Fairy takeaway

The blogger named "Fangxin Arson Otter" finally took a break for two days, and then went online to abuse dogs again. The angle of abuse is still so tricky, and the style of abuse is so strange. It really has no humanitarian spirit. contrary to socialist values.

The people who eat melons open the new Weibo content while slandering and masturbating.

—Have you ever been in love?I guess you guys haven't talked about it.My elder brother said that there are very few young people who can talk to each other.But it doesn't matter, you don't have a partner, but I do!Not only do I have it, but it's good!Hey, I feel sorry for you when you think that you will lose such a lovely me and never have such a good-looking little boss.But everyone, don't be too sad, sad can't be eaten.If you feel sad, eat more.My otter recommends the sea urchin.Click on the link: Top Ten Benefits of Sea Urchin.

The people who eat melons are angrily outputting in the comment area, and all kinds of comments are flying fast.

--What do you mean?I belong to the national first-level protection waste single dog, I warn you, apologize to me quickly, or I will make trouble.

——I couldn’t choose before, but now I just want to be an ordinary single dog.

——Amitabha, I urge you to be kind, to be infinite, to prosper the country harmoniously.

——Does the blogger have a shop selling sea urchins at home, and the new season is going to increase sales?If you have the ability, can you post the shopping link?What's the use of mere magic attacking our pride?Are you capable of attacking our wallet?

——That’s right, do you think I can’t afford sea urchins?Someone from me put my words here today, hey, that's right, I really can't afford it!

——It doesn’t matter if the sea urchin is not sea urchin, I eat dog food to my heart’s content, and I even want another spicy one.

——+10086, I hope the blogger will say more, expand the details, my big 5G user can't get on the broken 2G car, I can't afford to lose that person, we don't lack this traffic.

——I understand, sea urchin=yellow liner=yellow XXX, this is clearly the blogger committing crimes against the wind to engage in pornography.

——Then I'm going to say it, gkd!

——Don't ask, just ask me! ! !

Although the words of tigers and wolves in the comments were raging, Tano, who was in a good mood, didn't pay much attention to it and continued to talk to himself on the Internet.

——The lips of the person you like are sweet and soft when kissed.My soul seems to be boiled in a mandarin duck pot, half of which is extremely comfortable, and half of which is in dire straits.I wanted him to pick me up, but he just looked at me and smiled.

The mandarin duck pot was also the dish that appeared on the dinner table when Mr. Lin Zhou took his little sea otter to a human gathering last time.The big hot pot that was booming and steaming made the little sea otter very curious for a while, and excitedly tried every flavor, only to find it so delicious that the sky spirit cap would fly off.

Therefore, he is very confident in the metaphor of the mandarin duck pot, and proudly feels that he is indeed a talented little sea otter.

Sure enough, Little Sea Otter's new Weibo aroused strong sympathy among netizens.

——Taste a trace of formaldehyde smell like a wardrobe.

——I am Qin Shihuang, I have never eaten mandarin duck pot, forwarded it to draw ten netizens, and each person offered ten yuan, let me try it.

——I am Yuanyang Guo, and I am at the scene, and I can prove that what the blogger said is true.

——I am a hot pot bottom material, I... I wanted to prove it too, but my eyes were covered with liquid, and my vision was too blurred, so I couldn't see anything clearly.

——emmmmm, why is there a hint of yellow upstairs, maybe my glasses should be changed.

— what liquid?What's stuck?What can't you see clearly?Let me be healthy! !

—Brother, no! ! ! ! ! ! !

——The friends above added so many exclamation marks, could it be that they have been stimulated crazy.

——I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect that our Otter actually has a brother fan.Then I have to reveal myself, I, Bengong, am a true mother fan!Scream from mother: Cub, fuck him! ! ! !

——Eh, has the nickname Otter already appeared?Then I announce that the blogger's fan club has officially changed its name to Tatami.

——The minister seconded.

——Me too.

[Fangxin Arson Otter] Reply: No, he is my younger brother.

——Welcome bloggers to reply!

——Hahahahaha, my younger brother's name is Ta Mi, is the blogger serious?Kuaiai let me see what my brother looks like!

Although the little sea otter is extremely arrogant on Weibo, he has an air of coming over to point out the country.But in reality, he still hasn't recalled it, and always feels that all this is extremely unreal.

A whole day has passed since the confession incident, and Tano's face has been blushing for a whole day, the temperature has not dropped, and he even eats a small dried fish less than usual for breakfast, lunch and dinner, walks aside, and looks at the little boss when he sees the little boss. Day detour.Luo Xiang didn't say anything when he saw through, just quietly watching the little sea otter tormenting himself.

On this day, after dinner, he Nuo took a small bench and sat in the yard to digest food and be in a daze.In the golden autumn, the weather has turned cooler, and the night wind blows, making it very comfortable.

Luo Xiang appeared behind Ta Nuo at some point, and stuffed a bursting berry marshmallow into his mouth.He Nuo subconsciously chewed the sugar ball, and took a bite of the fruity honey.

"Is it sweet?" Luo Xiang asked.

Without waiting for Ta Nuo's answer, he possessed himself and licked the corner of Ta Nuo's mouth.

"Well, it's really sweet."

Little Tomato murmured, feeling his mouth was numb.

Luo Xian sat down beside Tano.The two stood side by side, quietly watching the night sky for a while.The sky was empty, no moon, no stars, no clouds, nothing.They look very seriously and are very involved.

It didn't know how long it took before Ta Nuo gradually calmed down.He stared at a flying leaf, and asked in a low voice: "So, I am also a little sea otter with a partner now, am I?"

"Yes, you are." Luo Xian's voice sounded, and in the swaying night, it seemed both ethereal and thick.

He Nuo secretly pursed his lips and smiled, tilted his head to look at the little boss, and said, "Then can I make a request to my partner?" After a pause, he added embarrassingly, "The kind that is too much .”

Luo Xiang couldn't help laughing either. "How much?" he asked, staring at Tano.

He Nuo couldn't help holding his face, his voice became more and more blurred, and he said in a low voice: "I want to sleep with you at night... well, the one that turns into a human form... the one that you want to hug me and sleep with you like before... ..."

Before, Luo Xiang was always reluctant to hug Tanuo's human form, and the little sea otter privately felt that it was too much.It's just that, now that they are mating partners, shouldn't they be a little more intimate?

Thinking of this, Ta Nuo couldn't help being brave, raised his head, looked straight into the eyes of the little boss, and tried to put on a righteous look.

Luo Xiang covered her mouth with her hand, coughed softly, and tried her best to wipe away the smile from the corner of her mouth.

"Of course," he nodded, "You can actually go a little further."

The ecstatic little sea otter was very excited.He shook his head desperately, indicating that he was already content.

"Being a sea otter shouldn't be too greedy, I understand the truth."

With the little sea otter's lack of imagination and almost zero love experience, it is impossible to imagine a more extraordinary requirement in the world.

Luo Xiang finally couldn't help laughing, hugged Ta Nuo, and rubbed his curly hair.

"Instead of talking about this, you might as well think about it..." Luo Xiang said, lowering his head and gently kissing the little sea otter's hair, "What the hell am I?"

They are all in love and don't know the details of the other party. The little sea otter is too big-hearted and confused.Although Luo Xian was satisfied with Ta Nuo's complete trust in him, he also didn't want to see him go on foolishly and blindly like this.

"So, are you really not human?" Tano frowned in confusion.

"No." Luo Xiang shook his head.

For some reason, the little sea otter never felt any special aura belonging to spirits from the little boss.He never doubted the fact that the little boss was not human.Of course, after being reminded and looking back, he was indeed able to detect a weird taste from every bit of daily life.Thinking about it deeply, it is really impossible for such a powerful character as the little boss to be an ordinary human being.

However, the question is, what exactly is a small boss?

He Nuo ignored his shyness, stretched out his hand and turned the little boss's head, caressed it carefully, and then parted the hair strand by strand to take a closer look.

"You don't have switches in your head," he concluded seriously, "so you're not a robot."

……

"I'm not." Luo Xiang affirmed, "Continue."

Thano continued to worry.When he was annoyed, there would be a small wrinkle between his brows, but it looked a little cute.

"But I can't smell the weird smell on you." He Nuo said, "I just think I like the smell on you. It's fragrant and smells very good."

Luo Xian looked at him steadily.

"So, you shouldn't be a weasel."

……

"Where's the fox?"

"Where's the little yellow duck?"

"It can't be sea urchins, I really like sea urchins."

……

The little sea otter had already staged an animal world show, but Luo Xiang still shook his head in denial.The little sea otter shamelessly rolled into the little boss's arms, messing up his curly hair.

Luo Xiang finally showed mercy and gave an important reminder.

"Think about it, what animal was your favorite before? At that time, you cried and wanted to raise one, and thought it was beautiful and cute, and it was the prettiest animal in the world."

The little sea otter's mind lit up, and the answer was ready to come out.

"Ooooh!" he exclaimed strangely, "I see!"

Luo Xiang looked at him and smiled with pride.

"So you're a dog—" the little sea otter grinned excitedly, "I really like dogs! Corgi! Corgi! Corgi!"

……

"Go down." Luo Xian said coldly.

The little sea otter rolled down to the ground with a thud.

It seems that there is no difference between the state after having a partner and the state when you were single before, and you will be thrown around in the same way.The little sea otter got up, rubbed his butt symbolically, and said to himself, the little boss is indeed a man who insists on himself and is consistent.

[Fangxin Arson Otter] I found out that he doesn't like dogs, alas, I didn't expect that our relationship would diverge so quickly.I see that other people’s dogs are so cute, a small one, fluffy and chubby, you can hold it in your arms and rub it hard, and you can also bathe and comb the dog—after all, my bathing skills are so good , don't be too sorry.But he doesn't like dogs.I wanted to express my disappointment, but seeing his face, I couldn't say anything.I'm here to officially announce that I don't like dogs anymore, sorry! ! ! [crying] [crying]

——I understand, single dogs don't always get names.

——What kind of hobby is giving a dog a bath xswl hahahahahaha

——It’s the first time I saw an emotional blogger showing off how good he is in the shower...I actually want to try the blogger’s technique, why is it swollen...

——Good-looking people don't like dogs, and single dogs who know the truth cry until dawn.

—and shed tears until tomorrow.

——Cry till next year.

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Time flies so fast, it seems like it was yesterday when we met again, and another year has passed in a blink of an eye, and I hold the head of the little sea otter to wish everyone a new year