Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Gongci continued to brag unconsciously: "I'm going to Wang Dazui's place in a few days. On Wang Dazui's birthday, I will be very comfortable raising giraffes on the balcony of his house."

Barrage:? ? ?Do you want to live here?

Barrage: Wang Dazui is about to cry

"We are brothers, what's wrong with staying here for a while? My balcony is relatively small, so it's difficult to raise giraffes, you know?"

Barrage: Then you will be raised at Wang Dazui's house?

Bullet screen: suffocating operation

Zhou Gongci controls the character and chats with the barrage while doing daily work. He is relatively close to the people, and he will answer the questions by looking at the barrage.

Barrage: Father-in-law heard that you were a soldier?

Barrage: Where did you become a soldier?

"I used to be a soldier, but I have been out of the army for a long time. I have been out of the army for two years. Oh, maybe I have also led our military training. Are any of you at the University of Foreign Languages ​​in City B? Then we may have met Noodles. I’ve taken them there a few times.”

Barrage: Is it so strong?

Barrage: It's amazing that it's in City B!

Barrage: How old is the father-in-law after retiring for a few years?

"I'm in my twenties. I guess you are younger than me, like a younger brother. I didn't think about going to the army at the beginning. I just listened to my cousin like that. Being a soldier is so good that you don't need to go to school. Go, and then go to the sub-district office to recruit directly and get recruited."

Barrage: stream batch

After finishing the daily routine, Zhou Gongci simply teleported the character back to the main city, seeing that it was seven or eight minutes before 07:30, and then stood at the holy place of the main city, thinking of the time when he was ridiculed by the water friends in the past. Qu, so I got a little emotional and wanted to avenge my shame, so I lit the nearest person who was focusing on him.

The opponent's character's occupation is the same as his, and there shouldn't be too much occupational suppression.

With such a small calculation, he started to brag.

"Let me tell everyone, my technique is still a bit sharp. At the beginning, Lanzi lost to me twice. I'm not bragging. If you don't believe me, wait and see. I'll learn from it now. Anyway. I’ve also played this profession for several years.”

After clicking on the discussion, the other party accepted the discussion, obviously flattered, and said in the secret chat:

"Discussion? (Surprised)"

Quickly opened the distance, focused on the target, and immediately got on the horse. When the sparring started, he galloped towards the target like a runaway pig.

It took less than 3 minutes for a round of discussion, and the battle of shame soon came to an end.

Meditate silently.

The usually noisy live broadcast room...

There was silence...

The screen full of barrage swiping is extremely active.

Barrage: 23333 I don't want to laugh

Barrage: Proving that I am a weak chicken with my strength

Bullet screen: The anchor is stupid~ forceful, pay attention

Barrage: The anchor technology is very good, pay attention to a wave

……

After the silence, he just pretended to be nonchalant to save face.

"Just now I slipped my hand, you know? Nima just flew over an owl from the window of my house and startled me. It just stuck out its head and bragged to me for a while, saying why I am so so Awesome, you know? That's why I lost!"

Barrage: hhhhhh good owl

Barrage: It's all the owl's fault.

Barrage: so bragging

Then in the secret chat channel, the person who just discussed sent another message.

"Eunuch, I love you!"

"Eunuch, I'm watching your live broadcast!"

"I'm your fan!"

however……

Zhou Gongci moved the mouse to look at the character who was discussing...

"I hate Xun! Is he a blue boy? A blue boy told me this! It's very evil!"

Barrage: Iron Man 233333

Barrage: Distressed little brother

It was 07:30 in the daily routine, and Li Xian was online. At this time, Yingjun, who had talked with them a few times about skydiving and was also an online game anchor, also came over.

Yingjun used to be a gentle little brother from the Northeast, a gentle anchor who didn't talk too much, contrary to the roughness of the Northeast gentlemen, ever since he met Zhou Gongci, a straight man of steel in the Jedi Continent, he was severely pulled out Yes, now there is a taste of bragging when speaking.

Yingjun first formed Zhou Gongci, but Zhou Gongci only had Ultraman in his heart, so it was a super double standard.

Handsome: "Why didn't you group me when you were online? I saw you online just now."

Double standard Zhou Gongci: "Hey, is someone online? Let me see and I will group him first."

After forming a team.

Zhou Gongci: "What business are you going to do next? Skydiving?"

Li Xianmao pretended to be dumb: "What skydiving? I love this game, who wants to skydive."

Zhou Gongci: "Oh, all right. Let's go to the arena then."

Suddenly, a low voice approached the microphone.

"Nine o'clock."

After realizing it, the two said, "Oh."

Yingjun, who was tinkering with something, suddenly asked, "Have you opened a membership? My Weibo membership is about to be renewed."

Zhou Gongci, a member expert: "I don't have any memberships. Every member of mine has to come and play. I am a member of Nima Weibo, a QQ member, and I am comfortable with yellow diamonds, blue diamonds, and diamonds of any color." one time."

Thrifty and frugal, Li Xian was shocked: "Are you so rich? It costs more than ten or twenty yuan to open a diamond!"

Zhou Gongci sneered at the extravagant spending: "I'm still a Nima annual fee member!"

Li Xian: "Wow, is Xiao Zhouli so rich? There is also an annual fee, which is very expensive."

Yingjun interrupted as if asking for credit: "I'm also an annual member, and I'm still a super member."

Zhou Gongci: "I am VIP8!"

Shi Fei member handsome: "Me too."

Not to be outdone, Zhou Gongci said, "I'm Nima VIP level 20!"

Handsome who can be seen through in a second: "Where is there level 20? At most level 8."

Li Xian, who was neglected, said uncomfortably: "We are all members! No, I want to open a membership! I want to open a membership!"

Little Zhou Zhou who wanted to pinch his waist when the member was so awesome: "Please don't talk."

Li Xian didn't understand, so he asked, "Why Sen?"

"It's annoying because I'm a member. If you're not a member, please don't talk."

"Wow, it's great that you are a member, and you are a noble if you are a member."

Proud little Zhou Zhou: "Yes, I am just like that~~ Handsome!"

Li Xian reacted: "Huh, that's not right, I'm a member too! I'm a member too."

The superior little Zhou Zhou: "I'm still a level above you, I'm still a QQ pet member, and I'm still better than you, so I'm still very annoying."

Poor Director Li: "Why is Xiao Zhou so powerful? Is Li so rich?"

Yingjun: "Zhou Gongci is the idiot son of that landlord's family."

Li Xian strongly agreed: "Yes, he is a hot guy with a lot of money."

"Fart! I'm not stupid, okay! Let me tell you guys, I got all the money for the membership by picking up bottles! After the broadcast at night, I will pick up a plastic bag and go to the streets of Changsha to pick up bottles. .”

"Wow, is he so strong, Xiao Zhou? Is picking up bottles so profitable?"

"Yeah, just be a member or something and start a side business."

Nonsense Li Xian: "Then why don't we go pick up the bottles after the broadcast at night, and then see those people holding bottles on the street, give him a fist and ask him to hand over the bottles, We've got a lot of bottles."

The other two agreed very much: "If you are broad, you will be strong."

This very naive conversation about the extension of the member nobles' dispute to picking up bottles to make a fortune ended with an ending that neither of them could brag about.

So the three little friends in the kindergarten set foot on the road to the arena one after another.

All three are DPS, and there is still a lack of nurses, but all three are good at DPS.

Zhou Gongci volunteered: "If you can't find a nanny, I'll come. My nanny can be real."

Li Xian refused: "Don't forget it. Find a nanny on the list, aren't you the leader? You can't even find a nanny, it's a failure."

"No, haven't I retired for a long time..."

Li Xian taunted: "You are still a gang leader, just ask any gang to look for it."

Zhou Gongci looked at the gang members online: "Damn it... Xian is also a gang member, go find it now!!"

"..."

Barrage: awesome father-in-law

Barrage: estimated to explode

Barrage: Domineering Gang Leader Zhou Gongci is online

"Let's recruit one in the world, just find a nanny who doesn't know the anchor." Li Xian changed the subject as if nothing had happened.

Handsome: "Yes."

Zhou Gongci: "Okay, I'll post it, so I can find a nanny in the world who doesn't know the anchor?"

Li Xian: "Are you stupid? Everyone you know is here!"

The stupid son of the landlord's family: "Then...how should I say it?...Hey, someone whispered to me and said she didn't know us!"

"..."

"..."

Li Xian looked mentally retarded: "Are you stupid, right? How can you be so easy to deceive, Xiao Zhou, I was deceived by those bad uncles for such a fee."

Yingjun: "Zhou Gongci, why are you so easy to deceive?"

Barrage: There is an honest man here, everyone come quickly!

Barrage: Honest man, come and lie to him!

The silly son still couldn't figure out what Li Xian meant: "Then should we let her into the group?"

Li Xian: "Of course I don't want it. You can find someone in the world."

Obediently agreed: "Okay."

After sending out the recruitment information in the world, soon someone asked to form a team.

There are several people applying at the same time, so it is difficult for several people to decide which one is not watching the live broadcast.

"Xiao Zhouli said which one do you want?"

"How do I know, there are so many people in Xiongtai... why don't we do a screening?"

"Xiao Zhouli is very smart. Then how do you screen? Do you have a draft?"

Zhou Gongci, who was racking his brains, had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, how about a bragging contest? Let them brag about me hard, and whoever brags well can enter the group!"

"Xiao Zhou is fine!!"

The intrusive handsome: "What a brag!"

Then the bragging contest was really held, and there was a young lady with a different style in the bragging contest.

The young lady came up with a shocking boast.

"Zhou Gongci is dumb."

Zhou Gongci:? ? ?

Li Xian:? ? ? ?

hansome:? ? ? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ? ? ? EXM?miss you? ?

Then there was Li Xian's belly laugh.

"Hahahahahaha...so bragging...hahaha it's Xiao Zhou!"

Zhou Gongci himself couldn't help laughing: "Fuck... mile, this is no longer bragging brother, this shit is blowing up! It's going to blow up to the sky."

"It's her, Xiao Zhou!"

Zhou Gongci refused: "No! We must brag based on the facts, and we are bragging against our conscience!"

In the end, they chose a young lady who played well, was very cultured, respected the facts, and made the two dizzy.

Li Xian: "That's her! Xiao Zhou pulled her into the group!"

Zhou Gongci: "Awesome, brother! This bragging is very comfortable!"

Handsome: "...very strong."

Just because the young lady said something brilliantly.

A certain person who is taciturn, and a certain person who does not say a word.

It can only be said that it is very unpopular.