[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Xie Zijing was very satisfied with Elder Tang's arrangement, and generously expressed that he would absolutely cooperate with Elder Tang to complete this difficult test——

"Isn't it just a monster pretending to be a captive? I do this often!" Sister Xie Zijing rolled up her sleeves and said that she can turn into a terrifying monster without pretending.

Elder Tang was sweating profusely, and hurriedly stopped sister Xie Zijing who was trying to change into her original form on the spot for them to inspect the goods.

However, the careful Elder Tang couldn't help but remind Sister Xie Zijing, don't make a mistake when capturing someone, just take him and Sha Wujing away, and Wu Kong will come to rescue him when the time comes, he and Wu Hao is responsible for covering Xie Zijing and Sha Wujing, so that Sha Wujing can take advantage of the fight with Xie Zijing to knock Xie Zijing off the cloud.

At that time, the scorpion essence can use the technique of feigning death to escape its shell, and transform its fake body into a corpse. The real body will be quietly brought back to Chang'an by Sha Wujing's foreign aid from the heavenly court. All the gods in the heavenly court have some magic weapons , can cover up the evil spirit of the scorpion spirit, as long as the person is sent to Chang'an, even if Tathagata and Guanyin find that the scorpion spirit escaped by feigning death again, it is impossible to blatantly send people to Dongtu Daomen's site to do things.

To put it bluntly, even if he could, with Tathagata's face-saving personality, it would be impossible for the people of Dongtu Daomen to see his jokes in order to express such a sigh of relief.

After all, Tathagata has always been obsessed with the persona of "My Buddha is merciful". How can such a persona reject out-of-school children like Xie Zijing?Shouldn't they accept out-of-school children with compassion and gentleness when they see Xie Zijing taking classes, and reduce their tuition and miscellaneous fees?

But in fact, Tathagata not only did not accept the scorpion spirit who was out of school, but also refused to allow people to take lessons because he looked down on his poor foundation. , sent people to chase and kill her for hundreds of years... If this word gets out, Tathagata will no longer have to be a Buddha.

After living a new life, Tang Xuanzang knew better than anyone else the thoughts of those people in the Buddhist sect. Under the strategizing of Elder Tang, a nearly perfect plan of "scorpion essence and golden cicada shelling" was freshly baked. Both parties in the meeting expressed their satisfaction, especially the scorpion essence. After I went to Chang'an, there were a lot of Hu people in the place where I lived, and I suddenly felt that leaving the Western Regions didn't seem so difficult to adapt to.

However, Tang Xuanzang still reminded her that before he and Wu Kong returned to Chang'an, it was best to keep a low profile and never reveal their identities.After all, there are many temples in Chang'an City, who knows where there are Tathagata and Guanyin's eyeliner?

"Elder Tang, don't worry. It just so happens that it's time for me to have children. If I go to Chang'an this time, if I meet someone who looks good to me, I will have children. I won't leave Chang'an for three years." The scorpion spirit smiled lightly.In fact, if Elder Tang hadn't put a lot of effort into her escape plan this time, this young lady really wanted to be a dewy couple with Elder Tang.

Absorbing his tenth Yuanyang is one aspect, and more importantly, if she makes Guanyin and the Buddhist scriptures hand-picked by Tathagata break the sex ring, and even conceive Tang Xuanzang's flesh and blood, wouldn't it be under the prudence of Tathagata? A slap across the face?Just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.

well!But she is a scorpion essence with clear grievances and grievances. Sun Wukong and Tang Xuanzang have done her such a big favor. No matter what, she will never harm them again.

None of the people present were stupid, they checked the script repeatedly, and revised a few places that Wu Cong thought were too exaggerated, such as the [-]-round battle between the scorpion spirit and Monkey King, the Great Sage was injured and comatose, and the Elder Tang was desperate to replace him at such a critical moment Sun Wukong blocked the killer of Xie Zijing... This kind of sound is very unrealistic, but Elder Tang's small body can block the fork of Xie Zijing's sister?

All the links were considered, and when he was walking quickly, Sha Wujing suddenly raised a very realistic question: What about Bajie?

yes!Wu Hao looked at Elder Tang with some headaches. Zhu Bajie was always greedy for life and afraid of death, but he also liked to show off and grab credit. In the original book, every time Monkey King and the monster were fighting to the death, this guy would paddle beside him until Monkey King killed the monster. His physical strength was almost exhausted, so he went up and pretended to fight monsters very hard. If this kind of character was normal, Wu Cong would not mind giving him an advantage, but this time it is different.

They can't really beat the scorpion spirit to death.

"What's so difficult about this? Come on, my sister will give you a treasure. You can take this back home and soak it in tea. It only takes a moment. Let your junior brother drink it, and it is guaranteed that he will not be able to get up within three days." Scorpion Jing rolled his eyes, suddenly tore off a carapace-like black thing from his body, and handed it to Wu Kong.

Seeing that Elder Tang seemed to be very curious about this piece of carapace, and wanted to reach out to touch it, the scorpion spirit grabbed Tang Xuanzang: "This is the carapace on my scorpion tail, it is very poisonous!"

what? !

Wu Hao shook his hand, and the carapace fell to the ground all of a sudden, only to see that the originally gray-white rocky ground turned black in a large area.

Boss Wu's face paled instantly.

"Great Sage, there is no need to panic. You are invulnerable to all poisons. Even Laojun's alchemy furnace has never refined you, let alone my mere scorpion poison?" Scorpion Jing picked up the carapace with a smile, and put it on It was forced into Wu Kong's hands, and Wu Kong didn't want it at all.

It's really terrible, even if he is invulnerable to all poisons, he doesn't want to come into direct contact with highly poisonous items, so why don't you prepare him with a pair of medical gloves?

Xie Zijing has everything in his cave, and he really doesn't have medical gloves, so he can only take out an embroidered handkerchief that is still warm from his bosom, and wrap it around the carapace, which makes Boss Wu, who is afraid of death, barely suppress The fear in his heart stuffed the thing into a sealed box in the warehouse.

but--

"Since the carapace is so poisonous, Bajie..." Although he didn't like this apprentice who was greedy for life, afraid of death and lazy, Tang Xuanzang never thought of poisoning Zhu Bajie to death.

"It doesn't matter, Master, don't worry, when the plague pig was an official in the Heavenly Court, he also participated in the peach feast. He ate a few peaches and survived the poison." Sha Wujing mercilessly exposed Zhu Bajie's background.

"That's good." Elder Tang was completely relieved. The three masters and apprentices bid farewell to the scorpion spirit and went back to prepare. Take it out.

After returning home, Wu Hao wanted to take this opportunity to poison Zhu Bajie. Cough, he is a good citizen who abides by the law. Of course, he will not bring a lawsuit against his life. However, Zhu Bajie has repeatedly confronted him. Is the boss the kind of person who doesn't hold a grudge?Absolutely not!No, I finally got the chance to take revenge.

Unexpectedly, he was stopped by Elder Tang.

"Do not poison the palace." Tang Xuanzang said in a deep voice.

"Why?" Could it be because there is an imperial doctor in this palace, who will be cured immediately if poisoned?This must be the reason!Wu Hao felt that he had guessed the truth.

"You don't know that all the food in this palace is provided by the imperial dining room. If Bajie is poisoned and passes out after eating the food in the palace, I'm afraid that tomorrow, all the people in the imperial dining room will be killed." Tang Xuanzang said in a low voice. road.

Wu Hao opened his eyes wide, and his heart beat faster in an instant.

He was negligent!

This is not a society ruled by law, nor is it a Star Alliance where surveillance is everywhere. This is the country of daughters, where the king can decide life, death, honor or disgrace with a single word.What's more, now is the critical moment when the king of the Daughter Kingdom wants to establish friendly relations with Datang. At this time, if the envoy of Datang is poisoned and unconscious in the palace, it will be like slapping the queen in the face and executing the royal dining room. All the people who waited on him were small, if anyone else was involved... Wu Hao felt his hands tremble a little.

"That's all. Tomorrow, we will do what we said before. First, the scorpion spirit will take me and Wujing away. You and Bajie will come later. On the way, you can find an opportunity to let Bajie drink the spring water in the water bag. The water was prepared by ourselves, so it has nothing to do with others. When Bajie faints, you let the king’s people send him back, just to send away the people sent by the king. The more people who know about this matter The less the better." In Tang Xuanzang's mind, it would be best if even the King of Tang didn't know about it, and in this way, he could be regarded as leaving a hole card in Chang'an.

After all, the king's heart is unpredictable, who knows that one day the king of Tang will suddenly stab himself?With the scorpion essence, at least, they have an extra way out.

After reliving his life, Tang Xuanzang has become accustomed to not entrusting his family and life to anyone, including the most trusted and loyal Tang king he once had.

Seeing that Elder Tang fell into deep thought again, Wu Hong couldn't help throwing the question that he had been holding back all the way——

"Junior Brother Sha...is that the person above?" Wu Hao stretched out his index finger, pointing at the sky like a thief.

"I only found out after I died," Tang Xuanzang shook his head with a wry smile, "Speaking of which, I really want to thank the rolling shutter general. After the fall of the Tang Dynasty, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms of the Central Plains fought endlessly. At that time, I was already After passing away, the relics were hidden in the pagoda of Dabianjue Temple. Later, the world was in chaos, and Dabianjue Temple was almost destroyed by war. Wujing secretly stole the relics transformed into my body and hid them in other places. The catastrophe of flying away and scattering souls."

This is also the main reason why Tang Xuanzang turned a blind eye to Sha Wujing, the undercover agent sent by the Jade Emperor, after his rebirth.Because he knows that although Sha Wujing has been working for the Jade Emperor, he has clear grievances and grievances, and he has always remembered this kind of incense for his nominal master. In Tang Xuanzang's life, the people who really treated him well were extremely good. At least, one is the abbot who raised him by himself, one is his biological mother, one is his grandfather, Prime Minister Wen, and the other is the two disciples, Monkey King and Sha Wujing.

Although at the beginning, these two people had different purposes to worship him as a teacher, but if the two people had not fully protected him during the long journey to learn the scriptures, he might not have been able to reach Leiyin Temple at all, and he would have been killed along the way. There are no bones left for the monsters to eat.

"He is indeed a member of the Jade Emperor, but he has no malice towards us. If there is a chance in the future, I will tell you the whole story." Tang Xuanzang turned around and closed his eyes without wanting to say more.

"Alas..." Wu Hao also turned around and closed his eyes. He has been too busy recently to take care of his online store, so he just took time to check it out.

Since the business in the store has improved, Wu Cong worried that he would be too busy sometimes, so he spent money to buy artificial intelligence services, which can replace the store owner to do general goods on the shelves and answer customer inquiries. However, after all, artificial intelligence can only answer boss Wu Questions with pre-set answers, if they cannot be answered, the man will leave the question and transfer it to the owner's mailbox.

As soon as Boss Wu opened his personal mailbox, he was overwhelmed by tens of thousands of unread messages.

"Shopkeeper, you have the ability to play missing, and you have the ability to launch new products!"

"Wanted for unscrupulous shopkeepers! Don't kill me!"

"Shopkeeper, hurry up! We want to see Brother Runtu!"...

Looking at the message that the artificial intelligence was unable to answer and transferred over, Boss Wu couldn't help the black line, what the hell is this?

However, he did not release new products for a long time.

Just now, when I was at Xie Zijing's place, this local tyrant lady had a lot of unwanted things in the cave because she was about to move, so she originally wanted to just throw them away. Anyway, these things have been used for a long time, and women always love the new and dislike the old. New clothes will never be worn until the second season, and there are also bronze mirrors that are said to have been used for hundreds of years, and antique decorations that I don’t know where they moved... Anyway, Xie Zijing thinks that there must be better ones in Chang’an, she is so powerful How can a person like him not catch up with the trend when he went to Chang'an?Still using these old antiques?

Seeing the young lady wasting so much, Wu Hao was really heartbroken, so she had the cheek to put all the things that Scorpion Jing didn't want into her warehouse, and now she found some, and asked the artificial intelligence to take pictures and videos one by one. , typesetting on the shelves.

As a result, Wu Kong's old customers brushed and updated every day, and found a row of antiques that looked very tall——

An antique bronze mirror from a thousand-year-old city on an alien planet, polished by hand, with ancient inscriptions, is the only one, priced at 980000 star coins.

Unearthed from a thousand-year-old city, the hand-embroidered gauze dress of noble ladies is the only one, priced at 1880000 stars.

Unearthed from a thousand-year-old city, a pair of antique vases with ancient inscriptions, this pair is the only one, not disassembled for sale, priced at 1080000 star coins...

Wu Hao felt that the price he had set was already a bit high. After all, whether this thing was an antique or not was his own decision. If so, the administrator just went crazy when he put the antique vase on it. A dialog box came over, and the forced mode was turned on, and he couldn't do it if he didn't answer it.

"Good evening, little sister~" Boss Wu humbly sent an emoji of smiling and bowing.

"What a fart! I'm about to lose my job because of you!" The little sister didn't know if she was possessed by a scorpion spirit, and she turned into a fire-breathing dragon as soon as she came up, and pointed at Wu through the screen and an unknown number of light-years away. Kun roared, "You also know that those antiques were unearthed from a thousand-year-old city? Then do you still remember that the Star Alliance Museum has the priority to bid for the unearthed cultural relics from all planets?"

There was a buzzing sound in Wu Kong's head, and he was instantly stunned.

He really forgot about it.

All the online merchants of the Star Alliance will sign a contract with the platform. There are many terms in the contract. Wu Hong also read it carefully at the beginning, but many of the terms in it are actually meaningless to a small purchasing agent like him, such as Let’s talk about the priority bidding right for unearthed cultural relics. If you want to violate this regulation, you must first meet a condition: you must have unearthed cultural relics in your hand, right?There is nothing, how can you sell it in violation of the regulations?Over time, it is easy for these low-level traders to forget some regulations that are not commonly used.

No, he will be targeted by law enforcement immediately, right?

Facing the administrator's overwhelming anger, the little purchasing agent trembled: "Then, what should we do now?"

"What else can I do? Immediately! Moment! Get off! Shelter!" The administrator sent a Roaring Emperor emoji.

Wu Hao complained silently in his heart: No wonder it is said that some of the ten star network administrators are bald, and one is particularly bald. The day-to-day madness is probably due to endocrine disorders.

However, worried about being forced to close the store, Boss Wu quickly withdrew the few antiques that had just been put on the shelves, and issued an announcement saying that he had brought bad things to customers because he neglected to study laws and regulations and violated the regulations of Xingwang. shopping experience, and promised to open a live broadcast later, to show everyone the desert scenery of this earth-like planet, and then go to the nearby ancient oasis city.

As soon as he posted the announcement on his side, the administrator's opinions on how to deal with it rushed over.

Wu Kong nervously opened the document covered with red stamps, scanned the contents hastily, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Admin save my dog's life!

No wonder the administrator could not wait to urge him to take it off the shelf. It turned out that the antiques he put on the shelf this time, I don’t know if it was lucky. He added the word "unearthed" in front of it. If the sale of unearthed cultural relics that have passed the auction or have no one to bid for, they will generally be sent to the Bureau of Cultural Relics for a second appraisal. The appraisal agency will give you a reference price based on the value of the cultural relics, and then the shopkeeper will take it out for public sale .In other words, if Wu Kong didn't put the word "unearthed" on it, and directly listed it as an antique for sale, it would be an illegal sale: he didn't get the appraisal report from the Cultural Relics Bureau.

Now, it can also be said that Wu Hong's sales procedure was wrong. At worst, he posted an announcement to apologize, and then continued to go through the process.Anyway, the majority of the cultural relics bureau’s annual income comes from appraisals. If everyone doesn’t appraise it and put it on the shelves casually, the rights and interests of consumers can’t be guaranteed if it’s too big. Bag, it's my fault if I don't tell you!

After dealing with the aftermath, Boss Wu couldn't help but wipe off his cold sweat: It seems that I have to study the laws and regulations in time, and don't close the shop when I don't make any money.

However, although there was an oolong, in terms of economic benefits, it was an unexpected profit.Although the administrator didn't say it clearly, Wu Kong could clearly feel from his tone that the administrator was very optimistic about the value of these "unearthed cultural relics", and even secretly contacted Wu Kong with his own account , and asked him if he could find the same style of embroidered gauze dress, even if it was not a cultural relic, he could buy one for her at the same price, so she could keep it as a collection.

How dare Wu Hong refuse to agree?Besides, although he only put one on the shelf, there is still a big box of the old gauze clothes left by sister Xie Zijing. Just because the administrator saved his life, he must choose the best one. Send it delicately.

After working all night in disgrace, Wu Hong was a little listless when he woke up the next day. Unexpectedly, Sister Xie Zijing came as soon as she said she wanted to. They had just finished their meal and were strolling in the imperial garden when a black wind came , swept away Tang Xuanzang and Sha Wujing who were walking in the front.

Zhu Bajie was greedy, he hid a few jujube buns in his bosom when he was having breakfast, and he was walking and eating behind the line, when suddenly a gust of evil wind blew, Master and Junior Brother Sha disappeared, only the senior brother was left in an abnormally dazed manner I froze there.

Zhu Bajie stuffed the remaining steamed buns into his mouth, summoned his own nine-toothed rake, and pushed Wu Kong a little bit: Senior brother, what are you doing in a daze?Didn't you see Master and Junior Brother Sha being captured by monsters?Let's go after it!

"Fuck you! Your scorpion spirit is a showman!" Wu Hao cursed in his heart, then picked up the golden cudgel and flew out after Zhu Bajie.

Soon, the queen also received news that Mr. Tang was suddenly swept away by a gust of evil wind while his disciples were walking in the imperial garden.The queen's eyebrows twitched, she never hesitated, and immediately ordered people to chase after her.

If something happened to Tang Xuanzang in her territory, let alone establishing a friendly relationship with Datang, I'm afraid he would greatly offend the Tang king.Others may believe that Tang Xuanzang's journey to the west was really to seek the scriptures, but the queen did not believe it at all. Would a person who wholeheartedly seeks and inquires of the Buddha speak secretly with her on behalf of the king of Tang?

She even believed that Tang Xuanzang was a spy sent by the king of Tang to the Western Regions to do intelligence work, and his rank must not be low. Such a person must not be allowed to die in the country of daughters!Otherwise, who knows if the king of Tang would suspect that they had two hearts, so he would find a way to kill Tang Xuanzang?

Not to mention that Her Majesty the Queen was so angry that Wu Kong chased him halfway before he remembered that he forgot to give Zhu Bajie medicine.Fortunately, at this time, the shouts of the Queen's Guards came from far behind. Zhu Bajie had always been sympathetic, and when he heard a female general calling from behind, he stopped immediately.

Wu Hao secretly rolled his eyes in his heart, quickly took out the water bag he carried with him, and threw the carapace given to him by the scorpion essence into it. After thinking about it, he was afraid that Zhu Bajie would find it smelly, so he threw in two more lemon candies.

Zhu Bajie ran all the way, and he was really thirsty. Seeing that the elder brother handed him the water bag, he thought that Monkey King had already drunk it, so he snorted, took the water bag, drank it, smashed his mouth twice, Finding that the water was quite delicious, I couldn't help but raised my head, gulped and drank it in one breath, halfway through the drink, a piece of carapace the size of a fingernail came out, thinking it was some kind of medicinal material soaked in it, I took a sip of the carapace Spit on the ground, then drank again, it seemed that he had made up his mind not to leave a sip of water for Monkey King.

Wu Kong: "..." Where did this strange monster come from?Could Zhu Bajie be the third nephew of Guanyin Bodhisattva's aunt's family?Otherwise, why would such a person get mixed up in the scripture learning team to gain merit?

However, being stupid has its advantages, when the Queen's men hurried over with their horses in a hurry, Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a thud.

Smash out a big big bunker.

All the guards: "..."

"Ahem... my junior brother suffers from an old illness and often faints for no reason, so I ask the guards to send two people to take him back to the palace to rest." Wu Kong rubbed his nose, walked over and helped Zhu Bajie up.

The situation was urgent, the head of the guards probably got the queen's death order and must rescue Elder Tang, so he couldn't care about Zhu Bajie at the moment, so he quickly picked up two guards and sent Zhu Bajie back to the palace on a horse. The formation is about to go with Wu Kong to rescue Elder Tang.

"You all go back, just now I detected a trace of extremely strong demonic aura from afar, and the demonic power that took away my master is so powerful, you wait for a mortal body, I am afraid that you will not be able to defeat the demon, go back and report to Her Majesty the Queen on my behalf, I have already found a very powerful helper to help out, don't worry." After Wu Hong said that, without waiting for the leader of the guards to react, he jumped to the clouds with a somersault, and he could only see a small black spot in the distance for a moment.

All the guards: "..."