Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry
Chapter 5 Pets
Qing Pi fell to the ground, not knowing that he should be thankful.
Those who were better at fighting didn't make a move at all.
Li Jerui dragged Xue Xiaogu out of the pile of "lying corpses" and threw it to Zhang Tangmu.
Xue Xiaogu can still walk.
The setting sun was setting, and the three of them walked together in the golden light.
Xue Xiaogu had thin skin and tender flesh, his face was flushed, his eyes were full of tears, and he was embarrassed to cry.It was the first time in my life that I experienced the turmoil, the shouts of the barbarians were still in my ears, and my shoulders were still trembling.
Li Jerui looked behind for a long time, thoughtful at first, and then suddenly realized, he asked Zhang Tangmu softly: "Hey, tell me, does this... look like a hamster?"
Zhang Tangmu nodded.
Li Jerui was very happy, and immediately stepped forward, hugging Xue Xiaogu's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Hey! Tell me! Do you look like a...uh...little hamster!"
Xue Xiaogu looked at each other angrily, puffed up his cheeks, and answered with a choked voice: "...teacher...why does the teacher look like a hamster?!"
"Tsk!" Li Jerui pushed him away, looked away, and said impatiently, "Damn it! It's very similar anyway!"
Zhang Tangmu understood.
It turns out that Jerry Lee likes cute things.
Early the next morning, Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerui discovered at the same time that Xue Xiaogu was ill.
High fever, humming and chirping nonsense.
"My cao, it was broken!" Li Jerui was about to wash his face.
Holding the black sandalwood comb, Zhang Tangmu carefully reviewed yesterday's yellow flowers, and said, "I didn't hit him. It's just..."
"What is it?"
"It's just that the waist was pushed by the knee."
"My cao, kidney failure!"
Men, sex, kidney, and deficiency are big things, and those who don't study medicine know it.
The two were silent at the same time, and then they worked together, one at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed, pulled Xue Xiaogu out of the bed, took off his clothes, and checked the kidney and waist.
No cyan, no purple, no trauma.
"Psychological reasons." Zhang Tangmu analyzed calmly.
"Scared?! Damn it..." Li Jerui felt very absurd.
"This is called fever due to fright in Chinese medicine." Zhang Tangmu stuffed Xue Xiaogu back into the bed.
"Scared and fever? This is not just a child's disease!"
Jerry Li grabbed the door and left.
I can't control it anymore.
I've seen a good-for-nothing, but I've never seen such a good-for-nothing.
Zhang Tang blocked him like a wooden screen, "You stay here today and take care of Xue Xue."
"I want to eat! I want to go downstairs to eat!!" Li Jerui protested.
"I'll find someone to deliver it to you." Zhang Tangmu said.
"...Tang Mu...Zhang Tangmu..." Xue Xiaogu suddenly called out on the bed.
"Teacher Xue." Zhang Tangmu let Li Jerui pass, and walked to the bedside.
Xue Xiaogu took Zhang Tangmu's hand and said emotionally: "... Zhang Tangmu... our class... I will leave it to you... everything... I will leave it to you..."
"I know. Take a good rest." Zhang Tangmu replied, "Please rest assured. Everyone will definitely live up to your expectations."
After Xue Xiaogu listened to each word, he let go of his hands and closed his eyes peacefully.
Li Jerui had goosebumps all over his body, like fleas were flying up and down, and he even shivered.
We don't understand the contrived world of the ruling class.
Being so disgusted that he didn't want it, Li Jerui was a little petrified.
Zhang Tangmu straightened the brim of his military hat, walked past him, and said, "Be good."
Two minutes later, a roar like a torrential rain poured down from the corridor.
"Damn it! Zhang Tangmu, come back to me!!"
"Why the fuck am I being misbehaving!!"
"..."
"Why should I be good!!"
"..."
"Ahhhhh! Don't TM forget to bring me food!!"
"Jerry Lee!"
The food delivery man was out of breath, so he turned a big plastic box with a handle, and came to feed him at the order of Zhang Tangmu.
There are steamed buns and white porridge, as well as side dishes and soy milk.
Li Jerry was slightly satisfied.
The meal delivery boy was full of pimples and big red bumps on his nose. He felt like he had seen it somewhere before. Li Jerui was busy eating and couldn't remember.
The boy carefully held a bulging handkerchief bag, and said enviously, "This is the boiled eggs that the girl... gave you, a total of twelve..."
"Oh." Li Jerui answered with his head buried.
The boy took another bag of things, put it lightly on the table, and said respectfully: "This is... the boiled eggs given to you by the monitor, and there are also twelve..."
Li Jerui dropped his chopsticks, stood up and yelled: "——Mom! You fucking want to support me to death!!"
The gunpowder barrel exploded, and the delivery man picked up the empty plastic box and ran away, saying, "I put Xue Xue's medicine down!"
Li Jerui kicked on the stool, "Say it sooner!"
Taking care of Xue Xiaogu is more interesting than taking care of electronic pets.
That's it.
"Hey! Take your medicine! What's for breakfast?!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
"What did you say?!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
Li Jerui picked up Xue Xiaogu, took a few spoonfuls of porridge, and forcibly fed the medicine.
Feed again, can't feed in.
The effect of the medicine took effect, and Xue Xiaogu was completely quiet.
Jerry Li studied the doctor's orders while he was sleeping.
A small rectangular piece of tea-white thin paper, pen handwriting, pure black ink, very detailed, and the characters are beautiful and elegant, quite like a famous doctor.
The famous doctor wrote in the last line in small letters——
"Jerry Lee, have a nice day, Tom Zhang."
Li Jerui felt that Zhang Tangmu was serious.He wanted to swear at people very much, especially want to swear at people, the kind of want to swear that "the heart can't wait to break out of the chest wall, go to a wider world, and take a breath".
"Cold...I'm cold..."
Xue Xiaogu was confused.
"Stop shouting! Hold on!!"
A thin line was left on the window, and Li Jerui brought two quilts, one made of thick wood and one of his own, and put them on for Xue Xiaogu.
"Water...I'm thirsty..."
"Wait! I'll go get some hot ones!!"
"Mustard?... No taste in your mouth..."
"Do you want pickled cucumbers?"
"don't want……"
"Damn it! Eat whatever you have!! Damn! Why don't you say you want to eat big meat buns?!"
"……Have it?"
"Knock mom! No!!"
"Whoa, whoa..."
"Stop talking about feeding sleeping pills!!"
At lunch time, the delivery boy lay on the door and listened for a long time, and almost dared not go in.At the same time, I also feel that Xue Xue's life is not long, and Zhang Tangmu is also very secretive, how can he ask Li Jerui to take care of the patient alone?
Putting down to eat, Li Jerui grabbed Acne by the collar.
"Tell the kitchen to bring meat buns over tonight."
"what?……"
"Ah what?! Sick rice!!"
The pimples are shit, so I went to Zhang Tangmu for help.
After feeding Xue Xiaogu's lunch, Li Jerui had to wring a hot towel for Xue Xiaogu, wipe his face, hands, and sweat.
"Oops!...You rub it lightly...lightly, lightly...the skin is gone!..."
After Xue Xiaogu took the medicine, he lay down and fell asleep again.
Li Jerui also felt a little tired, heart-tired, and desperately wanted to lie down on the bed and rest.
At this time, the army leaders came to condolences to Xue Xiaogu, and Li Jerry got up to receive him; the counselors from other classes came to visit Xue Xiaogu, and Li Jerry received him; the military training instructor came to visit, and Li Jerui still received him...
Long river sunset, bright moon hanging high.
Zhang Tangmu, covered in stars, stepped into the dormitory.
On the small wooden table, the leftovers from the evening have not had time to clean up.
With his back to the door, Li Jerui was peeling apples in front of the hospital bed.
"Is it delicious?" Zhang Tangmu asked.
"Boom".
The apple and the machete were thrown into Xue Xiaogu's bowl together.
"You fucking know to come back?!! Meat buns! He ate them all by himself!!" Li Jerui went into a rage.
Zhang Tangmu clicked his tongue: "Eat all six?"
"I ate all six of them!! I handed the bag over, let him eat first!! I ate them all!! Not a single one was left for me!!"
Li Jerry sued.
Don't look at Xue Xiaogu as a late mother, he has been calling for Ai Ai all day long.Now he also knows that it is his fault, so he lies in bed and pretends to be dead without making a sound.
Zhang Tangmu looked up and asked, "Are you all right?"
Li Jerui picked up the bowl and snorted, "He's not dead! You can still eat apples!"
Zhang Tangmu said: "Eat so much, still eat apples?"
Li Jerui took out the will from his trouser pocket, ah no, the doctor’s order, “Didn’t you say this, to supplement vitamins?!…Interesting, what’s a man eating six buns for a meal?” Li Jerui patted his chest, “I see him It's almost ready... I'm going to be liberated! Alas! MD, I'm so tired, I can't bear it..."
"Li Jerui..." Xue Xiaogu poked his head out from the bed, only showing a pair of eyes, feeling very guilty, "Teacher thinks the bun...you eat it first...why didn't you keep it for yourself?..."
Li Jerui forced the enamel bowl into Zhang Tangmu's hands: "Hold on for a while, I'll go out to get some air..." He squinted at Xue Xiaogu, and left with a wave of his hand, "Forget it, I'll just... raise hamsters... No! Damn it! I will raise my son!!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
Zhang Tangmu: "Eat an apple."
"Aren't you full tonight?" Tom Zhang asked Li Jerui.
The open-air fire exit on the east side of the dormitory building.
The breeze is long and can lift your hair.
Li Jerui sat on the concrete railing, peeled the shells, and ate hard-boiled eggs.
"No. Look at the moon." He lowered his head and knocked on two more eggs. "Today is a full moon. Tsk, I'll make a phone call."
He jumped down, and there was a soft sound of coins colliding in his pocket.
Zhang Tangmu looked up, and it was really big, round, and bright. It was really a legendary silver basin.He moved his Adam's apple slightly, and instead of asking, "Who are you going to call?", he said, "Is it from the girl, or from me?"
"What?" Li Jerui turned around and stopped to grab the payphone.
"egg."
"What's wrong! They're all the same, what's the difference?! Did you poison them?!" Li Jerui was puzzled.
"Nothing." Zhang Tangmu shrugged.
"By the way, are there any more buns?" Li Jerui didn't give up.
Baozi is a very delicate thing.The meat bun is not too much, [-] folds, Li Jerui has seen it.It is very different from the big pot of rice used to feed pigs during military training.
"I'll make it for you next time. If there is a chance." Zhang Tangmu looked at his watch.
Downstairs, the rally whistle blew.
"Song at night, chorus. You don't have to go." Zhang Tangmu instructed.
"Oh."
It's fine not to go.
I learned a few army songs and sang them over and over again, with a louder and more powerful voice than anyone else.Sing a song, this day is equivalent to eating for nothing.
Li Jerui said with a chuckle: "MD, I lost the opportunity to show my singing voice."
Zhang Tangmu left.Li Jerui dropped another egg into his mouth.
——I cao!etc!What did he just say?
... Long-haired old goblin, he can also make big meat buns? !
"Mom... Mom, what a chicken?"
Smelling the aroma, it must be pork stuffing specially approved by Cooking Class!
Li Jerry was extremely annoyed.
Moreover, from today onwards, it seems... I have to accept the cruel reality that "Zhang Tangmu is actually an all-around player".
Those who were better at fighting didn't make a move at all.
Li Jerui dragged Xue Xiaogu out of the pile of "lying corpses" and threw it to Zhang Tangmu.
Xue Xiaogu can still walk.
The setting sun was setting, and the three of them walked together in the golden light.
Xue Xiaogu had thin skin and tender flesh, his face was flushed, his eyes were full of tears, and he was embarrassed to cry.It was the first time in my life that I experienced the turmoil, the shouts of the barbarians were still in my ears, and my shoulders were still trembling.
Li Jerui looked behind for a long time, thoughtful at first, and then suddenly realized, he asked Zhang Tangmu softly: "Hey, tell me, does this... look like a hamster?"
Zhang Tangmu nodded.
Li Jerui was very happy, and immediately stepped forward, hugging Xue Xiaogu's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Hey! Tell me! Do you look like a...uh...little hamster!"
Xue Xiaogu looked at each other angrily, puffed up his cheeks, and answered with a choked voice: "...teacher...why does the teacher look like a hamster?!"
"Tsk!" Li Jerui pushed him away, looked away, and said impatiently, "Damn it! It's very similar anyway!"
Zhang Tangmu understood.
It turns out that Jerry Lee likes cute things.
Early the next morning, Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerui discovered at the same time that Xue Xiaogu was ill.
High fever, humming and chirping nonsense.
"My cao, it was broken!" Li Jerui was about to wash his face.
Holding the black sandalwood comb, Zhang Tangmu carefully reviewed yesterday's yellow flowers, and said, "I didn't hit him. It's just..."
"What is it?"
"It's just that the waist was pushed by the knee."
"My cao, kidney failure!"
Men, sex, kidney, and deficiency are big things, and those who don't study medicine know it.
The two were silent at the same time, and then they worked together, one at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed, pulled Xue Xiaogu out of the bed, took off his clothes, and checked the kidney and waist.
No cyan, no purple, no trauma.
"Psychological reasons." Zhang Tangmu analyzed calmly.
"Scared?! Damn it..." Li Jerui felt very absurd.
"This is called fever due to fright in Chinese medicine." Zhang Tangmu stuffed Xue Xiaogu back into the bed.
"Scared and fever? This is not just a child's disease!"
Jerry Li grabbed the door and left.
I can't control it anymore.
I've seen a good-for-nothing, but I've never seen such a good-for-nothing.
Zhang Tang blocked him like a wooden screen, "You stay here today and take care of Xue Xue."
"I want to eat! I want to go downstairs to eat!!" Li Jerui protested.
"I'll find someone to deliver it to you." Zhang Tangmu said.
"...Tang Mu...Zhang Tangmu..." Xue Xiaogu suddenly called out on the bed.
"Teacher Xue." Zhang Tangmu let Li Jerui pass, and walked to the bedside.
Xue Xiaogu took Zhang Tangmu's hand and said emotionally: "... Zhang Tangmu... our class... I will leave it to you... everything... I will leave it to you..."
"I know. Take a good rest." Zhang Tangmu replied, "Please rest assured. Everyone will definitely live up to your expectations."
After Xue Xiaogu listened to each word, he let go of his hands and closed his eyes peacefully.
Li Jerui had goosebumps all over his body, like fleas were flying up and down, and he even shivered.
We don't understand the contrived world of the ruling class.
Being so disgusted that he didn't want it, Li Jerui was a little petrified.
Zhang Tangmu straightened the brim of his military hat, walked past him, and said, "Be good."
Two minutes later, a roar like a torrential rain poured down from the corridor.
"Damn it! Zhang Tangmu, come back to me!!"
"Why the fuck am I being misbehaving!!"
"..."
"Why should I be good!!"
"..."
"Ahhhhh! Don't TM forget to bring me food!!"
"Jerry Lee!"
The food delivery man was out of breath, so he turned a big plastic box with a handle, and came to feed him at the order of Zhang Tangmu.
There are steamed buns and white porridge, as well as side dishes and soy milk.
Li Jerry was slightly satisfied.
The meal delivery boy was full of pimples and big red bumps on his nose. He felt like he had seen it somewhere before. Li Jerui was busy eating and couldn't remember.
The boy carefully held a bulging handkerchief bag, and said enviously, "This is the boiled eggs that the girl... gave you, a total of twelve..."
"Oh." Li Jerui answered with his head buried.
The boy took another bag of things, put it lightly on the table, and said respectfully: "This is... the boiled eggs given to you by the monitor, and there are also twelve..."
Li Jerui dropped his chopsticks, stood up and yelled: "——Mom! You fucking want to support me to death!!"
The gunpowder barrel exploded, and the delivery man picked up the empty plastic box and ran away, saying, "I put Xue Xue's medicine down!"
Li Jerui kicked on the stool, "Say it sooner!"
Taking care of Xue Xiaogu is more interesting than taking care of electronic pets.
That's it.
"Hey! Take your medicine! What's for breakfast?!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
"What did you say?!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
Li Jerui picked up Xue Xiaogu, took a few spoonfuls of porridge, and forcibly fed the medicine.
Feed again, can't feed in.
The effect of the medicine took effect, and Xue Xiaogu was completely quiet.
Jerry Li studied the doctor's orders while he was sleeping.
A small rectangular piece of tea-white thin paper, pen handwriting, pure black ink, very detailed, and the characters are beautiful and elegant, quite like a famous doctor.
The famous doctor wrote in the last line in small letters——
"Jerry Lee, have a nice day, Tom Zhang."
Li Jerui felt that Zhang Tangmu was serious.He wanted to swear at people very much, especially want to swear at people, the kind of want to swear that "the heart can't wait to break out of the chest wall, go to a wider world, and take a breath".
"Cold...I'm cold..."
Xue Xiaogu was confused.
"Stop shouting! Hold on!!"
A thin line was left on the window, and Li Jerui brought two quilts, one made of thick wood and one of his own, and put them on for Xue Xiaogu.
"Water...I'm thirsty..."
"Wait! I'll go get some hot ones!!"
"Mustard?... No taste in your mouth..."
"Do you want pickled cucumbers?"
"don't want……"
"Damn it! Eat whatever you have!! Damn! Why don't you say you want to eat big meat buns?!"
"……Have it?"
"Knock mom! No!!"
"Whoa, whoa..."
"Stop talking about feeding sleeping pills!!"
At lunch time, the delivery boy lay on the door and listened for a long time, and almost dared not go in.At the same time, I also feel that Xue Xue's life is not long, and Zhang Tangmu is also very secretive, how can he ask Li Jerui to take care of the patient alone?
Putting down to eat, Li Jerui grabbed Acne by the collar.
"Tell the kitchen to bring meat buns over tonight."
"what?……"
"Ah what?! Sick rice!!"
The pimples are shit, so I went to Zhang Tangmu for help.
After feeding Xue Xiaogu's lunch, Li Jerui had to wring a hot towel for Xue Xiaogu, wipe his face, hands, and sweat.
"Oops!...You rub it lightly...lightly, lightly...the skin is gone!..."
After Xue Xiaogu took the medicine, he lay down and fell asleep again.
Li Jerui also felt a little tired, heart-tired, and desperately wanted to lie down on the bed and rest.
At this time, the army leaders came to condolences to Xue Xiaogu, and Li Jerry got up to receive him; the counselors from other classes came to visit Xue Xiaogu, and Li Jerry received him; the military training instructor came to visit, and Li Jerui still received him...
Long river sunset, bright moon hanging high.
Zhang Tangmu, covered in stars, stepped into the dormitory.
On the small wooden table, the leftovers from the evening have not had time to clean up.
With his back to the door, Li Jerui was peeling apples in front of the hospital bed.
"Is it delicious?" Zhang Tangmu asked.
"Boom".
The apple and the machete were thrown into Xue Xiaogu's bowl together.
"You fucking know to come back?!! Meat buns! He ate them all by himself!!" Li Jerui went into a rage.
Zhang Tangmu clicked his tongue: "Eat all six?"
"I ate all six of them!! I handed the bag over, let him eat first!! I ate them all!! Not a single one was left for me!!"
Li Jerry sued.
Don't look at Xue Xiaogu as a late mother, he has been calling for Ai Ai all day long.Now he also knows that it is his fault, so he lies in bed and pretends to be dead without making a sound.
Zhang Tangmu looked up and asked, "Are you all right?"
Li Jerui picked up the bowl and snorted, "He's not dead! You can still eat apples!"
Zhang Tangmu said: "Eat so much, still eat apples?"
Li Jerui took out the will from his trouser pocket, ah no, the doctor’s order, “Didn’t you say this, to supplement vitamins?!…Interesting, what’s a man eating six buns for a meal?” Li Jerui patted his chest, “I see him It's almost ready... I'm going to be liberated! Alas! MD, I'm so tired, I can't bear it..."
"Li Jerui..." Xue Xiaogu poked his head out from the bed, only showing a pair of eyes, feeling very guilty, "Teacher thinks the bun...you eat it first...why didn't you keep it for yourself?..."
Li Jerui forced the enamel bowl into Zhang Tangmu's hands: "Hold on for a while, I'll go out to get some air..." He squinted at Xue Xiaogu, and left with a wave of his hand, "Forget it, I'll just... raise hamsters... No! Damn it! I will raise my son!!"
Xue Xiaogu: "Which..."
Zhang Tangmu: "Eat an apple."
"Aren't you full tonight?" Tom Zhang asked Li Jerui.
The open-air fire exit on the east side of the dormitory building.
The breeze is long and can lift your hair.
Li Jerui sat on the concrete railing, peeled the shells, and ate hard-boiled eggs.
"No. Look at the moon." He lowered his head and knocked on two more eggs. "Today is a full moon. Tsk, I'll make a phone call."
He jumped down, and there was a soft sound of coins colliding in his pocket.
Zhang Tangmu looked up, and it was really big, round, and bright. It was really a legendary silver basin.He moved his Adam's apple slightly, and instead of asking, "Who are you going to call?", he said, "Is it from the girl, or from me?"
"What?" Li Jerui turned around and stopped to grab the payphone.
"egg."
"What's wrong! They're all the same, what's the difference?! Did you poison them?!" Li Jerui was puzzled.
"Nothing." Zhang Tangmu shrugged.
"By the way, are there any more buns?" Li Jerui didn't give up.
Baozi is a very delicate thing.The meat bun is not too much, [-] folds, Li Jerui has seen it.It is very different from the big pot of rice used to feed pigs during military training.
"I'll make it for you next time. If there is a chance." Zhang Tangmu looked at his watch.
Downstairs, the rally whistle blew.
"Song at night, chorus. You don't have to go." Zhang Tangmu instructed.
"Oh."
It's fine not to go.
I learned a few army songs and sang them over and over again, with a louder and more powerful voice than anyone else.Sing a song, this day is equivalent to eating for nothing.
Li Jerui said with a chuckle: "MD, I lost the opportunity to show my singing voice."
Zhang Tangmu left.Li Jerui dropped another egg into his mouth.
——I cao!etc!What did he just say?
... Long-haired old goblin, he can also make big meat buns? !
"Mom... Mom, what a chicken?"
Smelling the aroma, it must be pork stuffing specially approved by Cooking Class!
Li Jerry was extremely annoyed.
Moreover, from today onwards, it seems... I have to accept the cruel reality that "Zhang Tangmu is actually an all-around player".
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