Yin fate has a share

This is outrageous. This time, Miao Fu was full of disgust, and he picked up his fan again, "My--the--meat--ah..." After singing, he continued with a few "hey"... The leaky place was transferred to Lian Cheng. "Hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey - it's also Lier in May, the third and fourth day of the fifth month, Cecilia Cheung asked Ting Feng and the two of us to visit..." It seemed that Teacher Wang was about to kill Staring at him, Miao Fu sang softly, "What's going on..."

"Is it plausible?!"

"Didn't you tell me to be so high!"

"That's not how it went..." Wang Sheng pointed, "Then...then it won't work!"

"Listen well," Miao Fu put on a posture, "my--meat--ah... woohoo!" Turning his head, "Okay, another one died."

"Okay, okay, take it, take it."

"Let's just say, these are hash numbers!"

"It's over, it's time for the son to cry, it's earth-shattering."

"You think about Mr. Wang, father is a mountain, and the mountain suddenly collapsed, what kind of mood do you have?" Miao Fu said solemnly, "Crying and holding the banner, this is your unique experience."

"I have no experience!"

Teacher Miao was stunned for a moment, then put Wang Sheng aside and continued. "It's the banner, the soul-inducing banner. There are two or two layers, and it says that..." He shook off a corner of the handkerchief and clamped it on the tip of the fan, explaining to everyone, "The lotus is blooming, see you in the west. Tathagata. This thing is obviously two or two heavy. It’s made of paper. It can’t walk on the shoulders, and it weighs more than a thousand catties.”

While speaking, he threw the fan tied with a handkerchief over his shoulder, and suddenly burst into tears. "Yeah, yah, yah! You can kill whatever you say!"

Wang Sheng and the friends in the audience were stunned.

Ms. Miao's expression is devoted, and the performance is even more devoted. "What's the PIN of your bank card? Oh my god, you just die... Justbeit, die!" After singing this passage, he put up his fan, "See, that's it I can't walk anymore."

Wang Sheng's expression ranged from stunned to desperately trying to dissuade him, and now he was expressionless. "I won't pursue your words. Let me know before you enter the character in the future? It scared me to death."

"Hey, that's jumping in and jumping out!"

"No, wait a minute... According to what I see now, this funeral is very civilized and civilized. Without this kind of howling, it's nothing serious." Wang Sheng waved his hand, "Modern people talk about happy events. Mourning, weddings and funerals."

"Oh, what do you mean, this flag should be as heavy as it should be, I can express whatever I want, and I can speak as I want?"

"Eh yes!"

"Oh okay, then I'll give a show." Miao Fu put his fan back up, raised his chest and raised his head in a friendly manner, "I'll carry the banner... oh," he looked around with clear eyes, "It's a good day! Heh!" Miao Fu raised his hand to say hello, "Brother Wang! Are you crying? I... my father is dead!" He winked and started laughing.

Teacher Wang couldn't look directly at this expression. "What happened to you getting killed!"

"Happy mourning! I'll bury him." He greeted casually, "Come back to play cards at noon! Ah, the air is really good." Miao Fu rubbed his belly and began to dance happily, "The sun is shining! The flowers are right I laughed! Xiaoniao said early, why are you wearing a filial piety? My father died, so I'm going to wear a filial piety, hahaha..."

Before he finished laughing magically, Wang Sheng pushed him out.All the audience quickly laughed together like crazy.

Miao Fu walked five steps on the stage before coming back. "Why, what's the matter?"

"What's wrong with this!"

"Isn't that what you said!"

"Did I tell you to sing nonsense?!"

"This, what is this, isn't this just... that, excessive sadness, extreme sadness is joy! Didn't you say you were happy!"

"All right, all right, you really make sense..." Wang Sheng admitted, "That's the end of this sentence... the next one should be..."

"Daughter-in-law crying for mother-in-law, it's hypocritical!"

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"Daughter-in-law crying for mother-in-law is called... hypocrisy? Really?" Wang Sheng frowned and looked sideways at him.

Miao Fu waved his hand. "It's fake, it's all fake!" Seeing Mr. Wang's unconvincing expression, he clapped his hands together, "Think about it, there is nothing real about it, this is the eternal number You know. You can give you [-] examples with your eyes closed. Think about it, the old lady taught the child how to put on clothes for three years, and the daughter-in-law taught him to take off in one second. The old lady taught the child one year How to stand up, the daughter-in-law taught him to lie down in three seconds. Isn't it?"

"Ah... I'm speechless."

"This has been a contradiction since ancient times, and there is no way to reconcile it. You are not filial when you are alive, but you have to let people see it after death! Otherwise, people will laugh and say that the daughter-in-law here is not filial. Tie a hemp rope on your head, wear a Xiaoyi, kneel on the straw mat." While speaking, Miao Fu picked up the handkerchief again and gestured, "When people come, they start crying!" After speaking, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Oh my god, why did you kill me?" This is not enough filial piety! You say you will die if you die, brother! Come and sit over there!"

Wang Sheng looked at his amazing skill of turning faces like a book in shock.

"Hey mom, how do you say you're dead... Hey brother Liu! Suili is there..."

Wang Sheng grabbed him. "Calm down! Why do you have so many things!"

"Isn't this a show? Xue Wei is exaggerating a bit, but I can tell everyone with certainty that this hasn't reached point G yet."

"I...you wait!" Teacher Wang grabbed Miao Fu's wrist like lightning, "What word did you just say?"

"It's that... the climax of the performance." Teacher Miao frowned at him, "You know it!"

"what!"

"Listen to me, it will be here soon! Go over and lift the coffin, and it will start as soon as the coffin is lifted out! Stanislavsky, Brecht, and Mei Lanfang can't keep up with this one !"

"Oh? How do you say that?!"

"As soon as the coffin comes out, she's going to hit the coffin with her head!"

"What, are you really going to hit me?"

"How is that possible? Before neng, I wanted to spread this hair out. By the way, it was disheveled. The first purpose is to look miserable, cry too much, and not look like a human being. The second is to add some resistance, which is also a cover-up. Hide this hand in your hair, and go directly to knock on that coffin board. Duangduang's, added special effects in a second."

"Hey...this ability is really great..."

"As soon as the coffin is lifted out...Dad! I cried and started again, Mom! I haven't cried enough yet! Take me away!" Closing his eyes and crying, Miao Fu raised his hand to his ear and smashed Think of that imaginary coffin board.

Wang Sheng looked at him and shook his head. "I can really play you..."

"This is an unfortunate thing to tell everyone. The old lady left too quickly. The coffin was not planed clean, and there was a stubble left there. As soon as it hit it...Mom, take me away. Click!" Teacher Miao was still working hard. It was performing hitting the coffin, and the movement suddenly froze.

"The hair is hanging!"

"I'm not going!"

Wang Sheng pushed him away in disgust. "Come on, stop! Who wants you..."

"Me!" Someone shouted from the audience.

"Eh?" Wang Sheng followed the voice and looked towards the auditorium, where a large group of prosperous Ho Hau Hua's foxes were sitting, "Everyone is really enthusiastic, even those who are so hypocritical."

"Thanks to everyone's love, in fact," Miao Fu put his hands together, and said very frankly, "It is enough for Teacher Wang Sheng to want me."

It's true that you are the only one among those who talk about cross talk.Wang Sheng glanced at him and didn't answer this sentence, anyway, he would understand even if he didn't say it himself. "Stop talking to others. Come back quickly and you haven't finished talking yet. I believe the hypocrisy of a daughter-in-law crying for her mother-in-law here, and there is another sentence about a son-in-law crying for his mother-in-law."

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"It's even more fake for my son-in-law to cry about my mother-in-law, and the wild donkey farts."

"Teacher A Miao, can you tell me about these meanings?"

"There are no outsiders here," Miao Fu pointed behind him, "We have one, everyone, don't go out and talk nonsense. Because it's all true."

"What's the point!"

"It's not good to talk about it." Miao Fu nodded. "I won't reveal his name here. Everyone knows that there is such a person. When Li Jun'er's mother-in-law died..."

"Didn't you just say it!" Wang Sheng pointed at him and shook his wrist, "What else is "the mother-in-law"? How many mother-in-laws does he have? ! "

"Don't ask me, ask him himself, how many times did he follow his father-in-law's ceremony when his mother-in-law passed away. This is all true, and you can't say nothing about his father-in-law's hobby. "

Teacher Wang wished he could walk off the stage on the spot.He walked around the stage, came back and put his hands on Miao Fu's shoulders to enlighten him earnestly. "When it comes to cross talk, don't keep telling the truth so much, leave a way for people to escape."

"Let's go on, when Li Jun'er's mother-in-law died, he was playing games with his family." Miao Fu waved his hands and made a gesture of typing on the keyboard, "I don't know if it's a monster or Lu, he was typing on the keyboard with that crazy man chi chi chi..."

Wang Sheng stared at his movements worriedly. "