Yin fate has a share

I'm afraid this keyboard is going to be broken..."

"Here's his mother," Miao Fu changed a serious expression, "Li Jun'er, your mother-in-law is dead, hurry up." From this moment, he smoothly played two roles, and in the next second he pretended to be Li Jun and tapped the keyboard to slant. Glancing at her side, her face was full of disgust, "No, no, no, no." Turning around, Miao Fu changed back to Li Jun's mother, "Don't make fun of others." Changing the angle again, he continued to pretend to be Li Jun, " Just kidding, I can't hear you anyway."

Wang Sheng let out a hey. "This kid has such a big heart."

"What's the matter with this child! Go cry twice!" Miao Fu's expression changed, and he looked impatient, "I can't cry, I'll laugh when I turn around."

"Is it plausible!"

"This brat hasten to go!"

Teacher Wang continued to speak on the sidelines. "Yes, it is necessary."

"I really can't, I don't know how to cry!" Miao Fu switched between the two roles with ease, "What's the matter, Mom will teach you!" As he said, he grabbed the handkerchief on the stage, " You take a handkerchief and fold it into a square, just enough to cover your face. Cover your face and go straight to the alley, and start crying as soon as you enter the alley, don’t get up if anyone pulls you, and get up again when dinner is served.”

"This, this, does this work?"

"Of course you're joking!" Miao Fu waved his hand complacently, "Your mother has experience! When your grandma died, when the coffin board was lifted out, your mother let go of this hair and rushed towards it, mother! "As he spoke, Wang Sheng grabbed his arm.

"I just said that the next one is you. Hey..."

"Everything is one spirit! This is Hashu!"

"All right, all right, then Li Jun'er will follow suit?"

"As soon as he thought about it, his mother-in-law is dead, so let's go and cry a little bit. Get your handkerchief ready, and start crying as soon as you enter the alley... Dad!"

Wang Sheng snatched his handkerchief away.He pointed it out calmly. "Crying to the wrong person."

Miao Fu took the handkerchief again and covered his face, howling loudly. "Who!"

"Who are you asking! Mother-in-law, Mom is dead!"

"Listen to you, start again. Mom! Why are you dead? I'm not filial enough..." He changed his face, "The person next to him quickly persuaded him to get up quickly." He then covered his face , "I won't get up, I won't get up! The people next to him continued to persuade him, don't cry, don't cry." He covered his face again, "Crying won't make people cry! The people next to him said, what the hell do you see?" Taking down the handkerchief, Miao Fu looked up, "Ah Supermarket, I'm sorry."

"You've found the right place to kneel! Can you be more reliable?!"

Miao Fu spread his hands. "Look, this is my son-in-law crying for his mother-in-law. It's not true at all. But crying, if there is a lie, there is a truth. If there is a truth."

"What is it really?" Wang Sheng raised his hand and tilted his head to look at him.

"I'll tell you about our neighbors."

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"My neighbor, call him uncle. According to age, in terms of seniority, I'm called uncle."

Teacher Wang nodded. "Oh, there is no relationship, it's based on age."

"Yes, Uncle Liu. When his wife died, I remember that he was probably in his 40s. Two children, not very old. One may be four or five years old, and the other is still in his arms."

"Yo, that's really..." Wang Sheng shook his head.

"His daughter-in-law has suffered from cancer for several years." Miao Fu sighed and pursed his lips, "It's difficult, prostate cancer is not curable."

Teacher Wang's face immediately changed. "Teacher Miao..." He put a hand on Miao Fu's shoulder, "These two children were...stolen, right?"

"What's your name? Why did you steal it!"

"His daughter-in-law can get prostate cancer... oops," Wang Sheng shrugged, "Think about it, the audience, the amount of information...is a bit big..."

"True love!" "Together!" "YOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This mountain spirit under the stage is a hundred times smarter, not to mention that he has been observing and soaking in the human circle for many years, and the reform and opening up is advancing with the times.

"What are you trying to convey to the audience!" Miao Fu said, "What did I say?"

"You don't care about cancer! Anyway, no one gets that!"

"All right, all right, listen to you, all to your baby." He waved his hand and returned to the topic, "Cancer, it's dead. My uncle, he is a man, no matter how sad his wife is after death, he can't cry."

Wang Sheng nodded in response to him. "That's right, it's called a man who doesn't cry easily."

"Don't make people laugh." Miao Fu pointed at his face, "No matter how uncomfortable it is, the corners of his mouth have to smile. Even if the tears are swirling in the frame, they can't fall down. At that time, his wife was cremated and came home. He had a The brothers who have a good relationship are still here to persuade him."

"What did you say?"

Miao Fu changed a worried expression, and his voice was a little hoarse as if he had just cried. "Brother... don't feel bad. My sister-in-law is gone, so I'm sorry."

Wang Sheng was beside him, looking at him worriedly with his brows furrowed.

"You can't cry, you have to have that smiley feeling, you can't let my brother see a joke." As he spoke, Miao Fu opened his mouth to reveal a smile, and he could clearly see the heartbroken but forced smile, "Brother. "

The "brother" was called out, and the eyes were red, and the voice changed, as if trying to resist crying.Emotions are contagious, whether they are human or not, anyone with a long heart will feel uncomfortable watching it.There was only this sentence in the audience, and many audience members began to cover their mouths involuntarily.

"Brother is fine. How many years has my sister-in-law been..." He paused, as if he was about to swallow the tears in his stomach, "Relieved!" He spread his hands, "Brother is fine. Look at me in this state, my spirit is in a state of exhaustion." It's good. Brother, I didn't say hello today. Turn around! Turn around, let's have a table, let's have a good drink." He pursed his lips and seemed to be smiling, but he could see that every heart was tightened, " Go back, go back." Miao Fu arched his hands and bowed deeply.

Applause rang out in the three-story Jiugong Theater.

Miao Fu raised his head. "This is called not being able to cry. Tears can't really fall down after a while in the frame."

Wang Sheng looked at him. "Okay, darling, don't cry. I've seen it all."

"Okay, you understand me best." Miao Fu replied to him, and continued, "When will I be able to cry, when it's evening, there will be no one around. When I go back to the house and close the door, the two children, The little one is hugging in my arms, and the big one is hugging his legs and making trouble."

"What do you mean?"

"It's trouble, I need to find someone." Turning around, Miao Fu pretended to be the four or five-year-old child, pulling his trousers in a dynamic rhythm, "Dad, Dad, I want Mom! I want Mom!"

"You, you, be serious," Teacher Wang stopped, "Is this kid here for a rock concert or something..."

"Oh, I'll just learn it. The uncle said, don't want your mother, your mother has gone to your uncle's house." Miao Fu lowered his head to coax the child, "I can't go, and I can't come back after I go. Is this thing good?" It is easy to put the two children to sleep, turn off the lights, change the wedding photo into a black and white photo, a pair of red candles into funeral candles, there are no outsiders, and then play that sad music in the house."

"That's right, sorrow and joy."

Teacher Miao flicked his sleeves and began to sing leisurely. "You also say Liao Zhai, and I also say Liaozhai..."

"Don't let this go..." Wang Sheng waved his hands again and again, "The first seven are reasonable."

"I don't know what kind of tragic music there is, anyway! Anyway, it's really uncomfortable to hold the child at the moment, and the sadness starts from it." Miao Fu was about to cry, pretending to think about the child in his arms, "You are so cruel Ah, just leave as soon as you say. Leave me this nursing baby... I don’t have this equipment.”

"Why are you bringing this up..."

"When you get married, say that you don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, and you don't want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."

Wait a minute...what's wrong?Teacher Wang looked at him suspiciously.

"You really keep your word..."

"Is that what you said... Did you remember something wrong..."

"It's fine to leave, and I won't be offended. You are naturally timid, and now walking on the night road can be regarded as a chance to meet everyone. All of you here have seen or haven't seen dei, Do me a favor, give her a ride for a few dollars, or just tell her a cross talk, and don’t forget to tell her when you’re done, just say you heard it from Miaofu Wangsheng from the Qingqu Club.”

"Is there anyone who advertises like you?!" Wang Sheng put his hands in his hands, expressionless, "Why don't you say, friend, have you heard of Meow Wang?"

"Hey! Teacher Wang is still amazing! You all see, he is worthy of being from the Normal University," Miao Fu covered his mouth, "No, he is indeed a talented student who graduated from the Normal University, so he sold Amway easily. !Also, remember to talk about this rotten and cheap thing between us... If you don't know much about this, if you need it..."

Wang Sheng pushed him violently. "screw you!"

When Miao Fu came back, the two looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time took a step back and bowed on the spot!This crosstalk ends here!

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The two bowed, and there was thunderous applause on the third floor and the outer third floor of the Jiugong Theater Building, asking for their return.Of course, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng didn't intend to leave the stage either. They would definitely have to return. As for what they said, they were more casual.

"Oh, thank you very much for the enthusiastic audience friends. Even if you are on a different stage, you can deeply appreciate everyone's love for cross talk.