My online enemy is my wife

In the live broadcast room of Station B, Yanqin started the live broadcast at 18 o'clock, preparing to play two rounds of live broadcast on the computer.

Yanqin opened the microphone and said, "Hello everyone, this is Shuai 11, happy Valentine's Day."

Yanqin is a well-known million-fan UP owner in the game area of ​​station B. He mainly plays the mobile game boat game, the mobile game end-eat chicken, and the end-eight chicken game. He is very famous in these three game areas and is a famous non-harmony Tech anchor.During the Spring Festival, he started broadcasting at a fixed time, and the popularity of this broadcast soon exceeded 50, and the barrage spread quickly.

[Happy, happy, happy eating dog food together. 】

[Why should I guard a male anchor on Valentine's Day? 】

【Because you are single, woof...】

[Fart, I have a capable wife. 】

Yanqin smiled when he saw this barrage, and said, "Nonsense, the angel is obviously my wife."

[11 Wake up, where did you come from to be an angel? 】

[Dream! 】

【Awei is dead, this laughter...】

[Please don't laugh like that, I can't bear it, I really can't bear it... You are a game anchor, not a colored anchor. 】

[It's late, I want to ask about the update of the boat tour card pool yesterday, what did you get on 11, and what did you get next door? 】

[I know, I will answer this question! 11 drew 40 rounds, black as always, nothing happened, not a single six-star.Next door is also 40 rounds, a small sheep and a silver ash.I heard that the silver ash is full of potential, and it will soon be able to become an angel. 】

[11 I want to be crazy about being an angel, so I changed the name Samsung Cross to Ke Angel.Compared with God A next door, who is about to reach full potential, I feel sorry for 11, and if you don’t cry on 11, you will be happy. 】

[You said to Eleven, he will Europe? 】

[Sorry, I usually don't laugh unless I really can't help it.Hahahahahahaha...]

Yanqin looked at the words "next door" and "Ou" and paused for a while with the hand holding the mouse.

The host next door is called Asdf. Like him, he is a game area anchor who mainly eats chicken and boat tours. His skills are also not bad, but his blood is completely different from Yanqin's. He is a true European. Asdf has always been a good gun like the M4 when it comes to eating chicken, and Zhou You is even a European who can draw angels and silver gray double egg yolks at the beginning.

In the same game area, most of the games they play overlap. Yanqin and Asdf are extremely non-existent, and the other is extremely European. This has caused countless people to compare them, and fans of both sides also compare and dislike each other.Today your video has 11 views, and tomorrow I will have [-] views. In the end, the two people who didn't have much to do with each other turned into a hostile relationship in the eyes of fans.

As for Yanqin's own opinion on Asdf...

I'm sorry, Oufei swears no two sides!

Yanqin chose a random solo queue, and was going to practice his hand feeling first. Although they all eat chicken, client games are much more difficult than mobile games.In the words of the circle, the mobile game Eat Chicken comes with a recoilless hanger, so it should not be too simple to press the gun.

Entering the quality square, adjusting the camera to the mouse button, Yanqin looked up and saw a bunch of people still teasing in the barrage, Yanqin narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a smile: "Don't insult me ​​so much, do you know what it means? A new year, a new beginning, I'm sure in this game!"

No one in the barrage believed him, and Yanqin didn't mind. When he landed, got a good gun and ate chicken, the group of people would shut up.

After getting on the plane, the flight route is a slash from P Port to the shooting range. Yanqin analyzed: "For this route, the finals are usually near City R. It's decided, I'm going to jump from school to be the bully in this round."

[Okay, since 11 said so, I bet 5 packs of spicy strips, the circle of destiny will definitely not be in R City in the end. 】

[I followed, 10 packs of spicy strips. 】

[20 packs! 】

[I bet 100 packs of spicy strips, the school this time is definitely the poorest. 】

Yanqin's lips moved, and before he could speak, an extremely arrogant voice came out from the game, "With all due respect, everyone here is hot chicken except me."

Very arrogant, but it's a pity that it's a child's voice with a milky voice.

"Hahaha, it's really a holiday and there are elementary school students everywhere."

"What grade are you in, kid?"

"Little brother, remember to turn on the full-screen microphone later and call Dad, I can spare your life."

"Ahhhhhhhhh, God A, I actually got you in the queue!!!"

The name A god made Yanqin think of Asdf in an instant. He looked up at the barrage, and sure enough someone was already talking about it.

[Hahahaha, on 11 you are in the same game as Asdf again. 】

[Damn, it's really exciting, fight, fight...]

[I just like to watch the duel between Europeans and Africans! 】

What kind of evil fate is this, why did I meet that bastard again...

Apparently, Asdf also received a tip-off from fans, and a slightly cold voice sounded in the game, "11, see you in the finals."

Yanqin punctuated the school, turned on the microphone in the game, and said calmly: "See you in the finals."

The parachute landed in the school building, and Yanqin picked up an AK and a second-level armor when he entered the house. Compared with the previous start of the trolls, he was pleasantly surprised, "Look, what I said, new year, new weather .”

At this moment, gunshots were heard not far away.Yanqin swiftly climbed up to the roof with the gun in his hand. His luck continued, and he picked up two more accessories and a quadruple mirror along the way.

Yanqin quickly picked up the gun and loaded it, then lay down on a corner of the roof.

[Fuck, this opening is unscientific, 11 can actually get a rifle/gun. 】

[AK has a lot of recoil, and ordinary players can't hold down the gun, but it is a good gun for 11.He even let him get a 4x mirror, 11 really changed his luck? 】

[No way, I haven't seen him in such a long time. 】

Yan Qin ignored the barrage and continued to lie on his stomach. Soon there was another gunshot nearby. It was two people exchanging fire on the wall of the dormitory area.The gunshots ended soon, Yanqin took a guess, opened the mirror and took a look, and sure enough, he saw a man squatting there licking his bag under the fence.

bump bump!

Without the slightest hesitation, Yanqin fired neatly. Not a single bullet was wasted, and all the bullets hit the opponent's head. The system quickly reminded him that he had killed someone.

"This is called dying from licking the bag. Why do you lick the bag right away without even taking any precautions?" Yan Qin froze while putting away his gun. He changed his hiding place and prepared to wait to see if he could catch another fish. Fish, and found that the barrage exploded.

[Hahahaha... 11 Don't play handsome and kill people, run for your life. 】

[I laughed my fucking head off, this vicious circle shrinks so amazingly. 】

[11: Destiny Circle must be City R, listen to me, it's absolutely right.Hahaha... It turns out that the drug circle is in R City, laughing to death. 】

[This poisonous circle shrinks so fucking interestingly, the first poisonous circle shrinks to the bottom, and barely circles a little school.As for the R city mentioned in 11, it was overwhelmed by poison and at a loss, hahahaha...]

Yanqin: "..."

Countless people in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, and many people even gave Yan Qin gifts, saying that it was for his escape fee, let him run for his life and escape the poison.

After being slapped in the face, Yan Qin stopped swearing and ran away with a gun on his back.However, something happened that made the barrage laugh again, there was no car.Yanqin went to five car brushing spots in a row, and either there was no car, or the car's tires were blown out, or it was out of gas.

[11 Let's run on two legs. 】

[No. 11 bus on 11, no problem. 】

[11 Run, the second wave of poison is coming.Ha ha】

[Hahaha... Every time I come to the 11 live broadcast room in a bad mood, and see someone who is more unlucky than me, I feel happy physically and mentally. 】

Yan Qin buried his head in running the poison, saw this barrage, and shouted, "What's the matter, a man has to rely on his ability to make a living, and a moment's luck is nothing. Besides, who can spend a lifetime, and must be in a hurry, don't you understand?" Understand."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yanqin finally found a four-wheeled car with intact wheels and more than half of the oil, which was enough for him to run away with drugs.

"Look, I'm on my way, let's go to the airport..." Yanqin got into the car and said with a smile.

Bang bang bang!

boom!

Asdf eliminated 11shuai with vehicles.

Yanqin: "..."

【Hahahahaha...】

[Laughing to death, didn't you make an appointment to meet in the finals? Why did you meet in the second vicious circle? 】

[People have dreams, do they dream of being killed by a car bomb? 】

[When did Asdf focus on 11, it didn't even say hello, it would be too ruthless to directly blow up to death. 】

[It sounds like a big pineapple with an airdrop machine gun, and God A's face is so good, he actually got the airdrop again. 】

[Hahaha, I beg you to go to Asdf's live broadcast room to watch, the double-openers said they were going to die laughing. God A got the big pineapple, and said to find a target to try the farthest effective damage of the big pineapple, and the result...hahahahaha...]

[So 11 is too wrong, accidentally injured? 】

[That's right, god A next door was dumbfounded, saying that he really just wanted to try the gun, but he didn't expect that there was someone in the car. 】

【Hahahahahahaha... No way, my stomach hurts, I'm going to die laughing. 】

Yan Qin wiped his face, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have hoped for luck, a man still has to rely on his strength to speak."

In the second game, Yanqin relied on his strength to win the game, but the god of luck did not favor him any more. From the beginning to the end, he only had an AK and a troll in his hand.As for M4, 98K, airdrop gun?

Sorry, these have nothing to do with him Yanqin.