[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Wu Hao didn't know that Zhu Bajie sold their master and apprentice so quickly.

After he shared the fruit in the basket with Tang Xuanzang and Sha Wujing, he baked some pancakes with Sha Wujing's fire, took out the dried meat, and cooked a pot of soup. With oil stars and salty jerky soup with pancakes, it's not bad.

The three of them waited and waited, but before Zhu Bajie came back, Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong couldn't help but look solemn even if Sha Wujing wasn't mentioned.

Zhu Bajie loves to be lazy and greedy. He usually goes outside to hunt on the pretext of hunting, and rushes back to eat after strolling around for dinner. Why aren't you back today?

Wu Kong looked at Tang Xuanzang.

He already knew that this person was also reborn. As a person who took a trip to the Western Regions, Tang Xuanzang should know what happened better than himself, right?

Tang Xuanzang was really confused at first.

In order to avoid the demons and ghosts he met on the way to learn scriptures in his previous life, he deliberately chose a different path from his previous life. However, such things as roads are very evil. went.

At this time in the previous life, they should have just passed Hengyang Valley, and they were fighting fiercely with the son of the Dragon King of Jinghe in the Heishui River.

No, to be precise, he was captured by the dragon, and Wukong ran around to save him.

Thinking of this, Tang Xuanzang probably knew it well.

Although they have deliberately avoided Hengyang Valley, the Heishui River has a vast water area with countless bends, and the official roads are used to being built along the river. It is also possible for them to walk near the Heishui River by mistake.

In this way, Bajie should have been captured by that dragon.According to the general logic, at this time they should immediately look for Bajie, and then he and Sha Wujing were captured by the dragon, leaving Wukong alone to save people...

"I really want to throw Zhu Bajie's pig's head in the Heishui River..." Tang Xuanzang couldn't help sighing secretly in his heart.

but--

"Master, let's go and have a look. I think this river can't be seen at a glance. You have to cross the river sooner or later. Why don't you just go and say hello to the river god here. There is Guanyin as the guardian. If you want to come to the river god Don’t dare to do anything to us.” After Wu Hao finished speaking, he leaned into Tang Xuanzang’s ear and whispered, “Master, I heard that the Dragon Palace is full of rare gold and silver jewels in the world, and the river god here has captured the scriptures hand-picked by Guanyin for no reason. People, you must not let it go easily, otherwise, there will be countless ghosts and ghosts who don't have long eyes along the way, and you have to teach them how powerful they are."

Tang Xuanzang glanced at him speechlessly.

If you are cheating, you will be cheating. If you insist on pulling out Guanyin as a big banner, don't Bodhisattvas lose face?

Nice job though!

As long as he thinks of being able to cheat Guanyin again, the little devil in Tang Xuanzang's heart can hardly control himself.

Sha Wujing looked at the master and senior brother with a confused face. Although he also came down to earth with a mission, but seeing the master and senior brother rushing farther and farther on the off-line wild road, how can he do this meticulous work? go down?

There is no way to start work at all!

How does this make him report to the Jade Emperor?

The Buddhist scriptures hand-picked by Guanyin Bodhisattva, what they think about every day is how to make Bodhisattva bloody?The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who had been suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha with his great power, had no intention of subjugating demons. He either bought chicken or special products along the way. It seemed that he was going to learn scriptures and return to Chang'an to open a Western Region specialty shop?

Sha Wujing, a former rolling shutter general, feels that his workplace is on the verge of collapse every minute.

I was so afraid that the Jade Emperor would suddenly send an envoy, asking myself what Tang Xuanzang and Monkey King were doing every day...

Of course, before setting out to rescue Zhu Bajie in the Heishui River, they had to eat their stomachs first.

Wu Hao hurriedly asked Sha Wujing to help, took down the soup pot on the fire, filled a bowl of jerky soup, soaked half a bowl of pancakes in it, and ate the salty meat with the stewed bacon. It was just right, even the white dragon horse was hardworking.

Anyway, this is not the first time I encountered a monster on the way to learn the scriptures, and this time it is said that it is the local river god, so there is no need to be afraid, especially the white dragon horse, who is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. If he remembers correctly, This is the Heishui River, isn't it the place where the ninth son of his unlucky uncle, Milong, settled down?

However, Bai Longma didn't say a word to Tang Xuanzang.The main reason is that when the Dragon King's family was in decline and lived in their house, the sons of the Dragon King of the West Sea (including himself) were really unkind to them, and now they ran up to make a close relationship with them, and he really couldn't pull them off. Come with this face.I can only pretend that I am really just an ordinary white horse.

Fortunately, neither Tang Xuanzang nor Monkey King wanted him to come forward to beg for favors with his relatives, so Bailongma couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief and acted more like a horse.

Tang Xuanzang watched it amusedly, and did not expose this guy's act of pretending to be dead.In his opinion, the white dragon horse was still a child, and he followed him back then because he was assigned by Guanyin, fearing that the mortal horses would not be able to endure the hardships of traveling westward, so he bought him an enhanced off-road vehicle.

As for the plans of the White Dragon Horse and the Dragon King of the West Sea behind him, or what role they want to play in this drama of learning from the West, he doesn't care, and he doesn't want to get to the bottom of it. He can't afford to offend any of these gods and Buddhas. I also don't want to get involved.

Now Tang Xuanzang just wants to reach the Western Paradise as soon as possible, remove the magic spell on Wukong's head, and then, with the scriptures, he hurried back to Chang'an to return to the vulgar world and enjoy the blessings.

Speaking of it, it is inconvenient in this era, and you have to travel so far to get a scripture, or the convenience of the Internet in later generations, people in different countries want to send messages to each other, a phone call, or an e-mail, within a moment, it is simply Even more powerful than the Buddha, no wonder there are fewer and fewer people who believe in Buddhism and Taoism in later generations.

It would be great if Datang and the Western Regions could be connected to the Internet. At this moment, he called the Buddha and reported his personal email address to the Buddha. Wouldn't it be possible to spread Buddhism over immediately?How can it be like now, to learn a scripture, and go all the way from the Tang Dynasty to the Western Regions, how annoying!

After eating and drinking enough, the master and apprentice walked towards the Heishui River.Going south along the official road, after walking for less than a cup of tea, I saw a big river.At this moment, there was no sign of Zhu Bajie by the river, he was probably caught and washed in the river, and he was going to roast a whole pig.

As a professional businessman, Boss Wu is well versed in the art of negotiation, so he must suppress the opponent's momentum from the very beginning.He didn't talk too much nonsense, he took out the golden cudgel, made it bigger and bigger, and directly hit the bottom of the Heishui River. It was an earth-shattering disturbance. The muddy river water was stirred up by him like this, and it turned into a puddle. Yellow muddy water.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Nai Long, the second young dragon, had a bad temper, so he couldn't resist being so excited by Boss Wu, so he jumped out of the river immediately: "Who is here? Did you know that Wu Nai is the God of the Black Water River?"

"Oh, it turned out to be Xiaoyu. I know your uncle, and I once went to Xihai Dragon Palace to eat wine." Wu Yu gave a candy first with a smile, and then, while the dragon was still dizzy, hugged his head for a while. Bangzi, "Nephew, what you did is wrong. Do you know who you arrested just now? That's the Buddhist scriptures handpicked by Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

In the first half of the relationship, he made almost polite remarks, which made Zhongerhe God Chulong roll his eyes. However, this kid just rolled his eyes halfway, and when he heard the word "Guanyin Bodhisattva", his eyeballs almost rolled into the air. Not scared to fall.

Just that fat pig, who is vulnerable to a single blow, is actually a Buddhist scripture hand-picked by Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Why? !

The God of Zhonger River, Chulong, suddenly became angry.Then I thought of the past when my mother took me to live under the fence after my father died, and was teased and scorned by those dragon sons and daughters of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and I couldn't help feeling sad.

Helong has the resentment and resentment that all the second-generation officials who have fallen into poverty have in him. All the conveniences and privileges that he took for granted in the past have disappeared with the disgraceful death of his father. Although his mother is a dragon girl from the West Sea Dragon Palace, But after all, his grandfather and grandmother are gone, and now his uncle is in charge of the Xihai Dragon Palace, and his uncle has a lot of children, so he can't take care of his nephew who is separated by one floor, so that he is a dignified son, and was sent here. The black water river that doesn't shit like a bird is a little river god.

And what about Zhu Bajie's fat pig?

He is greedy for life and afraid of death, vulnerable to a single blow, just because he used to be a general in the Heavenly Court, even if he made a mistake, he was just demoted to the mortal world, and he was favored by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was given such a lucrative job to learn scriptures, why? ah?

Who doesn't know that Tang Xuanzang went there with the aim of becoming a Buddha and a saint?

And what about myself?Is a dignified dragon boy now going to be assigned to be a villain, so as to bring out the bravery and fearlessness of that fat pig?

At the thought of this, Jilong's eyes were red with anger.

"Okay, don't be wronged. If it weren't for your uncle and Bodhisattva's old friends, this good thing wouldn't be your turn." Tang Xuanzang had already popularized Wu Kong on the way. Relationship, at this time, you are not so polite to Qilong. You are a related family, how dare you look down on a related family with a bigger background than you?

"Then, he threw a stone into the river and almost hit me on the head, can't we just let it go?" He was really wronged, of course he didn't dare to offend Guanyin Bodhisattva, otherwise his uncle would beat him to death , but, a mere Zhu Bajie, he still has the confidence to beat him up.

"Simply we have to stay here for a few more days, and teach my reckless apprentice to do some work for you. You have the right to make amends. Is such a punishment, Lord River God, satisfied?" Tang Xuanzang pondered for a moment and asked.

"This black water river bird doesn't shit, what work can it do?" Hearing this sentence, the dragon immediately wanted to explode on the spot again.

I don’t know if it’s because of his bad luck, or because my uncle doesn’t like me at all, it’s fine if the fish and shrimp in the land I’ve allocated to me aren’t fat enough, and the sandy land on both sides of the strait can’t even grow food. Xiaolong wanted to cry even more when the wind was windy and the rain was raining in his childhood.