I am old in the Han Dynasty

"You, how dare you!" Zheng Jie pointed at Xie Lang with a pale face.

Xie Lang smiled lightly, "Ordinary people say that a nephew is like an uncle, you dare to count my things, if I dare not let the monkey beat you up, I am not your nephew." Holding back his smile, he said coldly, "Brother Monkey, superior!"

The golden monkey stood up, and Zheng Jie retreated subconsciously.When the golden monkey stepped forward, Zheng Jie turned and ran away.

boom!

As everyone expected, Zheng Jie was patted and fell to the ground.

The golden monkey stood up and shook its paw, looked at Xie Lang, and said who would be next.

Xie Lang's smile reappeared on his face, "Will you go by yourself, or let Brother Monkey take you away?" He looked at his cousins.

Xie Sanlang's uncle and aunt are not poor, although Xie Lang doesn't know how much money they have, but they are definitely richer than Xie Jianye.Otherwise, Zheng Yun wouldn't break up with her sister just because her sister can live a good life and can't take advantage of it.

Because of this, they look down on Xie Sanlang's cattle and sheep.It may be seen that with Xie Jianye around, even if Xie Sanlang promised to give them the cow, they would not be able to get out of the silkworm farm.As a result, he never mentioned cattle and sheep to Xie Sanlang.

If Wei Qing and his mother Wei didn't mention it, Xie Lang really wouldn't think about it.Fortunately, when the two of them mentioned it, Xie Lang wondered in his heart more than once how to deal with them when they came.

Xie Lang thought of many ways, but he never thought of letting the golden monkey do it.

It's not Xie Lang's fault either, there were no monkeys at that time.

Then again, Wang Chan doesn't like Zhou Ziyu who flirts with Zheng Jie all day long. When Zheng Jie wants to call Zheng Yun to come over with him, Wang Chan is not happy, thinking that Zhou Ziyu is talking nonsense.

When he came to the silkworm farm, Wang Chan felt envious when he saw the magnificent courtyard of Xie Lang's family, so he let Zheng Jie fool Xie Lang.However, at this moment, when Xie Lang gave her ten pennies, Wang Chan didn't dare to take it, nor was she in the mood to take it.

What's the use of having more money, my man is almost gone.

Wang Chan is not the eldest princess of Guantao, she can blatantly raise a male favorite.The beauty is not here, it is not easy to remarry without Zheng Jie.I am old and frail, and I will fall ill someday, and I have to be taken care of by my own man, so the top priority is my own family affairs.

"Let's go by ourselves." Wang Chan said.

Xie Lang turned to his uncle, "Why do I feel that uncle doesn't want to leave?"

"No, no." The man in his early forties supported Zheng Yun and stepped back.

Zheng Yun stood firm and pointed at Xie Lang and said, "I won't let you go!"

Yao Guizhi opened his mouth to scold.Xie Lang coughed.Yao Guizhi swallowed the words back.

"I'm waiting for you." Xie Lang said with a smile, "You have to live longer. Otherwise, I will boil you to death."

Zheng Yun was suddenly out of breath, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You, you were born by a mother or not taught by a mother—"

"Brother Monkey, come on!" Xie Lang lowered his face and said angrily.

What are you doing?The golden monkey followed Xie Lang's line of sight to look over, is this human again?

The golden monkey showed its paws, jumped up, and without waiting for Zheng Yun's reaction, it slapped her all over the sky with a slap.

Zheng Yun grabbed her husband's arm reflexively, and the man staggered and fell on top of her with a bang.

"what!"

Zheng Yun screamed in pain.

Xie Lang shifted his gaze to Zheng Jie.

"Let's go, let's go now." Wang Chan dragged Zheng Jie to the north.

Xie Lang turned his gaze back to Zheng Yun again, "Is there a mother who gave birth but no mother taught you? I will teach you the principles of life for your mother today. Xiaoqi, follow auntie. Get rid of these shameless people." , I’ll kill a chicken for you to eat.”

"You can't kill chickens." The child said quickly, "Chickens have to lay eggs."

Xie Lang: "It's not me, your monkey brother wants to eat."

"Brother Monkey can't be killed either." The child said seriously.

Xie Lang looked at him, "Can I buy it?"

"It's okay to buy." The child let go immediately.

The crowd couldn't help laughing.

Qin Hong smiled and said, "So you asked me to buy a rooster because Xiao Qi didn't allow you to kill a hen."

"I can't even talk about this kid. He is four years old, and he is better at housekeeping than someone who is 40 years old." Xie Lang said as he handed him to Yao Guizhi.

Yao Guizhi didn't answer, "No need."

"What?" Xie Lang didn't understand.

Yao Guizhi nuzzled at Xi.

Xie Lang looked over and saw that there was no one there, "Where is my aunt's family?"

"When Xiao Qi didn't allow you to kill chickens, they saw that you were only talking to Xiao Qi and ran away." Yao Guizhi pointed to the north, "You ran so fast, it's time to reach the ditch we dug."

Xie Lang didn't believe it, "So fast?" He walked to the west and looked north, "My God! People who don't know think Brother Hou is chasing them."

The golden monkey walked up to Xie Lang, looked up at him, and asked me what to do?

"I'll stew a chicken for you later." Xie Lang said, looking at the villagers, "It happens that they are all there, whoever has a rooster will sell me two."

Xie Guang said, "Uncle Sanlang, the rabbits and pheasants we picked up from the mountain are still at your uncle's house."

"Didn't you come back empty-handed this time?!"

Xie Lang snorted, "If it follows me, it won't even if I have it empty-handed." Pointing at the golden monkey.

Everyone immediately thought of the ferocity of the golden monkey, and couldn't help but take a step back.

Xie Lang was amused, "Did it hit you or yell at you? Don't provoke it. It won't go crazy without me."

"I, we were not afraid before."

The golden monkey is not big, just as tall as Xiao Qi.Who would have imagined being as strong as a tiger.

"I don't think tigers are as powerful as it is."

Xie Lang thought to himself, not every tiger can become Tiger King.But the golden monkey has the potential to be the monkey king. "About this point, when my little white tiger grows up, let them make gestures. How about you testify to them?"

"No way, no way." Xie Jiankang, who was standing in front of the front, said hastily, "Hurry up and kill the chicken for Brother Monkey."

Xie Lang: "It's Xiao Qi's Monkey Brother, not mine."

"I don't care who you are, take it to my house quickly." Xie Jiankang pointed at the golden monkey.

The golden monkey suddenly turned to Xie Jiankang.

Xie Jiankang took a step back in fright.

Xie Lang sighed, "I just said don't provoke it. Although it can't understand people's words, it can read people's faces. Speaking of you, the front is right uncle, put your hands down quickly."

Lizheng's youngest son hastily pulled his father's hand off.

The golden monkey withdrew its gaze and turned to Xie Lang.

Everyone in the sericulture breathed a sigh of relief, "What you said is actually true."

"Just kidding, no matter how serious I am when I say it, I'll tell you when I'm done. I'm joking." Xie Lang said, "Didn't you find out?"

I found it, but there are some things I didn't see with my own eyes, who would believe it.

Seeing their reactions, Xie Lang knew what each of them was thinking, "Let's all go home."

"Sanlang, where is your uncle?" Xie Jiankang quickly reminded him.

Everyone remembered.

"Sanlang, your uncle and his eldest daughter-in-law..."

Xie Lang: "Don't talk about things without evidence. Another day, if someone dies, it can still be blamed on us."

"That's right. Maybe it will be said that you framed them. By the way, your aunt will not come back with revenge, will she?"

Xie Lang shook his head, "I knew I would take off people's arms, so I didn't dare to approach me just now. I was so timid, knowing that there is a monkey in my house, let alone revenge, I have to detour when I see you on the road. What I am worried about now is The man Yao Lanhua was looking for."

"What are you worried about?" Xie Bowen asked, "My bow and arrows are for you to use. If you don't worry about it, let Xie Guang stay with you for a few days."

Xie Guang immediately said, "I'm going to get the bow and arrow now."

"No need. My family has Brother Monkey." Xie Lang reminded him, "I'm worried that he won't come."

Everyone gave him a blank stare, it's a pity they were worried about him just now.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Xie Lang burst out laughing, "I'm fine. Even if Brother Monkey doesn't exist, the little white tiger's roar can calm him down." Then, he turned to Xie Erlang, "Let my little white tiger and little wolf go. Come out."

Xie Guang said, "I'll go." The rabbits and chickens that were brought down from the mountain were still at Xie Jianye's house, and he had to bring them back.

Xie Lang wanted a chicken, but Xie Guang got the rabbit.Xie Guang didn't want it, Xie Lang stared, Xie Guang hurriedly took it back.

After closing the door, Xie Lang asked Xiaoqi to play with Huzi, saying that he would go to the stove to boil water to kill chickens, but in fact, he filled the golden monkey's food box first, and put a watermelon in the cabinet before going to boil water.

After the chickens were cleaned up, it was completely dark.

An hour later, Xie Lang's family of five had dinner.

After another hour, Xie Lang took care of the family, washed up, closed the door and went to sleep.

Today was quite tired, Xie Lang fell asleep with the pillow on his hands.

Dazedly hearing movement in the courtyard, Xie Lang didn't bother to look at it, turned over and continued to sleep.

After waking up naturally, Xie Lang opened the door and saw the person lying on the ground and the monkey sitting next to him, he couldn't help being happy, Yao Lanhua really didn't let him down.

Walking up to the person with a smile on his face, he kicked him. The person on the ground trembled and muttered something.

Xie Lang knelt down and listened carefully, "Don't eat me, don't eat me, me, I don't dare anymore..."

"Tch!" Xie Lang laughed out loud.

The people on the ground suddenly opened their eyes, "Help!" Looking again, "Ah!"

"Uncle Saburo, what's the matter?"

The door was slammed.

Before going to bed last night, Xie Lang checked carefully with a torch, and there was nothing invisible in the courtyard.Xie Lang got up and looked around again, then went to open the door, "The person Yao Lanhua is looking for is here."

"Ah?" Xie Guang looked up, "He, why is he lying on the ground?" Seeing the monkey next to him, Xie Guang understood, "Brother Monkey caught it?"

Xie Lang nodded, "It should be. I was so tired yesterday that I didn't even know when he came."

"Then now?" Xie Guang looked at him.

Xie Lang picked up the hemp rope hanging on the bamboo to dry, "Tie it up and send it to the government. This time I don't believe that Ting Wei didn't send someone to catch Yao Lanhua."

"You know?" The man lying on the ground couldn't help asking.

Xie Lang: "Ting Wei knows me, you insist that Yao Lanhua will give you money, if you want you to scare us into a fool, Ting Wei will lock you up for two or three days at most." Then he looked at Xie Guang, "Come with me."

"I'm going too?" Xie Guang pointed at himself.

Xie Lang nodded, "Show yourself in front of the yamen servants. If you encounter any problems in the city, go to the yamen servants. Even if they won't help you, they will handle it fairly."

Of course, you have to give them some benefits.Otherwise, the yamen servant who is busy with big cases all day is not in the mood to care about trivial matters.

Xie Lang didn't mention that outsiders were there.

They were tied to a tree outside, and when Xie Guang went home with Xie Lang, Xie Lang only told him.

Xie Guang understood and went to find his mother.

Qin Hong only had this son, and she really hoped that Xie Guang would be more promising than his father.Hearing that Xie Lang wanted to take Xie Guang to the city to meet the nobles, he hurriedly dug out Xie Guang's best clothes.However, farmers don't make new clothes until Chinese New Year, and Xie Guang's best clothes also have patches on them.

Qin Hong was a little annoyed, these days she was so busy making tofu that she neglected her only son.After hesitating for a while at home, he took the money and asked Xie Lang to buy a set.

When I arrived at Xie Lang's house, I saw him wearing coarse linen clothes, and said in surprise, "You're going to wear this?"

"I changed it on purpose." Xie Lang said, "Ordinary people have to look like ordinary people. They are better dressed than other servants. If we ask for help, can they help us? No! After all, there are only a few people who hate the poor and love the rich. Most of them Everyone has compassion."

Qin Hong doesn't trust him very much, but Xie Lang seldom makes mistakes, so Qin Hong feels that it's okay to trust him again.You can't show your face in front of the yamen servants, Xie Lang still has Prince Wang, if something happens in the future, you can ask Xie Lang to find Prince Wang.

"Sister-in-law will listen to you this time." Qin Hong saw that Xie Guang's clothes were clean when he got home, and didn't let him take them off.

After the meal, Xie Bowen carried Xie Guang, Xie Lang and Xiao Qi, Xie Erlang carried the man tied up by Xie Lang, and the group went straight to Tingwei's yamen.

Xie Lang held Xiao Qi in his arms, Xie Guang dragged the tied man in, and the yamen servants all looked at them.

Xie Guang froze in fright.

Xie Lang patted his shoulder, signaling him not to be nervous, and said to the yamen servant, "The person my nephew is dragging is the Yao Lanhua I told you about—"

"Isn't Yao Lanhua a woman?" the corvee asked in surprise.

Xie Lang said with a smile: "Yao Lanhua wants to fool me. She has no skills, so she pays this man to go. This man is cowardly. When he saw me at my house, he was so scared that his legs went limp and begged for mercy. I think let him go, Yao Lanhua I had to find another person, so I tied him here. Please interrogate him.”

"I'll do it, I'll do it all." On the way here, the man heard Xie Lang say that he was very familiar with the servants of Ting Wei's Yamen, so he thought that Xie Lang was trying to scare him.Seeing that the yamen servants knew Yao Lanhua's name, the man was really frightened, "Yao Lanhua said that his family has ten pennies. As long as you scare him into a fool, I will return his money, and Yao Lanhua will give me another penny."

The yamen servant hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, I'll go and invite your lord."

Ting Wei came over and saw Xie Lang blurt out, "Why are you again?"

"I'm probably some kind of rare treasure." Xie Lang said.

Tingwei looked at the rough linen clothes on his body and the straw sandals on his feet, "I think you are not a lot of people, and you only attract flies."

"What is Huang Zhong?" Xie Guang asked in a low voice.

Xie Lang smiled and said, "It's also called Ye Lai Xiang."

Xie Guang still didn't understand.

"A very precious medicine that has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying." Xie Lang said seriously.

"Ahem!" Ting Wei choked.

Xie Guang doubted, "Isn't it?"

"Yes." Xie Lang said, "It's just that the raw material is quite special. Human feces."

Xie Guang was shocked from ear to ear.

There was a hint of surprise in Ting Wei's eyes. He thought Xie Lang didn't know, and he made up nonsense, but he didn't expect to know, "You are interesting."

"My lord, Yao Lanhua wants to kill the grassroots." Xie Lang didn't dare to urge him, and could only remind him indirectly.

When Tingwei saw the person in the hall, he suddenly remembered the business, and quickly asked the yamen servant to untie the person so that he could interrogate him.

The man had a little bit of luck in his heart. Seeing that Tingwei also knew Xie Lang, he said everything that should be said and should not be said, including Yao Lanhua talking to him about Xie Lang. In a rage, he said that he wanted to kill Xie Lang. Lang's words.

There was a thief in front of him, Ting Wei mistook it for the truth, and immediately ordered the servants to arrest Yao Lanhua.

When Xie Lang's goal was achieved, he carried Xiao Qi and took Xie Guang out.

Xie Guang admired him from the bottom of his heart, "Uncle Sanlang, you now know the name of the medicine. Was it also the prince who taught you?"

"No. I'll take you to buy a few volumes later, and you'll understand after reading more." Xie Lang said, "I don't need your money, I'll read it first, and I'll lend you after I finish."

Xie Guang showed timidity on his face, "I, I don't understand."

"If you don't understand, ask Master." Xie Lang said, "We paid for him."

Xie Guang was delighted, "Yes, I forgot about Master."

The bamboo slips are also very expensive to copy.Xie Lang bought five volumes and spent all the money he brought.He wanted to buy a cake with honey for Xiaoqi, but he asked Xie Guang to pay for it.

Back home, Xie Lang wanted to give it back to him, but then he turned around and thought, Xie Guang had taken his money, so he must be embarrassed to look at the bamboo slips he bought, so he put the copper money back and served his family's little ones.

"Uncle Saburo!"

Xie Lang hurriedly added two ladles of water to the pot, stuffed firewood into it, covered the pot, let Xiao Qi watch the fire, patted the oily smoke on his body and ran out, "What's the matter?"

"Follow me!" Xie Guang went up to grab his arm.

Xie Lang: "My elder brother brought back another woman?"

"Ah? No, no. There is a deer and a wild boar in the trap we dug. Just, just outside the bamboo forest in the southeast." Xie Guang said anxiously.

Xie Lang: "Then quickly—no, first let your father watch over it for me, I'm cooking, and the firewood should be dropped. Quick, you guys go first, I'll go after I put out the firewood."

"Oh, good." Xie Guang looked up and saw smoke coming from his house, "Go quickly, don't look for fire." He said and ran to his house.

Xie Lang went to the kitchen, took out the firewood and put it in the dirty water basin, picked up Xiao Qi, and shouted at the golden monkey, "Follow me!"

The golden monkey grabbed the peach and followed.

"This won't work! Put it back." Xie Lang said quickly, "Put it back!" He raised his voice.

The golden monkey didn't want to, and stared at Xie Lang.

"If you don't put it back, you won't have to eat it in the future." Xie Lang said.

Xiaoqi nodded, "Brother Monkey, if someone finds out, we don't even have to eat."

Seeing that the child also helped Xie Lang, the golden monkey suddenly remembered that the last time he ate watermelon, the child refused to let him eat it, and later gave it all.Can't help but glance at Xie Lang, the miraculous human being is getting more and more strange.

The peaches were thrown into the box, and the golden monkey ran out.

"Third Master, is Monkey Brother angry again?"

Xie Lang said coldly: "I'm used to it."

After closing the door, seeing the golden monkey standing on the road to the west, Xie Lang was delighted.He thought the golden monkey left in a fit of anger.

"This way." Xie Lang beckoned to the golden monkey, called out Xie Dalang and Xie Erlang, and headed east.

Outside the bamboo forest, the golden monkey saw the deer by the pit and stretched out its paws to grab it.

The villagers who came over after hearing the news were about to ask Xie Lang whether he would sell it or roast it for everyone to eat. Seeing the golden monkey protecting the food, those who wanted to eat venison couldn't help but take a step back. First shot to death by monkeys.

"Your monkey protects the food like Xiao Qi." Xie Bowen couldn't help it.

Xie Lang: "It's the same, Brother Hou just stays at my house." Then he said, "Pigs, clean up, five catties per house."

The five catties at this time are only two and a half catties in later generations.The pigs in the pit weighed at least 80 catties based on future generations.There are more than [-] households in the sericulture, and the internal organs are removed, and the bones, pig heads, and pig feet are enough for everyone to share.

"Don't worry about the deer." Xie Lang said.

The crowd around the deer and pig shook their heads repeatedly, "Don't dare, dare not."

Xie Lang handed Xiao Qi to Yao Guizhi who arrived last, and Xie Guang carried the deer back home.

Xie Dalang and Xie Erlang, Xie Bowen and the villagers carried the pigs to Xie Zhongwu's gate.Because there is adobe left over from the last building in front of his house, he can build a simple stove to heat hot water and shave pig hair.

When the deer came back, Xie Lang gave Xie Guang a deer leg and another for his uncle, and they roasted the deer in the yard.However, as soon as he finished the simple stove and lit the firewood, the children from the village came running.

People in the village have made some money, but they are still poor. The last time most of the children ate meat was when his family built their houses.Xie Lang knew this and didn't push them away.

Xie Lang asked Xie Guang to chop a piece of bamboo and chop the bamboo sticks to skewer the meat.

Each skewer weighs about [-] grams. After roasting, divide each child into two skewers, enough for them to eat. Xie Lang asked them to go home and eat pork.

The children in the village have had contact with Xie Lang several times, and they know that they will be obedient next time.Most of the children were also afraid of him. As soon as he said this, they all went back.Including the sons of Xie Dalang and Xie Erlang.

As soon as the children left, Xie Guang cleaned up and found that there were only two bones left in the two deer's front legs. He couldn't help saying, "You can't eat like this next time."

"It's hot, don't salt it, it will taste bad tomorrow." Xie Lang pointed to the golden monkey with a piece of meat in his hand, "They didn't eat all of it."

Xie Guang turned his head to look, the golden monkey was eating the food in his hand, and also looked at the food on the stove, "It has eaten four or five yuan, isn't it full?"

"The three of you in your family, including me and Xiaoqi, can't eat it." Xie Lang said.

Xie Guang stared in shock, "So many? It's not a monkey, it's a pig, right?"