[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Lu Fengxian took the lead to open the door, and the person outside the door was none other than the haughty Yuan Shu.

Lu Fengxian stared at his beautiful face that had returned to normal for a while, and asked, "Is your face not hurting?"

I don't know if it's an illusion, but after being stared at by her like this, he always wants to scratch his face.

Yuan Shu folded his arms, raised his chin and said, "I'm in good health, get out of the way, I have something urgent to ask Mr. Hua Tuo..."

Lu Fengxian raised her eyebrows and smiled, and leaned directly on the door frame on one side, and raised her other long leg to step on the door frame on the other side.

"Let's hear something."

Yuan Shu snorted, and glanced at her long, sharp legs, "This is your chance to make a fortune."

"Oh?"

Yuan Shu: "I want your donkey, please make an offer."

Lu Fengxian: "Not for sale."

Yuan Shu glanced at her: "I advise you to think about it carefully. If you live in Luoyang, there are many places to spend money. It is always good to have more money."

Lu Fengxian: "I just won't sell it, unless..."

Yuan Shu was curious: "Unless what?"

Lu Fengxian hooked his fingers at him, he obediently took the bait, and moved his face closer.

She tugged at his ear and muttered something in a low voice.

Yuan Shu's face immediately flushed red. He stared at her and said angrily, "You...shameless!"

Lu Fengxian nodded seriously: "Thank you for the compliment."

"You are a woman..."

Lu Fengxian raised her hand and said a threatening "Huh?"

Yuan Shu had to keep his mouth shut.

He rolled his eyes, "It's not impossible, if the object is you, I..."

Taking advantage of the words to divert Lu Fengxian's attention, Yuan Shu slammed his palm at her chest—judging from her posture, it is the most difficult for her to dodge when attacking here, but...

Yuan Shu's heart moved, and his face was also a little ashamed.

Although he shot like lightning, someone moved faster than him.

Lu Fengxian stretched out her hand, grasped his wrist from below, and twisted his whole body.

She took a step back, pulled him back, tripped her foot on the threshold, and fell into the door.

Yuan Shu thought he was going to fall badly, but she caught him instead.

His back was hot, and before he could feel it, his butt suddenly hurt, and she kicked him out again.

He staggered two steps before he stood still, and immediately turned his head to stare at her, his face turned dark and red for a while.

Lu Fengxian waved his hands nonchalantly: "My little darling, you won't be able to climb high, I advise you to give up this idea as soon as possible, the two of you have no future."

"Little... baby!" Yuan Shu was dumbfounded, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Lu Fengxian turned around and left: "Anyway, donkeys are not for sale."

Yuan Shu stared at her back, chased after her and said, "I advise you to sell it to me, at least I can talk. If someone else takes the donkey away, I won't give you a penny."

Lu Fengxian glanced at him, and suddenly said seriously: "Hey, the wound on your face..."

Yuan Shu touched his face immediately, very concerned: "What's wrong?"

Lu Fengxian was expressionless: "...it's serious again, how else can I see your face getting bigger and bigger?"

Yuan Shu was furious.

It's sarcasm, it's definitely sarcasm!

Cao Cao stood not far away, looking at Yuan Shu who hadn't noticed him at all, couldn't help sighing.

Just as Lu Fengxian was teasing Yuan Shu, there was another knock on the door.

"Why are there so many people here today!" She couldn't help complaining.

Yuan Shu straightened his expression and reminded her: "If someone wants to buy a donkey, just say that you have already sold it to me."

Lu Fengxian looked at him.

Yuan Shu became anxious: "Did you hear that?"

It turned out that his rush to snatch the horse was not all for his own selfish desire.

Lu Fengxian smiled slightly: "Don't worry, who am I, the person who wants to snatch things from me hasn't been born yet! Don't worry."

Yuan Shu snorted coldly: "Who would worry about you!"

Cao Cao gave a "tsk".

Lu Fengxian went to open the door again, but there was an unexpected person standing outside the door.

She glanced at it, then closed the door with a "bang", and the door almost missed the face of the boy who was walking straight in.

The people outside the door were stunned, it was the first time they saw someone who dared to shut the door to His Majesty.

The people inside the door were also taken aback.

Cao Cao hurriedly said, "Fengxian, do you know who you rejected just now?"

Lu Fengxian blinked innocently, thinking: How could I not know?

But she said: "This person rushed into the yard directly, and I didn't know who he was, so I accidentally closed the door in shock."

scare?you?

Both Yuan Shu and Cao Cao didn't believe it.

After a while, someone outside the door scolded Lu Fengxian for his disrespectful behavior, but was interrupted by His Majesty.

His Majesty knocked on the door again, and said softly, "It was I who was rude first, sister fairy, don't be angry, can you let me in?"

I? !

Yuan Shu's eyes widened, staring straight at Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian spread her hands.

Cao Cao whispered to her: "Open the door, it's disrespectful for you to do so."

Naturally, Lu Fengxian also knew that a mere door could not stop the Emperor of Ninth Five.

She had no choice but to open the door and put on a cautious look: "Are you really Your Majesty?"

Liu Hong was in a hurry to prove himself, but because he didn't bring anything, he slapped his head and said, "You follow me into the palace, and I will show you the jade seal."

Sure enough, he was a stingy idiot emperor.

The corner of Lu Fengxian's mouth twitched, and his eyes swept over the people behind him: "No need, Your Majesty's momentum is extraordinary, and no one in the world can fake it."

Such an idiot emperor is really hard to fake.

Liu Hong thought she was praising him, and his face flushed with excitement.

"Sister Fairy, I'm overwhelmed, I... I'm just an ordinary person."

Lu Fengxian immediately bowed down: "Your Majesty, it was the grassroots who were disrespectful just now..."

Before she finished speaking, before her knees touched the ground, Liu Hong helped her up.

Liu Hong stared at her face obsessively. He just touched the back of her hand, but quickly retracted it, as if he wanted to touch it but dared not.

Cao Cao, Yuan Shu, and Hua Tuo, who had rushed over just now, knelt down to pay homage to His Majesty.

Liu Hong waved his hands casually to get them up without even looking at them.

He focused on circling Lu Fengxian, saying "Sister Fairy", which made the little yellow gates behind him feel embarrassed.

Lu Fengxian's crescent eyebrows slowly frowned.

Liu Hong: "Sister Fairy is unwell?"

Lu Fengxian said calmly: "Your Majesty, Caomin is a man, not the fairy sister that His Majesty said."

Liu Hong opened his eyes wide. He looked her up and down. He only felt that she was radiant and unparalleled in beauty. She was a girl, not a man!

However, when I thought about how when I first met her, she swung her long legs and gave him a hard kick, this is not something that ordinary women can do.

Liu Hong, who was already out of his mind, easily accepted Lu Fengxian's statement.

He is as good as others: "Brother Fairy..."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

You can shut up!

Liu Hong probed again: "Brother Immortal?"

She was terribly annoyed by the emperor, but because of his status, she had to deal with his entanglement.

Liu Hong softly begged Lu Fengxian: "Brother Immortal, I have been dreaming of you all these days."

Want me to kick you?

"Because I miss my brother, I can't sleep, I can't eat."

Are you sure it's not because your wound hurts too much?

"How about my brother entering the palace with me? I have a lot of fun things, my brother will definitely like it."

Lu Fengxian said with a cold face: "Your Majesty, Cao Min is a man with ambitions everywhere, and never wants to be trapped in the palace and be a plaything."

She was furious, if it wasn't for the public watching, she would definitely beat this kid again, who did he take her for!

Liu Hong's face became more and more red, and he looked at Ai Ai and said: "Brother... I don't have such intentions. If my brother doesn't want to enter the palace, how about entering the court? I am also satisfied to see my brother in the court hall."

Yes, that's a really good idea!

Liu Hong waved back the little yellow gates behind him, and brought Lu Fengxian to a hidden place.

He whispered: "All the officials in my court have to pay money to take office. Whatever official position my brother wants, I don't want money, just give it away for free!"

Lu Fengxian clenched her fists and asked coldly: "Is your Majesty a market in the imperial court? And a sale?"

Liu Hong was pleasantly surprised: "How did my brother know that I like the lively market? I even opened a market in the palace. My brother must go and see it with me."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Every time I think that the emperor is ridiculous enough, but he can be even more ridiculous!

She thought of the war in her hometown, the displacement of the people, and the prosperity she saw in Luoyang, as well as the arrogance of the eunuchs and the absurdity of the emperor. Can such a court really be good?

She was filled with anger, but her face was cold and indifferent: "Please allow Caomin to think about it for a few days, Your Majesty."

Liu Hong: "Then think about it carefully. I have everything you want. If you become an official, I don't want money."

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to safety and return to the palace earlier."

"I didn't expect Brother Shenxian to care about me so much. I... I will definitely take care of myself. Brother Shenxian also remembers to come and see me!" What should I do, I just stroked her fingertips carefully, and I was so happy.

Lu Fengxian gave a "hmm" and said: "There is a dead end not far from the grass people's residence, and there is a tree growing on the wall. It is said that if a person walks in and makes a wish on the tree on the wall, it will come true, Your Majesty." You can go and see."

Liu Hong nodded hurriedly: "Okay, I will definitely go to see it."

Lu Fengxian raised the corners of her lips.

It's okay if she doesn't smile, but when she smiles, she looks like an intoxicating spring wave, which only fascinates Liu Hong.

He walked out in a daze.

Cao Cao, Yuan Shu, and Hua Tuo all wanted to ask her about her situation, but Lu Fengxian turned around, took a sack, climbed over the wall and took a small path out.

The three faced each other.

Cao Cao: "I have a bad feeling."

Yuan Shu: "Is she going to do something again?"

Hua Tuo: "Oh——"

……

According to what Lu Fengxian said, Liu Hong came to the alley, and he saw a small tree growing on the wall, with red cloth hanging on the tree, incense sticks standing under the tree, and various tributes were placed.

He couldn't help clasping his hands together and praying sincerely.

I want a fairy sister.

Before he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt something falling from the sky, covering his whole body.

"Bold..."

Before he could speak, he was punched and kicked.

"Ugh—" He wanted to cry out in pain, but when the wind of the fist fell, he smelled a faint fragrance. This fragrance immediately soothed all his anxiety and pain, and even the fists and feet that fell on his body became Sweetened up.

"Hmm—" Yin Ren's voice came out accidentally, and his fists stopped falling.

There was a moment of disappointment in Liu Hong's heart, and he waited for a while, but the fist still did not come down.

"elder brother?"

No one responded.

He opened the sack, but there was no one in the alley.

He probably sneaked away because he didn't want him to see it.

Liu Hong hugged the sack, sat on the ground and couldn't help laughing.

This is his fairy sister's secret game. Although it hurts, there is greater happiness. It is really interesting.

Liu Hong is slowly feeling happy here, but Lu Fengxian is not very happy here. Anyone who is found out when doing bad things will not feel good, let alone the victim is His Majesty the Emperor.

Lu Fengxian wanted to teach Liu Hong a lesson in order to repay him for teasing him, so he chose a deserted alley. Unexpectedly, a window that had been closed all the year round was opened in the alley, and a strong and stalwart man was against him. She who was doing bad things raised her eyebrows, and made a "please" gesture to her, inviting her to come in.

Lu Fengxian looked at him and saw that he was tall and strong, with broad shoulders and tight arm muscles. One could tell from a glance that he had extraordinary physical strength and was skilled in bow and horse. Moreover, there was a faint vicious aura hidden in his body, as if he had been rolling on the battlefield all year round.

His face carried a rough and tough heroism, and the tiger eyes staring at her were dazzling, making it hard to look at. He seemed to be provoking her to see if she dared to come in.

Why not dare?

She stared at his dark and deep eyes, smiled heartily, jumped up, and jumped directly into the window.

The author has something to say: Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, is really a fighter among foolish emperors.

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Forty random red envelopes~

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