Chaos Mansion Love

"I still have this. My five-year-old sister and four-year-old brother take a bath together. When the elder sister sees the little penis of the younger brother, she wants to play. The younger brother said angrily: "You played with your own, and you want to play with me again." Yes, no way! "

"I have one too. Now English is said to start from the baby. One day, in the kindergarten, the teacher was teaching the children to learn the alphabet. The teacher said: "ABCD". Don’t read it? The child replied: My mother said B is a bad word. The teacher said: Your mother’s B is different from the teacher’s B. Your mother’s B is a curse word, and your aunt’s B is used by foreigners.”

"I'm here for a hot one, sir: "You find a sentence, this sentence makes me very happy and very angry." The wife thought for a while: "By the way, your dick is your friend Biggest inside""

Hahahahaha, it was said that some people couldn't straighten their backs from laughing, and there was a collection of Fei Yuqing's naughty jokes in the whole scene. Although some people had heard of it, they were still amused when they saw the vivid performance of the people in front of them. .

"Don't help me, I'm not drunk, I can walk alone, let me walk in a straight line for you." Huang Yu walked towards the dormitory step by step with Xu Zhou on his arm.Xu Zhou didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck today, he was often bombed by the gun, and he died soon after drinking a glass of wine, but he was too embarrassed to leave, so he drank too much.

Seeing Xu Zhou stumbling around and insisting on walking in a straight line, Huang Yu quickly put his arms around him.Huang Yu drank Xu Zhou's last few glasses of wine for him, otherwise, I don't know what Xu Zhou is like.As for myself, I have inherited my father's genes well, and I grew up in a wine jar, so that little wine is like water to Huang Yu.

"It can't be done, I can't hold it anymore, I need to pee." As he spoke, Xu Zhou supported a big tree with one hand, and began to take off his pants with the other hand.

"Don't you believe that my bird is [-] centimeters? Let me show you what it means to spread the wings of a roc." As he said that, Xu Zhou turned around and started to pee on Huang Yu.

"Damn, you pissed on my shoe, don't you whip it." Fortunately, Huang Yu dodged quickly and dodged to Xu Zhou's side, but the shoe was doused with piss.Huang Yu glanced at it. Xuzhou's bird really did not lie, it was a big bunch of grapes.

Unexpectedly, this girl put her hands on her hips, twisted her buttocks and started to whip the whip. She was about to pee on her pants and shoes, Huang Yu immediately reached out to help him hold the bird.Sure enough, this sentence flashed through Huang Yu's mind.

"No, look at my bird, I want to see your bird too, compare which one of ours is bigger." Xu Zhou started to take off Huang Yu's pants as he spoke.Huang Yu was free and unrestrained. He pulled down his trousers and showed Xu Zhou his bird dew.

"Not bad, not bad, it's not small, it's just a little bit smaller than mine." Unexpectedly, Xu Zhou would grab Huang Yu's bird directly, and Huang Yu felt like getting an electric shock, feeling a little bit in his heart.

"What's a bit smaller than yours? It's obviously about the same size." Huang Yu murmured inwardly.Fortunately, it is very late now, and there is no one on the side of the road. If someone sees it, they won't be called a pervert.Huang Yu quickly lifted up his own pants, and helped Xu Zhou lift up his pants as well.

"Finally arrived at the dormitory." As he spoke, Huang Yu took out the key from Xu Zhou's pocket and opened the door of Xu Zhou's dormitory.

"I'm going, didn't I go to the hometown meeting? Why did you two drink?" Li Dong knew about Xu Zhou's going to the fellow villagers' meeting. When he opened the door, he saw Xu Zhou leaning on Huang Yu's shoulder with a drunken appearance. He was very surprised asked.

"Our two fellow villagers held a meeting in a restaurant, and we got together after drinking. Our big squad leader was too charming, so he fell into trouble like this." Huang Yu was also helpless.

"It's all possible." Li Dong stood up and prepared to help Xu Zhou.In the Xuzhou dormitory, except for Li Dong who was playing on the computer below, the other two had already gone to bed, but when they saw Huang Yu coming in, they also sat up.

"I can't, I'm going to vomit." Xu Zhou said in a daze.

Seeing Xu Zhou's throat move, Huang Yu quickly put his hand to close Xu Zhou's mouth, fearing that Xu Zhou's vomit would stain his clothes.With a bang, Xu Zhou spat out the contents of Huang Yu's belly slowly, and flowed to the floor along Huang Yu's fingers.At this time, Huang Yu didn't care about whether it was dirty or not, and helped Xu Zhou to the sink.

Seeing Xu Zhou throwing up steadily on the sink, Huang Yu turned on the faucet, rinsed his hands clean, immediately dried his hands with a paper towel, and gently patted Xu Zhou on the back, hoping that he would feel better.

"Thanks." Probably because he vomited some alcohol, Xu Zhou regained his sobriety and thanked Huang Yu.

"We are brothers, so why don't you say thank you? Hurry up and go to bed, and you'll be fine tomorrow." Seeing Xu Zhou's slightly pale face, Huang Yu felt a little distressed.

"Sleep." Xu Zhou said these two words in a simple sip, then lay down on the sink and did not move.

"Okay, go to bed, then let's take off our clothes." Huang Yu helped Xu Zhou to sit on the stool, took off Xu Zhou's shirt, helped him take off his shoes and socks, and then He picked up Xu Zhou and took off Xu Zhou's pants with one hand.Huang Yu glanced at it, and the place where Xu Zhou's penis was on the head was a little wet, it seemed that he had peed a little, Huang Yu shook his head and smiled.

"Li Dong, help me to help Xu Zhou." Huang Yu picked up Xu Zhou from behind, let Xu Zhou step on the bed ladder with one foot, and lay half of his body on the bed.At this time, Li Dong supported Xu Zhou from behind, and Huang Yu immediately stepped on the stool and dragged Xu Zhou to the bed.

"It's finally settled. Li Dong will watch the monitor at night." It took a lot of effort to get Xu Zhou settled down, but this guy's wine is good, and he doesn't cry or make trouble when he drinks too much, he just sleeps.Huang Yu washed away Xu Zhou's vomit with water, and then mopped up the liquid that just flowed from his fingers to the ground with a mop.

At this time Xu Zhou was already sound asleep. Seeing the regular rise and fall of Xu Zhou's chest, Huang Yu covered Xu Zhou's stomach with the quilt kicked off by Xu Zhou. Maybe it was because he had covered it too tightly and was kicked away by Xu Zhou. To prevent Xu Zhou from getting sick, and to prevent him from being kicked away again, Huang Yu covered Xu Zhou's stomach and left.

"Oh, my head still hurts a bit." In the morning, Huang Yu got up in a daze, only to realize that yesterday's Erguotou was really exciting, dizzy and a little painful.Looking at the watch, it turned out that it was nine o'clock, the dormitory was already empty and he was the only one left. Thinking that there was another person lying on the bed like him in the dormitory opposite, Huang Yu shook his head and got up anyway.

After a simple wash, Huang Yu went out. The first stop was the cafeteria. He ordered two servings of noodles and asked the boss to make them first. Then he went to the supermarket non-stop at the next stop, and bought two bottles of pure milk and some Snacks, then rushed back to the dormitory.

"Is anyone there?" Huang Yu gently knocked on the door of dormitory 107.

"Huang Yu is you." It was Li Dong who opened the door, the other two in their dormitory were not there, and Xu Zhou curled up on the bed.

"Is Xu Zhou okay last night?" Huang Yu pointed to Xu Zhou on the bed.

"Very good, sleep now." Li Dong replied.

"The squad leader got up. It's almost ten o'clock. You drank so much wine last night and slept for ten hours. You need to get up, eat something, and do some exercise. You can't sleep anymore, or today will be a bad day." Huang Yu Shake Xuzhou,

"Um, headache, it's Huang Yu, why did I come back last night?" Xu Zhou's headache was splitting, and he asked when he saw Huang Yu.

"How else can I come back, of course I carried you back." Thinking of the two of them competing with each other last night, Huang Yu wanted to laugh.

"I bought you noodles, hurry up and eat, or you will be stunned. I have to go back to take a shower and eat." Seeing Xu Zhou sitting up, Huang Yu left, before leaving, threw a bag of snacks to Li Dong .

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