Tomie's Son Dazai[Comprehensive]

Recently, Kunikida Doppo has something that bothers him very much.

Readers and friends who read this must be able to guess.Yes, the thing that bothered him was the man named Osamu Dazai who had just become his partner.

Kunikida Doppo thought so, and looked at the black-haired man walking in front of him.The man in the beige coat was humming a tune that he didn't know where he heard it. He put his hands in his pockets and looked cheerful as he walked.He looked very slender and thin, but he was tall, and his neck was covered with bandages, hidden under his collar.

Noticing Kunikida Doppo's gaze, Osamu Dazai turned his head, waved to him, and said with a smile: "Hey—— Kunikida-kun, if you don't hurry up, the snacks you want to buy for Ranpo-san may have to be sold It's all gone! That thing is a big hit recently."

"Shut up! If it wasn't because you jumped into the river suddenly just now! I still have to fish you up, we would have arrived long ago!" Kunikida Doppo roared angrily.

Osamu Dazai, his new partner, is a very, very strange guy.Although the name is serious and the face is very good-looking, but the behavior is very strange.In Kunikida Doppo's life so far, he has never seen anyone like Osamu Dazai.

Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu just came out of the Armed Detective Agency in order to purchase the necessary things for the Armed Detective Agency. Originally, according to Kunikida Doppo’s plan, it should be exactly 10 minutes and 56 seconds from when they came out to when they returned to the Armed Detective Agency after shopping. Yes, at a time when you can buy necessary things without rushing away.

As a result, when they came out, Kunikida Doppo didn't pay attention for a while, and Dazai suddenly found a river and jumped into it. Kunikida Doppo didn't want to talk to him anymore. After all, Dazai Osamu's suicide has been the norm these days. It's just a small routine for him.

But he didn't want the Armed Detective Agency to receive another complaint call because of Osamu Dazai's suicide by drowning in the water... In short, Doppo Kunikida jumped down and fished Osamu Dazai.

When he dragged Osamu Dazai up, both of them undoubtedly became drenched, and there was no way to continue shopping like this, so they could only go back and change into a new set of clothes.

This also caused them to rush to the snack shop to buy snacks for the axis Edogawa Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency.After all, the matter of Edogawa Ranpo can be said to be the top priority, and the snacks that the other party wants are things that have been sold recently, and they can be easily snatched up.

But even though Osamu Dazai has such an unscrupulous appearance now, Doppo Kunikida will never forget the terrifying and cruel side he showed during the entrance examination.He seems to have been watching everyone, the abyss of the whole world, with piercing eyes.

Kunikida Doppo has been guessing about the past of this man named Dazai Osamu who just arrived.Although Osamu Dazai always joked that he was a vagrant before, Kunikida Doppo felt that there must be some kind of darkness that cannot be easily explained.

The main reason is that Edogawa Ranpo from the detective agency showed a familiar attitude towards Dazai Osamu, which really surprised Kunikida Doppo.But every time he wanted to ask, Osamu Dazai would casually change the subject.

Kunikida Doppo sighed.

Speaking of which, Dazai Osamu's appearance is very attractive, even with critical eyes.Even Kunikida Doppo has to admit that he is indeed very good-looking, and there is a very unique charm in his words and deeds, so it is only natural that he will be popular.

But this is not the reason for him to strike up a conversation with women! !

Thinking of this, Kunikida Doppo dragged Osamu Dazai back with a headache.

Dazai Osamu over there was holding a woman's hand, talking about something affectionately, nothing more than those messy words, after being pulled over by Kunikida Doppo, he still pulled his face and said: " What are you doing, senior."

"Don't strike up a conversation so frivolously! By the way, I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes with a junior like you, right?!" Kunikida Doppo said frantically.

"Could it be that you are jealous of my popularity?" He said with a smile.

"No!" Kunikida Doppo tapped his head.

"Oh! It hurts!" Osamu Dazai shouted while covering his head.

...He really didn't envy Dazai Osamu's popularity, well, even if he did, it might be just a little bit, really just a little bit!

In fact, Kunikida Doppo considers himself to be a good-tempered person, but Osamu Dazai always seems to be able to easily make him fly into a rage.However, in his "ideal", he didn't write that his partner would be a suicidal maniac like Osamu Dazai.

Kunikida Doppo thought with a headache.

"Speaking of which, senior, do you still remember? I lost the bet earlier and wanted to buy me a drink." Osamu Dazai said with that sinister face with a smile.

There is indeed such a thing. Some time ago, Kunikida Doppo and Osamu Dazai had a bet on a certain mission, and they lost as a matter of course. Speaking of which, this guy's feeling of seeing through everything is really annoying.But knowing this, he must be an idiot for betting with Osamu Dazai.

"Senior~" Osamu Dazai approached him, his black hair emphasizing the word "Senior" intentionally in an annoying way.

Ahh, what a nuisance.

"I know, I know!" Kunikida Doppo said helplessly.

So Osamu Dazai laughed happily, with a look of success on his face.

Dazai Osamu, who was guaranteed by Kunikida Doppo, walked more briskly, and began to hum an unknown tune again.If you listen carefully, you can hear some kind of weird suicide.

Looking at his appearance, Kunikida Doppo really felt that he was an unpredictable person, he always pretended to be stupid on weekdays, his face was disheveled and frivolous, but from time to time there was a terrifying darkness.

But no matter what, the first task now is to help the Armed Detective Agency purchase supplies.

Kunikida Doppo put aside the thoughts in his mind and started to run.

"Kunikida-kun~~~ Don't run so fast, I can't catch up." Osamu Dazai said lazily after being thrown behind.

"Follow up! You lazybones! If you don't hurry up, you may not be able to buy what Mr. Ranpo wants!" Kunikida Doppo shouted, feeling a little pain in his stomach.

Rather, since he met Osamu Dazai, he has been living with a stomachache.Sure enough, I'd better buy some stomach medicine after get off work just in case.

The two ran for a while, and finally arrived at the shop that sold limited snacks, and bought the item Edogawa Ranpo wanted.Congratulations on successfully buying it, otherwise Edogawa Ranpo might be very angry and lose energy if he didn't get the dim sum he wanted.

When he got it, Kunikida Doppo's heart finally settled down, but when he looked at these things, he suddenly remembered that Edogawa Ranpo would often feed Dazai Osamu with some snacks.

This is not a very special thing, but the intimacy revealed in it really made Kunikida Doppo very concerned.Last time, he even accidentally saw Edogawa Ranpo leaning lazily on Dazai Osamu's body.

Kunikida Doppo glanced at the black-haired man who was picking out dish soap, and asked, "Hey, Dazai, did you and Ranpo-san know each other before?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai made a perfunctory voice, looked left and right at the two bottles of dishwashing liquid he was holding in his hands, turned his head with an expression like a child picking out snacks, and asked with sparkling eyes: "Kunikida Jun, which of these two dishwashing liquids is better for suicide? The lemon flavor is really good, but the other flavors are also good."

"Don't discuss this kind of topic with me seriously?!" Kunikida Doppo said frantically, grabbed Osamu Dazai and shook him hard, trying to shake the water out of his mind.

Osamu Dazai who was shaken made a lisp.

Kunikida Doppo looked at him and became angry, and said, "Also, don't change the subject for me."

"Guess?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Knowing that nothing could be pried out of this mouth, Kunikida Doppo had no choice but to hold back.

With such a partner, he had a premonition that his heart would be more tired in the future.

When it was time to check out, the two suddenly heard the two aunts next to them discussing something.

"It's really scary. It feels like there have been many incidents of buildings being bombed in the past few years." The aunt in the dress said sadly.

"I heard that when you go to the scene, you can always see men in black clothes. It's scary."

Dazai blinked.

"It's someone from the Port Mafia." Kunikida Doppo said softly, with a serious expression on his face.And most of them are the feared vicious dog in the port mafia, Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Osamu Dazai was noncommittal, thinking with a bit of a headache: Akutagawa's character is still so aggressive.

Osamu Dazai, a former Port Mafia executive, shrugged.

However, when Osamu Dazai, who was regarded as a belief, disappeared, Ryunosuke Akutagawa might have fallen into a runaway state like a vicious dog without a collar all of a sudden.

Unfortunately, he won't be going back.

Osamu Dazai thought about this, and with a hearty smile on his face again, he said to Kunikida Doppo: "I'll try a new suicide method as soon as I get back. I'm really looking forward to it."

"Work hard for me, you bastard!!"

When the two returned to the Armed Detective Agency together, Edogawa Ranpo was impatient to wait, and saw that they finally came back.

Edogawa Ranpo, who was half lying on the soft chair, suddenly jumped up, shouting "You guys are back!" and ran over with strides.

"Mr. Ranpo, here is the dessert you want." Kunikida Doppo understood the bag and handed it to Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo glanced at the snacks in the bag, patted Kunikida Doppo happily, and said, "Well done! Kunikida! You have lived up to my teaching!"

"You're right." Kunikida Doppo said with a smile.

Every time he sees this scene, Osamu Dazai always wonders if Kunikida Doppo's brain is broken, but after getting used to it, he finds it quite amusing.

Kunikida Doppo originally planned to say something, but suddenly realized something, and said to Edogawa Ranpo: "By the way, we are back, Mr. Ranpo."

This is a response to Edogawa Ranpo's sentence "You are back!" just now.

Dazai Osamu looked at Kunikida Doppo, blinked, then turned his head, and showed a refreshing smile to Edogawa Ranpo, and said, "By the way, we are back, Mr. Ranpo!"

"Don't talk like me!" Kunikida Doppo patted Osamu Dazai on the head.

"Tch, what a stingy senior."

This is an ordinary day of a man named Osamu Dazai at the Armed Detective Agency.