Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry
Chapter 8
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the sky was dim, and it was too early to turn on the lights. It was the most peaceful and peaceful time of the day.
The curtains were light, and Li Jerui was lying on the upper bunk, curled up like a small animal, still immersed in the short and sweet lunch break.
Yu He is live streaming the game, wearing cute glare headphones, clicking the mouse and keyboard from time to time, and the soft mechanical sound overflows happily in the dormitory.
Someone "Boom! Boom! Boom!" knocked on the door, and then shouted——
"Where is the prince? Where is the prince Yuan?!"
In an instant, the door of the room opened wide, and a few figures rushed in.
rude.
Yu He got a little angry: "What Yuan prince? I'm still the Queen Mother of Qing Dynasty!"
The person who came picked up Yu He's back, raised his hand, and threw Yu He off the chair, "Stop fucking nonsense! What are you pretending to be! Where is the person surnamed Zheng?!"
Zheng Yuan?
Yu He was angry: "Zheng Yuan is not in the dormitory!"
The man yelled: "Fart! My girlfriend is in the dormitory, can he not be in the dormitory!"
Yu He shouted: "I'm not his girlfriend!"
Li Jerui jumped off the bed directly with a "gudong" and shouted: "——Mom! What's the matter!!"
The dormitory building shook three times.
The room was full of people, and there was nothing to say for a while.
Li Jerui raised his underpants, and said loudly: "I have something to say! Why hit a woman!!"
Yu He: "..."
At the moment, two big men stood up.A neck as thick as the head, and a waist as broad as the shoulders.
Thick neck said: "I can't see Zheng Yuan today, we will stay here!"
"That's right! Just stay here!" Behind him, a thin young man suddenly appeared, with a face like a hooligan, repeating repeatedly, "If he doesn't show up for a day, we'll just live here for a day! He won't show up for ten years , we will live here for ten years!"
Jerry Lee: "I'm cao! It doesn't matter if you live here for 100 years! Who the fuck cares about you!"
The young man's face was a little green, and he stomped his feet: "Shame on your face! You think I'm joking?! I, I..."
He turned around and walked to the bathroom, and as he walked, he laughed eccentrically: "I'm staying today, damn it, the conditions in your college student dormitory are really good!... Hehe, don't blame me for peeing on the floor..."
The man with the broad shoulders frowned, unable to hold back his temper.He pushed away the thin young man, stepped forward with one step, and raised his hands to sort out the bed.
Yu He got up and pulled his clothes, "What are you doing?! This is my bed!..."
With broad shoulders and raised legs, he wanted to kick Yuhe.
Li Jerui grabbed him by the collar, and his anger shot up his forehead, cursing: "Aren't you a debt collector! Damn it, the injustice has a leader, and the debt has an owner! I don't say good things twice, and none of you are going to leave today." !!"
Anyway, these people have no intention of leaving.
The broad shoulders were sprayed with saliva, and Li Jerui struggled twice with his arms, like a bull, but he couldn't break free.Seeing the thick neck, he rolled up his sleeves and went up to help.The three of them pushed and fought together for a while, and the things in the dormitory crackled and fell straight to the ground.
Yu He was terrified and made the phone with shaking hands.
He dialed a number first, but thought in his heart, at a time like this, there is no use for me calling Xue Xiaogu! !
There were two beeps, and the phone was connected.
Yu He almost cried: "—Squad leader! Something happened in the dormitory! Come quickly!!"
The thick neck felt that there was something wrong with his neck, and the back of his collar was grabbed by someone, and for a moment, it was stuck on his throat, causing him to panic.
When he came back to his senses, the person had already flown from the balcony to the gate, and was sitting on the ground with his back against the wall.
It was a mess.
In the middle of the room stood a tall young man in a neat white shirt.
Long black hair, drooping cheeks.
The boy turned his head and said, "Stand up and talk."
The thick neck stared in a daze, stumbled and crawled, stood up against the wall, but did not speak.
——The squad leader hit someone!
Li Jerui was overjoyed, and fell over his shoulder, smashing his evil broad shoulders to the ground.He dusted off his hands and said triumphantly, "Damn it! You don't have to stand up!"
With broad shoulders and eyes wide open, he resigned himself to lying on the ground.
"How much does Zheng Yuan owe you?" Zhang Tangmu asked as his gaze swept across Li Jerui and Yu He. The two were obviously lively and dancing.
"He, his father raised funds illegally..." Thick Neck's tongue was dry, his mind was buzzing, and he was still a little dazed.
Zhang Tangmu said in a deep voice, "This is the school."
"I know, I know..." The thick neck waved hurriedly, and the broad shoulders moved inch by inch from the ground to his side.
"Losing money!!" Li Jerui put his hands on his hips.
"Ouch!——"
Without waiting for the thick neck to answer, there was a sudden scream in the bathroom, it was very shrill, it was a human tragedy!
The door opened, and the thin young man who was going to seek relief from before walked in and crawled out!
"Qiu Zhi, you..." Thick neck stared blankly, confused.
Qiu Zhi clasped his belly tightly with both hands, and moved forward bit by bit with his elbows, shivering and howling: "Brother... I fell inside... Oops... It hurts me to death..."
Yu He was also still sitting on the ground, and said angrily, "You deserve it! You're stepping on your own piss!..."
Qiu Zhi rolled over, put his head against the corner of the closet, and said, "I didn't pee... I didn't pee on the floor... Ouch... Ouch..."
Everyone was fighting outside, and he hid in the bathroom.
"Coward!" Yu He spat, expressing everyone's aspirations.
Li Jerui glanced at Qiu Zhi, squatted down, and asked, "Did you fall your ass?"
Qiu Zhi blushed, bit his lip, and said with restraint: "Mmm..."
"Why did you throw your ass and cover your stomach?"
Qiu Zhi was gasping for breath, and said between his teeth: "I just have a stomachache! Wherever it hurts, I'll cover it! None of your business!"
Li Jerry slapped his ass.
Qiu Zhi: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Jerry Lee: "Call an ambulance. Your right hip is broken."
Upon hearing the word "fracture", Qiu Zhi also turned pale, and asked blankly, "What?"
Zhang Tangmu squatted down and said, "Your right crotch is where your pelvis is..."
Li Jerui said impatiently: "Your hip is broken! It broke into eight petals!"
Qiu Zhi understood at once, leaned up with difficulty, and murmured: "I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home..."
Beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead.
Li Jerui and Zhang Tangmu supported him together.
Li Jerui said: "Hey, listen clearly, I'm not scaring you. I have to go to the hospital immediately. The fracture is not a big deal, but there is bleeding in the abdomen, you know? So the stomach hurts more than the buttocks."
"I want to go home, I want to go home!..." Qiu Zhiman struggled wildly, "I have no money, you let me go, I want to go home!..."
"If you don't have money, the emergency department will owe you first! Don't mess around! I'll beat you if you twist again!" Li Jerui held him down.
Zhang Tangmu thought for a while and asked, "Is it really that serious?"
Li Jerui said softly: "Maybe someone will die."
Qiu Zhi trembled when he heard the two biting their ears: "...you lied to me! You can't understand me!..."
Yu He suddenly shouted: "—Huh?! You can't leave! The family members can't leave!"
The two men whom Qiu Zhi called "big brothers" had long since disappeared.
"I cao!" Li Jerui said.
"Yuhe, call 120." Zhang Tangmu said.
"Yeah! I'm dialing!" Yu He poked and poked with his little hand.
Qiu Zhi's face became paler and paler. He sighed and lay flat on the ground, only looking at the ceiling without moving.
"Xiaoyi! Xiaoyi!..."
Three seconds later, Qiu Zhi suddenly yelled, and every time he yelled, his breath became weaker and his face turned paler.
Zhang Tangmu said: "Don't do this, save your strength."
Jerry Li: "Stop howling! Is it a man!"
But Qiu Zhi said, "Where's my younger brother?"
"elder brother?……"
A child really jumped in from outside the door, five or six years old, thin and small, with timid eyes.
Zhang Tangmu was surprised: "This is your brother?"
The child refused, and squatted beside Qiu Zhi, crying nonstop.
Li Jerry said: "I'm Cao! You brought a child to collect debts?!"
Qiu Zhi looked at the sky: "Where were you just now?"
The child said, "I'm outside. If you don't call me, I won't come in."
Qiu Zhi nodded: "Okay. The key is in my...pants pocket. Go home by yourself."
"You're crazy!" Li Jerui was unhappy, picked up the child, and said, "Why are you crying, your brother can't die, and your pupils haven't dilated yet!"
The child shed tears again, sobbed and asked, "...what is mydriasis? Are they as big as yours?"
Li Jerui flatly said: "I have big eyes!!"
Yu He: "Pfft!—" I really couldn't hold back.
Zhang Tangmu earnestly educates the children: "Big eyes, good-looking."
Jerry Li: "You, don't talk!!"
"Qiu Zhi's family, please come to the emergency room! Qiu Zhi's family, please come to the emergency room!"
Nandu Sixth People's Hospital.
Li Jerui held the child high and handed it to the orthopedic consultant.
"This is the family!" Li Jerui said.
"Five years and nine months." Zhang Tangmu added.
The doctor put down the operation details sheet and asked, "Then who are you?"
Li Jerui raised his chest: "We are kind people!"
The three of them were kicked out together.
Li Jerui said to the child: "It's all because you are too young to sign!"
Zhang Tangmu said: "Is there anyone else in the family in Nandu?"
The child whimpered: "My uncle will come over from his hometown tomorrow morning..."
"Oh..." Li Jerui sighed, looked at the turbulent crowd in the hospital hall, scratched his head, and said, "Let's go through the formalities first..."
Zhang Tangmu asked the child, "Do you want him to hold you or me?"
The child hugged Zhang Tangmu.
Li Jerui cursed: "You are so young, you forget your friends when you see sex!"
Zhang Tangmu held the child and stood at the door of the emergency room.
Li Jerui is like a deer in heat, jumping up and down all over the hospital, registering, stamping, taking medicine, and getting reports...
Emergency patients accompanied by family members are not allowed to pay in arrears in principle; however, Qiu Zhi's family members are only five years old, and the hospital opened a green channel for them.
Pelvic area, polyvascular, polynervous.Qiu Zhi's internal bleeding was very serious, and he was awake for a while and confused for a while.
When confused, cry cold, cry pain.
He suddenly woke up and asked, "Where's my brother?"
The nurse said over and over again: "The two boys who brought you here, remember? They are outside with your brother."
Qiu Zhi didn't know if he heard it, his eyes were slack, and he began to cry for pain again.
The curtains were light, and Li Jerui was lying on the upper bunk, curled up like a small animal, still immersed in the short and sweet lunch break.
Yu He is live streaming the game, wearing cute glare headphones, clicking the mouse and keyboard from time to time, and the soft mechanical sound overflows happily in the dormitory.
Someone "Boom! Boom! Boom!" knocked on the door, and then shouted——
"Where is the prince? Where is the prince Yuan?!"
In an instant, the door of the room opened wide, and a few figures rushed in.
rude.
Yu He got a little angry: "What Yuan prince? I'm still the Queen Mother of Qing Dynasty!"
The person who came picked up Yu He's back, raised his hand, and threw Yu He off the chair, "Stop fucking nonsense! What are you pretending to be! Where is the person surnamed Zheng?!"
Zheng Yuan?
Yu He was angry: "Zheng Yuan is not in the dormitory!"
The man yelled: "Fart! My girlfriend is in the dormitory, can he not be in the dormitory!"
Yu He shouted: "I'm not his girlfriend!"
Li Jerui jumped off the bed directly with a "gudong" and shouted: "——Mom! What's the matter!!"
The dormitory building shook three times.
The room was full of people, and there was nothing to say for a while.
Li Jerui raised his underpants, and said loudly: "I have something to say! Why hit a woman!!"
Yu He: "..."
At the moment, two big men stood up.A neck as thick as the head, and a waist as broad as the shoulders.
Thick neck said: "I can't see Zheng Yuan today, we will stay here!"
"That's right! Just stay here!" Behind him, a thin young man suddenly appeared, with a face like a hooligan, repeating repeatedly, "If he doesn't show up for a day, we'll just live here for a day! He won't show up for ten years , we will live here for ten years!"
Jerry Lee: "I'm cao! It doesn't matter if you live here for 100 years! Who the fuck cares about you!"
The young man's face was a little green, and he stomped his feet: "Shame on your face! You think I'm joking?! I, I..."
He turned around and walked to the bathroom, and as he walked, he laughed eccentrically: "I'm staying today, damn it, the conditions in your college student dormitory are really good!... Hehe, don't blame me for peeing on the floor..."
The man with the broad shoulders frowned, unable to hold back his temper.He pushed away the thin young man, stepped forward with one step, and raised his hands to sort out the bed.
Yu He got up and pulled his clothes, "What are you doing?! This is my bed!..."
With broad shoulders and raised legs, he wanted to kick Yuhe.
Li Jerui grabbed him by the collar, and his anger shot up his forehead, cursing: "Aren't you a debt collector! Damn it, the injustice has a leader, and the debt has an owner! I don't say good things twice, and none of you are going to leave today." !!"
Anyway, these people have no intention of leaving.
The broad shoulders were sprayed with saliva, and Li Jerui struggled twice with his arms, like a bull, but he couldn't break free.Seeing the thick neck, he rolled up his sleeves and went up to help.The three of them pushed and fought together for a while, and the things in the dormitory crackled and fell straight to the ground.
Yu He was terrified and made the phone with shaking hands.
He dialed a number first, but thought in his heart, at a time like this, there is no use for me calling Xue Xiaogu! !
There were two beeps, and the phone was connected.
Yu He almost cried: "—Squad leader! Something happened in the dormitory! Come quickly!!"
The thick neck felt that there was something wrong with his neck, and the back of his collar was grabbed by someone, and for a moment, it was stuck on his throat, causing him to panic.
When he came back to his senses, the person had already flown from the balcony to the gate, and was sitting on the ground with his back against the wall.
It was a mess.
In the middle of the room stood a tall young man in a neat white shirt.
Long black hair, drooping cheeks.
The boy turned his head and said, "Stand up and talk."
The thick neck stared in a daze, stumbled and crawled, stood up against the wall, but did not speak.
——The squad leader hit someone!
Li Jerui was overjoyed, and fell over his shoulder, smashing his evil broad shoulders to the ground.He dusted off his hands and said triumphantly, "Damn it! You don't have to stand up!"
With broad shoulders and eyes wide open, he resigned himself to lying on the ground.
"How much does Zheng Yuan owe you?" Zhang Tangmu asked as his gaze swept across Li Jerui and Yu He. The two were obviously lively and dancing.
"He, his father raised funds illegally..." Thick Neck's tongue was dry, his mind was buzzing, and he was still a little dazed.
Zhang Tangmu said in a deep voice, "This is the school."
"I know, I know..." The thick neck waved hurriedly, and the broad shoulders moved inch by inch from the ground to his side.
"Losing money!!" Li Jerui put his hands on his hips.
"Ouch!——"
Without waiting for the thick neck to answer, there was a sudden scream in the bathroom, it was very shrill, it was a human tragedy!
The door opened, and the thin young man who was going to seek relief from before walked in and crawled out!
"Qiu Zhi, you..." Thick neck stared blankly, confused.
Qiu Zhi clasped his belly tightly with both hands, and moved forward bit by bit with his elbows, shivering and howling: "Brother... I fell inside... Oops... It hurts me to death..."
Yu He was also still sitting on the ground, and said angrily, "You deserve it! You're stepping on your own piss!..."
Qiu Zhi rolled over, put his head against the corner of the closet, and said, "I didn't pee... I didn't pee on the floor... Ouch... Ouch..."
Everyone was fighting outside, and he hid in the bathroom.
"Coward!" Yu He spat, expressing everyone's aspirations.
Li Jerui glanced at Qiu Zhi, squatted down, and asked, "Did you fall your ass?"
Qiu Zhi blushed, bit his lip, and said with restraint: "Mmm..."
"Why did you throw your ass and cover your stomach?"
Qiu Zhi was gasping for breath, and said between his teeth: "I just have a stomachache! Wherever it hurts, I'll cover it! None of your business!"
Li Jerry slapped his ass.
Qiu Zhi: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Jerry Lee: "Call an ambulance. Your right hip is broken."
Upon hearing the word "fracture", Qiu Zhi also turned pale, and asked blankly, "What?"
Zhang Tangmu squatted down and said, "Your right crotch is where your pelvis is..."
Li Jerui said impatiently: "Your hip is broken! It broke into eight petals!"
Qiu Zhi understood at once, leaned up with difficulty, and murmured: "I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home..."
Beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead.
Li Jerui and Zhang Tangmu supported him together.
Li Jerui said: "Hey, listen clearly, I'm not scaring you. I have to go to the hospital immediately. The fracture is not a big deal, but there is bleeding in the abdomen, you know? So the stomach hurts more than the buttocks."
"I want to go home, I want to go home!..." Qiu Zhiman struggled wildly, "I have no money, you let me go, I want to go home!..."
"If you don't have money, the emergency department will owe you first! Don't mess around! I'll beat you if you twist again!" Li Jerui held him down.
Zhang Tangmu thought for a while and asked, "Is it really that serious?"
Li Jerui said softly: "Maybe someone will die."
Qiu Zhi trembled when he heard the two biting their ears: "...you lied to me! You can't understand me!..."
Yu He suddenly shouted: "—Huh?! You can't leave! The family members can't leave!"
The two men whom Qiu Zhi called "big brothers" had long since disappeared.
"I cao!" Li Jerui said.
"Yuhe, call 120." Zhang Tangmu said.
"Yeah! I'm dialing!" Yu He poked and poked with his little hand.
Qiu Zhi's face became paler and paler. He sighed and lay flat on the ground, only looking at the ceiling without moving.
"Xiaoyi! Xiaoyi!..."
Three seconds later, Qiu Zhi suddenly yelled, and every time he yelled, his breath became weaker and his face turned paler.
Zhang Tangmu said: "Don't do this, save your strength."
Jerry Li: "Stop howling! Is it a man!"
But Qiu Zhi said, "Where's my younger brother?"
"elder brother?……"
A child really jumped in from outside the door, five or six years old, thin and small, with timid eyes.
Zhang Tangmu was surprised: "This is your brother?"
The child refused, and squatted beside Qiu Zhi, crying nonstop.
Li Jerry said: "I'm Cao! You brought a child to collect debts?!"
Qiu Zhi looked at the sky: "Where were you just now?"
The child said, "I'm outside. If you don't call me, I won't come in."
Qiu Zhi nodded: "Okay. The key is in my...pants pocket. Go home by yourself."
"You're crazy!" Li Jerui was unhappy, picked up the child, and said, "Why are you crying, your brother can't die, and your pupils haven't dilated yet!"
The child shed tears again, sobbed and asked, "...what is mydriasis? Are they as big as yours?"
Li Jerui flatly said: "I have big eyes!!"
Yu He: "Pfft!—" I really couldn't hold back.
Zhang Tangmu earnestly educates the children: "Big eyes, good-looking."
Jerry Li: "You, don't talk!!"
"Qiu Zhi's family, please come to the emergency room! Qiu Zhi's family, please come to the emergency room!"
Nandu Sixth People's Hospital.
Li Jerui held the child high and handed it to the orthopedic consultant.
"This is the family!" Li Jerui said.
"Five years and nine months." Zhang Tangmu added.
The doctor put down the operation details sheet and asked, "Then who are you?"
Li Jerui raised his chest: "We are kind people!"
The three of them were kicked out together.
Li Jerui said to the child: "It's all because you are too young to sign!"
Zhang Tangmu said: "Is there anyone else in the family in Nandu?"
The child whimpered: "My uncle will come over from his hometown tomorrow morning..."
"Oh..." Li Jerui sighed, looked at the turbulent crowd in the hospital hall, scratched his head, and said, "Let's go through the formalities first..."
Zhang Tangmu asked the child, "Do you want him to hold you or me?"
The child hugged Zhang Tangmu.
Li Jerui cursed: "You are so young, you forget your friends when you see sex!"
Zhang Tangmu held the child and stood at the door of the emergency room.
Li Jerui is like a deer in heat, jumping up and down all over the hospital, registering, stamping, taking medicine, and getting reports...
Emergency patients accompanied by family members are not allowed to pay in arrears in principle; however, Qiu Zhi's family members are only five years old, and the hospital opened a green channel for them.
Pelvic area, polyvascular, polynervous.Qiu Zhi's internal bleeding was very serious, and he was awake for a while and confused for a while.
When confused, cry cold, cry pain.
He suddenly woke up and asked, "Where's my brother?"
The nurse said over and over again: "The two boys who brought you here, remember? They are outside with your brother."
Qiu Zhi didn't know if he heard it, his eyes were slack, and he began to cry for pain again.
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