[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

The room was relatively dark, and there were several dishes of appetizers, wine bowls and a jar of wine on the table by the window.

The man was sitting at the table, looking at her with his head half-raised, with a trace of drunk laziness.

But even though the man was slightly drunk, Lu Fengxian still couldn't help being wary.

He is like a ferocious beast on the prairie, lurking in the grass, jumping out to bite someone at some point.

When Lu Fengxian was looking at him, he was also looking at her.

He picked up the wine bowl on the table and suddenly threw it at Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian took a few steps slowly to the side, and the wine bowl just hit the window.

With a bang, the window closed.

The wine bowl shattered, and the wine spilled out. It was precisely because of the few steps Lu Fengxian moved that the splashed wine did not touch her body.

She sniffed and said with a smile: "It's a pity for this bowl of wine. This bowl of wine is from Bingzhou."

The man couldn't help but look at her more solemnly.

He laughed and said cheerfully: "You little lady is really extraordinary, you are probably the only one in the world who dares to beat a family member in the street."

He didn't know the emperor, or didn't recognize the emperor.

This is fine.

Lu Fengxian felt relieved, and said: "There are only people in the world who I don't want to beat, and there is no one I can't beat."

"Okay!" He slapped the table fiercely, exclaimed in admiration, and looked at her more appreciatively, even with a bit of a man's lust for a woman.

Lu Fengxian raised her foot, stepped on the edge of the stool he was sitting on, and said coldly: "Put your eyes away, I'm not a woman, if you look at me like this again, I'll gouge your eyes out."

He smiled boldly, "Only men can know whether you are a woman or not. Do you want to try?"

Lu Fengxian sneered: "Then let me test how tough you are."

She kicked the stool the man was sitting on.

The man didn't even move, he laughed in his heart: Sure enough, it was the trick of the little lady kicking the stool and throwing the cup, heh, how strong can a woman be?

He couldn't help but despise it.

However, to his surprise, she just kicked him lightly, and his whole body flew along with the stool, tilting uncontrollably to the ground.

He jumped up suddenly, avoiding the stool, with a solemn expression: "I didn't expect you to have some strength."

Lu Fengxian tilted her head and stretched her neck with a "click".

She sneered: "However, you are too soft."

The man said angrily: "It was just my momentary carelessness, come again!"

He didn't regard her as an ordinary little lady, but regarded her as a real enemy, and he attacked her directly in the face like lightning.

Lu Fengxian raised her hand and used her arm to block in front of her.

Her thigh was not as thick as his arm, and her arm was like a firewood stick in his eyes. After such a punch, he would have to destroy this beautiful arm, right?

He reminded aloud: "Be careful!"

Lu Fengxian thought that he was underestimating him, so he laughed angrily, "Take care of yourself first, you idiot!"

good!You asked for it!

He didn't stop, just punched him.

Just when his fist the size of a sandbag touched her arm, he felt as if he had punched the wall. Her arm was so stiff that it shook his bones to produce a sore pain and a tingling sensation from the pain. .

The next moment, her arm wrapped around his thick arm like a dragon.

Not good!

Fearing her strength, he also attacked her with the other hand.

Her movements were even faster, her fingers pinched the vigorous muscles on his arm, and with a twist, he couldn't control his arm, and let her pinch his arm and hit his fist.

He hurriedly withdrew his hands, but she didn't know how to restrain herself, and wrapped her hands around his arms.

He grabbed it with his backhand, but she pinched his left and right arms and crossed them left and right.

"Good skill!" His arm hurt unbearably, but he praised her more and more.

While boasting, he did not forget to kick him.

Lu Fengxian, who is obviously a woman, contained terrifying strength in her body. She dodged his kicks and even pulled his arms around, as if leading him to dance, directly turning his arms into an embrace His own posture into the arms.

His face turned dark, thinking that he became famous at a young age, gained countless military exploits on the battlefield, and today he was defeated by a woman. If he said it, he would have no face!

He struggled hard, with this kind of strength, he could almost pull up a big tree as thick as his waist, but this weird woman was still motionless.

Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "How is it? Are you convinced?"

Being suppressed to such an extent, even if you don't accept it, you have to accept it.

"You rock."

Lu Fengxian snorted softly: "Of course, let's see if you dare to mistake me for a woman again in the future."

"..." Coauthor, are you angry about this matter?But aren't you a woman?

Magical people really have magic.

He looked at his imprisoned state, and immediately said: "Sorry, it was my fault before."

Only then did Lu Fengxian let go of her hand.

As soon as his hand was free, he immediately turned around, looked at Lu Fengxian closely, and said enthusiastically: "Since ancient times, heroes have come out... Well, young man, I'm Dong Zhuo, whose name is Zhongying, I don't know how to call you... Xiao brother?"

While talking, he secretly looked at Lu Fengxian, seeing that she was quite satisfied with his address to her, and only then did he understand what kind of misunderstanding this girl had about him.

Interesting.

Although she was a woman, he wanted to bring her under his command just because of the strength she showed.

Lu Fengxian: "Under Lu Bu, the name is Fengxian. I have heard of the general's name. How can the general be in the capital?"

Dong Zhuo pressed the table, sneered, and said lightly: "Just come out to relax."

Obviously he didn't want to mention this matter, and it was inconvenient for Lu Fengxian to ask more questions, but he probably came to the capital secretly and didn't want to attract attention.

Dong Zhuo changed the topic and asked Lu Fengxian: "I see that you are born with supernatural power, extraordinary martial arts, and..." Treat yourself like a man.

He paused and continued: "...What are your plans? To tell you the truth, I am delighted to see you. Generals like you are hard to find in the world."

He himself is a great husband with strong martial arts skills, and the words that flattered her from his mouth made Lu Fengxian even more fuzzy.

Dong Zhuo changed the subject: "If you are willing to join my army, I will definitely use you again."

That's right, with such divine power and martial arts, even if she is a woman, she can also be used as a sharp knife to penetrate deep into the enemy's throat. Dong Zhuo has his own ambitions, so naturally he will not let go of this opportunity to win over talents.

Lu Fengxian scratched her temples and said embarrassedly: "I have already agreed to other generals, and I have joined him. Thank you for your love. I will disappoint you."

"Disappointed?" He chuckled, staring deeply at her with a pair of tiger eyes.

Lu Fengxian felt that her skin was about to get goosebumps, his eyes... made her feel like she had encountered a predator.

Dong Zhuo laughed, and pushed another wine bowl on the table over, "Would you like a bowl?"

As a good man, of course he has to drink the strongest wine and ride the wildest horse!

Lu Fengxian did not refuse, took it directly, drank it all in one gulp, bold and unrestrained.

"Good!" Dong Zhuo clapped his hands in praise, and poured her another bowl with the wine jar.

Dong Zhuo: "This wine is very strong, I didn't expect you to drink it up in one gulp, Fengxian."

A faint blush appeared on Lu Fengxian's cheeks, she said nonchalantly: "What kind of strong wine is this, I have drunk stronger ones, besides, this wine is from my hometown, how could I not drink it."

She wiped her mouth with her sleeve and drank another bowl.

She is described as unrestrained and unrestrained, with a straightforward attitude.

The more Dong Zhuoyue liked it, he just felt that this person was carved out according to his preferences from appearance to temperament.

He couldn't let go of it.

Consciously or not, Dong Zhuo told her about some things he encountered on the battlefield, intentionally highlighting his heroic deeds, and by the way, pointed out a few skills to her that he could draw a bow and shoot arrows with both hands.

The more Lu Fengxian listened, the brighter her eyes became, and the hotter her gaze at Dong Zhuo became.

Surrounded by such enthusiastic eyes, Dong Zhuo couldn't help feeling that he was a hero in the world.

He coughed and brought the topic back: "I hit it off with you, and your talent shouldn't be buried casually. Who is that person you turned to? Why don't you tell me, I've been in the officialdom too, I'll help you See if that person is reliable."

Lu Fengxian was addicted to drinking, so he simply poured it by himself, and said casually: "Of course you are not as famous as General."

Dong Zhuo smiled, "A good bird chooses a tree to live in. Since you know that I have a better reputation, why don't you come to rely on me?"

"I can give you whatever you want."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Is it because of being drunk?Why do you think his words are weird?

Lu Fengxian smiled: "If I hadn't met him, maybe I would have voted for the general, but one has to keep his word, and since I agreed, I wouldn't regret it."

Dong Zhuo frowned, and then he thought of something else, and tentatively said: "You are young, and many things are unclear, and I can't bear to have you buried, why don't you recognize me as a foster father?"

Lu Fengxian held her chin with one hand and stared at Dong Zhuo coolly.

What's wrong with this man, does he like being a father to others?

Dong Zhuo's neck couldn't help but feel a chill when she saw her like this.

Lu Fengxian shook his head and said, "No need, I don't like having multiple fathers controlling me."

Dong Zhuo: "You have to know, if you treat me as my adopted son, I can give you many things from me."

Lu Fengxian shook his hands lazily, and said with a smile: "Then there's no need, what kind of a man is he who relies on the sky and the earth to rely on his ancestors? I can earn what I want by myself."

Dong Zhuo nodded: "Have ambition!"

Although he seemed to have given up on the idea of ​​treating her as a foster son, he looked at her more deeply.

"Fengxian, let's have a long time in Japan."

Lu Fengxian: "In the future... I will do it!"

She raised the wine bowl and drank it down again.

Dong Zhuo: "..."

Why does this sound a bit weird?

……

Lu Fengxian left drunk and did not enter through the door when returning home, but chose to climb over the wall.

When she climbed over the wall, she accidentally used too much force, and threw out the "Book without Words" that had been hidden in her chest.

Lu Fengxian called out and went to pick up the books.

The pages of the book were flipped by the wind, and it happened to turn to the page of a common saying that she had just obtained.

Lu Fengxian squatted in front of the "Book without Words", her eyes were blurred, and she staggered and muttered: "Cao Cao..."

"Unexpectedly, Fengxian, you are still thinking about me when you are drunk."

Lu Fengxian blinked her eyes, and after a while, she slowly raised her head and looked at the man approaching under the moon.

Cao Cao looked at her and smiled.

"Is it because Fengxian is so frank only when she is drunk?"

She didn't seem to understand what he said, and tilted her head to look at him.

Cao Cao knelt down in front of her and said softly, "Get up quickly."

Lu Fengxian stared at him, and suddenly said: "Oh, Huo, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there."

Um?Uh-huh?

Cao Cao was at a loss.

Recently, Lu Fengxian's mind is full of idioms and sayings. Seeing him like this, her head twitched, and she stretched out her hand to slap his butt.

"Snapped--"

"Haha, Cao Cao's ass can't be touched!"

Lu Fengxian grinned, skipped and left.

Cao Cao was left in the same place, his face turned red and black for a while.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry Boss Cao, I just can't help but want to fuck you 2333

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Lu Fengxian: I want to drink the strongest wine and ride the wildest horse

Ma X: What are you going to do to me!

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