My online enemy is my wife

"Stop laughing, hurry up and help him get the crabs off." Father Yan shook his head amusedly.

Yanqin nodded with a smile, squatted down and coaxed the little guy to put his hands on the ground slowly, and the struggling crab quickly calmed down after touching the ground and let go of its pincers to run away.The moment it was about to run, Yanqin grasped its back firmly with sharp eyes and hands.

"Woo... brother... so amazing..." Yan Ci cried while praising his brother. Before the tears dried, he looked dryly at the crab in his brother's hand, with an expression of fear that the crab would run away.

Yanqin was angry and funny, "Okay, go take a shower, I'll put the crabs in the bucket for you."

The little guy turned his tears into a smile, and walked into the yard. When he was far away, Father Yan patted Yanqin on the shoulder, gave a few words of advice, and drove away.

Putting Yan Ci's "trophy" in a bucket to raise, Yan Qin went to the suitcase to turn him clean and then went to the bathroom to help him take a bath.

[Brother Lang, is your brother home yet?Hahaha... Do you know what feat your brother did?He alone, for one person, dug through a dozen crab holes in the field we used to frequent! 】

[Awesome, I feel so cold when I go to dig holes in the fields to catch crabs in winter, where did he get this perseverance. 】

【Hahahaha... I heard that he cried all the way back with a crab in his hand, and everyone in the village laughed like crazy. 】

The sender is Gouzi.

No wonder the nails are full of mud, and they are not easy to wash.

Yan Qin was busy bathing the little guy, so he didn't bother to type and reply, so he dialed directly.

The other side seemed to be holding a mobile phone, and the phone was answered quickly, and there was a voice with a smile in his ears, "Brother Lang, is your brother home? Did you get beaten up? Let me have fun again by telling you. By the way, I Here is also a 'handsome photo' of your brother taken by my mother, wait for me to send it to you in Moments."

"Go away, you can laugh at my younger brother." Yanqin finally washed the little guy's hands, only to find that there was a small gash on his hand, and the wound was stained with water, so Yanci grinned in pain, but Knowing that my brother was on the phone, he was sensible and didn't cry.

"It hurts, let's see if you dare to catch crabs again in the future." Yan Qin flicked his forehead lightly.

"Go!" The little guy's eyes were still red, and he yelled excitedly, "Brother, come with me tomorrow, I found a super, super big crab in a hole."

"Oh shit, your brother is still thinking about crabs, so hurry up and beat him up again. Hahahaha..." Gouzi laughed like crazy when he heard the conversation between the two.

"Laughing like a gas stove that can't pump gas, it's so noisy."

"Fuck, I have such a hearty and heroic laugh, why do you call me a gas stove?"

Yan Qin was as good as he was, and replied: "Then change it, it's like a rooster crowing."

Gouzi: "..."

Yanqin began to wash the little guy's hair, ordering others while washing, "Go to the pharmacy at the entrance of the village and buy me a bottle of iodophor, cotton swabs and bandages."

"You're thinking about farts. The little pharmacy at the entrance of the village that celebrates the Chinese New Year is not open at all. Where can I get you iodine? What kind of wounds can crabs pinch? It's both disinfection and bandages. Your young master is being killed by you." My mother is too delicate. When we were young, we went up to the mountains to hunt birds and go down to the river to catch fish, and there were cuts all over our bodies. When did we use iodophor?"

"Just because you talk too much bullshit, bring me your father's Erguotou."

"Come on, I'm just going to run errands, just wait, son."

"Hurry up, son, your father is waiting."

Alcohol can also kill viruses. Children in the countryside basically rely on this to disinfect when they are injured. Yanqin used it several times in the countryside when he was a child.Unlike Yanqin, this is the first time Yanci has come to the country to play, and he is curious about everything, which is why he made such a big joke.

Gouzi's home was very close, and Erguotou was sent over in a short while. The guy scolded fiercely, but he still got a few cotton swabs from somewhere and brought them here.

With cotton swabs, it is much more convenient for Yanqin to clean the little guy's wound, but cleaning the wound with strong alcohol is not ordinary pain, the little guy cried heart-piercingly, the surrounding Gouzi and Yan Siyu had no sympathy at all, and laughed Taking pictures and videos and preparing to send them to Moments.Many years later, this is probably the black history that Yan Ci most wants to delete.

After sterilizing, Yanqin took a closer look at the little guy's wound. The wound was close to the joints. Thinking of the child's active personality, he kicked Gouzi who was still laughing. Go to the county for a stroll."

Their hometown village is built on the mountain, at the edge of the county, and there is a bus every 30 minutes into the county.Now at 07:30 in the evening, the bus stops early. If I want to go to the county at this time, I have to drive by myself or call a special car.A certain online car-hailing service has not yet covered the countryside, but the people in the county have a rich nightlife. The local drivers have set up a car-hailing group by themselves.

"Go to the county?" Gouzi pondered for a while, then came to his senses, "Damn it, you're too much of a brother, aren't you, you went to the county to buy band-aids?"

"Not going? The barbecue is gone." Yanqin said with narrowed eyes.His brows and eyes are deep, and once he narrows his eyes, he gives people a sense of urgency and intimidation, making people dare not look directly at him.

Gouzi was stunned for two seconds, and then remembered that Yanqin owed him a barbecue, "You invited me to barbecue tonight, because you plan to go back to the city tomorrow? Isn't it three or four days before school starts? Are you in such a hurry to go back?" Why, you are not the kind of person who has to rush to catch up with homework."

Apart from catching up on homework during the winter vacation, Gouzi really can't figure out what to do to make the students on winter vacation end their vacation early and go home.For example, he hasn't touched a word of his homework yet, but he has already bribed his classmates with a barbecue, and made an appointment to go to his house to copy the homework overnight before school starts.

Yanqin paused his hands helping his younger brother to dress, looked out the window at the dark night, and didn't know whether to ask Gouzi or himself: "Then what kind of person do you think I am?"

Gouzi sneered, "Brother Lang, you are enough, show some face. You are not praised enough by the elders and fans every day, and you still want me to praise you? I am the kind who can be bought after a barbecue, fancy blowing rainbow farts people?"

"Siyu is going to book a car, and we will eat barbecue alone, without this idiot." Yanqin said flatly.

"Alright." Yan Siyu replied.

"Brother Lang, if you have something to say, speak up..."

The three of them quarreled for a while, and the scheduled car arrived. When getting in the car, Gou Zi found that Yan Qin had also brought Yan Ci with him, and stared at him: "Brother Lang, aren't you, go to nightlife with my brother, bring rain Forget it bro, you actually brought a oil bottle, how can I ask a beautiful sister later?"

Yanqin hugged the little guy and got into the car, squinting: "Would Miss Sister see you if I'm here?"

Gouzi consciously sat in the passenger seat, turned his head and said in disbelief: "I am handsome and handsome, the little prince of the nightclub in Qingyun County, how can I not like my lady!"

Yanqin snorted: "Siyu borrow your mirror from Gouzi, let him see what kind of thing he is."

Yan Siyu immediately took out the mirror, smiled and said, "Here, take a snapshot."

Gouzi almost rushed over from the front, "Gou thief, you are fucking attacking me again!"

The county of Yanqin's hometown is named Qingyun County, but both locals and foreigners like to call her the more smoky name - BBQ County.The reputation of barbecue in Qingyun County spread far and wide, especially after a national-level barbecue documentary, many people from other provinces came here to eat barbecue.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the barbecue street in Hexi, Qingyun County was brightly lit and bustling.

Barbecue restaurants on both sides of the street brazenly occupy the pedestrian street, not only placing sets of small wooden tables and chairs on the side of the road, but also decently placing half-meter-high partition flower stands between each one.

This is the peak time of the night market, and there are many people who eat skewers in front of every barbecue restaurant. As for the restaurant where the documentary has been, it is even more crowded. of.

Yanqin and his group walked straight past that shop and sat down at the Hong's BBQ restaurant next door.

Outsiders don’t understand and think that the only barbecue restaurant in Qingyun County is delicious, but in fact, every barbecue restaurant in Qingyun County has its own uniqueness. The wrapped tofu and baked potatoes in this Hongshi barbecue restaurant are unique. Potatoes are his favorite, so Yanqin chose this restaurant.

"Brother Hong, first roast me 50 skewers of nose tendons, and then a roasted potato without chili, for the children." Yanqin picked a seat next to the partition flower stand, let Yanci sit in the innermost place, and then he sat down. call.

"Okay!" The boss's loud voice came from the grill.

"One more box of Bravery, one serving of brains, and one serving of tofu." Gouzi followed closely, and his voice was unusually loud.

"Can you finish a case of beer?" Yan Qin frowned.

"I know you don't drink, but isn't Brother Yu still here? Would you like to have some meat for your brother?" Gouzi smiled meanly, and was kicked by the brothers and sisters of the Yan family.

"Are you stupid? He's only 6 years old." Yanqin stood up and kicked him again, "I'll go out for a while, Siyu looks at Xiaoci."

"it is good."

"Damn, this brother really went to buy Band-Aids."