubbing in his mouth, very cartoonish and innocent, but at this time his YY message was still ding-dong-ding-dong.

Barrage: You have news! !

He moved the mouse to look at the message, but it still didn't open, and immediately moved back to the game interface.

But the sharp-eyed barrage water friends still captured it accurately.

Barrage: It's Xian'er looking for you! Take a look!Don't play silly~ son!

However, Zhou, who is usually only focused on Xian, is so focused on this game that he just started, and said: "Don't worry, I'll find him after I finish this."

The bullet screen was full of urging, and the person who was a water friend was worrying about his aunt.

Barrage: Go! !Stop playing! !

Barrage: Xian'er should be angry and ignore you!

Zhou Gongci was still playing his own cartoon game calmly, until an unexpected visitor came to his live broadcast room.

The live broadcast room will have a function to automatically welcome people who enter the room.

【Welcome 'Xian Mouren' to enter the live broadcast room】

The bullet screen suddenly boiled.

Barrage: Am I reading it wrong?Xian'er came in?

Barrage: Xian'er is here to catch rape! !

Barrage: How is Xianer?

Barrage: Make way for Xian'er! !

Zhou Gongci, who pays attention to the barrage from time to time, saw this line of welcome to enter the live broadcast room, was shocked, and then said with a smile: "It's really dripping, brother!"

Xian'er began to frantically send barrages to accuse the three-year-old who only wanted to play cartoon games.

Immortal: Why didn't you reply to my message?

Immortal: Are you still playing games here?

Seeing such an accusation, Zhou Gongci, who was a little arrogant just now, dared not make a mistake.

"No, I wasn't free just now, old man, I was about to watch what I was about to watch." After saying that, he exited the game interface and moved the mouse to the head portrait of a super muscular man that had been flashing.

Big Peter: Are you there?

Big Peter: Let me tell you a secret

Big Peter: Don't tell anyone

After a few minutes, seeing that Zhou Gongci did not respond, there were several window vibrations and several voice calls before hanging up.

Seeing this, Zhou Gongci was not in a hurry, but rather calmly typed a reply first.

Zhou Gongci 2017: here we are

Zhou Gongci 2017: What's wrong, old man?

Zhou Gongci 2017: What's the secret?

In front of tens of thousands of live broadcast fans, he blatantly typed these words word by word, and then said the characteristic style words of the straight man of steel very blindly.

"Look, look, look, I'm back! Look, look!"

Within two seconds after this sentence, the headshot of the muscular man who was still on on the opposite side instantly dimmed, making it impossible to tell that he was still online the last second.

Seeing this situation, Zhou Gongci said: "Fuck, trough!"

Barrage:? ? ? ?Still have this kind of operation?

Barrage: I can't understand between the people you are in love with

Barrage: Hurry up and coax! !

Others may be confused if they don't have the skills to deal with Xian'er, but Zhou Gongci, who is the leader of coaxing Xian'er, has his own buffs and doesn't have to worry about Li Xian getting angry.

I saw that he opened the dialog box again, flicked a video call following the operation of the voice call just now, and then blacked out the screen extremely skillfully, preventing the water friends from having the slightest chance to see the true face of the mysterious Li Xian .

The video call was picked up after a while.

"Why did you play the video call for me? Do you have thoughts about me?" Li Xian was delusional every day.

"Didn't Li play a few for me? I only played one back for Li."

"Fart. I don't want to see it, I'm so shameless, Xiao Zhou."

Xiao Zhou, who scored perfect in the routine, lied without blushing: "Damn, it was the video call that I played first! If you don't believe me, watch it yourself. Three or four video calls and one voice call!"

Li Xian muttered: "It's true..." But he didn't really check whether it was what Zhou Gongci said.

"Were you in Gansen just now? Why didn't you call me back right away?"

"I... I'm just playing that game. It's the game I recommended to Li today. It's called Famine. It's very cartoony and cute. It fits Li's cute temperament..."

Hearing the word cute, Li Mengnan must not be able to bear it! !

"I'm cute?! I'm cute? I'm cute?!! I'm cute?!"

The straight man of steel, who didn't notice the change in the tone of the other party, was still speaking his mind stupidly.

"I think it's quite cute, and this one is also very cute, so it fits well..."

"Say it again? I'm cute?!! I'm cute?!! I'm cute?!! I'm such a man!!" As he spoke, Li Mengnan kicked Zhou Gongci on the forehead as if flying to make him Fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, hug the polar bear and call daddy.

Finally realizing that this cute word can't be used to describe a man, Zhou Jizhi immediately said: "Cute is not enough... then use mental retardation to describe it! I feel that this blue boy is quite mentally retarded. This The game fits Li's temperament very well... Is it okay to say that?"

The air is suddenly quiet...

Silence, deathly silence...

There seems to be something wrong... Zhou Jizhi seemed to smell the embarrassment in the air, but he still asked tentatively: "Hey, are you still there?"

Still dead silent...

If all silence could be described in three words...

mmp will solve many problems.

Barrage: emmmmmmmmm this is embarrassing

Barrage: cute = mentally retarded no problem

Barrage: Damn Wisdom... the Wisdom Fruit on the Wisdom Tree...

Barrage: This anchor is too steely, pay attention

After all, Li Xian is a person who has experienced the ups and downs of the straight man of steel for several years. These things are still small scenes, and the big deal is to change the topic.

"Hey, how did you get this gift? How about I give Li a gift?"

When Zhou Gongci heard this, he quickly refused: "Don't, don't...don't give it away, brother! What kind of gift are you still giving?" It was like the relatives who came to give gifts during the Chinese New Year waved their hands as an excuse to say no.

"Hey, I will give you this popsicle to eat and let me cool down...and give me a homework to write..."

Zhou Gongci saw popsicles x 20 and summer homework x 25 immediately appeared on the page, and he immediately smiled: "Thank you Xian for the popsicles! Thank you Xian for your homework!! Thank you!"

"Hey." Li Xian immediately smiled happily.

"Don't give it away brother... I'll download it first."

"Okay, okay, come down quickly."

The barrage suddenly wailed.

Barrage: Don't watch you chatting, I can watch all night

Barrage: Don't, don't, let's just listen to the voice

Zhou Gongci casually said hello: "Old irons, I'm going down now."

Then the speed of light switches.

Zhou Gongci is a person who will download the broadcast as soon as he says it, and he will not drag his feet in the slightest. Sometimes when the word "I want" was still stuck on the word "I want" a second ago, the screen was already black.

Speaking of which, this is really a vigorous man.

The two are in a video call, but, neither of them has a camera, so both sides are pitch black, and it's just a voice call. Although both of them have seen each other's photos, it's still a bit embarrassing if it's a video .

"When do you sleep, Xiao Zhou?"

"I can't sleep when I want, it depends on when I want to sleep." Zhou Gongci said casually, after all, he is a vagrant now, and he can sleep whenever he wants.

"Oh, just thinking about going to a hot palace after going to sleep, I feel disgusted..." Li Xian's soft and cute Chongqing accent gradually became aggrieved, "Spicy games are not friendly to the nest at all... Damn labor and management An emperor who died so easily has no power at all..."

Zhou Gongci comforted weakly: "Don't be like this, old iron, I think it's quite fun."

"Fuck off! Even if Li dies so fast every time, labor and capital will also die!"

"Then what can I do, right... People are mortal, or... Or can I be a queen, let me tell you that I'm still a bit of a brat, I was always in that orange light game To be queen."

The aggrieved Li Xian said, "Could you die a little later?! Damn, I can't stand the labor."

"All right... I'll try my best." After saying this, the idle Zhou Gongci yawned and started to feel sleepy.

"Mom's labor is really... a person who doesn't go to work is actually more sleepy than labor."

"No……"

Li Xian didn't plan to pester Zhou Gongci for too long, nor did he expect to talk to him about any strategic tactics, but he just felt at ease knowing that he had a companion in that game.

"Okay then I'm going to take a shower too, let's go to sleep."

Zhou Gongci, who was already sleepy like a pig, nodded: "Yeah."