Fairy takeaway

He Nuo honestly checked Weibo for a while, and found that the comments were all lemon essence.When you have something and others don't, there is often no basis for a common peaceful discussion.He wanted to be so proud that he couldn't hold himself up, and suddenly felt that it was meaningless, so he handed over his mobile phone to the little boss, so that he could compete for the top eight seats in the "Meow Meow Catch Fish" World Cup with peace of mind.Player Luo expressed his confidence.

"According to my observation, at least one of the top eight is a dog." He told the little sea otter.

It's a pity that the little sea otter can't deeply understand the joy of catching fish.He accompanied the little boss to watch a "fierce" competition, and felt that the screen was almost static, and he couldn't see a fish for a long time, which was very boring.So the little sea otter ran aside and slowly began to write a letter to the big brother otter.

In the letter, he Nuo honestly explained several major events that happened to him recently, introduced the new friends he knew and Gua Tian, ​​and told his eldest brother his first big victory on the human network.

The little sea otter deleted, deleted, deleted, smeared, and wrote a short letter home for two hours. In the end, the little boss picked out a dozen typos.

"Not bad, there is progress." The little boss commented.

The little sea otter happily called the jay and sent the letter.But the next day, Brother Otter's reply letter arrived, along with a box of signed posters and peripherals.

In the letter, Brother Otter expressed that he was very happy that he had a new friend, hoped that he would not have bad feelings because of the excessive enthusiasm of netizens, and encouraged him to bravely refute the uncomfortable views and stay away from negative harm.He also asked him to give his peripheral gifts to friends in need.At the same time, he also said that he has followed his account with his Weibo account, looking forward to his new daily life.At the end of the letter, Brother Otter very tactfully expressed his concerns about the close photo of Nuo and Luo Xiang. He thought that Nuo was still young, and hoped that his younger brother would be cautious about major events in his life, choose carefully, and shop around. Rather lack than abuse...

He promised to read Brother Otter's letter seriously, and thought to himself, is Brother Otter trying to make up idioms for me?He automatically ignored the letter's final advice.

Luo Xiang's cheerful gongs and drums were playing music, which should be the sound of the little boss's celebration for winning the game.He Nuo happily ran to the little boss and told him: "Brother especially agrees with our strategy of using group photos to fight against humans, and thinks we are smart."

Luo Xiang nodded without expressing anything in particular.He was almost certain that Brother Otter's original text definitely did not mean this.

But Nuo didn't think so. With the tip of his nose glowing red, he said a little excitedly and a little embarrassedly: "I feel like I'm just a scheming sea otter now, a bit bad."

The word scheming is also a human vocabulary newly learned by the little sea otter recently, which can be seen in the actions of the Black Lotus character in many articles.Originally, when scheming is used as a prefix to describe, it is often derogatory, and it mostly refers to some unflattering character behaviors.However, when Little Sea Otter came into contact with human novels, online literature had already developed into an era of blooming flowers and ingenuity. Even the protagonists or positive characters were no longer just blindly tall, great, upright, and superficial.In the few novels he read, there are clever, witty, and calculating characters who are described as very scheming, but not annoying, and have a faint sense of envy. He hopes to be as good as those brave characters. Use your own advantages to win and manage happiness.

Therefore, when the little sea otter made such a self-criticism, in fact, in a corner of his heart, he was secretly delighted, with a sense of pride.It's just that his audience was obviously very insensitive and failed to understand his little thoughts.

"Scheming?" Luo Xiang teased, "Forget it, you're just a bunch of chicken hearts."

He Nuo blinked, swallowed, and said, "I'm a little hungry."

That night, the little boss invited the little sea otter to have a barbecue meal exclusively for human beings. The chicken heart skewers were really delicious.Compared with other parts of meat, the meat of the chicken heart is firm but not sticky, and the inside is tender and elastic. After being roasted over charcoal fire, it is springy and refreshing when bitten down.

After the photos of Luo Xian and the dog food photos of him and Ta Nuo were spread on the Internet, they were watched for a long time.You must know that there are gay guys every year, but there are not many handsome guys.Suddenly, two Xipis with love and good looks popped out of the corners. They are simply eye-catching weapons, a carnival for beautiful girls.

He promised to chat with the coffee jelly lady on the Internet, and occasionally complained, saying, let me just say, with my temperament, I can't be discovered.Hey, the peaceful life was finally disrupted.

Ms. Coffee Jelly, who knew the identity of the other party's eldest brother, was speechless.

Of course, no matter how intense the enthusiasm and curiosity are, there will be a day when they will calm down.He Nuo himself is not a bum who likes to brag high-profilely, and he doesn't know how to maintain the enthusiasm of netizens. As time goes by, the enthusiasm of the melon-eating crowd gradually fades away.After he collected enough cock crowing emojis from the comment area, the eyes of netizens have already been attracted by hot searches and big events one after another, and few people remember the pair of eye-catching amateur Xipi.

However, He Nuo still gained thousands of sincere fans, squatting on Weibo every day, urging him to send dog food quickly.

He Nuo whispered to the little boss in private, why they always let me give away dog ​​food, and I didn't buy dog ​​food, is this some kind of mysterious Internet ritual?

Luo Xiang usually just smiled and didn't answer.

He Nuo said very seriously on his new Weibo that he himself does not own a pet dog, and he will not buy dog ​​food. If people need it, he can consider it at his discretion and provide them with a suitable address for buying dog food.

Undoubtedly, this microblog was molested by fans again, causing bursts of laughter, which made the little sea otter very depressed.

In the end, the open-minded and studious little sea otter finally learned a smart way to learn knowledge and skills from the discussion of netizens: ask Google when in doubt.He began to learn how to make better use of search engines, and learned the meaning and modern use of various complex human vocabulary.

The most obvious learning result is that Tano began to understand where the enthusiasm of netizens is.

It turns out that they misunderstood that the little boss and I are already mating partners, the little sea otter thought shyly, but he has not officially confessed to the little boss until now, would the little boss be willing to be his mating partner? The subject also said something.

It seems that confession must be on the agenda.

The little sea otter clenched his fists.

It's just that it's somewhat troublesome to actually do this last minute thing.Little sea otter's biggest worry is how to satisfy the little boss.He always felt that under the cool appearance of the little boss, there was still a beautiful little fairy cat living in his heart.The little boss will definitely want a special confession meeting.

don't open your eyes...

The little sea otter rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

On this day, Luo Xiang was enjoying the shade in the yard, and Tano strolled over slowly, didn't speak, just looked at him with blinking eyes.

Looking at it, Luo Xiang felt something was wrong all over.He looked up and down at Ta Nuo, who was full of malicious intentions, and asked calmly, "What do you want?"

He Nuo sighed faintly, and said, "Tell me, why haven't I celebrated my birthday yet?"

Luo Xiang was speechless for a long time, thinking, there is no reason for such things as celebrating a birthday.Just as he was about to say something, he diverted the little sea otter's attention, but he said again, "So, I've decided, I celebrate my birthday today."

……

Luo Xiang stared at him with vigilance.

"Based on this calculation, I probably celebrate my birthday once every six months, which is very in line with biological characteristics. After all, many small beings can't live a year in their lifetime, so it's reasonable to celebrate once every six months." He Nuo nodded frequently, thinking that it was quite reasonable.

Luo Xiang quietly watched the little sea otter talking nonsense, and said bluntly: "You tell me directly, what do you need me to cooperate with you?"

He Nuo gave him an approving look of "You are so good", nodded and said, "You are right, I really need your cooperation."

It's night, beautiful scenery on a good day, before the flowers and under the moon.

The flower was a red rose carefully selected by the little sea otter from a human flower shop at a huge investment of ten yuan. It was inserted in a bottle of vinegar, and it also had a delicate shape of a Xizi holding a heart.

Luo Xian was forced to put on Tano's favorite white hoodie, with a business-like smile on his face, carefully looked at the vinegar bottle for a long time, and asked, "Where did you get the vinegar bottle?"

He Nuo patted his chest and comforted him: "Don't be nervous, I dug out the vinegar bottle from the warehouse, and it has been brushed, but it is clean and clean. The flowers are also bought, not picked secretly."

After all, he brought out a plate full of sea urchins from the kitchen, all fresh sea urchins peeled by hand.Bright yellow, fresh and tender, there is a small candle stuck in the center of the sea urchin.

He Nuo put the sea urchin cake on the table and said: "I asked my sister to buy it for me. I checked it with my nose and it was all fresh. I peeled the shell myself and used the one you gave me." the rock of love."

The otter twin sisters are still working in Maochun Seafood City. At his request, he ordered the freshest batch of sea urchins shipped in for him two days in advance, picked out the fattest ones, and sent them over quickly.

Luo Xiang stared at the plate of sea urchins, lost in thought.Said that the little sea otter wanted to celebrate his birthday, but it was a candlelight sea urchin meal and roses in a vinegar bottle. He suddenly guessed what kind of medicine the little sea otter was selling, and felt nervous and panicked for the first time.

He stared at the little sea otter, his lips tightly pressed together.

He Nuo was very relaxed, enjoying himself as usual.Amidst the applause from the little boss, the little sea otter sang the birthday song for himself, and made a silent wish.

He thought about it for a long time, so long that the little boss couldn't help but wonder, thinking to himself, how many wishes are there, and it is worth such a long time to recite.

Finally, He Nuo raised his head, looked straight at Luo Xiang, and didn't speak for a long time.

Luo Xiang felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, silently shifted his sitting position, cleared his throat, and had no choice but to ask, "Why don't you speak?"

He Nuo's face was calm, but his voice trembled a bit when he spoke. "Wait a little longer, I'm a little nervous, I have to brew." He swallowed and stammered.

Luo Xiang nodded, "Okay, then you can prepare it."

The scene fell into an eerie silence again.

The little sea otter was getting more and more nervous visibly, and even his hands began to shake.

Seeing this, Luo Xiang sighed inwardly, and spoke again to break the deadlock.He tried to change the subject and said, "What wish did you just make?"

He Nuo was taken aback for a moment, and said blankly: "But, if you can't express your wish, it won't come true?"

Luo Xiang smiled lightly and said, "If you don't tell me, how can I help you realize it?"

The implication is that no matter what he promises, Luo Xiang will definitely be able to help him accomplish it.

"I expect to beg heaven and earth, you might as well beg me." Luo Xiang smiled confidently, and spoke wildly.He turned his head, looked at Ta Nuo, relaxed his body, and leaned back.

His eyes, like the bright moon in the sky, quietly fell on Ta Nuo's face, every inch was like a gentle kiss.

He Nuo suddenly became less nervous.

Because he already has, he is not afraid of anything.

"My wish is," Ta Nuo said, "this mating season, we will be together. I will treat you well and make you happy forever."

Luo Xiang opened his eyes wide.

"You, did you agree?" He was talking to himself, not daring to look up at Luo Xiang's face.

Luo Xiang was still shocked.

"If you don't object, then, then, then I will say my second wish." He murmured, "Help me realize it."

After he finished speaking, he leaned over, with an almost decisive determination, and without hesitation branded a hot kiss on the corner of Luo Xiang's mouth.

The cloud stops the moon, and the wind blows the cloud away.At this time, the bright moon is three hundred miles away, and it is a dim night at the turn of summer and autumn.

There is no other moment in this life like this moment.

Heart beating wildly.

After he promised to kiss, before Luo Xiang had time to do anything, he himself became shy and could no longer hold back his emotions, his ears were so red.He managed to maintain a cold expression on his face, raised his legs and left as if nothing had happened, taking a zigzag route.

Luo Xiang was left alone, dumbfounded.

After many years of becoming a fairy, the first kiss disappeared with such a puff, and Luo Xiang was so angry that the hairs in the depths of his soul exploded.

But...but, besides kissing her back, there seems to be no other way.

There is really no way, tsk tsk.

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Kiss it!

I'm afraid the sound of firecrackers in the New Year is too loud... I forgot the following words, in short, Happy New Year everyone, I wish you all good health, seeu next year.