Yin fate has a share

Art love.Thank you so much. " Miao Fu bowed his hands to the left and right stage, "I came alone last time, and everyone said that there was no support from Teacher Wang Sheng, so I always felt that there was something wrong with it.Our two brothers are standing here today, and when we return to the scene, we will give you a serious look. "

"I'm still waiting..." Wang Sheng stretched out his hand to touch the table, "Did you drag me here this time to repay the debt from last time? Tell me honestly, what do you still owe?"

"Oh, little biscuit is going to be fucked." Miao Fu shrank immediately, pretending to be a dog with his head bowed, "Baby, you won't owe anything if you just chat with me on stage a few more times! I ensure!"

"Hmph..." Wang Sheng laughed dryly, "If you dare not come back to the show, Teacher Miao will punish you for this. It's not as good as your apprentice, who said that he is shameless and has to crawl back to the show. "

"It's not that you don't know, some people are the type of "talking about not wanting the body but being honest". "

"You know so much!" Mr. Wang covered his face, "This stage is finally out of the control of the Communist Party, so you can run out of lawlessness, right? This is still in front of the gods!"

"The gods are too..." Miao Fu raised his eyebrows a few times, and smiled like a fool, "They know how to appreciate the art of our cross talk."

"Yo..." Wang Sheng squinted at him, "You are so artistic. Hmph..."

"You are art, you are art, I like to see art like yours, okay?" Turning his head to face the audience, Miao Fu put on a solemn face again, "audience friends, be serious, I am My partner, Mr. Wang Sheng, is very good, really good.”

"You praised me, do you have anything good to say?"

"No matter what troubles I cause, he can bear me. Of course, he is not as easy to fuck as he used to be in recent years."

"Are there any good things to say?!"

"Don't fuck, don't fuck! What I want to say is that Teacher Wang Sheng is not afraid of me dragging him into trouble. After all these years, I am very grateful to him for this point, very grateful."

"...Partner, it should be." Wang Sheng lowered his head and carefully folded the handkerchief on the table and put it aside.

"Cross talk actors, stand together and say that cross talk pays attention to teasing, and a partner is very important. I can't live without him, and he can't live without me. Teacher Wang Sheng and I have known each other since we were children. I know him well. Since then, Mr. Wang has shown that extraordinary kind of a □ □ □ □ no, you calm down, you have the temperament of a talent."

Wang Sheng looked at him with a poker face.Miao Fu hurried over to appease his family's fanciful mood by stroking Mao twice.

"At that time we went to school, Chinese class, and studied Lu Xun's articles. Speaking of Mr. Lu..."

"Wait for Teacher Miao," Wang Sheng patted him on the shoulder, "That one cannot be called Mr. Lu, his surname is Zhou."

Miao Fu looked at him very puzzled. "Isn't Zhou Xun a girl? The one who played "Painted Skin"? Friends in the audience may be very familiar with this type of story."

"It's not her! Lu Xun is a pseudonym, his surname is Zhou, and his name is Zhou Shuren."

"Zhou Shuren? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you see, Teacher Wang is different from people like me. He is a talent. At that time, we recited it every day, and the five elements lacked five elements. Runtu and Yun, take a big fork..."

Wang Sheng immediately brought Miao Fu, who was beaming and pretending to be holding a fork to pierce that hunk, back to reality. "Who is missing the five elements! People are called Runtu because the five elements lack soil. Besides, what's the matter with Runtu and Yi here... Don't get too far away, which past event do you want to talk about?"

"Oh yes, it means that Mr. Wang's matter is not about Runtu's. Cough, it's like this, Mr. Lu... Mr. Zhou wrote an article." Miao Fu rested his chest with one hand, and recited slowly in a recitative voice, "in my In the back garden, you can see two trees outside the wall, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree." He rushed up to Wang Sheng and begged for praise, "That's right, did I recite it correctly? "

"It's not wrong to recite it."

"What I want to talk about here is Mr. Zhou's grammar, which is very profound. You see, the first sentence is about something, and the next one is about something, and the other is about it. At that time, the teacher asked us to use this kind of grammar. In a sentence, what the students wrote is all, I have two pens, one is a pencil, and the other is also a pencil. Everyone writes like this. It seems that they are all carved out of the same mold, which is boring. Here, teacher, it’s different, it’s so novel and so good! Those who hear it are sad and those who see it shed tears!”

"Am I writing a eulogy or something? What kind of heartache is shedding tears!"

"It's like this, you all listen to it and comment on it. Teacher Wang wrote," Miao Fu read slowly, still reciting, "I have two lovers, one is a woman, and the other... is not. .”

All the mountain spirits in the audience were stunned for a moment, then suddenly understood something, and laughed tacitly.

Being "understood" to this point, Wang Sheng was neither angry nor annoyed.He looked at the people around him with a smile on his hands. "It's over, they all heard it. You exposed yourself." He raised his eyebrows slightly, "I didn't mean to say it at all."

In the next second, Gai Miao Fu covered his face with his hands, and he walked around the stage before turning back. "Oh baby! Why are you so honest! How dare you explode so fiercely!"

Wang Sheng slapped him and pushed him out. "Nothing!"

Miao Fu was pushed out several steps, turned around and walked back cheerfully.He saw that his partner was pursing his mouth, and that smile with affectionate brows was the most beautiful and his favorite.He suddenly felt genuinely happy, happy to have him by his side, happy to have him standing by his side.In the warm applause, he raised his arms high and announced loudly.

"Miao Fu Wang Sheng Nine Palace Theater Crosstalk Conference, step down and bow!"

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At the end of the performance, Little Crow invited Miao Fu and Wang Sheng to the stage to talk.As soon as they walked out from the backstage of the theater, the two were immediately warmly welcomed by the audience. Looking around, various animals and plants waved their arms to them in different places, cheering one after another.Jingwei and Qunqing stood up to greet them.

"Thank you for your love, we two are very grateful." Miao Fu continued to salute with a smile on his face.Wang Sheng followed beside him and cupped his hands repeatedly.

"You two teachers have worked hard." Jingwei turned his eyes to Wang Sheng, smiling like a flower, "Knowing that Mr. Wang gave the Bodhi bracelet to Teacher Wang, Jingwei is very pleased."

"Oh, have you been seen?" Wang Sheng rolled up his cuffs, revealing the string of white bodhis that are as gentle as jade, "I would also like to thank God Jingwei for his generous gift."

"Strictly speaking, you can't see it. This white jade bodhi was originally the Laojun's thing. It was born with aura, and I have been with Jingwei for many years, so I can feel it. Jingwei said that this gift is at the disposal of the master. Give it to Mr. Wang, and then you know that in the mind of Mr. Wang, you are the only one who is worthy of this white jade bodhi."

Wang Sheng glanced at Miao Fu beside him, who was also looking at him.The two smiled at the same time.

"That's right, that's right," Miao Fu pressed Wang Sheng's wrist, "A person as beautiful as Mr. Wang has such beautiful hands, wearing them is very special."

Whether it fits or not doesn't really matter.Wang Sheng only knew that if he and his experience were reversed, this string of bodhisattvas must be in Miao Fu's hands now.That guy likes these Wenwan very much, isn't it natural to give it to him?What's more, I couldn't think of any second choice besides him.As for why Miao Fu was given to me...in that situation at the time...maybe it was to appease my irritable mood?Change the subject or something?who knows...

"Ah..." Wang Sheng sneered, "Obviously he was the one who worked hard on the performance, but in the end I got more rewards."

"That's a punishment, aren't you going to punish me? I didn't return last time."

"Wait a minute... did I tell you how to punish him?" Wang Sheng squinted at him.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, baby, forget the last sentence." Miao Fu immediately changed the subject, turned to Jing Wei with an apologetic smile on his face, "Well, this time I made a joke with the master, I hope you don't mind it .”

"Sir, just joking, don't worry about it." Jingwei was as generous as she said.

Lu Gong took a step forward and took out a small brocade box from his arms. "The two boys are very good! I have a golden pill here, and it is hard work for the young boy to perform in the middle of the night. You can take it and eat it. However, don't be greedy for more than one person, half a pill is enough for one person."

Qunqing explained to them with a smile. "Lu Gong is a respected master of herbal medicine in our world. Seeing the two teachers working hard at night to perform, he specially brought Luxian Dan, which can eliminate all diseases and wind evils, which can relieve the two teachers' hard work for days to the greatest extent. The two teachers work hard and conscientiously, please also pay attention to your body, I believe that in your world, many viewers are worried about you."

"Hey, this is indeed..." The two of them have a deep understanding of this kind of thing. For example, if you post a work-related Weibo post, you will immediately receive a lot of replies such as "pay attention to your body".

"Dissolve this golden elixir in warm water, drink it and it will take effect." Lu Gong brought it over with a brocade box in one hand.

Miao Fu took it with both hands respectfully. "Thank you, Duke Lu."

"Looking at how heroic Lu Gong is, I also gave away the valuable Lubitan pill, and I can't lag behind." Master Shen stroked his beard, took out a piece of white silk from his bosom, and pulled his long white beard a few times. Take the root down and wrap it in white silk.When I took a breath and opened it again, those beards all turned into thumb-thick ginseng.

"You all know this thing, use it. Since you