Tomie's Son Dazai[Comprehensive]

The day passed quickly, and night fell in a short while.The moon hangs together with the stars all over the night sky, exuding beautiful brilliance.It was already time to get off work, and the Armed Detective Agency hadn't had much to do recently, and since there was no need to work overtime, the people inside naturally left after get off work.

As for Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo, they went to drink at an izakaya on the side of the street after get off work, and the bill was naturally paid by Kunikida Doppo who lost the bet before.

After a few cups, a slightly drunk look appeared on the faces of both of them.The wine he drank after get off work after a hard day was very delicious. Kunikida Doppo felt that his exhaustion from the day had dissipated, and he let out a sigh of enjoyment.

Osamu Dazai next to him also showed a face of enjoyment after drinking a few glasses of wine, but his expression was still heavily depressed.

"That's why! It's really too much!" The wine glass in Osamu Dazai's hand was placed heavily on the table by him, making a "pop" sound.

The black-haired man lazily leaned his face on the table, and let out a humming sound that seemed to be wronged. He was as pitiful and cute as a small animal, and said in a drawn-out voice, "I'm so-so sincerely going to invite that The girl died with me but was treated like a suspicious person. I am so hurt. I am not a suspicious person, just a suicidal hobby looking for a beautiful woman to strangle me with her soft hands By."

"You deserve it." Kunikida Doppo sneered, staring at the wine glass in a trance because of drunkenness, he said: "It also caused me to make a special trip to bring you back. Even I was regarded as suspicious It's a character. Don't ask a girl to use her soft hands, but use my rough hands to strangle you to death."

"Even Kunikida-kun said that—?" Osamu Dazai continued to stretch his tone, and said in a lazy voice: "And I don't want to be strangled to death by Kunikida-kun. What I'm looking for is a cute girl. .But I really meant to invite the kid, and it hurts to be turned down."

"You bastard, don't say such things to me in such a frivolous manner." Kunikida Doppo rubbed his temple with a headache.

"Kunikida-kun is still so serious." A slightly drunken voice with a smile came from Osamu Dazai's mouth.

Kunikida Doppo blinked, shook his head, and cleared up his dizzy brain, but in this slightly drunk state, he still made fun of Osamu Dazai that he would not usually say: "Why? No Call me senior? Junior gentleman."

Probably because it is relatively rare to be called a senior. These days, Dazai Osamu who has been by his side kept calling him senior, senior, Kunikida Doppo is actually quite useful.Just pretending not to care.

Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then immediately got up from the table, looked at him with a smirk, and said, "What? Kunikida-kun wants to hear me call you senior so much?"

"That's not true! Speaking of a junior like you who disrespects seniors and causes trouble everywhere, I'm really unlucky for eight lifetimes!!" Kunikida Doppo, who didn't want to admit that he was very happy with the title "Senior", said angrily , under the influence of alcohol, began to complain non-stop: "I didn't know where I went all morning, I answered several calls just to answer your complaints, and I had to run to get you up, not only that, but also constantly Go hook up with girls..."

Seeing Kunikida Doppo keep telling what he did with a distorted face, Osamu Dazai looked away, coughed a few times, and said, "I didn't expect Kunikida-kun to have so many complaints against me."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, hammered the palm of his hand, made a movement of "thinking of a good way", and moved his whole body closer to Kunikida Doppo.

"What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai was too close, Kunikida Doppo could even smell the faint smell of alcohol and some medicine on his body.He pushed Dazai Osamu a little resistingly.But the bandages wrapped around Osamu Dazai's body were reflected in his eyes.

Speaking of which, this guy was always wrapped in so many bandages, so that when he first met Osamu Dazai, he thought he was a relatively sick person.

"Hmph." Dazai Osamu, who was staring at Kunikida Doppo, showed that disgusted expression, with the corners of his mouth crazily raised.

"Yeah, as compensation, let me call you senpai a few more times. After all, Kunikida-kun is the kind of useless senpai who would get dizzy with joy when he is called 'senior'." After Dazai Osamu finished speaking, he seemed to think Shouting like a mantra: "Senior, senior, senior, senior——"

Kunikida Doppo almost couldn't recognize the two syllables of "Senior". He covered his aching stomach and said, "Stop shouting, my stomach hurts."

"Congratulations~" Osamu Dazai said meanly.

"Get lost!" Kunikida Doppo replied angrily.

Kunikida Doppo, clutching his stomach, lay on the table, thinking in a trance: He really should go and buy a few bottles of stomach medicine, and also buy something to clear the heart and reduce the fire.Otherwise, if this continues, Kunikida Doppo is afraid that he will be angered by Dazai and go to the hospital.

"I feel like I've been on the verge of dying of anger every day since I got you as my partner." Kunikida Doppo sighed, and said, "I believe you were a vagrant before, after all, the person who can get along with you is probably It doesn't exist at all." Kunikida Doppo complained.

Osamu Dazai blinked, shook the wine glass in his hand, watched the liquid rippling in the glass, reflecting the light.Said softly: "Oh, there are people who can get along with me smoothly. Rather, sometimes I will be choked by him instead."

Is there anyone in this world who can get along with Osamu Dazai in peace?And can he choke that Osamu Dazai who speaks to death?

Kunikida Doppo turned his head in surprise, and asked, "Who is it? I have to learn from him."

"Learning from the scriptures hahahaha!! You are really interesting, senior!!" Hearing what Kunikida Doppo said, Dazai Osamu burst into laughter, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "But I'm afraid you won't be able to learn , after all, he is a man who can't complain, and can accept my suicide remarks calmly and naturally."

As Osamu Dazai said this, he made a slightly drunken voice, and said cheerfully, "Is he a very amazing man? This is the first time I've seen someone like him."

Hearing the intimacy revealed in Dazai Osamu's words, Kunikida Doppo asked a little subtly: "Is that your friend?"

Dazai nodded with a smile.

Kunikida Doppo laughed, and said, "It's incredible that you have friends. Did you go to any shrine?"

"Kunikida-kun is too much." Dazai Osamu sighed, showing a helpless smile, it seems that because of the dim and ambiguous lights at night, his eyes became very gentle, as if covered with a layer of mist.

"Of course I have friends too."

"My irreplaceable and most important friend." He said with a smile to Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo raised his eyebrows and looked at him with his head propped up, "Huh~", turned his head away, reached out to pick up his own wine glass, leaned back, let the wine flow down his throat, and used A somewhat awkward voice said, "That's really congratulations."

From Dazai Osamu's expression and words, Kunikida Doppo can feel that this friend is definitely not a casual relationship, but a soul friend.

It's really enviable.Most people in the world who are struggling in the world probably can't find the existence that can be called a true friend in their whole life.Osamu Dazai found someone who could say "he is my friend" with this expression and tone.

What a lucky guy.

"So, where is your friend now? Where does he work? Why doesn't he seem to have heard you?" Kunikida Doppo asked casually.

Osamu Dazai paused, but did not hide it, and said: "Because of some things, he fell into a coma. Although he woke up a few times during the period, he soon fell into a deep sleep again. Unfortunately, although I really want to personally Went to meet him, but always missed."

Kunikida Doppo never thought that he would get such an answer when he asked casually. He silently put down his glass, looked at Osamu Dazai seriously, and said, "I'm sorry."

"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, expressing that he didn't care about Kunikida Doppo's question.

"Is there nothing you can do with Dr. Yosano?" Kunikida Doppo asked with a frown.He didn't believe that Osamu Dazai would not have thought of asking Yosano Akiko to visit his friend.

"That doesn't seem to be a problem that can be solved physically or in terms of abilities." Dazai Osamu sighed and said.

Of course, he also ran over to find Bailan Jesso in private, but the other party only said that this was the price for bringing back the person who should have died.

After Osamu Dazai recalled this incident, he rarely showed a gloomy expression.

However, that was only for a moment, and Kunikida Doppo, who glanced aside, thought he was wrong.

The atmosphere between the two became silent.There was only the noise of people coming and going around.

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly, Kunikida Doppo seemed to realize something.

"Speaking of which, the wine I drank just now has reached the planned amount." The khaki-haired man wearing glasses finished his speechless speech solemnly, then nodded to Osamu Dazai, and said, "Hey, Dazai! Let's go !"

"Although I know that you are that kind of person, Kunikida-kun, I really didn't expect you to write down how much you drink in the plan." Osamu Dazai complained.

"Leave quickly, or you won't be able to get up tomorrow, and I will call to urge you." Kunikida Doppo said so, took out his wallet, and prepared to pay the bill.

"Oh? Is it so fast? Let's drink a little more." Osamu Dazai said lazily on the table.

"Drinking any more is bad for your health!! And it's already reached the planned amount! Get up quickly, I'll pay the bill——hmm!!" Kunikida Doppo hadn't finished speaking when Osamu Dazai jumped up suddenly Hold it down and drink it like crazy.

"Don't be so serious, it's okay to drink more! Come on! Kunikida-kun, don't be so serious." Dazai Osamu said with a smile and continued to pour Kunikida Doppo with wine.

Kunikida Doppo became dizzy after being gulped several times, and then got drunk as expected, his eyes turned into rings.

Before he lost consciousness, Osamu Dazai’s drunken laughter sounded in his ears, and he seemed to be singing ghostly lyrics like “I love drinking, drinking makes me happy.”

The bastard!After he wakes up, he must look good!

Kunikida Doppo thought so.However, what he didn't expect was that when he opened his eyes and woke up, he would see a picture of himself tightly bound by a rope and sitting on a chair.

? ? ? ! ! !

That guy Dazai would sell him while he was drunk, right? !