Straight man of steel live broadcast

There are enough five people, two of them are water friends, a younger sister and a younger brother, all of whom can stand out from the bragging contest.

What's more miraculous is that the little brother is actually a small fan of Zhou Gongci, and he made it clear that he came for Zhou Gongci as soon as he opened his mouth.

The younger brother's voice is gentler, and he speaks in a leisurely manner. The name of the game is Caviar, and several people directly call it Caviar.

Yuzi: "I'm here for Zhou Gongci."

Immediately, it caused a small exclamation from the troublemaker Li Xian, and a conversation like a booing.

"Wow, Xiao Zhou, he wants to fuck you!"

Zhou Gongci said calmly as usual: "Let you go~ Mommy fart!"

"Xiao Zhou, don't be shy, it's a good thing to have male fans, but why are there so many blue boys in love?"

Yingjun was also puzzled: "That's right, aren't you a straight man of steel?"

Zhou Gongci, who had nothing to say, roared, "Because I'm handsome!"

"If you are as rich as you are as small as you are, you are strong." Li Xian, a gossip enthusiast, began to ask brother Yuzi lovingly: "Are you gay?"

Brother Yuzi was a little speechless: "I'm not..."

Xian'er started talking nonsense again: "Oh, there is no phone fee for Lali, Xiao Zhou is gay..."

Zhou Gongci retorted as usual: "What a fart! I'm not!"

Li Xian's daily routine: "Isn't he a man who likes to turn men?"

"No! I don't like men!"

"Spicy what is it? He's a man... Mr. Zhou must be gay!"

"Fart! I'm not! I love Ultraman..." After a pause, I flicked the name that came to mind for a moment from my tongue, and it became an extremely unnatural sentence: "I love Ultraman! I only have it in my heart ! No one is worth mentioning in my eyes!"

Yingjun is first shocked by Zhou Gongci's unconventional view on mate selection.

"Very strong, Zhou Gongci."

Li Xian was the first to hear this, but he didn't know what he thought of. Instead, he said: "Xiao Zhou is very strong. It is very meaningful to say this."

At this moment, the barrage exploded again.

After all, in the eyes of careful water friends, every word of this pair of CPs is like fireworks during the New Year.

Barrage: This sentence is very meaningful...

Barrage: Excuse me, who is Ultraman? ? ?

Barrage: Reminiscing about the Ultraman battle in the past

Barrage: This is worth pondering...

Then, Li Xian finally remembered the criteria for finding a water friend this time, and was blinded by boasting for a while.

"Oh no, shouldn't Mile not know us?"

Now the younger sister and the younger brother are silent...

Li Xian immediately accused Xiao Zhou who was looking for someone: "Xiao Zhou! Look at who you are looking for!"

Zhou Gongci, who was still struggling, said stubbornly: "No, we are not the real person, brother, we are power leveling, I am... it is Zhou... Zhou... Zhou Muci! Yes! Zhou Muci! We are A substitute."

Li Xian was stunned for a moment: "No... isn't it my own?" Li Xian thought to himself, isn't this the voice of Zhou Gongci?Why is it not me...

Barrage: Is there such an operation?

Barrage: male versus female?Call Zhou Muci 2333

After reacting, Li Xian decided to follow Zhou Gongci's trick. Although this trick is very frustrating, but this trick is very fun, so let's play with him, and the live broadcast is just for fun.

"That's right, I didn't log in myself either, we are all power leveling, I am a fairy beast, not the anchor I know."

The young lady suffocated her laughter and said, "Well, are Zhou Muci and Zhou Gongci brothers? There are also immortal beasts and immortals?"

Zhou Gongci reacted and immediately echoed: "Yes, yes, I am his younger brother! I helped my brother get online, and he is not free!"

Li Xian also continued to act: "Yes, we are not ourselves, and our brothers are not free. Don't mistake people."

Little brother Yuzi pretended to be sorry and said: "Ah, then my big fool ~ son Zhou Gongci is not here anymore?"

Li Xian was shocked: "Wow, why do you say that about him... it feels a little... a little spoiled!"

"Let you go~ Mommy fart! I'm not stupid!"

Li Xian suddenly took the center of the topic.

"Why are you called Zhou Muci? Your parents are really strong!"

Zhou Gongci, who is bragging casually: "Because my parents are very social! At that time, my parents wanted a girl, you know? So they took the name Zhou Muci, who knew that she was a handsome~ blue boy ah."

Li Xian smiled prettily, as if Zhou Gongci could smile like a goose whenever Zhou Gongci opened his mouth.

After talking nonsense, several people happily entered the arena.

And then there's chaos...

"I mark me mark!"

"I want to fight, I want to fight!"

"You Yakumo, my Eight Swords!"

"On 321!"

"Nurse stabbed her! Xiao Zhou stepped on her! What are you doing in a daze!"

"Here we come, brother! I'm stepping on! I'm stepping on, come on!"

"Come here! One knife one knife! Zhou Gongci, what are you doing? Come and make up the knife!"

"I can't come, bro! I'm under arrest! Where's the nanny! I'm dying, give me a sip! Where are you?!"

"I've handed in my skills! I can't get milk! You drive yourself!"

"Ah, I'm dead!!"

……

In this way, Mr. Zhou Gongci's death is the outcome of this battle, losing.

Then a few people threw the pot wildly.

Zhou Gongci, the master of blame, was undoubtedly the first person to be blamed.

Li Xian was the first to go crazy: "I really can't stand you! It's delicious food, Zhou Gongci! It's really barren food!"

"Fart! My skills are okay!"

"Damn it, Li is hypnotizing himself again! Every time Li dies first, I really can't stand it!"

At this time, the good man's handsome man also came to make up the knife: "Zhou Gongci, did you use the mouse to press the tiger opening skill?"

Li Xian: "Wow! Zhou Gongcili actually still uses the mouse to click skills!"

"No! Where do I have it!"

Yingjun added another knife: "Someone in my live broadcast room said that they saw you click with the mouse, don't deny it."

Zhou Gongci began to stammer: "Lili...don't talk nonsense."

Li Xian started to change the subject again: "Hey, I'm in line."

Several people were successfully transferred from the topic.

The next few rounds were played almost in this way, but the wins and losses were split [-]-[-]. Anyway, the few people just wanted to entertain jjc and didn't have much desire to win or lose.

So Li Xian molested Zhou Gongci every day.

"Isn't Xiao Zhou tired of being so good at talking? It feels like I've used all my life skills to brag."

Zhou, who was complacent after hearing this, was about to start bragging again.

"If you are dissatisfied, let me tell you, my lifelong stunt is bragging, which most people can't learn. Let me tell you, I have learned this bragging skill since my mother's womb."

Xian'er, who joined the show, almost clapped Xiao Zhou's hands and said, "Wow, Xiao Zhou is so tired!"

Encouraged and even more triumphant, Mr. Zhou put his waist on his waist and said, "That's right! My mother said that I started bragging in her belly before I was born!"

The obedient cheerleader: "Wow, that's really cool!"

However, Yingjun, who was a little bit wrong, began to ask questions: "You started bragging in the womb? Are you sure, Zhou Gongci? Are you sure you're bragging? Isn't it..."

Zhou, who didn't find anything wrong, only watched the cartoon Gongdou drama: "What's the matter? It's just bragging. If you don't believe it, ask my mother!"

Yingjun, who had already begun to make sense and began to laugh: "Haha... no... how dare you ask me without me... hehe"

But the barrage got to the point in an instant, and a group of old drivers started to get in the car with the old man's card.

Bullet screen: Didi hits the card and boards the car

Barrage: God handsome, I misread you!

Barrage: This car was caught off guard

Barrage: Drive to the edge of the city!Don't even think about getting out of the car today!The windows are sealed!

Several people have played online games for many years, but Zhou Gongci's skills are indeed much worse than those of the same age, so he has indeed been dismissed by his friends, and even rejected by his own fans every day. I also know that it is food, but food also has dignity, at least it will be bragging, right?

However, he once sparred and won the competition, which was enough for him to brag about for a lifetime.

It was almost nine o'clock, and I wanted to sneak out to play skydiving, but I was afraid that I would be caught by the superman, so I cut a picture of him in the arena so that the superman could check him and switch immediately The screen, although the picture he took is something that no one would believe, it is an image of a nanny spinning and jumping at high speed, and the pictures taken are all in standard definition A~V quality, which makes the fans in the live broadcast room unable to bear it. Live as a fool~ The sub-anchor is worried.

And Zhou Gongci is the anchor of the enemy station, he has always been a big-hearted person, and he is not afraid of any super-control, and the super-control allows him, a fool, to let himself go freely.Therefore, he is usually worried about Li Xian from the enemy station, and sometimes he even carelessly thanked the enemy station for gifts. The barrage of water friends has become commonplace.

Barrage: Anyway, I'm married and I can't control it

Although the skydiving game does not have the function of pinching the face of the character, you can choose the matching of gender, hairstyle and face shape, and you can even open the box to get clothes.

Then, these straight men chose their honey~juice aesthetics to match very straight.

Li Xian, a man with soft and cute Chongqing hair, often imagines that he is a macho, not only hypnotizing himself but also hypnotizing others to admit his macho status. In his own eyes, he himself is a...

The muscles are full of hormones, and the hair is thick all over the body ~ strong enough to kill half a person, and wearing glasses to look at it is not only austere but also very cultured

Then, he gave his macho character an afro and covered it with a hat.

Once Naihe was headshot, the explosive head would jump out immediately.

The shape of Zhou Gongci's face is indescribable...

Sparse hair, Chinese character face, raised forehead lines, slightly raised corners of the mouth...

The prototype of a 50-year-old wretched uncle.

The only normal guy is handsome and has chosen a female character to carry out his career as a medic.

Then, the three of them started to go in as a team.

In addition, the system randomly assigned a passer-by teammate with a long name, and they were all spelled out in pinyin.

At least Li Xian could spell it all out, Zhou Gongci just took the first two letters and gave others a free name.

"Xiao Zhou, this new teammate feels very embarrassing, he doesn't even talk to us!"

Confident Zhou Gongci: "What are you afraid of! Let me tell him, and he will respond to us."

Zhou Gongci turned on the voice channel of the team, cleared his throat and said, "That...Brother Gerst! Are you Chinese? Li... Do you understand what I'm saying?"

The new teammate who was silent for a long time: "...what is it?"

"Wow! My brother is Chinese! That's easy to talk about! Let's communicate! We are teammates!" Zhou Gongci repeated his old trick.

"……say what?"

Zhou Gongci's daily routine is similar: "Where are you from? We may be fellow villagers."

The new teammates were full of disbelief: "...from Guangdong."

"I'm from Changsha! That's very close too!"

Li Xian doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement every day: "Xiao Zhou! Tell me it's Changsha Zhou Haonan! He will be very obedient."

Zhou Gongci obeyed obediently, then turned around and said to his new teammates: "Hey brother! I am called Changsha Zhou Haonan, what do you call me?"

The new teammate was still listening with a good temper, and replied with a smile: "I am Edison Chen from Guangdong."

Several people immediately obeyed: "Wow! Brother Guanxi is so good! I have been looking forward to it for a long time!"