[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"You are so wrong! Your uncle arranged the site of Heishuihe for you. It is really well-intentioned! How is this place not fat and beautiful?" Hearing what Tuolong said, Wu Hao was heartbroken. Squeeze Elder Tang away, and tightly hold the hands of the dragon, "Little boy~ you don't know, although the banks of the Heishui River are sandy and can't grow food, but it is a good place to grow melons and fruits. You Come and taste this melon! Let me tell you, within the Three Realms, there is nowhere in the Three Realms where the melon grown tastes like this. If you want to get rich, do you make it?"

After finishing speaking, Wu Kong hurriedly took out a melon from the warehouse, smashed it open with his fist, and enthusiastically urged Qilong to taste it quickly.

Naolong: "..."

The Monkey King was agreed to be very difficult to mess with?What's wrong with inviting him to taste local products as soon as we meet?

Jilong took the melon that Wu Kong handed over with a dull gaze, put it to his mouth and took a bite, huh?It's really sweet, and the flesh is as soft as a cloud, with the unique fruity aroma of melons. Before he knew it, Nilong ate a large piece of melons.

"Eh..." After all, Jilong is a middle school boy, and he has never experienced the baptism of the "law of true fragrance". He looked at the melon skin that had been gnawed until only a thin layer remained, and the young Xiaolong's face turned slightly red. , looked at Wu Kong embarrassedly, "I used to only eat fish, shrimp and meat... I have never eaten the melon here."

This is the character of the Dragon Clan. Wherever they go, they must pay attention to style, and the food and clothing must be the best in the local area. They don't bother to taste cheap melons and fruits like melons, which are only eaten by ordinary people at the bottom.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't eaten it. You see, there are fertile sandy land everywhere on both sides of the Heishui River. This kind of soil is most suitable for growing melons and watermelons, and it is also close to the water source. The melons grown must be big. It's so sweet!" Wu Hao encouraged desperately.

"However, I don't usually see farmers planting melons by the river..." Qilong said hesitantly.

As an orphaned dragon whose family has come down, he has been dependent on others since he was a child. Of course, he knows the benefits of being rich. To be honest, when he first came to Heishuihe, he also thought about managing his own territory well. His parents are gone. , sooner or later he will marry a wife and have children. As the son of the Jinghe Dragon King, he will not be able to support his wife and children, right?

But how can it be so easy to make money?

Their dragon clan controls all corners of the country, and has always relied on the offerings of the human and aquatic tribes to accumulate wealth. However, this Heishui River is located in the Western Regions, and the surrounding population is sparsely populated. Even fewer people believe in river gods, and there are even fewer aquatic tribes who have become spirits in the river. There are so few of them, where did the offerings come from?

Therefore, when Wu Yu said that the water and soil here are actually very rich and can make money, Qilong was also a little moved.

"That's because you always like to catch people and eat them. The common people are scared out of their wits. How dare they farm under your eyes? Are you tired of living?" Wu Kong couldn't help complaining.

Naolong: "..."

Enjoying the human race is also a traditional custom of their dragon race, and he doesn't want to.

However, it would be embarrassing for him to be a river god but not eat people.

The dragon twitched and muttered in a low voice.

Wu Hao: "..." No wonder the popularity of the Dragon Clan is so poor. In Journey to the West, the original author even wrote them as villains several times, including but not limited to the Dragon King of the Four Seas, their sons, daughters, nephews, nephews, dog legs and so on. This shows how stiff the relationship between this race and the human race is.

"In short, if Lord River God wants to turn this place into a place with abundant water, grass and natural resources, the first thing you need to keep in mind is that you must never eat people!" Wu Kong said seriously.

"You can't teach the local people to worship boys and girls, and the daughter-in-law of the river god is also not allowed." Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but followed.

"That's right! River God marrying a wife is absolutely not allowed." Wu Kong suddenly nodded and praised.

Chu Long was dumbfounded for a while, and immediately couldn't help jumping up, cursing loudly——

"Who, who spread the rumor that the king is going to marry a wife? I, I have a fiancee..." The tone can be said to be very aggrieved.

Wu Kong: "..."

Tang Xuanzang: "...cough! It is best not to have nature. In fact, this is the ignorance of ordinary people. They think that enshrining a beautiful girl as a daughter-in-law to the river god will bless the local weather."

"Hmph! How can those mortal girls stand shoulder to shoulder with the noble dragon girl? I don't even want to be a handmaid!" Zhonger Xiaohe said arrogantly.Although his family is in decline, there are still three catties of nails on the wrecked boat. In the early years, his parents had arranged for him to marry the seventh daughter of the Dragon Palace in the South Sea Dragon Palace. This is why he did not dare to offend Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva is in the South China Sea. If she offends the old man, and then goes to the South China Sea Dragon Palace to say a few bad things about herself, wouldn't this marriage be promiscuous?

Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong didn't know about this incident, and thought Xiaohe God was too young to be shy when it came to his daughter-in-law. Seeing that he didn't want a daughter-in-law enshrined in the mortal world, they were relieved——

I really can’t blame them for thinking too much. It’s really that the Dragon Clan has no morals in matters of men and women. There are so many banshees in the sea that are not enough for them to harm, and they often show up to worship beautiful girls (and sometimes handsome boys) ... Although mortals are weak and have no way to resist, but they can secretly write about this matter in the book, and they will ruin the reputation of the dragon clan in the mortal world without making a sound. It can be said that they can kill the dragon invisible.

The misunderstanding was resolved, and each other felt that the integrity still existed, and it was a feeling that although they were not in harmony, they could barely cooperate in order to make a fortune.

It was inconvenient to just stand by the river chatting like this, so Tielong invited Tang Xuanzang and his disciples to his Dragon Palace to have a talk.

"Eh? Heishuihe also has a dragon palace?" Wu Kong said what was in his heart without paying attention.

In the next second, Niu Long's face, which was not fair at all, turned completely dark into the bottom of the pot.

"Haha... Make good money, and sooner or later you can build a huge dragon palace in this Black Water River!" Wu Kong was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly added words.

He really didn't know where in the rivers, lakes and seas there were Dragon Palaces. He thought that since the dragon is the river god of the Heishui River, he should live in a river god's mansion or something like that?This is good, common sense is not in place, shame on you.

"Elder Tang and the Great Sage, please come to my river! God! Mansion! Zhongyixu!" When Qi Long said the words "He Shen Mansion", he was gnashing his teeth.

"Don't blame me, Longzi, Wukong didn't mean to laugh at you..." Tang Xuanzang had to stand up to smooth things over.

"Humph!!! For the sake of Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Qilong walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

After a while, he came back again.

"Why don't you follow?"

Tang Xuanzang: "..."

"Do you think my master looks like he can avoid water spells?" Wu Hong rolled his eyes. With such an IQ, it's lucky that he met him, otherwise he would definitely be poor in this Heishui River for the rest of his life!The life of the Dragon Clan, heh, is not an ordinary length!

Jilong was speechless, he could only resign himself to his fate to open the waterway for them, and only then did the master and apprentice enter the River God Mansion.

Wu Hao was right, this River God Mansion is really shabby, I guess the previous River God was not a good person, even the plaques were carved out of stones from the bottom of the river, and a few shrimp soldiers and crab generals were patrolling nearby, dignified It is really sad to think about how the son of the Dragon King of Jinghe has fallen into such a situation.

However, although the outside is dilapidated, it is eye-catching when you walk inside.

Don't get me wrong, it's not how elegant and high-end the decoration inside is, it's mainly the taste of the Dragon Clan, cough!The walls, pillars, and tables were inlaid with all kinds of shiny shells, gold, silver, crystals, etc., which blinded Wu Kong's golden eyes that had been refined in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

"Great Sage, I just heard what you said. The two sides of the Heishui River are not barren land. I don't know if what you said is true?" After sitting down and drinking some tea, the dragon, who was eager to get rich and revive his family business, couldn't wait. asked sideways.

Friends, do you know Lu Xun?

When it comes to planting melons, Wu Hong can't help but think of Yun, and when he thinks of Yun, he can't help but think of the young Runtu, and when he thinks of the young Runtu, he can't help but think of the famous and powerful man in the history books of the Star Alliance. Mr. Lu Xun who has a large number of brain-dead and highly educated fans.

As a famous literary giant in the ancient earth era, Mr. Lu Xun's fans on Xingwang are terrifying.How awesome is this guy?Almost every Xingwang store that wants to gain popularity has advertised that something in its store is something that Mr. Lu Xun has eaten, used, played, seen, and touched. Some people like to add a paragraph that seems to be true Fake chicken soup jokes, claiming that Mr. Lu Xun wrote it especially for this matter, so much so that every year the Federation of Literary and Art Circles of the Star League will issue a special announcement for Mr. Lu Xun, proving that some of the "Lu Xun famous quotes" circulating on the Internet are definitely not his old man. ever said!

It has been thousands of years since a person passed away, and there are still people who are serious about whether he said certain words back then, which shows the popularity of this literary giant in the Star Alliance.

This is also the reason why Wu Kong thought of Mr. Lu Xun reflexively when he saw the melon.In their Star Alliance, as long as they are not born with dementia, who has not read Mr. Lu Xun's novels and essays?Especially the famous "Young Runtu", Wu Hao can even recite the whole text.

At that time, Mr. Lu Xun's teenage life was really the dream paradise of most teenagers in the Star Alliance. "Under the moon, listen, there's a crackling sound, and I'm biting melons. Then you pinch the fork and walk gently..." How wonderful!The Star Alliance even has an anime based on the animal "猹"!

It's a pity that the watermelon seeds brought out by the earth have also mutated. Watermelons grow on tall vines, and there is no longer a watermelon field that can't be seen by the sea, which can breed the legendary cute animal "猹"...

Thinking of this, Wu Yu's eyes were shining when he looked at Qilong.

If there is no accident, this person is likely to breed a large melon field for him!

This is a ready-made Runtu!With land, hard fists, and a background, wouldn't he be a better melon farmer than the young Runtu and his father?Anyway, Wu Hao believes that if the melons grown by Jilong are sold in the city, no one will dare to ask him for all kinds of exorbitant taxes.

With melons, can "Yu" be far behind?