[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

The next day, Lu Fengxian was awakened by birdsong from the window.

She hugged the quilt and rubbed her cheeks, then slowly opened her eyes.

Her vision was hazy for a while, and then slowly focused after a while.

She was stung by the bright sunlight and narrowed her eyes.

Lu Fengxian got up slowly and went out. When she arrived in the yard, she saw Cao Cao, Hua Tuo and Xun Yu standing in the same direction and doing their own things. When they saw her coming out, all three of them cast their gazes over.

She blinked, always feeling that their expressions were a little strange.

She stretched in the sun and threw another set of punches, and they were still looking at her.

"Is it my illusion? Why do you all look like you haven't slept well? Tsk, man..." She smiled and winked at the three of them.

The three coughed up and down.

Hua Tuo said angrily: "You...you are talking nonsense every day!"

Holding the teacup, Xun Yu said calmly, "I'm still young, I just suffered from insomnia last night."

Cao Cao stared at her face: "Have you forgotten what happened last night?"

"Last night?" Lu Fengxian looked puzzled.

Well, she really forgot.

Cao Cao wiped his face and laughed twice.

Lu Fengxian asked suspiciously: "Could it be that you sleepwalked again at night? Can't you cure this disease?"

Hua Tuo picked up a dried herb, looked around, and said slowly, "I'm just waiting for someone to take the initiative to come to see a doctor."

Cao Cao: "..."

Lu Fengxian: "Sir, your eyes seem to be swollen, did you sleepwalk at night?"

Hua Tuo was choked all of a sudden, he raised his head and said coolly, "You don't know?"

"What should I know?"

Lu Fengxian shifted his gaze and landed on Xun Yu's face, and saw his small jade-white face with red marks on it, as if someone pinched and pinched.

who is thisIt's so ruthless!

Lu Fengxian turned her head and glared at Cao Cao: "Shouldn't you sleepwalk and bully them again?"

Cao Cao: "..."

I am so wronged!

"Fengxian, don't drink anymore next time, your drinking can really kill people..."

Lu Fengxian didn't believe his words, her wine taste was very good.

……

Before breakfast, there was another knock on the courtyard door.

Outside the door is Liu Hong whose face has not healed yet.

He brought a little yellow door with him when he went out today, and before entering the door, he let the little yellow door stay at the door, and walked in by himself.

This emperor is really courageous.

Liu Hong waved to Lu Fengxian who hadn't knelt down yet, and said with a smile, "Brother won't kneel in front of me from now on."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Lu Fengxian said lazily.

Liu Hong smiled and said: "I want to get closer to my brother, and my brother will treat me as a brother."

Ha, you said it yourself.

Lu Fengxian smiled slightly, with an arrogant expression: "Then please forgive the grassroots for being rude."

Not only did Liu Hong not mind, but his face was full of anticipation, expecting her to be rude to him.

He stared at Lu Fengxian eagerly, but Lu Fengxian turned around and left.

He followed immediately: "Good brother..."

My goodness!

Lu Fengxian's whole body trembled, goosebumps almost fell all over the ground, she hurriedly said: "Don't call me that!"

Liu Hong: "Brother Immortal..."

Doesn't this emperor have a normal day?

"Your Majesty, why are you here again?"

Liu Hong: "Didn't brother say to think about it for some time?"

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Oh, you gave me less than a day to think about it when you co-authored it?

Lu Fengxian thought for a while, and said: "I have no intention of serving in the court, I just want to guard the border and fight against the barbarians."

Liu Hong stared at Lu Fengxian's beautiful and moving face, and when he heard her insist on going to the battlefield to fight for his life, he held his heart in pain.

Lu Fengxian was speechless.

What should we do if our emperor is ill again?

Liu Hong: "Why do you have to go to the border? If you want to be a general, I will just give you a title. If you want to fight, I will distribute troops for you. You don't have to fight yourself."

The more he talked, the more excited he became: "On the battlefield, swords and guns have no eyes. If I accidentally hurt my brother, then I will be heartbroken to death..."

The corner of Lu Fengxian's mouth twitched.

Before she could speak, Liu Hong said quietly, "Brother, since you have such a face, you should treat your own face better!"

Lu Fengxian: "Why do I care so much about face when I'm a grown man? If I were a hero, there would naturally be women vying to marry me."

"Female, female..." Liu Hong stuttered, and then he understood Lu Fengxian's orientation.

"If that's the case..." Liu Hong's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Lu Fengxian's wrist directly.

Lu Fengxian withdrew his hand, allowing the emperor to catch him.

Liu Hong coaxed her: "I have many beauties, brother, don't you want to see them?"

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Your Majesty, are you inviting me to love you?

But Liu Hong grabbed Lu Fengxian nonchalantly: "Brother must meet you, you will like it."

The corner of Lu Fengxian's mouth twitched.

If I really like it, then I will be in big trouble.

"Oh, by the way, I'm going to audition recently, why don't my brother choose with me?"

"No, no need, no need." Lu Fengxian denied San Lian.

Liu Hong stared at Lu Fengxian's face and said: "You have rejected me many times, and I will be unhappy too. Whether you want an official position or a beauty, brother, you have to choose one."

She loves property, power, and beauties even more, but when someone pushes her over, she still has a rebellious heart, not to mention that the emperor has bad intentions.

Lu Fengxian lowered her voice, bent down, and said to the undersized boy, "Your Majesty, are your skin itchy?"

She is too close!

Liu Hong's breathing was stagnant, his gaze became even hotter, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Brother, how do you know..."

The atmosphere froze.

Lu Fengxian stood up straight and walked back, like a vigilant cat.

Liu Hong's cheeks were slightly red: "Brother..."

Lu Fengxian stepped on a urn in the corner, jumped over the wall and fled, like a cat whose hair was blown up and ran away with four long legs. When climbing over the top of the wall, she accidentally tripped and fell straight down.

The yard is quieter.

Liu Hong looked regretful, shook his head, and went out, turning a blind eye to the other three people in the courtyard.

Hua Tuo and Cao Cao looked at each other, and Xun Yu even relaxed his breath.

When the footsteps of Liu Hong and Xiao Huangmen gradually faded away, Cao Cao let out a breath slowly.

He looked bewildered and angry, "This is Your Majesty..."

Fortunately, he still wanted to be loyal to the emperor and patriotic, thinking that His Majesty's stupid policies were all bewitched by the eunuchs, so it turned out that His Majesty himself was out of tune.

His long-standing ideals were thwarted, and he became depressed.

Xun Yu raised his cup, took a sip of tea, his eyelashes drooped slightly, covering the look in his eyes.

……

Liu Hong originally thought that today he was going to return without success, but when he was about to drive back to the palace, Lu Fengxian suddenly appeared next to his car.

Liu Hong was so excited that he wanted to jump from the car into her arms.

The little yellow gate on the side turned pale with fright, and hurried to stop His Majesty.

But His Majesty moved even faster, and just jumped out of the car without any preparation.

Facing His Majesty the Emperor who was rushing towards him, Lu Fengxian turned slightly to avoid Liu Hong's attack.

His Majesty just watched him rushing to the ground.

Xiao Huangmen let out a groan, almost going crazy from fright.

Just when His Majesty's face was about to touch the ground, a hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed Liu Hong's back collar. Liu Hong remained motionless like a cat being lifted by the back of his neck. , dangling limbs.

He looked at Lu Fengxian obediently, and said with a smile: "Brother, you have done a great job in saving me, and I will definitely reward you well. You won't be able to shirk this time."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Why did she feel like she was being cheated on.

She put the emperor down, changed her previous attitude, and said respectfully: "Caomin has two things to tell His Majesty."

She wanted to talk about these two things before, but every time she was forgotten by this guy's unconventional playing cards.

Liu Hong: "Why don't you go back to the palace with me and talk slowly?"

Lu Fengxian complained in her heart: If I really go back to the palace with you, do you still have to say, brother, tell me slowly on the bed?

This emperor is really a vegetarian!

Lu Fengxianquan pretended not to hear His Majesty's words, and told about the Qiang rebellion he encountered on the road and everyone's belief in the way of peace.

Liu Hong waved his hand: "The Qiang people's rebellion seems to have been mentioned in the court before. Oh, these ministers are worried about it. Look, I am not worried. What are you worried about?"

Lu Fengxian sneered in her heart.

Is this world yours or the ministers' world? If the emperor is like this, wouldn't everyone be the emperor?

"As for Taipingdao...it's just a plaything made by those ignorant civilians."

Lu Fengxian persuaded: "Your Majesty, it's better to be more concerned. Those Taoists deliberately use the way of peace to confuse people's hearts."

"What can those poor and stupid civilians do?" Liu Hong didn't care at all.

Lu Fengxian was full of emotions, and couldn't help showing a trace of disappointment on his face.

Liu Hong stared at Lu Fengxian's face with a smile: "Brother, you are so worried about these things, it can be seen that you will definitely be a good official. I want to give you a chance."

He looked at Lu Fengxian and said softly: "I am the only one in the world who can make you the person you want to be."

Whether it's a man or a woman.

After hearing his words, Lu Fengxian couldn't help looking at the boy.

Liu Hong stretched out his arms and hugged Lu Fengxian, then turned around and jumped onto the carriage like a cat stealing a fish.

But he was not physically fit, and his stature was not enough. When he tripped over the board of the car, he immediately rushed over.

Lu Fengxian gave him a hand, and he staggered and stabilized his figure.

Liu Hong turned his head and said to Lu Fengxian: "I know that brother, you are very disappointed with me now, but, although I am the emperor, with a queen mother on the top and ministers who are eyeing tigers on the bottom, since they are responsible for major events in the world, the world If there is nothing wrong with it, then I will just enjoy myself."

Lu Fengxian's subordinates intensified their strength, and Liu Hong "hissed" when they caught him.

She stared at him and asked, "Does Your Majesty really think that the world is peaceful?"

Liu Hong curled his lips: "What they showed me was peace, so I took it as peace; they wanted me to indulge in fun, so I indulged in fun. I don't have any big ambitions. Since I was reborn in the emperor's house, I don't care. Wouldn't it be too much of a disadvantage to enjoy the wealth and honor in this world?"

Lu Fengxian was speechless.

Liu Hong smiled, "Since you have big ambitions, brother, and I like you, I want to sell this official to whomever I like."

"Brother is waiting at home, I will give you a surprise."

As he said that, he hooked Lu Fengxian's little finger reluctantly, and got into the carriage step by step.

Lu Fengxian watched His Majesty's carriage go away, but felt uneasy in his heart.

I always feel that this unconventional His Majesty will make something big happen.

Inside the carriage, Liu Hong pulled up his sleeves, looked at the red marks on his white arms, couldn't help but approached his lips, and pecked sweetly.

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I feel that this chapter made Cao Cao and Xun Yu see clearly the face of Han Lingdi, who wanted to complain.

In other words, before this article was written, I had been thinking about who to turn into a woman, Cao Cao?Liu Bei?Sun Ce?Sun Quan?Yuan Shao?Or, directly Hanling Emperor Liu Hong, or General He Jin... If you want to watch these brain holes, you can broadcast them as extra episodes in the future.

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