Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

School officially starts.

Handsome Li Jerui, riding a skateboard, walks lightly on the campus avenue, shaded by sycamore trees.

The late summer sun, filtered into fine and shiny gold dust.

This cool feeling is called youth.

Li Jerui's youth, with the complete end of freshman registration and military training, became radiant again, because he and the man named Zhang Tangmu did not share the same dormitory!What could be more joyful than this!

The corner of the shoulder bag reveals the blue and white letters on the cover of "Human Anatomy".

Like a nimble boat, he rushed to the cafeteria to grab food.

Zhang Tangmu was walking towards Li Jerui's dormitory.

Zhang Tangmu was a little worried.

"How's the situation?" Zhang Tangmu asked Xue Xiaogu.

In the counselor's office, Xue Xiaogu said, "Maybe I will take a year off from school."

"So serious?" Zhang Tangmu's calm face rarely showed some emotion.

"Yes." Xue Xiaogu nodded seriously, "It seems that the legend...is true..."

The dormitory has no name.

This is not the name of a hero, but a dormitory without a house number.

This standard four-person dormitory room is an end room.

Once upon a time, everyone loved it.

Its side walls are thicker than the other rooms;

Its light shines more than any other room;

Its balcony is a circle larger than other rooms, and there is an additional corner;

Its vision includes mountains, lakes, lush forests, and blue sky, and there is absolutely no big underpants poking over from the opposite dormitory building...

It has many benefits, but it, it's a tail room!

The word "weifang" is full of strange, bloody and terrifying urban legends... the female ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night, the corpse embedded in the concrete wall, the faucet turned on inexplicably...

Xue Xiaogu complained: "Everyone says that this dormitory is not hard, so you can't live in it! You can't live in it for a long time!"

XX, male, 18 years old, from the first class of general medicine, on the first day of check-in, while drying clothes, he wanted to walk from the bathroom to the balcony.In the middle of the journey, he collapsed halfway, and in the middle of the dormitory, a loud horse fell sideways.At that time, there was no one around, no relatives, and because he reported early, he could be said to be No.1 on the seventh floor.After throwing himself to the ground, he couldn't move. After screaming for more than half an hour, he was discovered by the dormitory uncle in time. He dragged him to take a CT scan, and his left leg was broken.

The above patients struggled to dictate, and the uncle in charge of the dormitory corroborated it.

"Among the last class of students, was there one who rolled off the bed and smashed his head?"

"In the last session, there was a person who cooked noodles privately and burned his ears?"

"I remember a long time ago, a student hung a hook on a cabinet, and as a result, he scratched his arm when he opened the door, and pulled such a long hole under his arm?!"

"Yes! Our teacher Xiao Zhu saw it and collapsed to the ground!"

"Oh! Yes, yes! I still remember that blood, tsk tsk tsk!..."

"..."

Three generations of counselors, old, middle-aged and young, were excited, discussing and gesticulating.

Today, Mr. Zhu has long since become Mr. Zhu.

This dormitory has also lost its original appearance in the ups and downs of the years.

No one remembers the short string of house numbers, people only remember "the dormitory has no name".

The dormitory has no name.

Killing without blinking.

Not long after Xue Xiaogu graduated as a teacher graduate student, he just brought up students this year.

He was sweating profusely after hearing so much, and picked up the list of freshmen. While checking carefully, he said: "...the beds are randomly assigned by the computer, and it is not easy to change...let me take a look first. who……"

"No, I know."

But Zhang Tangmu has strode out.

Xue Xiaogu didn't notice Zhang Tangmu's departure.

Holding the messed up pages, he murmured, "It's... that each one is harder than the other!..."

Zhang Tangmu stood at the door of Li Jerui's dormitory, facing the bald door, feeling a little ridiculous.

How can you believe this in a dignified medical university?

What about science? !What about faith? !What about courage? !Where is Jerry Lee? !

Zhang Tangmu pushed open the half-covered door, and saw a woman sitting inside.

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

This woman has cat ears and a cat tail.

Still wearing a maid outfit? !

Brown hair shawl, milky white knee stockings...

Pure and cute...

Zhang Tangmu: "Yuhe?!"

It took a long time to recognize it.

This girl named Yu He, ah no, boy, hissed: "Squad leader, I'm broadcasting live! Close the door quickly!..."

Zhang Tangmu turned around, pushed the door lightly, and found himself breathing a long sigh of relief.

Huh, I thought it was Jerry Lee's girlfriend...

"The door, can't you lock it?" Zhang Tangmu smoothed the front of his shirt casually, as if he was frightened, and said seriously again.

"How do I know?" Yu He said aggrievedly, "Not only was the lock broken, but when I arrived, the house number was also lost. What the dormitory said, it was all newly installed things. Let me find it quickly... ...Where can I find a small sign? . . . "

Sure enough, it is "the dormitory has no name"...

Could it be that he is about to kill again without blinking an eye?

The overworn skateboard stood beside the desk, and Zhang Tangmu recognized that it must be Li Jerry's bed.

"Xiaoyou, why don't you do this..." Yu He blinked his almond eyes, his mascara stood up, his eyes were slightly down, and he said to Zhang Tangmu, "Squad leader, they all say you are my blue pot friend!— -whee!"

Zhang Tangmu stroked his long hair, walked to Yuhe's table, and leaned over to look at the camera.

Yu He's live broadcast room exploded.

The bullet screen is like a flood.

[Yuhehehehehe, you are lying!You are not a college student at all!You have been taken care of by the president! 】

[Beautiful man, how tall are you? 】

[Beautiful man, how old are you? 】

【Beauty, please associate】

【Yuhe...you have changed...what have you done behind our backs...】

[Beauty, please date me! (Yuhe, I'm not talking about you]

[I heard that the anchor will be changed, let me take a look]

[It’s good that the little brother is here]

【You have no intention of drafting the wind, but you are lonely and arrogant to attract mountain torrents】

【Ah vaguely lead the way】

……

Yu He pressed the speak button with a "paji" and roared in a majestic male voice: "——this is my classmate!! You traitors!!!"

The barrage is as quiet as a chicken.

Zhang Tangmu: "I'll go first."

Yu He resumed his cute voice: "I don't know when Li Jerui will come back, I almost never met him."

Zhang Tangmu: "I..."

Yu He is also very cute this time: "You come back later. I will tell him when he comes back that you came to find him."

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

Yu He tilted his head, clasped his slender hands lightly, and placed them on his knees together, his eyes flickered with innocence: "Didn't you come to see Li Jerry? Why didn't you call him first? If you have anything, you have to tell him face to face." What about it? Send a long, long text message, can't it be resolved?"

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

Yu He tilted his head, and kept tilting his head.

"Thank you. I'll come back later." Zhang Tangmu backhanded and closed the door tightly for Yu He.

Yu He said to himself: "Just escaped like this..."

Li Jerui pushed open the door of the dormitory with a "boom!", muttering: "...I'm Cao! I don't even have a door number! It's easy for me to find!"

Yu He Tianyin: "In a few days, I will get used to it."

Li Jerui's eyes flickered, in a trance.

I cao!I ran to the girls' dormitory? ! !

Li Jerui's face was like a shrimp ball, pink and bright red, and he hurriedly blocked his face and sight with his satchel.

"The squad leader came to look for you, but I don't know what's going on." Yu He was still sitting in front of the live broadcast room, "Hi! Hello everyone! This is another blue pot friend of mine!"

Li Jerui glanced sideways at the skateboard next to his desk, and put down the cover, as if he had experienced a catastrophe and survived the catastrophe.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and leaned over his face.

Yu He's live broadcast room went crazy again.

【handsome guy!handsome guy look at me! ! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Yuhe, you heartless bastard! ! 】

[Speechless choking]

【Surprised aphasia】

【Little brother, you are like a wheatgrass in June】

【shame】

【Shy +1】

【Brother, what are you doing】

【a】

【Pretty boy】

【Shy...】

【Small dogs】

【Little milk dog】

【lick】

……

Li Jerui was numb all over, and took a step back: "...Mist grass! What are these things?..."

Of course it was those traitors, Yu He faced the screen and said with a grin, "That's right! That's right! One is the moon and the other is the sun!..."

Li Jerui went to the bathroom to change his clothes, came out after wiping his hair, and asked, "Hey! Ladies' clothing boss! What's your name?"

Yu He: "My name is Yu He!"

Jerry Lee thought for a while, then asked again: "Rain? 'Drizzle' rain? Is there such a surname? It's not common."

Yu He smiled more cheerfully: "It's the rain of 'drizzle'! This is my stage name!"

Jerry Lee: "Who the hell asked you your stage name?!"

Yu He turned his head and asked, "Is it cute?"

Li Jerui stepped on the iron ladder, climbed to the upper bunk, and said, "Of course not cute! But people are cuter."

Yu He happily hung in the air, kicking his calf under the chair: "Thank you! Hee hee!"

"Don't you like your name?" Jerry Lee was always very direct.

Yu He said, "You don't know my name."

Jerry Lee: "You stupid! It's not on the bedpost! I can see it from here!"

Yu He inspected it for a long time: "You can read such small characters!"

"Of course I can see! I am the pilot's eyes! Don't talk nonsense, what did I ask you just now?"

Yu He: "Yes."

"Oh." Jerry Lee said, "I'll tell you a secret, I used to like my name a lot, but now... I! No! Happy! Happy!!"

Obviously duplicity, very suspicious, Yu He replied softly: "Well...then, you are my bosom friend."

Li Jerui felt that he was about to succeed, and dangling his long legs by the bed board, he couldn't help laughing: "Haha! Seeing that you are so cute and sensible, you are both lovable and understanding...Come here, let me show you something."

Yu He sat obediently, stared at Li Jerui innocently for a moment, and popped out three words - "Weird Shushu."

Jerry Lee: "Damn it! Rebellion! Come here if you are told! Hurry up!"

This afternoon, the wind was suddenly strong, and Zhang Tangmu's right eye was jumping.

Zhang Tangmu is an atheist, ancestral.

Jump right eye jump Choi disaster.

At this time, he recalled this sentence very carefully, and after confirming that 'left' and 'right' were absolutely not contradictory, his heart also jumped up.

As if telepathic, as if he had a heart-to-heart connection, Zhang Tangmu turned around and rushed to Li Jerui's dormitory.