My online enemy is my wife

"Okay, let's stop here after eating chicken. The Spring Festival is at grandma's house. I don't use the keyboard and mouse commonly used. My hands are a little sore after playing for a long time." Yanqin rubbed the pantothenic acid after rejecting the friend request from a random four-row teammate in the previous game. wrist.

Playing six consecutive rounds of eating chicken, although Yanqin doubted life every time, the live broadcast was very effective, and the barrage interaction, rewards and viewership numbers all increased greatly.

Yanqin quit eating chicken, and turned on the mobile game simulator, "There is still some time, let's play a boat tour, I just haven't recorded the 4-4 low-end strategy."

[Dog 11, you finally think about the boat tour. I have been waiting for a long time for the 4-4 homework. 】

【Do you want to play boat tour?I can, as long as it is 11, I can! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lever 】

[I would like to ask every day, did 11 meet God A today? 】

[Hahaha, it's late, they met in the first game today.But this time 11 was too bad, and he was accidentally killed by God A before entering the finals. 】

【AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHh 】

[They are really destined to each other, I'm so cute. 】

The smile on Yan Qin's face gradually faded.

These days, there are girls in all fields who eat CP. Although Yanqin doesn't show his face, he has a nice voice and a lot of flirty talk.

Among his many CPs, he and Asdf's CP are the most popular. From time to time, there will be CP fans in the barrage, "Did the double A fall in love and kill each other today?" or "Today, the double A held hands and went to the homepage ?"

Thinking of holding hands on the front page, Yan Qin gritted his teeth expressionlessly.

Although he didn't go out of his way to find out, Yanqin still knew that Asdf was a student just like himself, so most of the time for the two of them to live broadcast and eat chicken overlapped. It often happened that they entered the same game like today, and it was inevitable to compete on the same stage. Fight each other.

But the boat tour level strategy video always crashes, it is really evil and can't be more evil.

Traveling around dozens of maps, the two were stunned to be able to record the guide video of the same map by chance, and the release time was not much different.One is the lowest allocation on the entire network, and the other is all kinds of good cards with level 1, one is not one Europe, and is often pushed to the homepage of Bilibili APP with comparable playback volume.

It is called by CP fans, holding hands on the home page for dating.

Dating shit!

I, Yanqin, even if I am bent like a mosquito coil, I will never have sex with Asdf.

With different bloodlines, it is impossible to fall in love!

Yanqin turned on the emulator and logged into the Zhouyou account. He didn't say a word, and went straight to the point, "I think you have seen a lot of show operation videos for this level. I won't play fancy games today. I will mainly talk about the low-end customs clearance lineup. .First put the box here, here, and here..."

[11 Every time I seriously talk about how to push pictures, I always have the feeling that I am asking the teacher for homework. 】

[Same, but we were just copying homework. 】

【Cooking makes us meet! 】

[Wrong, right and wrong made us meet!I want to have Boss Silver, and if I continue with a real silver slash, I won't be able to pass any checkpoints. 】

[The African is speechless. 】

[Forget about the previous one, there is no strategy for you to copy, and you have a silver boss and don't know where to put it. 】

[Hahaha... In this way, compared to the tutorial of God A, the tutorial of 11 is indeed more approachable, the ideas and placement are very clear, even if there is no card, you can think about it and replace it. 】

[What should I say about their tutorials? It’s like solving a math problem. The 11 tutorials describe the step-by-step calculation process in detail, and we can basically copy them.And God A... just give an answer directly, everyone who understands will understand, and those who don't understand will never understand in this life. 】

[Every time God A teaches, it makes my scalp tingle. 】

[Each tutorial on 11 is also Tianxiu, the thinking is so fucking awesome, I never thought I could play like this. 】

"...Okay, that's the end of today's live broadcast. I'm going to be busy with school, see you next time in the live broadcast."

In less than 2 minutes, Yanqin passed the level 20-4 perfectly with a lineup full of three stars and an average level of 4. After a few words with the fans, he turned off the live broadcast.

"Siyu, I've run out of computers, so you can play games if you want." Yanqin logged out of her account, got up and shouted to the girl sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with her mobile phone.

"Okay." Cousin Yan Siyu stood up, and said strangely as she walked, "Your live broadcast is only less than 2 hours, so it's fine? Don't live broadcasts always last for a while?"

Yanqin smiled and said, "I'm not a contracted professional anchor, and the duration doesn't work for me."

Yan Siyu was right after thinking about it, and said again: "By the way, uncle just answered a phone call, and he may be on a business trip again, don't you father and son 'hold your hands and look at your tears'?"

Yan Qin frowned: "Don't use verses indiscriminately, that's to describe the parting of lovers."

"Oh, it's all different, there's not much difference." Yan Siyu had already boarded the game, and waved his hands impatiently, "Brother, go find uncle, or you won't see him for half a year when he goes abroad."

Yan Qin wanted to say more, but Yan Siyu had already put on the earphones, "If you don't want to listen, don't listen, bastard chant."

Yanqin smiled and went downstairs to find his father.

This year, their family is still going to the grandparents’ house in the countryside to celebrate the New Year. The houses in the countryside are basically self-built houses. The upper and lower two-storey small western-style buildings have dozens of square meters of yards. In addition, the elderly stay at home to keep their children and grandchildren. , a complete set of air conditioners and computers, not much worse than villas in the city.

Yanqin found his father under the orange tree outside the yard. The middle-aged man held a burning cigarette in his hand and was looking at the landscape of his hometown from a distance.

"dad."

"Siyu told you that I was going on a business trip?" Father Yan asked.

Yanqin walked up to his father. The father and son were about the same height. He asked, "When are you leaving?"

"The plane tomorrow morning, I have to go back to the city to pack my luggage later. This time I have to stay in Germany for half a year. I have paid for your living expenses and tuition fees. You will start school on the 18th, right?"

"Ah."

"Then go back to the city with Yan Ci after you play for two more days. Remember to send him to your mother before the 16th, and he will start school on the 17th." Father Yan took a puff of cigarette, and suddenly said: "Just called me It's Teacher Xiao, your homeroom teacher."

"Ms. Xiao?" Yan Qin stretched out his hand to break off the thorns on the orange tree, and said calmly, "What did he ask you for, is the final grade still divided into classes?"

Don't look at Yan Qin's popularity as an anchor, in fact, he has just turned 16 and is a freshman in Yicheng No. [-] Middle School.Yicheng is a big city of education, and the division of science and Chinese subjects in high school begins in the second half of the semester of high school.At the end of the term, Teacher Xiao repeatedly urged everyone to discuss with their parents about the division of arts and sciences based on their final grades, and to fill out the intent form and upload it before the Spring Festival.

Regarding the division of subjects, Yan Qin did not discuss with his father, and directly chose the liberal arts.

"I heard from him that you chose liberal arts before you got your grades." Father Yan paused, "Have you made up your mind?"

"I think liberal arts is quite suitable for me now." Yanqin played with a wooden splinter that had just been broken off, and said with a light smile, "You also know my physical condition. Arts and sciences are similar to me, and choosing liberal arts is for me. Instead, it's easier."

"And I've been lucky in the past two years. I'm really afraid that the college entrance examination will have the same accident as the high school entrance examination..." Yan Qin accidentally broke the wooden splinter, threw it away, and said with a smile, "You drive back and pay attention to safety, I I went to look for Yan Ci, I don’t know where Ye went.”

"Luck..."

Mentioning this, Father Yan also looked helpless, he bent down to pick up the wooden splinter from the ground, and put it in Yanqin's hand, "Just think about it, I respect your choice, because I believe my son .”

Yan Qin stared blankly at his father, and subconsciously clenched his palm with a wooden thorn in his palm. Father Yan patted him on the shoulder, and he immediately let go of his hand.

"dad……"

Just as Yan Qin was about to speak, there was a burst of children's wailing from far to near. A five or six-year-old boy was pink and jade-carved but his whole body was covered in mud. With a crab.

"Brother... woo woo... it pinches me... it hurts..." Yan Ci cried as he walked, and when he saw his brother and father standing at the gate of the courtyard, he cried even more heartbreakingly.

The complicated emotions in Yanqin's heart were wiped away by his younger brother's crying. He suppressed a smile and said, "I don't feel pain for your brother, tsk tsk... It's quite courageous to go to the edge of the field to catch crabs by yourself."

"Woooo..." The child sensitively realized that he was being teased, and cried even more terribly.But he didn't dare to make a fuss with a crab in his hand, and it hurt him even more if he made a fuss with the crab. He could only cry, and the louder he cried, the more wronged he was. The rain was coming, she lay on the window and looked down, and suddenly laughed unkindly.

"Hahahahaha... Is it fun for Yan Xiaoci to catch crabs?"