[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Since I stayed up all night because of Boss Wu's words, the next morning, before the meals from the imperial dining room arrived, Elder Tang assigned Wu Cong a task.

"What? Tell me to find that scorpion spirit?" Wu Hong looked at Elder Tang in disbelief.

Didn't he say that he was full of guilt towards his apprentice?Didn't it mean that the reason for being reborn is to take good care of Monkey King?Am I still your favorite cub?

Well, I almost forgot, he's just a guy with a Sun Wukong brand on it...

only--

"What is your old man's plan? We are all our own people, can we be more sincere to our own people? Less routine?" Boss Wu persuaded earnestly. After all, we are friends who want to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures together, so don't play tricks. .

"If I remember correctly, the scorpion essence and Tathagata Buddha have a deep hatred, and there is no possibility of resolving it. In the previous life, the Buddha borrowed the hands of Wukong and Bajie to get rid of the scorpion essence. It can be seen that the Buddha didn't even want to be saved. He will save this scorpion spirit." Tang Xuanzang said leisurely, "Since she has formed an indissoluble enmity with Western Buddhism, she must not be able to stay in the Western Regions, so you can ask her, and she may wish to feign death and bury her name, and come with us Go back to Chang'an? If you can persuade that scorpion to abandon evil and do good..."

"Wouldn't it be possible to have a powerful bodyguard after that?" Boss Wu's eyes lit up, he could have this!

The scorpion spirit is powerful. Although it is not clearly stated in the original Journey to the West, this eldest sister can even hurt the Tathagata Buddha. She also escaped the pursuit of the eighteen Vajra Arhats and hid majestically in her daughter's country. !

Although Wu Hong himself is very good now, but as the boss, how can he do everything by himself?Moreover, this era is not as safe as their Star Alliance, what kind of sectarian regimes, peasant uprisings, bandits... It is not safe to go out and do business, you must find more powerful bodyguards!

He also wants to go to the other side of the sea. If he wants to go by sea, with the current level of sailing, ordinary people don't even think about it. He must be a monster who can spell.

Thinking about it this way, the scorpion essence is unexpectedly suitable. She was hunted down by the Tathagata, and she couldn't get along in the Western Regions. It would be better to follow them to the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Interference, it is impossible for Tathagata to really send someone to Dongtu to vent his personal anger, just to kill a scorpion that stung him?

Let's not talk about whether doing so will violate the non-interference treaty between Buddhism and Taoism. If people from the Taoism know about this, they will laugh at it as a joke for thousands of years... Tathagata can't afford to lose this person!

In negotiating this kind of thing, as long as you hold what the other party has to ask for, you will basically be more than half successful.

Confidently, Boss Wu went straight to the Pipa Cave on the Poisonous Enemy Mountain where Xie Zijing was hiding.

The Pipa Cave is on Dudi Mountain not far from the capital of Daughter's Kingdom. Outside the small and simple entrance of the cave, a beautiful woman with a beautiful and beautiful face is leaning on the entrance of the cave, looking at the two ugly people at the entrance of the cave. The little demon was picking up her prey, and her picturesque eyes showed a hint of impatience. She was very intelligent, otherwise she wouldn't have sneaked up to Tathagata's side to take lessons. It's not easy for a scorpion to become a spirit. If it wasn't for that snobbish old thing like Tathagata obstructing her and refusing to let her listen to the scriptures, she might have cultivated into the golden body of Arhat by now.

Therefore, after hearing that the person who came was Sun Wukong, who had been suppressed by Tathagata for 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain, for some reason, the scorpion spirit burst out laughing.

"Hahaha... so it turned out to be the famous Monkey King! Not bad, not bad, to dare to pee in the palm of Tathagata, how courageous!"

she likes! ! !

Wu Kong: "..."

After laughing for a long time, probably even the cheeks hurt from laughing, Xie Zijing stretched out his slender and white fingers, rubbed his cheeks, looked at Wu Kong with a smile in his eyes and asked: "Thinking of the snobby old man like Tathagata back then?" , despised me as a spirit made by a scorpion, and refused to ask me to listen to the scriptures, so I stung his left middle finger, I wonder which finger of this old man was it that the Great Sage urinated back then?"

Wu Hao squeezed out a smile in embarrassment, and said with a dry smile: "This... It's been hundreds of years, I really can't remember it, probably, it should be the middle finger of the right hand?"

"Hahahaha... In this way, you and I are very destined." Xie Zijing looked at Wu Kong with a smile, "I think I just stung the old man Tathagata once, and he ordered the Eighteenth Vajra Arhat to kill me The great sage pissed on monkeys full of Tathagata's hands, but he was only held down by the old man for 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain, and now he has the good job of escorting Tang monk to the west to learn scriptures, hmph...you are worthy of being the beloved disciple of Patriarch Bodhi!"

Wu Cong turned pale with fright, he didn't expect that the scorpion spirit who had been smiling and looking very friendly would turn his back on him when he said he would turn his back on him!

Moreover, hearing the strong sour taste in her words, she is actually a person who hates the rich, no, the second generation of immortals?

But it’s also true. Back then, the scorpion spirit was disliked by the Tathagata, who valued her roots because of her bad background, and refused to let her enter Buddhism to listen to scriptures. Presumably, in the eyes of the scorpion spirit, they are good friends, but they will just reincarnate , have a good background, good roots, but it is these people who can occupy the top resources without doing anything, and easily become Buddhas and immortals. On the contrary, they are like this, no matter how much effort they put in. But in the end, they were still rejected by others because of their poor roots. The door to becoming a Buddha and an immortal has never been opened for spirits like them...

Seeing that the scorpion spirit, who might be a bit distorted, was about to violently attack others, Wu Hong hurriedly shouted: "I have a way to prevent the Tathagata's people from catching you!"

Scorpion Jing raised the steel fork high and lowered it slowly.

"Hmph, come in! I'm idle too, so I'll just listen to you first, if you dare to deceive me, hum!" Scorpion fine cloak waved, beckoning Wu Hong to follow.

Boss Wu: "..." This guy is really more like a king than the king of the Daughter Kingdom, and the big guy's aura is MAX!

After entering the Pipa Cave, Wu Hao discovered that despite the dilapidated entrance of the cave, there is a cave inside, soft quilts, high pillows, silk and satin, gold and silver decorations, everything that one expects to find. It seems that this scorpion spirit really has some skills. People who chased and fled, and could still enjoy themselves like this, as long as they have the ability, but for those who have no ability, Boss Wu is not uncommon to surrender.

"Tell me! How will you help me get rid of those annoying bald donkeys?" Scorpion Jing sat on the head, took a fan at random, and slapped it slowly. A pair of beautiful eyes swept Wu Kong sideways. At a glance, if it wasn't for the rather handsome and beautiful figure of this monkey, she wouldn't be bothered to listen to his nonsense.Anyway, as long as she continues to hide near this daughter's country, those great monks who abide by the rules and precepts will not dare to come in, scoff~ what kind of eminent monk?Could it be that he can't bear the temptation of this mortal woman?

"It's not to help you get rid of those vajra arhats, but to find a new hiding place for you. Those who keep the Tathagata will never dare to seek your bad luck." Wu Kong smiled, and followed Elder Tang's instructions, and put their ideas Explained to this scorpion spirit.

Of course, the shrewd Boss Wu said that they can't help Xie Zijing for nothing, and we don't have any life-threatening friendships, so it's impossible for them to offend the narrow-minded Tathagata just to help a stranger.

"Tell me, who do you want my mother to kill for you? Say yes first, one thing for another. If you help me once, I can only kill one person for you." It seems that this is not the first time that the scorpion spirit has made a deal with someone.Wu Hao finally understood where her cave full of treasures came from.

However, Boss Wu is a good businessman who abides by the law!

Moreover, if such a big favor is exchanged for a one-shot deal, wouldn't he be at a big loss?

Looking at the majestic steel fork of the scorpion spirit, Wu Cong suddenly had an idea, adjusted the character design in an instant, mobilized the whole body's acting skills, put on a bitter face, and looked at the scorpion spirit pitifully: "My sister has I don’t know, don’t look at me being enlightened by Avalokitesvara, and I am ordered to escort Tang Monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, it looks like a good job, but it’s really hard!”

"That Avalokitesvara is actually not a good friend. Sister, you don't know. In order to make the Tang Monk famous, she put up ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures. The name is to temper the hearts of the people who learn the scriptures, but in fact she wants to help the Buddhists Eliminate dissidents!"

"We have traveled all the way, all the monsters in the Western Regions have a little root, if the gods of the heaven don't come in time, they will be enlightened by Guanyin and turned into a Buddha, if the root is not good , and he was not under the control of Buddhism, so he was directly beaten to death..."

"There's no reason for that!" As a monster with a reputation for having bad roots, the most annoying thing for Xie Zijing in his life is the words "I'm not good for you", and immediately raised his eyebrows.

What's wrong with your feet?Isn't it the bastard that your daughter-in-law had with a wild man outside?As for being so disgusted?Eat your incense?

"Sister, be safe and don't be impatient. We have low mana. Naturally, we are not the opponents of Tathagata and Guanyin. It's just that we are soft-spoken. Within the three realms, his Western Buddhist sect is not the only one..." Wu Cong hurriedly cut to the point, taking advantage of it Seeing that this hot-tempered young lady is fighting against him at the moment, hurry up and get rid of her!

This is a ruthless character that even the Tathagata Buddha dares to hate, as long as she is fooled, who in the world would dare to rob his own goods?

Boss Wu rubbed his hands a little excitedly, and reminded in a low voice in front of Xie Zijing: "My sister doesn't know something, I think I made troubles in the Heavenly Palace back then, hehe, I had some friendship with Grandpa Laojun, Taishang Laojun One of the Sanqing, a sage who has attained the Tao and has the power to educate all things, I have always been the most disliked by the Tathagata and Guanyin who only care about the roots..."

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of the scorpion spirit suddenly lit up.

yes!She is indeed a frog in a well. She was originally born in the vast desert of the Western Regions, and she was fortunate to listen to a passing eminent monk recite the scriptures, so she understood the Buddhist scriptures and cultivated a human form. From birth to now, the scorpion spirit has always regarded Buddhism as her cultivation The only way to get a positive result, otherwise, I wouldn't have traveled thousands of miles to the Leiyin Temple of Tathagata to take classes.

It's a pity that she was unlucky. She didn't meet a famous teacher who taught without distinction. Instead, she met Tathagata, a teacher who had a great sense of family status and valued the roots of students. Being chased away by the Tathagata, or even stung by the Tathagata because of his youthful vigor, and being rejected by the entire Western Buddhist sect, it can be regarded as completely cutting off the path of cultivation.

It's no wonder that she now gives up on herself, doesn't even recite Buddhist scriptures, and even arrests the Buddhist scriptures hand-picked by Guanyin to destroy Yuanyang, it must be for revenge on the Tathagata!

But now, Monkey King pointed out to her another way to cultivate the righteous path: Nima!In this world, it is not only your Tathagata's Buddhism can cultivate the right way!Isn't there a Dongtu Daomen here?If you really want to talk about family status, then the Tathagata is still half a disciple of the Taishang Laojun, what is the bull?

The more the scorpion spirit thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help shouting outside: "Little ones, serve wine and meat! I want to have a drink with the great sage!"

Wu Kong: "..."

Wu Hao is not interested in drinking, but the meat roasted by Xie Zijing's men is very delicious. He is holding a roasted wing of an unknown bird, and his mouth is full of oil. Just put down the glass, her jade-like face was stained with a tinge of drunk smoke, and she looked more and more different. No wonder she was called "sex evil" in Journey to the West.

At the very least, if she can get this title, she can definitely rank in the top ten of the Banshees in Journey to the West in terms of beauty.

However, Sister Xiezijing has a beautiful face, but the words she speaks are very horrifying——

"Since that's the case, let's start tomorrow. In my opinion, you don't have to go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures. Just like that cheapskate, Tathagata will give you the scriptures and bring them back to the Eastern Land of Tang Dynasty Beautiful you guys! Stop this plan as soon as possible, and go to the east with me, we will also learn from the king of the daughter country, occupy the mountain as king, and then capture some heroic men... Hee hee, isn't it beautiful?"

After thinking for a while, he leaned in front of Wu Kong and gossiped: "I often hear that the people in the East are outstanding, and the cavalry of the Tang Dynasty is famous all over the world, and most of them are heroes with extraordinary bravery. Is that true?"

Looking at the eager expression on this sister's face, it is possible that she is thinking...

Wu Hao sweated profusely, hesitated for a long time, and then blushed and said: There are indeed beautiful men, but the court has laws and regulations. Monogamy or monogamy and multiple concubines are legal. Sister Xie Zijing wants polyandry ... I guess it's difficult?

"Hmph! What's so difficult about this? Isn't your Huaguo Mountain inaccessible? When I fell in love with a handsome young man, I kidnapped him and hid him in the mountain, and then ordered the little demon to watch over him. Is there anyone who dares to go?" Your Huaguoshan robbed people?" Scorpion spirit expressed dissatisfaction.

Wu Hao couldn't help kneeling down to this young lady.

However, after a while, Wu Kong suddenly had an idea, he is so witty!

"Well, sister, don't you want to switch to the Taoist sect to cultivate Taoism and become an immortal? That's right. The rules of the Taoist sect are indeed not as strict as those of the Buddhist sect. They don't avoid meat and fish. Even some big Taoist temples still have their own shops in the city. Well, people in the Taoist sect are notoriously pure-hearted and ascetic, and they don't value Taoist companions..."

"It's so?" The scorpion spirit turned pale with shock, and hesitated for a while about joining the Dongtu Daomen.

Become a fairy, she wants it!

Pretty boy, she doesn't want to give up either~

"Actually, you have already cultivated a human body, and the monster race has a long lifespan, so why must you be obsessed with attaining the Tao and becoming an immortal?" Wu Kong persuaded, "Look at the mortal race, which only has a lifespan of dozens of years, but lives vigorously. Sister, since you are unwilling, why don't you simply act presumptuously, and live a chic life in the mortal world as a mortal?" Wu Hao reminded her, "What's more, although there are many restrictions on women's marriage in the mortal world, noble women The back house is lonely, so naturally there are places for entertainment, in fact, as long as you have money in your hand, what can't be done?"

The scorpion spirit stroked his chin thoughtfully, and Ruyu slapped his palm on the desk hard: "Your brother is right! I have practiced hard for hundreds of years, but I was forced to hide in this desert by the Tathagata." In the midst of this, I can't show my face. I simply go to the bustling place in the world to be cool and live a happy life!"

After saying that, he patted Wu Cong on the shoulder appreciatively: "Your brother is really born with wisdom! It's a pity that your appearance... oh! Sister, I'd better go to the Eastern Land Tang Haosheng to look for it!" Scorpion Jing looked at Wu Kong with regret.

Boss Wu's hairs almost stand on end when she sees it.

Fortunately, his looks are not for this scorpion spirit sister, otherwise, wouldn't it be a pill?He can't bear to be (one of) the harem of this attacking sister.

However, since this young lady has been targeted by Tathagata's people, and she is also on the Guanyin's list of ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, I'm afraid she won't be able to get away easily.

Wu Hao shared his worries with Xie Zijing, but unexpectedly, the young lady laughed out loud: "What's the worry? According to what you said, Guanyin must take advantage of these ninety-nine and eighty-one troubles. , using the hands of Elder Tang to kill me for Tathagata, wouldn’t it be just right? Come here!”

After finishing speaking, the scorpion spirit waved at Wu Kong.Boss Wu had no choice but to get closer, and the scorpion spirit leaned into his ear and taught him in a low voice.

"It turns out that my sister escaped from Tathagata's palm like this at the beginning...Admiration!" After hearing the idea given to him by Xie Zijing, Wu Hao couldn't help but kneel down to this sister.

This is a real cow, she actually practiced the technique of feigning death and extricating her shell!

In this way, it is no wonder that in the original book, Guanyin Bodhisattva must ask Sun Wukong to find the Uri star official. Zhu Bajie killed the scorpion spirit with a rake, and asked the Uri star official to eat the body of the scorpion spirit. It seems that, With the wisdom of Avalokitesvara, he should have already noticed the ability of the scorpion spirit to fake death. He was worried that she would repeat the old tricks and escape again, so he simply let the Uri star official eat her, which completely eliminated the scorpion spirit. Preserving the face of the Tathagata, no wonder this Guanyin sister is so revered in Western Buddhism, she is really good at being a person.

It's just that the "Monkey King" in this life won't look for any Uri star officials anymore, isn't he just a chicken essence?How could it compare to Sister Scorpion's fighting power?With this sister, let alone being a purchasing agent, Wu Hong is even considering whether to develop some profit-making industries, such as ticket companies or commercial firms. With this town house Tai Sui here, who would dare to destroy their business? buy or sell?

The more he thought about it, the happier he became, Boss Wu couldn't help showing a smug smile.Xie Zijing glanced at it, but mistakenly thought that Sun Wukong agreed with her plan of feigning death, and immediately liked the Monkey King even more.

In fact, seriously speaking, Xie Zijing is not a bad person. She practiced hard and even secretly went to Leiyin Temple to eavesdrop on the Buddha's lecture. She just wanted to seek a righteous way.Otherwise, with this young lady's poisonousness, as long as she wants to go the wrong way, I'm afraid the entire Western Regions won't be enough to harm her.

It just so happens that she is such a good-hearted spirit, but because of her poor roots, she is not accepted by the Buddhist sect, not to mention, even hiding out of the window for a class will be dismissed by the Tathagata. It is no wonder that she is full of resentment. The first thing after Sanzang was not thinking about eating the Tang monk's meat to live forever, but to break Tang Sanzang's tenth Yuanyang and make Tathagata and Guanyin lose face.This elder sister really knows how to poke Tathagata's heart, she is a werewolf.

However, the scorpion spirit also posed a difficult problem for Wu Cong: it is no problem for her to feign death to escape, but where will she hide afterwards?She is familiar with all the countries in the Western Regions. After all, she has lived here for hundreds of years, but the Great Tang Dynasty is very strange to her. Of course, Miss Sturdy said that she is definitely not because of fear, but——

"Since you want to imitate how ordinary mortals live in the mortal world, you can't make things too ugly. I don't think you are very familiar with the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Why don't you invite that Elder Tang to come to my cave for a talk? Treat me If you ask carefully, you won't have to go to Datang, and if something goes wrong, it won't be beautiful."

What Xie Zijing said was also reasonable. To be honest, Wu Kuan’s words about the Great Tang Dynasty in Tang Xuanzang’s mouth were still more of a few words from the original Journey to the West. As for the history class?Hehe... Boss Wu said, isn't history class or something used for sleeping?

After returning from the Pipa Cave, Wu Hao went to Elder Tang to talk back, unexpectedly, this time, Elder Tang brought Sha Wujing with him.

"With the strength of the two of you and me alone, I'm afraid it will be difficult to hide Guanyin Bodhisattva and send people away. At this time, we have to ask the gods of the heavens to help us. At least you, Junior Brother Sha, have some connections in the heavens. If he comes forward, it will be better than us. Good." I don't know how Elder Tang talked with Sha Wujing, but Wu Hao has never had any talent in political matters, so think about it or forget it, he is only responsible for making money.

"Leave this matter to me." Sha Wujing didn't say much, but Wu Hong could guess from his expression that he would not make such a promise if he was not sure.What's more, although this scorpion spirit has mediocre roots, its combat power is really sturdy, and even the Tathagata dares to sting. Thinking about it, the Jade Emperor should be happy to recruit such a general, right?

Thinking of this, Wu Hao had to admire Elder Tang for being good at taking advantage of the situation.With Sha Wujing coming forward to make a bridge, even if it is to scare Tathagata, the Jade Emperor will definitely let Xie Zi practice Taoism and become an immortal... Think about it, it is a joke that Tathagata came to visit their heavens again and again. The class found a familiar face like Xie Zijing, and the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing out loud just thinking about that scene.

As the saying goes, people fight for one breath, and Buddhas fight for one stick of incense. No wonder Sha Wujing readily agreed to help them with this favor. It seems that the relationship between the old acquaintances Jade Emperor and Tathagata is not very good~

The relationship between these two families is not good, so Wu Kong is relieved.

Since there is no need to respond to Tathagata, when meeting Tang Xuanzang, the scorpion spirit did not deliberately seduce Elder Tang as described in the original book. It seems that this sturdy young lady does not seem to like Elder Tang's style The humble gentleman?

Elder Tang really found a suitable place for Xie Zijing to stay.

People in the world only know that Tang Xuanzang had a miserable life experience, but they don’t know that this is actually the second generation of an official with a strong root. His biological mother Yin Wenjiao was the daughter of Yin Kaishan, the prime minister of the dynasty, and his biological father Chen Guangrui was the number one scholar. She was also married with a large dowry. After Tang Xuanzang rescued her mother, Miss Yin at that time had already wanted to die, so she left a letter in her own handwriting, leaving all her dowry to her only son.

Therefore, although Elder Tang usually only has a few simple monk clothes to wear in rotation, and he is reluctant to buy new shoes, he is actually an out-and-out local tyrant. Zhuangzi.

These are Miss Yin's dowry back then. After Miss Yin hanged herself, Father Chen also fell into a slump and never married again. Miss Yin's dowry was all given to her only son, even though Tang Xuanzang was in the temple, These vulgar things are not needed, but as far as parents are concerned, no matter whether their children need them or not, as long as they can afford them, parents will not be stingy.

What's more, Miss Yin's death was so miserable, Tang Xuanzang's grandfather, Prime Minister Yin's family, couldn't wait to hug and coax this poor grandson. Tang Xuanzang was so famous in Chang'an at a young age, his own talent was partly due to the vigorous praise from his grandfather's family And financial support are also very important reasons.

Tang Xuanzang recalled his several properties in Chang'an, and finally decided to place Xie Zijing in a small shop near the Hu people's residential area in Chang'an. The room can accommodate people, and the shop is not big, but it is enough for the scorpion spirit and a few servants to live in daily.

"Most of the people living here are barbarians from the Western Regions. When you first arrive in Chang'an, if you don't understand anything, just ask them. If you want to come, you are not familiar with the people of Chang'an. You are familiar with the barbarians from the Western Regions, right?"

"Furthermore, I know that you can travel freely in various countries in the Western Regions. Most of the Western Regions are Hu merchants who go to Chang'an to do business in the Western Regions. Hu merchants often bring some slaves to Chang'an for business. If you want to make a living, you might as well Also go buy some barbarian slaves, form a caravan, travel to and from the Western Regions, bring back the goods to Chang'an, you can resell them in my shop, and the money you get should be enough for you to live comfortably in Chang'an City."

The scorpion spirit in this life did not seduce Elder Tang. After the initial embarrassment, Elder Tang did his best for the scorpion spirit.

It was one thing to want such a talent who could be called "expert in the Western Regions". The main reason why Tang Xuanzang finally let go of his grudge was that Xie Zijing showed no interest in him.

He is really afraid of these female monsters who have their own ghosts, what do you like about me?Can I change it?