Fairy takeaway

There are melon fields in the net, and dog food piles in the net.

His friend, Mr. Trophy, once mentioned to him that the content on the human network cannot be trusted, and he has been deceived by countless unscrupulous fraudulent information about free dog food.In view of this, he is cautiously skeptical about the statement that melons are free on the Internet.

After Mrs. Coffee Jelly repeatedly explained what eating melons is, and repeatedly assured that melons are free and free of charge, He Nuo stopped talking more in doubt.

On the contrary, Ms. Coffee Jelly looked at him more and more complicatedly. She spoke several times, hesitating, with a look of hesitating to speak.

He Nuo looked at her and said clearly, "Do you want my elder brother's autographed photo?"

Ms. Coffee Jelly was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "Is it okay?"

He Nuo nodded and said generously, "Of course."

In the first few years when Big Brother Otter debuted, many of their neighbors had his autographed photos, one for everyone.The caring big brother otter often sends autographed souvenirs to the little sea otter by the dozen, asking him to give gifts to friends in need.

Ms. Coffee Jelly's eyes became warmer, she stretched out her hand to hold Tano's hands, and sincerely promised: "From today onwards, you will be my long-lost brother who has no blood relationship."

He Nuo clasped back in bewilderment.

"Since I'm your older sister, can I call your brother brother?"

Mr. Lin Zhou, who had been driving quietly in the driver's seat, was stuffed with a sudden big melon, and his heart was turbulent, but he didn't show it on his face.He first sent Ms. Coffee Jelly home, watched her step on the clouds and floated home in a daze, and then dutifully sent the Ta Nuo brothers back to Liujia Village.

Luo Xiang took a good night's sleep in the car, and when he got off the car, he was already in much better spirits.He Nuo took his hand and thanked Mr. Lin Zhou politely.

It was Lin Jiang who hadn't seen them for many days to greet them at the door.Holding a thick account book in his arms, his face was blue and he looked depressed.His hair had grown a lot and was not taken care of. It was directly tied behind his head with a hair tie. His hair was in tatters, greasy and shiny. It could be seen that he hadn't washed his hair for many days.

The little sea otter, who has always loved to take a bath, suddenly felt itchy.

He asked differently, "Are you feeling unwell?"

Lin Jiang's eyes were sharp, and she saw Mr. Lin Zhou who stayed in the car from a distance, and subconsciously ran her fingers through her hair, trying in vain to improve her image.

Hearing his promise, Lin Jiang sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I've been feeling unwell for the past two days, and I don't want to wash my hair. I'm bald and oily. It's really troublesome to be a human being."

When he was still a fluffy animal, he was not as fragile as he is now. He would catch a cold and have a fever every now and then.The most annoying thing is that human hair is easy to get dirty. If you don't wash your hair for a day or two, it will be so oily that even flies can't stand.And most cats don't like to take a bath, and so does Lin Jiang.He still remembered that he didn't need to get wet for a year or two, and his hair was still soft and clean, as long as he licked it every day, he didn't have to bother at all.But now, he could no longer lick his own head, and human saliva also lost its cleaning function.This annoyed Lin Jiang who hated water.

When he Nuo heard the words, he immediately sympathized with Lin Jiang, and said a lot of comforting words in a soft voice.

Lin Jiang stuffed the account book into his arms, and said: "In this case, you should bother to reconcile the account. You have to read these in the next two days, and give me feedback after reading."

In fact, the accounts of the fairy takeaway are not complicated. Lin Jiang has already checked it, and he can handle it by himself.He just couldn't see the boss abandoning his employees, casual miners, and going out for a leisurely trip with his sweetheart in his arms. He was so inhuman, and he should be taught a lesson—even though he was not a human in the first place, but just a little sea otter.Lin Jiang has never been soft-hearted when it comes to making trouble for the little sea otter.

He Nuo had a sad face, but under Lin Jiang's insistence, he had no choice but to take over the account book.

Mr. Lin Zhou hadn't left yet, when he saw that Lin Jiang was done, he immediately offered to see him off.Lin Jiang was also not polite at all, and got into the car smartly with a big oil field toss.The little sea otter vaguely felt that Mr. Lin Zhou, who was always clean and tidy, couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to take the cat directly to the bathhouse for a scrub.

He Nuo and Luo Xiang turned around and returned to the small courtyard of the Luo family that they hadn't seen for a long time—although it was only a short two-day and one-night trip, for the two who were not good at getting along with humans for a long time, it really had the effect of living like a year.

The little white umbrella Luo Pangpang was left alone in the courtyard to watch the house. When he Nuo entered the door, he happened to see Pangpang playing with the little sparrow he adopted under the pear tree.The little sparrow born in spring has shed its fluff and has grown into a mature and handsome sparrow. At this time, it is teaching Luo Pangpang to dance with great enthusiasm.Unfortunately, limited by his body structure, Luo Pangpang failed to learn how to twist his waist, and could only draw circles in place.

Tano couldn't help sighing: "Fatty is so lively and fat."

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Pangpang quickly locked the position of the little sea otter, jumped for two rounds with a difficult back knot loop ①, turned over and took the little sparrow and Shi Shiran left, leaving the little sea otter alone and proud snow-white figure.

He Nuo was taken aback for a moment, and said aggrievedly at Luo Xiang: "It doesn't like me."

"Then you don't like it, even it out." Regarding the friendship conflicts between children, the little boss always pays attention to equality, and there are come and go.

He grumbled, always feeling that there was something wrong with this simple and crude solution.

Seeing the little boss lying down on the bamboo chair again, with a lazy and casual posture, He Nuo instantly forgot what he was going to say just now, and also forgot about the task that Lin Jiang had given him.He threw the account book everywhere, turned into a little sea otter, turned over and climbed onto the chair, and lay down next to the little boss.

He's just a little sea otter, and sometimes he doesn't need to try too hard.

The two paralyzed for a while with nothing to do, and the sky soon darkened.Luo’s dinner is fresh canned cat food and freeze-dried quail—the little boss seems to have a soft spot for pet cat food made by humans.In this regard, the little sea otter has already developed the ability to face cat food without changing his face.

After dinner, the little sea otter retreated into his room and secretly checked Weibo for a long time.The first thing that catches the eye is the new Weibo of his new friend and web surfing mentor, Ms. Coffee Jelly.She didn't know what stimulated her, and she posted several statuses in a row that were vague and meaningless.

——I finally know what it means to guard a melon field but not share it.It feels like life is full of surprises.It's a bit suffocating, but inexplicably cool, what's the matter? [bad laugh][bad laugh][bad laugh]

The little sea otter learns to click into the Weibo details to see the comments and interactions of netizens. There are quite a lot of messages on the Weibo status of Ms. Coffee Jelly, and they are all begging for melons.He couldn't help but wonder, when did the coffee jelly lady start growing and selling melons?

Ms. Coffee Jelly replied in the message area that she just learned a big inside story that was amazing to her, but because she has made a decision that she will never use it for publicity and gossip, so in addition to sighing a few words, She will not reveal a word, including not responding to any speculation in the comments.

Although this kind of attitude is clear, it will inevitably stimulate the curiosity of human beings. Sure enough, there are still people asking questions in the comments, but they are all ignored by the coffee jelly lady.

He Nuo's gossip nature was also aroused, and he joined in the fun, asking a question curiously, and the coffee jelly lady quickly replied with a series of black spots.His promise has been popularized by science, and the pockmarks mean that the other party has nothing to say.So he said tolerantly that it didn't matter, and received another emoticon package representing dumbfounding.

——Don't follow me, what's the matter with you.You first look at your own Weibo comments.

The coffee jelly lady privately sent him a promise.

He Nuoyiyan fumbled into the comment area of ​​his personal account.What a long comment section!You can't see the end at a glance.He was stunned for a moment, and looked carefully.

……

Luo Xian was doing his usual evening exercise—the rocking chair was lying on his back, and the little sea otter sneaked out of the room and clung to his side.

"Let's talk for a while." The little sea otter suggested, "The topic of the conversation is that no matter what he promises to say or do, Luo Xiang must not be angry."

Luo Xiang immediately became vigilant, opened his eyes and asked, "What did you do?"

He Nuo timidly took out his phone, unskilledly logged into the Weibo account interface, found out the first Weibo post he sent before, and handed the phone to the little boss.

Luo Xiang glanced at the content, felt relieved, and began to swipe the comment area interface casually.

The little sea otter peeked at the face of the little boss, feeling uneasy in his heart, bit the bullet and confessed: "I secretly put your photo on it. Originally, Coffee Jelly told me that there are many news on the Internet that no human will pay attention to. No. I know why, not long after I sent it out, so many people came..."

Ms. Coffee Jelly doesn't have many fans on Weibo, only more than 3000, most of them are her colleagues, and the small authors who communicate a lot, usually only have a few comments on the reposted content.Unexpectedly, the Jiugongtu that she reposted casually was discovered by a big V with many fans in the first place. After several fermentations, the number of reposts of the original blog has now exceeded [-], sweeping many circles, and it is still growing rapidly.

Netizens described Luo Xiang's appearance as "the beauty that breaks through the aesthetic barrier of the dimensional wall".

——It looks like the face of a male protagonist, with stories written all over his face...

——I feel like I can finally put faces on my favorite novel characters.

——I'm going downstairs to buy instant noodles now. When I come back, I want to get all the information about this little brother, otherwise I will starve everyone here.

——President President, Madam has been posted by you on Weibo for three years. Not only has she not reflected on herself, she has even fallen in love with her beautiful little brother.

--I can!

——Me too.

——I'm mean, I admit I'm just greedy.

——If there is a say, who can't?

--1?What 1?Where is 1? ?Let me be healthy! !

……

At first, the little sea otter didn't realize it, so he looked at it for a long time without knowing why, and then cheerfully replied a few.Later, he gradually came to his senses and felt that the content of everyone's replies was very wrong.

"Those humans are so annoying, they even said they can sleep with you and give birth to you. I warned them not to, and they laughed at me and asked me what relationship I have with you." Molested him with a particularly serious comment, and complained: "Look, they also sent me pictures of cock crowing, what do you mean, hum. I don't like it, so..."

Luo Xiang raised her head and looked at him.

"So..." The little sea otter lowered his head, his flushed cheeks perfectly covered under the soft fur, "So I couldn't be more angry, so I posted another Weibo and explained it." Thinking of this, he was a little angry again, "But They're still laughing at me."

Luo Xiang read out Ta Nuo's reply word by word: "I am his intimate underpants, that's how we are related." He raised his eyebrows and didn't say a word, but his expression was a little strange.

……

After a while, Luo Xiang cleared his throat and said, "You still need to study more."

The little sea otter found it strange that quarreling had anything to do with reading.

"Then tell me, what do you mean by intimate pants?"

"It means being gentle and considerate and caring for each other." The little sea otter replied confidently.He remembered it clearly. When Brother Otter taught him human idioms, he once said that this word is a compliment, and it is used to praise sensible children. Is there anything wrong?

"That's a little padded jacket." Luo Xiang corrected, "A sweet little padded jacket."

Huh, is that right?The little sea otter froze for a moment, then waved his hand boldly again, expressing that he didn't need to care about these details. "Besides, it's so hot now, cotton jackets are not suitable."

……

The little sea otter was still very unconvinced, and continued to speak loudly: "I have made it clear, why are they laughing at me? They laughed so loudly that I could hear it through the screen, too much!"

Luo Xiang sometimes doubts whether the little sea otter Ben Otter is just a stupid sea otter, or there is a problem with the early childhood education of Big Brother Otter.

"However, I still want to say sorry to you. I put your photo on it without your consent. I even told other human beings about our relationship and quarreled with them. I lost the fight..." The little sea otter, who had been so arrogant just now, shrank back and apologized in a low voice in embarrassment.

Luo Xiang looked at him without making a sound, and just said, "What are you doing covering your face?"

"It's too ugly when you're blushing." The little sea otter replied angrily.

"You don't look good with your ass pouted." Luo Xiang pointed out very rudely.

The little sea otter grinned at the little boss angrily.

Luo Xiang beckoned, the little sea otter hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't resist the temptation in his heart, trotted over, carefully took the little boss's hand, used his strength to climb onto the recliner, nestled next to the little boss, and put his head on his shoulder superior.

"Change back." Luo Xiang said.

"It's a bit crowded to change back." He Nuo muttered and obediently changed back to human form.

The small bamboo chair was really too small. He Nuo was hugged by the little boss, and he could barely lie down.

Luo Xiang turned on the front camera of the phone, and took a photo directly at the camera without moving while hugging Tano.Then, he opened Tha Nuo's Weibo account, uploaded the photo, and posted a new status.

"What are you doing?" He Nuo asked curiously.

"Do you know how to win the fight?"

Tano shook his head.If he knew it, he wouldn't be angry.

"If you make them all sour, no one will argue with you, and you will win."

The Weibo content that Luo Xian posted on behalf of Tano was only photos, not even text content.He Nuo was still a little puzzled at first, but it turned out that there was a sea of ​​lemons under the new Weibo, and no one really quarreled with him.

The little boss is too powerful!

He Nuo was ecstatic.

He won the first battle of his Weibo journey.

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