I am old in the Han Dynasty

Frightened by his impatience, Feng Ying stopped suddenly, Qiqi Ai said: "It's not me. It's not your uncle or auntie, and it's not Yao Lanhua."

"Then who else could it be?" Xie Lang asked, blissful in his heart, "Is it my uncle who's Zhong Wuyan when there is something, and Xia Yingchun who is nothing?", or the aunt who has been separated from my family for several years?"

Feng Ying suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"Uncle Sanlang guessed right?" Xie Guang exclaimed.

Feng Ying swallowed, nodded and said, "...Both of them are here."

"Grass!" Xie Lang cursed in a low voice.

Feng Ying didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?"

"Uncle Sanlang said something dirty. Aunt Feng Ying, is it just the two of them, or is their husband and wife also here?" Xie Guang asked.

Feng Ying subconsciously looked at Xie Lang, and seeing that he had no intention of speaking, she dared to say, "The whole family is here."

"What?!" Xie Guang was shocked, "Three, uncle Sanlang, what should we do? What should we do?"

Xiao Qi, who was sleeping soundly in Xie Lang's arms, moved uncomfortably, and Xie Lang quickly patted him on the back.The child rubbed his eyes and raised his head, shouting in a strong nasal voice, "Third Master..." He put his arms around his neck and fell back to sleep.

Xie Lang handed the child to Feng Ying, "You and Xie Guang will go around to the uncle's house from the south, and I will go from the east of the village." Pointing to the monkey, then pointing to the child in Feng Ying's arms, "Follow."

The golden monkey doesn't understand human language, but it can understand human gestures. Seeing Xie Guang and Feng Ying heading south, it immediately told Hu Zi and Xiao Lang to follow.

Xie Lang turned west and entered the village from the east end of the village.

The villagers near the drying room were more surprised to see him empty-handed than to know that the monkey brought the wolf to his house, "Why did you come back empty-handed today?"

"The mountain in the back is not my backyard, so there is something there anyway." Xie Lang, who was in an extremely bad mood, rolled his eyes at the speaker.

The speaker was not angry either, because he asked on purpose, "It's not your backyard, it's your livestock pen."

"Get lost!" Xie Lang strode west.

The person who spoke was startled, and pointed at Xie Lang, "He, what's wrong with him? Can't even make a joke?"

"You don't know? A large group of people came from Sanlang's family. I heard that it was his uncle and aunt who had been separated for several years. They must know that life in our silkworm farm is good. Sanlang's family is rich, so they came to Sanlang The village chief borrowed money and grain. You said he was in a good mood? He didn’t beat you up, but he was in a hurry to go back to deal with those relatives.”

The person who just spoke quickly asked, "When did it happen?"

"Just now. Feng Ying hurried up the mountain to look for him, and I stopped Feng Ying to ask."

"Then you're still standing here? Help."

A word to awaken the dreamer.

The older ones stayed and stared at the oily skin, while the young men and women followed with shovels, hoes, and brooms on their shoulders.

Xie Lang heard the sound of thumping footsteps, looked back, amused and speechless, "What are you doing?"

"Help you fight." The man at the head said it with his chest straight, as if to say, look at our body, it is absolutely no problem to help you fight twice.

Xie Lang sighed, "That's my uncle and aunt."

"So what? It's not your parents. Tingwei doesn't care if the trouble comes to Tingwei's office."

Xie Lang opened his mouth, but found that he was speechless.

At this time, the folk customs are tough, not only in silkworm breeding.The yamen even meddles in such trivial matters, and they are so busy that they never touch the ground.

"I'm not talking about fighting, you can't do it yourself." Xie Lang reminded them.

Everyone nodded, "We know this."

Xie Lang was still worried, and his pace slowed down.But no matter how slow it is, it will always come to an end.

Usually a stick of incense was dragged into a cup of tea by him, and it was still at the door of the house.

Sure enough, as Feng Ying said, his uncle, aunt, eldest cousin and second cousin who didn't have a family came.His uncle and aunt also came with their eldest son and daughter-in-law.

The children at home didn't come, probably because they were worried that they would get in the way when they robbed things.

What Xie Lang told the village just now was because he was worried about having a child and causing a psychological shadow on the child.Seeing that even his cousin from his cheap aunt's house didn't come, Xie Lang felt relieved, walked up to him and asked, "Why are you here at this time?"

"Can't we come?" Zheng Yun, who is seven feet tall, has a wheat complexion, is in his forties, and thin, looks at Xie Lang sideways.

Xie Lang chuckled, "My mother told me before that it's not good to go in the morning to visit relatives and friends. It's not good to go in the afternoon. It's because people going to funerals go in the afternoon. You are expecting me to die so that all my cattle, sheep and sheep will be taken care of." Take it away, and the house will be your own."

"Sanlang, you can't talk to your aunt like this." Xie Jianye quickly reminded.

Xie Lang glanced at him, "Whose family do you belong to?"

"Your uncle is confused, don't talk to him." Yao Guizhi tugged at Xie Jianye, then gave Xie Erlang a wink, and pulled his father away, don't mess around here.

Xie Erlang reached out and grabbed his father's arm, "Father, if you don't recover from your illness, stay at home and recuperate well."

"I'm not sick. Let me go." Xie Jianye said.

Xie Erlang said earnestly: "Who said you are not sick? Yesterday the wizard said that your madness is all in your head." He quickly winked from Xie Dalang and came to help.

"Pfft!" Everyone in the silkworm farming laughed.

Zheng Yun's face turned blue, red, and white, and pointed at Xie Lang, "Don't think that your parents are not here—"

"I just thought that no one can control me when my parents are not here." Too lazy to talk nonsense with her, Xie Lang directly interrupted her.

Zheng Yun choked for a moment and went to find her elder brother.

Xie Sanlang's uncle, Zheng Jie, said with a smile, "Sanlang, I misunderstood. What do we want you for? I really want it. When your mother left last year, we opened our mouths. How can we wait until now."

"Is it useful for you to speak? Don't look at my uncle talking for you just now, if you touch a piece of wool in my family, he can fight you desperately." Xie Lang said, and snorted coldly, "Don't talk about it. I'm busy. If you don’t come when you are watering the fields and farming, why are you here to rest at this time? For my mother’s sake, I won’t talk about it. Come back if you have nothing to do.”

"Sanlang, did someone tell you something?" Zheng Jie said, looking at Yao Guizhi.

Yao Guizhi was furious and pointed at him, "What do you mean?"

"I'll just ask, what's the point. Why are you so excited?" Zheng Jie asked innocently.

Yao Guizhi choked, "You, then why were you looking at me just now? You think I'm blind."

"How do you know I'm watching you if you don't look at me?" Zheng Jie frowned, "What do you look at me for?"

Yao Guizhi choked again.

Xie Lang is happy, after coming to the Western Han Dynasty for so long, he finally met a scheming farmer.However, even if he has all sorts of schemes and a glib tongue, if Xie Lang refuses to let him into the house and doesn't let go, he can only return in vain.

"Auntie, this is my uncle, not your uncle, don't interrupt." Xie Lang winked at Yao Guizhi, I can deal with him alone.

Yao Guizhi was worried, Xie Jianfen was one last time, and this time there were four.Even if he is very skilled, is he very skilled?Yao Guizhi's eyes lit up, she snorted, and put down her hands, "It's my aunt's fault, she shouldn't meddle in your family's affairs."

Xie Lang smiled and said: "That's right. Uncle, Aunt, forgive me for just building the house, the house is in a mess and it's inconvenient to welcome guests. If you have anything to say, just talk here."

"Isn't it good here?" Zheng Jie looked around, seeing that there were so many outsiders.

Xie Lang: "Uncle probably forgot that all the men in our silkworm farm have the surname Xie, and they belonged to an ancestor a hundred years ago, not outsiders."

"Yes, yes, we are all Saburo's wife."

Snapped!

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

Xie Lang turned his head to look, and Xie Jiankang was withdrawing his hand, while the beaten man covered his head and kept sucking his mouth.

Xie Lang was in pain for him.

However, Xie Jiankang felt that the blow was taken lightly. He glanced at him, walked up to Xie Lang, and turned to Zheng Jie, "That boy made a mistake just now, and his uncle forgives him. We are all relatives of Sanlang. If you have anything to say, just talk about it. There is nothing wrong with it." OK."

"Do you want to listen to some private conversations between our uncle and nephew?" Zheng Jie had a look of "you are not embarrassing me", Xie Lang almost wanted to laugh.

Without Xie Sanlang's memory, I don't know that Xie Sanlang went to his house with a piece of mutton, and he only said innocuous words, Xie Langbao would really believe his nonsense.

Xie Lang: "Uncle, tell me. Even if you say divorce your wife and marry another, they won't say that you are a wolf-hearted man and abandon your poor wife."

"you--"

"Well, Zheng Jie, you actually want to divorce me?!" The woman standing beside Zheng Jie raised her hand and grabbed Zheng Jie's face.

Xie Lang was taken aback, he said casually, why is his aunt so excited?

Zheng Jie dodged subconsciously, staggered backwards, and bumped into his eldest daughter-in-law.

Zheng Jie's daughter-in-law frowned and put her arms around his waist.

Seeing this, Xie Lang's heart skipped a beat, right?

"Father, are you okay?" The young woman's face was full of worry, as if she was worried about her first love, "Dad, be careful."

Xie Lang was dumbfounded, "Grass!"

It's all about.

"Wang Chan, are you crazy?" Zheng Jie grabbed his wife's arm as he stood firm, "That boy Sanlang did it on purpose, you've been tricked!"

The woman named Wang Chan stopped and looked for Xie Lang, "Sanlang, did you do it on purpose?"

Xie Lang looked at Zheng Jie, who was about 40 years old, neatly dressed, tall and mighty.Although his temperament is so-so, he is far more attractive than his big cousin who is as thin as a bamboo pole. He has what women say is a "sense of security".

Coupled with Zheng Jie's clever mouth, but Xie Sanlang's eldest cousin is dull, it is not impossible for the daughter-in-law here to take a fancy to the father-in-law.

Adultery is a death penalty for Weng's daughter-in-law in the Western Han Dynasty.Xie Lang was worried that he was wrong, "Of course not. I can't joke about this kind of thing. Has uncle bothered you very much in the past six months? See whether your nose is nose or eyes. And you said that you are not as good as you were in your early years?"

Wang Chan opened her mouth, "How do you know?"

"Because there are people around him, he will unconsciously compare you with her." Xie Lang said, looking at Zheng Jie with a look of "don't try to quibble, I know everything".A trace of panic flashed across Zheng Jie's face.

Although it was very fast, it did not escape Xie Lang's eyes.

It can be said that if Xie Lang is serious, even those who have undergone special training may not be able to escape.

It was just a guess just now, but now that it is true, Xie Lang is so disgusting that he looks like a dead dog.

"Zheng Jie, you still don't admit it?" Xie Sanlang's aunt Wang Chan pointed at Zheng Jie and glared at him angrily.

Zheng Jie frowned, "What am I admitting? He clearly wants to see us mess up. It's best to go home now. Do you really believe his nonsense?"

"Why can't I believe it? That's your own nephew. I'm the aunt who's separated from him by one floor. You have no intentions. How can he make it up for me? Unless he wants to break up with your uncle."

Xie Lang thought to himself, I really mean it.

"I think he has that intention." Zheng Jie blurted out.

Xie Lang's heart shuddered, this man was really smart.

"What did uncle do that I want to break up with you?" Xie Lang asked back, "Could it be that you are really planning to lead my cattle, catch my sheep, and occupy my room this time? Aunt, are you?"

Wang Chan said without hesitation, "No."

They're just here to borrow money, the kind that don't pay back.

"Uncle, did you hear me? Besides, I not only know about this, but I also know that my eldest brother's ex-wife Yao Lanhua told you." Xie Lang said and turned to Wang Chan, who had no intentions, "Aunt, did you?"

Wang Chan's expression changed suddenly, "You really know?"

"Of course." Xie Lang stared at Zheng Jie, and said expressionlessly, "You take people away now, and I won't say a word when my aunt kneels down and begs me. Otherwise, I will make you regret what you did today."

Zheng Jie's face changed slightly, "Do you think you can scare me like this?"

"Am I scaring you?" Xie Lang shifted his eyes to his eldest cousin's face, the corners of his mouth raised, with an appearance of seeing through everything, "Really?"

The young woman's face suddenly turned pale.

Xie Jiankang subconsciously grabbed Xie Lang, "Sanlang, this..." looked over to Zheng Jie, then turned to Xie Lang.

"You also know?" Xie Lang asked with a smile.

Xie Jiankang was tongue-tied, "This, what is it all about?"

"You also know?" Wang Chan asked hurriedly, "Who is that bitch?"

"impossible!"

Xie Lang let out a soft cry from behind.

"Shut up!" Xie Lang turned around and scolded softly.

The person who spoke quickly shut his mouth.

"You guys know too?" Wang Chan said, she went to Xie Lang, "Sanlang, you, you—"

Xie Lang interrupted her, "I can't say." Because he wasn't sure whether the two had a substantive relationship, "Think about which woman in your village Uncle gets close to on weekdays."

"Which woman? Zhou Ziyu is a shameless woman!" Wang Chan cursed, turned and left.

Zheng Jie hurriedly asked, "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to find that woman." Wang Chan suddenly stopped and turned to Xie Lang, "We don't want your cattle, sheep and house, they only want your money, because that woman Zhou Ziyu told him, You have ten pennies left after the house is built."

"Ten strings of money?" Everyone in the silkworm farm exclaimed.

Xie Lang turned to them, "I can't have it?"

"You're a fart! You buy chickens and ducks from the villagers twice every three days, and you haven't made plows for them this month. Even if you are better than your parents, you can spend at most two pennies."

Xie Lang raised his eyebrows, "How do you know?"

"They're all counting for you." Qin Hong glanced at the villagers, "Calculate how much money you have every day."

Xie Lang was dumbfounded, "You, you must be sick."

"It's all free." Qin Hong continued.

Xie Lang nodded, "I think it's free. If you don't exhaust yourself after the busy farming season, I'm not Xie Sanlang." He raised his hand and nodded at everyone, "Just wait for me."

"Sanlang, Sanlang, now is not the time to talk about this." Yao Guizhi pointed to the opposite side, "Your uncle and aunt are still here."

Xie Lang turned to them, "So what? Don't say I have two pennies, I have a mountain of gold and silver, and I won't give them a baht. If you want to cheat money from me, it's a dream!"

"Since you know everything, let's talk straight." Xie Lang's aunt, Zheng Yun, turned to Zheng Jie.Zheng Jie nodded slightly.Zheng Yundao, "The second cousin of your uncle's family has to get married, and the younger one in my family has to build a house. If you give each of us a penny, we won't come to you from now on."

Xie Lang was delighted, and turned around to ask the villagers, "What did you see?"

"Idiots are talking in their sleep." Xie Jiankang said.

Xie Lang laughed loudly, "Wrong. People are shameless and invincible. If you can be like them in the city, I can guarantee that Yao Lanhua won't be able to sell even a piece of oily skin."

"Sanlang!" Yao Guizhi walked to the other side and grabbed his arm, "Now is not the time to teach them."

Xie Lang turned around and said seriously, "No."

"Then I won't leave." Zheng Yun answered very quickly, "If you have the guts, just take off my arm."

Xie Lang clicked his tongue, "It seems that Yao Lanhua even told you about this. When it comes to her, I don't understand one thing. She said that I have ten pennies, so you just believe it."

"Because that woman Zhou Ziyu said it." Wang Chan said suddenly.

Xie Lang turned to the woman held by his second cousin, "What's the relationship between Zhou Ziyu and Yao Lanhua?"

"Her cousin. I felt familiar when your aunt said it. I just remembered it." Yao Guizhi said, "I heard Yao Lanhua mention it before, but I have never met her."

Xie Lang nodded, "No wonder you believe him. That woman is my good friend, and I believe her too. Right, uncle."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zheng Jie glared at him angrily, "Stop talking nonsense, I don't mind teaching you a lesson from your parents who died for you."

"See what you can do."

I don't know who said a word.Everyone in the silkworm breeding echoed, "That is, when there is no one in our silkworm raising."

"If you dare to touch Saburo's hair today, you don't even think about getting out of the silkworm farm."

Xie Lang deliberately asked, "Why did you come out of the silkworm farm? Do you still want to beat people to death?"

"Of course it's crawling out of the silkworm farm." Shutting the dazed old father at home, Xie Erlang walked over slowly with his arms folded, and then he let go of his arms and stroked his sleeves.

Xie Lang nodded, "I think so too. It seems that you have taken what I said these days to heart."

"Of course! Saburo, let's fight. Don't talk nonsense with him."

"Yes! Let's do it. My family has a lot of work waiting."

Xie Jiankang couldn't help frowning, "What's the hurry!"

"Thank you, you are the head of the sericulture, right? I heard from Sanlang's mother. If you dare to do something, I will go to the Yamen to sue you." Zheng Jie saw that they didn't seem to be joking, and finally showed a trace of fear on his face.

Xie Jiankang said with a smile, "Then you can directly sue your nephew. He is the head of the sericulture."

"What?!" The Zheng family was shocked.

Xie Lang folded his arms around his chest and looked at them with a smile, "Did Yao Lanhua tell you? Yao Lanhua knew this and couldn't do anything about it. That's why she first found a thief to steal me, and then persuaded you to bother me. By the way, I just sent the thief to Tingwei Yamen in the morning.

"Unfortunately, the yamen is also looking for those thieves. Seeing that I sent people there, I praised me. I also said that if I find something in the future, I don't have to go there in person. I have someone call them, and they come to catch them. You said I was Let people go to the yamen to find someone now, or tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow." Xie Jiankang analyzed seriously, "When we get to the city now, the city gate will be closed."

Xie Lang glanced at the sun in the west, "Yes. Alright, let's all go. Come back tomorrow morning and tie them up and send them to the city."

"Let's forget it like this?" The people who walked all the way from the east to the west of the village were very unhappy with their shovels.

Xie Lang: "Let's beat them up, the scars are healed and the pain is forgotten, and we have to make trouble. Tomorrow, I will tell Wei Ting that Zheng Jie and Zhou Ziyu committed adultery, and the government will find out something else after the trial." Turn back and give Zheng Jie a With a meaningful smile, his eyes stopped on his eldest cousin, and the woman grabbed his eldest cousin's arm before continuing, "Can he still get out of the yamen? He has to go through the jail." Paused, "But , my parents may blame me for not thinking of family affection. It’s okay, I will go to their graves to kowtow to apologize when I come back from the city tomorrow.”

After a few months, it's time to repair the grave of Xie Sanlang's parents.

"Don't you think this is better? We don't need to dirty our hands." Xie Lang asked.

Xie Erlang continued: "It's good, but it's uncomfortable."

"Then grab them and beat them up, don't greet them in the face." Xie Lang said, taking two steps aside, "Go."

Xie Jiankang stretched out his hand and wanted to hit him, but he didn't expect Xie Lang to retreat too far, so he missed it, "You think we are your tigers."

"I don't." Xie Lang looked innocent.

Zheng Yun couldn't help it anymore, "Xie Sanlang, you dare to move a finger on me today, I, I will make you regret it!"

"How do you regret it? Let's talk about it." Xie Lang was very disappointed in her, and Xie Jianfen replaced him and gave him a big mouth in the morning.

Probably because Yao Lanhua said that he took off his arm, so Zheng Yun wanted to tear him apart, but he didn't dare to take a step forward.If he read correctly, her husband took half a step back.

Yao Guizhi and Qin Hong also saw that Zheng Yun was bluffing.

Maybe he thought that so many people would scare Xie Lang, so he was not prepared to make another move.

Yao Guizhi, who had been choked by Zheng Jie before, immediately said, "Yes, what a pity, let us see."

"Third Master!"

Xie Lang's face changed slightly, "Xie Guang!"

"It's not me." Xie Guang followed, "It was your uncle who was worried about you and muttered that he would help you, but Xiao Qi heard it, and Xiao Qi was crying and clamoring to come to you."

The voice fell, and a child flew from the west.

Xie Lang hurriedly bent down to catch him, "I'm fine." Standing up, he looked behind.

"The tiger didn't come." Xie Guang said hastily, "But, but—"

Xie Lang saw it, the monkey came.

The little tiger and wolf are still young, and the door can shut them.The monkey climbed over the wall and followed the tree, but Xie Guang didn't dare to touch it, so he tied it up, but the golden monkey didn't follow, Xie Lang was rather surprised.

"Monkey?" Zheng Jie shouted.

Xie Lang smiled and said: "Yes! I raised it. Just now people in our village said that I buy chickens and ducks every day just to raise monkeys. Brother Monkey, I have raised you for many days, and the time has come to use you. Don't give it to me. Shame." Pointing to Zheng Yun, "Go!"

The golden monkey looked at Xie Lang, what's up?

Xie Lang waved to Xie Guangzhao.Xie Guang walked up to him, Xie Lang lightly patted him on the chest, and Xie Guang fell to the ground.

"See? Brother Hou. Come on!" Xie Lang pointed at Zheng Yun.

The golden monkey stood up, showed its slender paws, and turned to Zheng Yun.

Zheng Yun turned pale, turned and ran.

Confused about which one to kill, the golden monkey's pupils constricted and he jumped.

Ah!

A scream resounded throughout the world.

Everyone saw only an afterimage of Zheng Yun lying on the ground.

Xie Lang smiled and said, "Good job! Brother Monkey, come here." He waved at the Golden Monkey.

The golden monkey glanced at the people on the ground, how could they be weaker than last night.So dare to attack that strange human being?Really overwhelmed.

"Brother Monkey!" Xie Lang shouted loudly.

The golden monkey wandered over.

Everyone in the sericulture couldn't help taking a step back.

Xie Lang laughed, "Look at your talents. Monkey brother, you did a good job. I will reward you with a chicken leg later. Monkey brother, who do you think will be next?" Pointing to the person opposite, his fingers rested on Zheng Jie, " Is he okay?"