Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

During the 20 days of military training, Xue Xiaogu was ill for [-] days.

Taking this as an opportunity, the first class of general medicine gradually formed the basic pattern of "Zhang Tangmu is in charge of the outside, and Li Jerui is in charge of the inside".

If you want to talk about why Xue Xiaogu can't get out of bed, it's all because of his delicate body, he is delicate!

In the countdown days, the big troops are about to leave the mountain, and even Li Jerui, who doesn't care about the fate of the class the least, has to sigh: "Tell me, what's the use of our class counselor coming?!"

Zhang Tangmu nodded.

When Xue Xiaogu was able to barely get off the ground, the instructors led the student team, sang all the way to the shooting range, and fired live ammunition.

Ten rounds per person.

Whoever plays well can get another ten rounds.

Li Jerui was elated, the opportunity for me to stand up, finally arrived!

Bang bang bang, bang bang!

When the results came out, the reporter shouted: "Jerry Li, 10 rings!"

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Is it amazing to be able to twist meat and wrap folds? !

I can shoot!I can shoot!Lao Tzu is the real man!

Not like a certain long-haired old demon...

"Zhang Tangmu, ring 10!"

My kao, called Zhang Tangmu, is that amazing? !

Hahahaha or or or, hiccup!

Li Jerui lifted the 56-type semi-automatic rifle upside down, and shouted to Zhang Tangmu: "MD! It doesn't count! Come again!——"

In the center of the shooting range, only Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerui were left.

The scorching sun, the sweeping wind blowing the bald withered turf, the loess and dust escaping the sky, presents a short-lived western scene.

Zhang Tangmu responded: "Okay."

I cao!Very arrogant!

"What should I do if I lose?!" Li Jerui sent a voice transmission from thousands of miles away.

Said over there: "You speak first."

"Ahahahahaha! I'm a sharpshooter! I won't lose!" Li Jerui laughed, "I can't beat you, I just ran home from this ravine!!"

Zhang Tangmu: "OK."

"What about you?!" Li Jerui put his hands on his hips.

"It's up to you." Zhang Tangmu said calmly.

What about me?

"Okay! You wait!!"

The instructor slapped Li Jerry on the back of the head: "—Get down! Who told you to stand with a gun?!"

Li Jerui took the ten greasy bullets, polished them one by one with his cuff, and muttered to himself: "MD! It's time to win glory for the country!"

The instructor felt very amused, looked left and right at Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerui, bent down, and said to Li Jerui, who was more masculine, "I bet ten yuan on you, don't feel pressured."

Li Jerui turned his head and glanced at the dark stands and rostrum.

"Your odds are low, so be optimistic about you." The instructor said again.

"Hmph!..." Li Jerui disdainfully.

Even if you have a bit of wink, look at me leading everyone, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven!

"Ready." The podium broadcast a password.

"shooting!!"

"Zhang Tangmu, Ring 9."

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I am invincible, number one in the world!

"Lee Jerry, ring 11!"

Wahahahahahahaha!

Eh?

Damn what a chicken?

Li Jerui dropped his gun and rushed over to grab Zhang Tangmu's collar.

"What the fuck! What do you mean you hit my bull's-eye with a single shot?!"

Zhang Tangmu shook his shoulder and said, "It's a casual shot."

Very... casual? ...

Li Jerui's chest rose and fell, and beads of sweat rolled down his black temples and down to his chin, glistening all the way, and then flowed down delicately from his neck, flowed into his chest, and evaporated there.

Zhang Tangmu looked down at him, and after a while, he took his hand away and said, "Go and receive the award."

"...Mom, fuck me! I won't take you to play like this!"

Li Jerui pointed at Zhang Tangmu's back and shouted.

"Oh. Be more serious next time."

Zhang Tangmu turned around, his long flowing hair twirling with the wind.

"Wow! Our squad leader, why are you so awesome! You can even get into the soul with a bevel!"

"Terrible! The 56-style rifle. The gun is super difficult to shoot! You can't live without this kind of operation, okay?!"

"It's a loss, it's a loss, it's a loss! Li Jerui, you cheated on me!"

"I'm at a loss too..."

"I don't care! Jerry Lee's name is written on the certificate, Jerry Lee won! Give me back my hard-earned money!"

"Hey! You! That hard-earned money! How much did you bet on Jerry Lee?"

"piece."

"Go away!"

……

In this round of live ammunition shooting, Jerry Lee won and lost.

Jerry Li didn't know what to do.

Due to the relatively large internal disputes and prominent contradictions, the students who sit in the gambling field have been unable to draw the lottery and divide the money, and it is difficult for them to be left or right.

In the end, Zhang Tangmu had to be invited out.

Zhang Tangmu said: "It's wrong to gamble."

The casino closed down, the betting money was confiscated, and the class fee was not worrying for half a year.

The normal walking speed of ordinary people is about 5 kilometers per hour...

The general walking speed of the weak is about 3 kilometers per hour...

From this mountain valley, back to Nandu, the one-way total is 608 kilometers, which is a total of 14 full marathon distances, and a little more...

and so……

Xue Xiaogu, who came back from the dead, said: "——Li Jerui! Get in the car! Don't be stubborn! You will die!!"

Large luggage, follow the car.Li Jerui took his time and did a few stretching exercises without looking back, and ran briskly on the way home.

In a short time, the students were in a mighty force, sitting on the bus rented by the school, chewing on the snacks bought by the class fee, passing him one car after another.

"Jerry Lee! Come on!"

"Jerry Lee! Come on!"

Labor chant, shout it first.

"Sharpshooter! We're in town waiting for you!—"

"Jerry Lee! I fucking respect you for being a man!—"

"Jerry Lee! Well done! You are the pride of a man! You are the pride of a man! You are..."

Jerry Lee: "Get out!!!——"

The large army laughed and laughed, and the military songs were loud and clear, gradually disappearing into the sky.

Li Jerui made sure that the last rearview mirror was also missing, so he changed from running to walking, and slapped the thick residual exhaust with his hand.

"MD! Seems to have failed the expectations of the whole village..."

He looks at his watch.

Chu Chu Chu!Chu Chu Chu!

Qing Pi drove a small broken car and arrived on time to meet Li Jerui.

There is no village in the front, no shop in the back, a cinder road to the sky, compared with a pilgrimage to Tibet, the sky is high, the land is wide, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten.

Li Jerui stepped on the back seat of the motorcycle and said, "Didn't your mother find out?"

Qing Pi handed over the helmet, flatteringly said: "My mother knows, my mother told you to take a look at my sister's photo no matter what."

"dont see."

"Brother Jerry, my sister looks so sweet, my mother said..."

"What are you talking about! I can't be a door-to-door son-in-law! Drive!"

Qingpi is a hard-working person.

He was beaten by Li Jerui at the entrance of his canteen, and he went to the military bathroom with a swollen face. He was unlucky, and he bumped into Li Jerui coming out of the shower.

The two met on a narrow road, and he wanted to scold a few words and run away. After all, one was that he called to harass the girl and was caught by Xue Xiaogu on the spot, and the other was that Li Jerui was too fierce and he couldn't beat him.

There was a back and forth in the quarrel, and all the sins he committed before were heard by his old mother.

As for who Qingpi's old lady is, she is the aunt of the bathhouse who made a knife at the entrance of the convenience bathhouse, collected money and let people go!

In this way, Qingpi is not only the rich second generation of the petty bourgeoisie in the village, but also the child of employees in the military region.

Qingpi is so fucking angry, his son dared to hit the instructor!

Qingpi was confused, and was beaten up by his old mother again.

"Mom! What did you like about him?! He's so fat, he didn't say a word of truth! Why is he still an instructor?!"

"You know what a fart! This kind of man protects his weaknesses! Just treat his wife well!!"

Qingpi: For the happiness of my sister...

"Jerry, here we are."

After driving for thirty minutes, Qing Pi handed over the motorcycle to Li Jerui, and stayed at the service station at the intersection, waiting for the shuttle bus or tractor to go home.

It's actually just a shabby little shop.

Li Jerry bought water, took out his mobile phone from his chest, and said, "Here is my number. Come to Nandu University of Medical Sciences when you are free, and take the car back. The car is disabled by you. At that time, I will give you a full set of maintenance, tires , fire wire and so on must be changed, is there any other request?"

While pressing the phone, Qing Pi said, "Why don't you... spray some more paint, I want a frosted one."

Diddoo!

On Li Jerui's mobile phone screen, a picture of a girl's life popped up, the full-body one.

Jerry Lee: "Your spray paint is gone."

Qing Pi hurriedly smirked: "It's cute! She also studies, you guys have time, let's meet up..."

Li Jerui suddenly felt the back of his neck itch slightly.Because the phone screen was shrouded in shadows, the automatic brightness was turned on, and it lit up more and more glaringly, and the golden light flourished.

Zhang Tangmu frowned, and said calmly, "Are you guys exchanging any strange photos?"

"Fuck! You were pushed out of the car?!" Li Jerui jumped eight feet away in horror.

"No. I wanted...to take a run with you. The scenery...is still very good." Zhang Tangmu slowly looked over Qingpi's forehead and looked at the only motorcycle in front of the store.

Qing Pi trembled: "...the helmet, here you are. The key, here you are."

"Thank you." Zhang Tangmu took it and said politely, "Then, let's say goodbye."

Li Jerui came up and tore off the green skin: "You are insane! What are you going to do with the key?!"

Qing Pi: Afraid...

"Zhang Tangmu! Don't leave! You, you bandit! Steal my motorcycle!!"

Zhang Tangmu has two long legs, supporting the cart left and right.He put down his mask, started the engine, and only asked, "Are you going?"

With the arrow on the string, Jerry Li jumped to the back seat.

"—hold tight."

"Boom"!Deafening!

Qing Pi rushed out, only seeing a black spot on the horizon.

"Brother Jerry!—" Qing Pi said, "My sister!..."

Everything is silent.

Qing Pi shook his head, thinking: No, why does Brother Jerry seem to have been kidnapped? ...

There was a lot of wind in his ears, Li Jerui freed up a hand, and barely patted Zhang Tangmu's shoulder.

Zhang Tangmu pulled over and stopped, "What's wrong?"

"pee!"

The potholed county-level roads and the green rice fields extend to the invisible distant mountains.

Zhang Tangmu took off his helmet and straightened his hair according to style.

Li Jerui was standing on the ridge of the field, staring beautifully, and suddenly heard Zhang Tangmu say: "At your age, it's normal to look at pictures of girls."

Jerry Lee: "Don't make me pee!"

Diddoo!

Li Jerry's cell phone rang.

Take it out, and on the screen is a group photo of the freshmen of Nandu Medical University shooting with live ammunition, the champion, first runner-up and third runner-up.

It's just that No.3 somehow disappeared across the board?

This became the exclusive group photo of Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerui.

No matter from which angle you look at this photo, Li Jerui's face at that time must have been not very good.

Zhang Tangmu smiled for the first time, although not very much, but Zhang Tangmu was indeed behind Li Jerui, showing his face and smiling...

Jerry Lee: "..."

The urinary system of the whole person is under unprecedented impact.

"I kao, kao! Delete!" He said "porcelain" and closed the zipper.

"Get up! It's my turn!!"

Li Jerui pushed Zhang Tangmu away, and Zhang Tangmu took it for granted, grabbed Li Jerui's waist, and stepped into the back seat safely.

"I'm cao..." Li Jerui lowered his head, looked at Zhang Tangmusuo's two long arms, and felt mixed emotions in his heart, unable to tell what it was like.

"I'll tell you, I'm driving steadily, I won't fall off." Li Jerui earnestly said.

"I know."

"I know it's so fucking tight!!"

Li Jerui stepped on the gas pedal angrily.

Eh?Eh?Eh?

Special?what's the situation?

Zhang Tangmu: "Turn off the fire."

"I know it's turned off!" Li Jerui stood up and stepped on it.

Bang!

A puff of black smoke exploded from the exhaust pipe, and then, there was no sound.

Zhang Tangmu: "It should be broken."

Desperation flooded Li Jerui's chest, "Ahhhhhhhhhh! Shut up! Shut up! - It's all because you are too heavy!!"

Zhang Tangmu slowly waved his arms and shouted to the rear: "—Tractor, tractor, save people!"

"..."

The majestic Li Jerui was really close to dying on the spot.