Tomie's Son Dazai[Comprehensive]

Tick, tick, tick.

The instruments in the room kept making slight noises, which should have made people feel noisy, but this sound made people feel extremely reassuring at this moment.

Osamu Dazai was sitting on the chair in front of the hospital bed, waving his hands briskly, and said, "That's the way it is, and then I and Kunikida-kun will knock down the bad guys, isn't it cool?"

Osamu Dazai had just finished talking to this person on the hospital bed about a certain case he and Kunikida Doppo had solved together.

He happily finished this somewhat dangerous case as if he was telling a story. According to Dazai Osamu, he solved the whole thing handsomely and gracefully, and saved the victim who almost died, even the senior Kunikida Doppo They all praised him.

Although in Dazai Osamu's words there are actually many places that make people unable to complain, and Kunikida Doppo didn't praise him endlessly but was half-dead by him, but if this person has woken up, he will definitely not complain about those things. Instead, he said seriously: "Dazai is really amazing."

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help softening his expression and looked at the person sleeping on the bed—his friend, Sakunosuke Oda.

He stretched out his hand to hold Oda Sakunosuke's wrist, feeling that the pulse on Oda Sakunosuke's wrist was still beating, Dazai put it back with some peace of mind, so that the quilt could cover it.

"After talking about my affairs, let's talk about the children of Xingsuke. I asked my acquaintances to help me deliver them to a family without children to take care of them, and also arranged relevant documents so that they can go to school properly. .”

"They miss you very much. Although I really want to arrange for them to come to see you, I am still afraid of any accidents. In addition, they are far away, so I didn't let them come over."

"They are all sensible children. Knowing that you are still in a coma, they didn't cry and say that they want to come to see you, but they really miss you."

"Me? Um...Of course I miss you too. When you wake up, we're going to have a drink together."

With a gentle smile on his face, Osamu Dazai calmly looked at the wine-red haired man who seemed to be asleep. After a moment of silence, he said softly, "When will you wake up?"

"I'm really looking forward to your novel."

"Where will you write it?" Osamu Dazai thought while supporting his head, then closed his eyes, and laughed while imagining.

"It must be a room near the sea, with windows that can be illuminated by warm sunlight."

"There, you will definitely be able to write the best novels. I will be the first reader to read your novels."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai stayed silent for a while longer, but when he got up from the chair and was about to leave, he saw the piece of paper on the bedside.

In the past few years of coma, Oda Sakunosuke woke up once, but he quickly fell into a coma again, each time Osamu Dazai failed to catch up with the time when he woke up.Although I wanted to use electronic communication or something, Osamu Dazai was useless just in case.The current Oda Sakunosuke cannot bear the slightest risk.

Probably because he understood Dazai Osamu's thoughts, Oda Sakunosuke wrote a few words on the paper after waking up last time.

--thanks.

--Thanks for your hard work.

——I am very happy, and hope that when I really wake up, I can see you in person.

Because Oda Sakunosuke has been in a coma for too long, the words he wrote are also like children's graffiti, but they clearly reveal his own style.

The time between them is always staggered, so Osamu Dazai recorded his words in this room, and Sakunosuke Oda would always turn on the tape recorder and stick it to his ear to listen during the short time when he woke up.

Looking at the words on the paper, Osamu Dazai imagined the expression Oda Sakunosuke would show when listening to the tape recorder, and couldn't help laughing.

"I will definitely let you really wake up." Osamu Dazai said softly with his eyes lowered.

"When you wake up, go and realize your dreams. Ah, yes, remember to come to the Armed Detective Agency to see me. Although I am still immature, I am already a detective who can help others Yes. You may be surprised when you see my change, I am looking forward to your expression at that time."

"Although Kunikida-kun is always mad at me." Osamu Dazai coughed a few times.

"Anyway, wake up quickly." He said with a smile.

"When the time comes, let's go to a bar together."

···

When Osamu Dazai woke up, he blinked a little dazedly, physical tears slipped from the corners of his eyes, he stretched lazily, yawned, and rolled on the soft bed .

"I had a previous dream." He looked at the white ceiling above his head and said calmly.

He was silent for a while, his body was limp after waking up, which made Osamu Dazai want to lie down for a while, and sort out the thoughts in his mind by the way.

I drank a lot of wine with Kunikida-kun last night, and Kunikida-kun who got drunk was helped back home by him.

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound outside the door. Osamu Dazai blinked, sat up from the bed, hammered the palm of his hand, and said, "By the way, Kunikida-kun is still outside."

When Osamu Dazai finished washing and slowly opened the door, he found Doppo Kunikida who was tightly bound by him was struggling like a wriggling caterpillar.

He walked over without feeling guilty at all, instead he waved to Kunikida Doppo with a smile and said, "Yahho~ Good morning! What a beautiful day! Kunikida-kun!"

"Good morning, you're so tall!!!" Kunikida Doppo, whose hands and feet were tied up with ropes, bulged his veins, and roared with a ferocious face, "Why did you tie me up, you bastard?!"

When he woke up, he thought he was betrayed by Osamu Dazai while he was drunk.

"Why did you tie Kunikida-kun up?" Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin in a contemplative state, and naturally said explosive words: "Probably because Kunikida-kun, who was drunk last night, kept hugging me and refused to accept me." Let go, and keep sexually harassing me. I really have no choice but to tie you up first."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

He stiffened into a wooden man, and said in disbelief: "Really?"

no?Although he has been single for many years, he wouldn't be such a beast, would he? !Although Kunikida Doppo admits that he does think Osamu Dazai is good-looking, but...

Kunikida Doppo twisted his face and looked at Osamu Dazai in disbelief.

The black-haired man turned his face away, his body trembled, and he said in a voice suppressed by countless grievances: "I heard that some seniors who have been single for a long time will attack their juniors, but I didn't expect you, Kunikida-kun... Forget it , it’s okay, after all, you are a senior—”

With a "click", Kunikida Doppo was completely petrified and shattered.

Kunikida is alone, and can't get up again.

Let me explain here, this is a man who hates "authority" very much. Naturally, Kunikida is disgusted by using his status as a senior to sexually harass his juniors. In the end, he did not expect that he would do such a thing after being drunk. , and is not about to admit it.

Kunikida Doppo was about to speak guiltily, but Dazai Osamu, who had been holding back his laughter for a long time, suddenly turned around, laughed, and said with a mean expression: "I lied to you. Actually, I was drunk After that, he tied up Kunikida-kun who was struggling all the time in a daze."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! It broke with a "snap", making him struggle angrily like a beast that lost its mind.

Because Dazai Osamu was not tied tightly, Kunikida Doppo struggled and tore off the rope on his body.Holding one position for a long time made him feel paralyzed all over, but the angry Kunikida Doppo still surpassed his limit, grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook it non-stop.

"Slightly, slightly, slightly --" Osamu Dazai, who was being shaken, made a lisp, and said, "I'm going to die la la la la la la la --"

"It just happens to fulfill you!!" Kunikida Doppo roared.

"Dinglingling——" Kunikida Doppo's cell phone in his pocket rang suddenly, he was stunned for a moment, put down Osamu Dazai whose eyes were circled, and connected the phone.

"Hey?"

"Yes, yes, I see. Can't find me? Ah, because I'm at Dazai's house now. No, no, it's not what you think. I was drunk last night, and Dazai helped him to sleep at his house one night."

"What do you think?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously, trying to push Kunikida Doppo's head away, but was pushed down instead.Osamu Dazai, who was pushed down, was still struggling, muttering: "Let me see! Let me see!"

"Shut up!" Kunikida Doppo yelled in a low voice, and then said to the phone: "I'm going to wash up first, and I'll be there soon."

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

"What's the matter? Is there a new mission?" Osamu Dazai, who was lazily leaning on him, asked.

"Well, it's Miss Secretary calling, saying that we are going to investigate people who are always missing in a certain place." After finishing what the president's secretary just conveyed on his behalf with a serious expression, Kunikida Doppo said again: "There is no time to go back. Now, do you have any new clothes that you can lend me? I'll take a quick shower first."

Last night Kunikida Doppo was drunk by Dazai Osamu. After that guy took his wallet to pay the bill, he didn't leave his wallet behind. Instead, he helped Kunikida Doppo back home—even though he still took Kunikida Doppo back. tied up.

In short, the night passed, Kunikida Doppo's clothes were wrinkled and smelled of alcohol, and there was no time for him to go back to his house to take a bath.He could only borrow a piece of clothing from Osamu Dazai to take a bath first.Although he doubted whether Osamu Dazai had any clothes for him to wear.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and said, "It just happened that I bought a piece of clothing that was too big last time, and it has been left in the closet after washing. I will bring it for you to wear."

"Go and wash first, after all time waits for no one." Osamu Dazai said as he walked towards the room.

Although he doubted when Dazai Osamu was so considerate, the anxious Kunikida Doppo still went to take a battle bath first.After all, time waits for no one, Kunikida Doppo still hopes that he can reach the mission location quickly.

…If he knew what clothes Osamu Dazai would throw at him, Kunikida Doppo would probably not die.

About half an hour later, she was wearing pink loose long sleeves with the words "Long live the beautiful girl!" ! ’ Kunikida Doppo stood stiffly on the street.He could feel the unbelievably hot gazes of people passing by staring at him, and Dazai Osamu who was standing next to him kept making small animal-like puff puff puff puff sounds, but this sound sounded like a sound to Kunikida Doppo's ears at this time The voice of the devil is average.

"Mom, that uncle is dressed so strangely." A little girl passing by suddenly pointed at Kunikida Doppo, and said in her innocent voice.

The mother who was holding her hand hurriedly pulled her to walk faster, and she could vaguely hear her say: "Don't look!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Sure enough, he still thought about how to bury Osamu Dazai.