Eighteen prohibitions

The elder brother Gan Feng, the second elder brother Gan Yu, the third elder brother Gan Lei, and the fourth elder brother Gan Dian all studied with me.

There is a big mountain behind my house.What a big mountain.

This mountain stretches as far as the eye can see, without end, which makes me daunted.

The teacher taught us that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb.We suddenly had an idea to go climbing.

The time of action was chosen one morning.

The eldest brother proposed to choose a group name to show that they are awesome.

The eldest brother said, Gan's Five Dragons.

The second brother said, Gan's Five Tigers.

The third brother said, Gan's five birds.

The fourth brother said, Gan's five insects.

After some deliberation, I said, just a few of us.

As a result, after intense discussions, everyone unanimously decided to choose my "just a few of us".

The reason is that it is relatively easy to understand, has a large number of words, and is imposing.

So that morning, just after dawn, we "just a few of us" gathered and went up the mountain.

The starting point is next to an ugly rock.

The eldest brother shouted, get ready, run!

Everyone just ran away.It's a bit of a rush to disperse.

The hillside in the front is fairly flat, but it becomes more rugged and dangerous as it goes further.

I have always been conceited about my foot strength. Although I am the youngest, I am more ambitious than anyone else.

I feel like I can bear the brunt of the laurels.It's just that everyone ran away later, and when I realized my current location, I unfortunately got lost.

Looking at the top of the high mountain, I feel that the surroundings are eerily quiet.

I didn't cry.

Crying is not something men do.

I saw a pine tree growing between the rocks. I stopped and sat under the tree, meditating and resting.

A sparrow was chirping on a branch with a sarcastic smile on its lips.

I bent down and picked up a piece of gravel and threw it at it.

Unexpectedly, it forgot to dodge, was hit by a stone, let out a miserable cry, and fell into the valley.I sighed and thought to myself, it is my luck to have it die in my hands.

Immediately, though, I felt a pang of dread.

The earth and the sky, who will save me from going down the mountain...

For the first time, my father was furious about this mountain climbing.

It's all the big brother's fault, forgot to say where to meet.

Naturally, it wasn't me who got lost alone, "just a few of us" were all lost.

My father used all the police in the local patrol house.The leader also participated in the search and rescue.

The cost is staggering.

Everyone was fully armed, but they found nothing all morning.

The head wiped the sweat from his forehead and speculated: The children may be on the mountain.

Father asked: Where have you been searching these few hours?

The leader said: At the foot of the mountain.

Father's face turned black.

As time goes by and the sun sets, the five Gan brothers gather together again.

Everyone is gray-headed.

The elder brother was especially injured, with scratches on his shoulder, blisters on the soles of his feet, and bleeding from his ears.

Father asked us to kneel down in a row, holding a whip in his hand, and asked sharply, who came up with such a bad idea?

The eldest brother pointed at the third brother: "Second brother."

Second brother pointed to fourth brother: third brother.

The third brother pointed at the eldest brother: Fourth brother.

The fourth brother pointed to the second brother: fifth brother.

My father turned to me, and I had no choice but to point to myself and say, "Brother, it's all Big Brother's idea."

The father became angry from embarrassment, and cursed: You really disappointed my father.

The grandfather smiled slightly: Forget it, the children can blame others for their troubles, which means that they have begun to know how to behave.

My father thought about it again, yes, so he won't be bullied when he grows up.

But he said on his lips that if brothers are of one mind, their benefits can cut through gold.From now on, the five brothers must learn to be united. It is okay to plot against others, but you cannot plot against your own brothers.Everyone goes back and writes a copy of the inspection, which will be handed over to Mr. tomorrow.

At this time, the husband stood up and said: Just leave it to the master. I am only responsible for teaching and educating people, and I don’t ask anything else.

Father was furious: Well, you also write an inspection and give it to me tomorrow!

When he was nine years old, my sixth uncle wanted to study abroad.

According to my father, that place is far away in Tianjin, which is very far away.

I think there should be a certain degree of affection between myself and Uncle Liu.

I think Uncle Liu should feel the same way.

This is due to the fact that he often plays with me and often plays tricks on me.I think that in the big family I live in, there are very few people who make me happy or scared, and Uncle Six is ​​the only one.

At the farewell banquet, the grandfather told the sixth uncle emotionally: Take care of your health and come back home.

Father held Uncle Six's hand: Remember to eat more sauerkraut when you are away from home.

Uncle Six was puzzled and asked why.

The father said earnestly and earnestly: In the era of war and chaos, the financial situation of the family is a little tight, and I can't give you too much money to let you talk, please be considerate.I have prepared a trolley of sauerkraut for you. Sauerkraut is very nutritious and has more benefits than cabbage.

Uncle Six looked unhappy: Oh, I see.

It's our turn for the five Gan brothers to send their best wishes.

Brother: Be careful of cockroaches when eating.

Second Brother: Take a bath and be careful of the hot water.

Third brother: Sleep carefully and catch a cold.

Fourth brother: Skip class and be careful, Mr.

I held back a sentence for a long time: study hard and make progress every day.

As a result, everyone condemned it unanimously, saying that it was uncreative and insincere, knowing that Liu Shu couldn't do it, but still talking about it.

Uncle Six smiled generously: It doesn't matter, as long as you think about it.

I asked, what is mindfulness?

Uncle Six took out a book from the bag behind him: It's for you.

I saw on the cover of the book that it said "Reading Essentials One and Three". When I opened the first page, a line of thick and black characters came into view: Reading should be done three times. From mouth to heart.

Autumn is over, and winter is coming again.

Mother added clothes for us, and we all looked bloated.

Penguins are generally bulky.

Father hired a gentleman to teach us arithmetic.

The husband introduced himself as Fang, but kept his name secret and refused to tell us.

The husband said that this is a rule and cannot be said casually.

Brother asked what is the rule?

The teacher said that the rules should not be said casually.

The eldest brother said, I know that rules cannot be said casually, what I am asking is the definition of rules.

Mr. scratched his head: What is the definition of rules?

Brother: Yes, that’s what I’m asking.

Mr.: The definition of a rule is that you can’t talk about it casually.

The eldest brother was very angry, and discussed in private how to deal with this annoying gentleman.

The second brother said: "It's not as good as this...

The third brother said: No, it has to be like this...

The fourth brother said: It's still like this...

I said: If you want to come, you can order something absolutely, will this work...

The elder brother clapped his hands: Just do as the younger brother said!

The plan was implemented quickly and the effect was immediate.The second brother found a few huge nails from unknown corners, and we worked together to nail all the nails back to the plum blossom chair that Mr. Fang must sit in when he lectures, and then covered it with a piece of the same color Cloth satin, and then pretend nothing happened, and wait and see what happens.

As a result, as soon as Mr. Fang entered the door, he asked to hand in the homework assigned yesterday, but the second brother did not finish it and was punished to stand on the podium.

The second brother was nervous and flustered, so he forgot about the plan and put his butt on the chair.

I saw the second brother's expression was particularly innocent and painful.

After this incident, the second elder brother was unbearably resentful, and we also felt unwilling.

So decided to make a comeback.

The third brother said, I saw Mr. Fang chatting with a maid once.

The eldest brother asked, what did they say?

The third brother said, the distance is very far, I didn't hear clearly.

The elder brother asked again, how long did it take?

Third Brother: Probably enough time for a cup of tea.

The eldest brother smiled and said, there is a play.

I interrupted and asked, what play?Is the Yuanmen beheaded?

The eldest brother kicked me and said, let's go to my father.

I understood immediately, so I followed my brother to my father's room.

My father was lying on the bedside smoking, a big black bong with a long wisp of air coming out.

The air was smoky.

Father asked, what are you doing here?

The eldest brother said that there was a thief in the house, and it was a house thief.

Father jumped up: what, there is such a thing?Speak carefully!

The eldest brother is calm and calm: it is absolutely true, what the third brother has witnessed with his own eyes cannot be false.

Father: Who is it?Where?

The third brother spoke up: It's Mr. Fang, Mr. Fang who teaches arithmetic.

Father: Say it!

Third Brother: That day I went to the toilet to pee, and suddenly heard someone talking next door, I felt curious, so I listened for a while.One said, why did you come here until now?Another said that my wife asked me to wash her feet, and I had to delay the time.The previous one said, then you have to wash my feet tonight.The latter said, I will not only wash your feet, but also your hands, face, neck, hills, and basins.The former one raised his voice, saying that you are really bad and ignore you.The latter apologized again and again, saying that I should be damned, that I am not dirty.Next, they said um, huh, huh, and I couldn't quite hear what they said.

Father's eyes widened: What happened later?

Third Brother: I couldn't hear clearly after that.

Father: So what if you can't hear clearly?

Third brother: If I can't hear clearly, I won't listen, so I will return.

Father: How are you sure it's Mr. Fang?

Third Brother: I am familiar with Mr. Fang's voice, it sounds like a pig's cry, and I know it as soon as I hear it.

Father: How do you know that Mr. Fang is a thief? What did he steal?

The third brother smiled hippie: He is having an affair.

The father was very angry and scolded: How can a child think about such grown-up things?Hurry up and review your homework, and don't think so again in the future!Think once I hit it once!

Everyone was about to leave, I suddenly asked my father: Dad, what is a hill and what is a basin?

The father was stunned, and randomly pulled his face down: Don't ask questions that shouldn't be asked!Why do you five brothers all have the same virtue, as if they were born by a mother!

Big Brother: Aren’t our brothers born from the same mother?

Father was stunned again.