Eighteen prohibitions

In fact, the five of us brothers were all born to a woman, and that woman is the mother.

Father's first wife, married wife.

The father currently has two concubines, but his stomach is not up to par, and all the children he gave birth to are younger sisters.

Not long after, Mr. Fang was dismissed.Our plan worked.

The house is quiet again.

Before resigning, my father called Mr. Fang and asked, how are you doing with your arithmetic?

Mr. Fang patted his chest, full of confidence: the seven orifices have been opened and the six orifices have been opened.

Father is very happy: OK, I will test them.

So call us.Father asked, have you learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?

We said in unison, learned.

The father asked again, what is one plus two minus three times four divided by five?

The eldest brother said that it was equal to six.

The second brother said, no, it is equal to seven.

The third brother said, it should be eight.

The fourth brother said, wrong wrong, the answer is nine.

When it was time for me to play, I raised my voice and shouted: It's too difficult, I can't do this question...

My father didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to Mr. Fang that if the seven orifices have been cleared and the six orifices have been opened, it is equivalent to not knowing anything.You are a very incompetent teacher, let's go, you have been expelled.

Mr. Fang's eyes are full of grievances: The young masters are messing with me.

Father: What were you doing with a maid that day?

Mr. Fang was surprised: I just borrowed some money from her.

But the father sneered, it is okay to borrow money, but have you ever seen borrowing money in a hut?

Mr. Fang was at a loss for words.

Then I really packed up and went home.

Not long after this incident, my father decided to carry out a chilling exercise at home.

My father called everyone together: the world is declining, and people's hearts are not old.Unfortunately, there were thieves at home, and Mr. Fang was a precedent.In the future, you should pay attention to each other, supervise each other, punish evil and promote good, and resonate with family traditions.

Everyone ordered and said: Yes, yes, um, yes, obey, understand, understand, understand...

four

Finally it snowed.

The first snow since winter came later than last year.

The wax figure of Yuan Chi, the silver snake dancing on the mountain, the sky and the earth are pure white.

But the war is not over yet, and people are still dying far away.

Men, women, the elderly, young children.

My little heart began to produce strong thoughts of love.

I hope the world is peaceful and the years are quiet.

Roll snowballs, have snowball fights, and make snowmen.

Childhood is always easier to be happy.

My personality has gradually formed, sometimes lively, sometimes silent.Lawless when lively, unshakable when silent.

My mother said I was a special child.

I thought, I'd be more than happy to be a special kid.

Time flies, and the Spring Festival is here.

Everyone asked their father for new year's money, and his father said, I don't have it, and the money is all with your grandpa.

So we ran to my grandfather without stopping.

Grandfather: Asking for money, right?

Us: Yes, children have to beg for money during the Chinese New Year.

Grandfather: I know, but do you know what children do before the adults give them money?

Us: Reach out.

Grandfather: No, I mean, is there any ritual involved?

Us: What is a ceremony?

Grandfather: Just do sports.

Us: What sport?

Grandfather was not happy, and gave us a dime each, and said angrily, "Is it possible to kowtow? I won't learn from your parents..."

Uncle Liu was not able to come back for the New Year, and I felt somewhat disappointed.

But thankfully, he sent me a letter from afar.

There is only one sentence in the letter, Dad, I miss you very much.

Although the content is not aimed at me, my name is indeed written on the envelope, in two neat characters: Ganliang.However, later I wondered why Uncle Liu sent me the letter to my grandfather. I consoled myself by thinking that he might have just accidentally made a typo.

When I was ten years old, my mother proposed to celebrate my birthday for me.

My father said that whether everything is done in a big way or in a small way depends on the grandfather's opinion.

The family's expenses are controlled by the grandfather.

Finally, I got my grandfather's permission.The yard is full of tables and chairs, and the tables are full of wine and vegetables.

Far and near neighbors, all seats are packed.

My father and mother were very busy, and I was hugged and hugged when I was a little girl, smiling happily.

For the first time, I feel that celebration is contagious and can be created with money.

When I was 12, I fell in love.

The other party was the daughter of the Wen family who opened a tofu shop in Qianjie.

The name is warmth.

makes me feel warm.

Those who are in love with me are the eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother and the fourth brother.

This makes me feel sad.

Yes, we fell in love with warmth at the same time.

That day, our five Gan brothers were playing spinning tops on the street, when a little girl in red passed by.

The five of us turned around at the same time.

The eldest brother said that she was very beautiful.

The second brother said that it was as beautiful as the fairy in the painting.

The third brother said, no, no, she is even more beautiful than the fairy in the painting.

The fourth brother said, why didn't he think she was beautiful before.

I said, she must have been so pretty before.

So the five stopped playing and decided to take action.The eldest brother asked, which girl is she from?

The fourth brother said, I know, she belongs to the Wen family.

Big brother: I have decided, I want to marry her and go home.

Fourth Brother: No, she is alone, and the five of us, who will sleep under the blanket?

Brother: Then take turns sleeping.

So unanimously agreed.

We find the father.

Big brother: I want to marry a girl from the Wen family.

Father: Nonsense, a boy in his teens, what kind of girl will he marry.

Eldest Brother: Not only I will marry, but all five of us brothers will marry.

Father: More nonsense, how can there be a maid and five husbands!

The eldest brother was filled with righteous indignation, and his expression was decisive: Marry if you marry, or marry if you don't marry!

Father shouted: Presumptuous, who are you?

Big Brother: My boss.

Father:……

Father: If you want to marry, you can marry yourself, anyway, I won’t marry!

We got together that night to discuss whether to marry or not.

Big Brother: Marry, resolutely marry.I'm a bit more mature than you, so I need a little more.

Second Brother: Marry, definitely marry.Except for the eldest brother, I am more mature than you, so I need some more.

Third Brother: Marry, you can marry.Except for the eldest brother and the second brother, I am more mature than you, so I need more.

Fourth Brother: Marry, just marry.Except for the eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, and the fifth brother, I am more mature than you, so I need more.

I looked around, except for my brothers who were all older than me, the surroundings were empty, and I had nothing to say.

Next, we will focus on discussing how to marry.

Brother: Let’s write a love letter first, adults do it all.

The second brother asked, how to write?

Big Brother: I will be in charge of this. Second brother, bring the "Five Hundred Questions of Love Cheats" tucked in my bed. Third brother, prepare your pen and ink. Fourth brother, go out on sentry and keep an eye on some outsiders. Fifth brother first Take a break and deliver the letter later.

After the big brother was assigned, everyone dispersed and acted separately.

I stay where I am.

The eldest brother finished writing the letter, put it in my coat pocket, and said, I wish you success immediately.

I said: This is not safe, and it is easy to fall when running.

Brother: Well, put it in your underwear.

I nodded ignorantly, and after clipping the letter, I turned and set off.

I know the location of that tofu shop, so I arrived soon.

I looked at the sparse flow of people outside the store and felt quite bewildered.

I put my name on it.

A fat woman dressed as a maid jumped out and asked: Are you Gan Liang, the fifth young master of the Gan family?

I say yes.

Maid: Looking for our lady?

I said um.

Maid: Miss is playing shuttlecock in the backyard, you can find it yourself.

I said yes.