Chaos Mansion Love

"Look at your pettiness. You decide the rules of drinking. It's better to play in your room if your house is clean. Zhang Jie, go down and add some more dishes. Drinkers, other brothers, go back and get your own dick Bring it here." As he spoke, Xu Zhou discovered that there were several people behind the man named Lin Feng, and when he heard Lin Feng's order, he immediately turned around and went back to the tableware, Xu Zhou saw Huang Yu's figure.

"Let me introduce, this is Lin Feng, the vice chairman of the school's student union. He is a man of righteousness and a good buddy of mine. We have all played this far, so it would be more fun to play together." Xiang Man briefly introduced Lin Feng.

"Hey, there are also times when you praise people to Man. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Lin Feng. If you need anything in the future, just ask me. It's fate to meet you today. It just so happens that we are holding a fellowship meeting. Let's have fun together. "This Lin Feng doesn't know what kind of person he is, but he speaks very politely and righteously.

"Squad leader, I'm sitting next to you." After a while, a group of people came with wine glasses and chopsticks. Huang Yu saw that the other side of her was empty, and immediately rushed over.Xu Zhou was also happy, it was better than sitting with a stranger or a drunkard.

"Come on, let's go to the next one first, and we'll know each other after drinking." Lin Feng raised his glass and did it first as a respect.Xu Zhou glanced at it, Lin Feng's wine glass was filled with more than half a glass of wine, and the northerners are indeed generous and good at drinking.But the others were fine, no matter if it was white wine or red wine, it was only half a glass, some took the lead and all the boys drank the wine in the glass one after another.

Just a few girls is not all.There were four northern girls, two of them really went ahead, and the other two took a symbolic sip.As for the three girls on Xuzhou's side, they all took a sip.

"Even if we know each other, let's fill up the wine, let me explain the rules. Our brothers in Beijing continue to drink white, and the brothers in the south, I welcome those who are willing to drink white, and those who don't want to continue to drink red. One cup three times We must finish the drink, and then we are going to play a game." I don't know if Lin Feng is a little overdone, or because he is drunk, his tongue is a little curled up.

"Squad leader, do you want to try this pure Beijing Erguotou? It's very exciting." Huang Yu said and brought his just filled glass of white wine in front of Xu Zhou.

Xu Zhou stretched out his head and actually smelled it. Since he was a child, he has hardly seen many people drinking baijiu, let alone drinking baijiu himself.But for baijiu, Xu Zhou is full of curiosity about baijiu.But the first time he put it in front of him, the pungent smell filled his nose and eyes, Xu Zhou coughed a few times, and then completely gave up the idea of ​​trying.Xu Zhou's expression amused Huang Yu directly.

"Oh, I forgot to mention girls. Girls can drink in half, but you can't stop drinking. If there are boys who want to be a hero to save the beauty, it's allowed, but the amount is doubled. In order to activate the atmosphere, let's have a few group events first."

"Truth or Dare." Someone responded immediately.

"Alright, truth or dare, do you have any good ideas?"

"Let's start with whether there are any boyfriends and girlfriends, maybe we can make a couple on the spot." Someone booed.

"Okay, let's start with the simple one."

"Yes, yes, no, yes, divided..." No one accepts punishment for this question, and basically everyone here has boyfriends and girlfriends.

"That's right, the next question is whether you're a virgin or not. If you're embarrassed, you'll hit and drink."

"You're not a virgin, are you?" Seeing Xu Zhou preparing to drink, Huang Yu couldn't help asking.

"I'm a virgin, what's the matter?" Xu Zhou put down his glass and admitted.There was a burst of boos from "Yu" below, obviously expressing surprise that Xu Zhou was a virgin.A tall and handsome boy like Xu Zhou who is fair, clean, and at the age of exuberant male hormone secretion can easily lose his virginity.

The scale of the following questions became larger and larger, and all kinds of ideas emerged one after another, which made Xu Zhou overwhelmed.As for Huang Yu, Xu Zhou was a little bit aggrieved. This girl confessed her virginity at the age of 16, and she has changed three dicks already. Even a man is jealous.

"The group project is over, and now the individual project is over. Let's play the digital big bang first. When the time comes, whoever gets the trick can ask specific questions. Remember that the answer is not satisfactory and continue, or tell a colorful joke. You have to have fun to get through."

"Okay, okay." At this time, after several rounds of investigation, the boys and girls have basically let go.

Regarding the digital explosion, Xu Zhou has never played it before, but he will get it after a while.It is to set a number in advance, between 1-100, and then everyone guesses, and the range is narrowed after one guess, and the range is getting smaller and smaller until it is guessed. adventure.

"How many times a night at most?"

"How long is the longest time?" The scale of the question is getting bigger and bigger, and finally the last bit of reserve of the girls is gone, and they are joking with the boys.

"What do you want to do the most?" Xu Zhou talked about sex, and a girl obviously had a little interest in Xu Zhou and asked Xu Zhou this question.

"I most want to go to the north to see the snow, have snowball fights, and go skiing." Xu Zhou said solemnly, this was his sincerity, his wish since he was a child was to go to the north to do this, but the girl obviously didn't want this answer on this occasion.

"Boring, boring, answer again, answer again." The people below were obviously dissatisfied.

"Let me tell you a joke." Xu Zhou drank his own.

"Speaking of the three major signs of a successful man, there is a house of 180 square meters, a height of 180 centimeters, and that thing of 180 millimeters. I have reached two signs now, and in the end I am still struggling with a house of 180 square meters." After speaking, Xu Zhou sat down with a smile.

"You damn thing is [-] centimeters." Huang Yu was the first to react, and all the boys understood in seconds, and laughed self-evidently.

"Damn it, why don't you measure it." Using Jiu Jin, Xu Zhou said directly to Huang Yu, that boy didn't take a ruler to measure his stuff in private, and Xu Zhou was quite satisfied with his stuff.Huang Yu also laughed, secretly scolding Xu Zhou for being a very boring man.

"Hee hee." The girl also came to her senses, she kept sneaking glances at Xu Zhou, and smiled while covering her face.

"Let me tell you, I used to be fat, and then I found a weight loss shop, and then I lost weight. It's just like this: the front desk lady said that there are five hundred, one thousand, and two thousand. The effect depends on the price, which one do you want? The man chose [-] and wanted to try it. The lady at the front desk said, take this key and go to the first door. The man took the key and went to the first door. On the bench sat a Wearing a three-point style beauty, the beauty said you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you hehe~ The man chased and chased, and finally caught up, and then the beauty let him hehehe.

When the man returned home, he found that he had lost five catties.A few days later, he went to that store again, the lady owner was about to ask, but the man said, don’t ask, I’m a regular customer, and then he chose one thousand, and the lady owner gave him a key to open the second door. door.A beautiful woman is sitting on the bench, wearing nothing this time, saying that you are chasing me, if you catch up with me, I will let you hehehe.The men didn't catch up with the beauties, but they still did.The man went back and saw that he had lost another five catties.A few days later, the man went to the store again, ordered two thousand, and the owner gave him a key to open the third door.There is a female orangutan sitting in the third door, saying that I will chase you, if I catch you, you will let me hehehe.Then I lost weight like this"

After a while, the audience burst out laughing.

The author has something to say:

I wish you all three 18s to be realized together!