I am old in the Han Dynasty

"Squeak, squeak..."

Not me talking, you stupid weirdo.

The golden monkey waved its paw vigorously.

Xie Lang came to his senses, "Of course I know it's not you. Who is he?"

"I, I, are you a human or a ghost?!"

Xie Lang was overjoyed, so he simply went to the kitchen to light the oil lamp, "You don't even know if I'm a ghost when you come to my house?" It's too unprofessional not to step on the spot before stealing.

The oil lamp moved down, Xie Lang squatted down, "It's you?!"

"Why is it you?" The person who fell on the ground, to be precise, his legs and feet were weak and unable to get up, saw Xie Lang's face clearly and was terrified.

Xie Lang smiled and asked: "You don't know I'm Xie Sanlang, how do you know that my family is rich?"

The people on the ground opened their mouths, "You, your house is big."

"The blue brick and big tile house, don't you worry about it being a cemetery?" Xie Lang asked again.

The person on the ground thought about it a moment ago, but when he saw someone he knew, he relaxed, "What kind of monster was that just now?"

"Haven't you seen a monkey? You thief who sneaks through doors and picks locks every day doesn't even know about monkeys. You really don't know much about it." Xie Lang said with a disgusted tut.

"monkey!?"

Pfft!

The sound of things falling to the ground reached Xie Lang's ears.

Xie Lang couldn't help asking: "Outside—"

"Wang Wang, Wang Wang..."

"Moo..."

"Roar!"

"quack--"

"What happened? Who? Don't run!"

The whole sericulture is awake.

A carp lying on the ground jumped up and sat up, and the monkey staggered back from being bumped.

Xie Lang hurriedly supported the golden monkey and grabbed the thief's shoulder, "To save your companion? If you spare you once in the city, do you think I'll spare you a second time? It's not good to do something with arms and legs. Clean it up These sneaky and shady activities."

"what!"

The screams resounded throughout the silkworm breeding village.

"Saburo, Saburo, is that you?"

Xie Bowen's voice came in.

"What happened to Saburo?"

The sound of pounding footsteps was getting closer.

Xie Lang said loudly: "I'm fine." He grabbed the thief's clothes and opened the door, "Here comes a thief. He seems to have an accomplice—"

"Is it this?" Xie Bowen dragged a person over.

Xie Lang let go of the thief, "Is he your companion?"

"How can you let him go?" Xie Erlang stretched out his hand subconsciously, but he didn't dare to touch it, he was at a loss for what to do, "Quick, catch him quickly, don't let him run away."

Xie Lang pointed to the thief's dangling arms, "I can't run away."

"Why?" Xie Erlang's first reaction was to see that the thief's leg was not broken.

Xie Bowen saw it, "Did you take off his arm?"

Xie Lang nodded.

A few people suddenly thought of the time when Xie Jianfen came to make trouble, Xie Lang also directly removed his arm, and Xie Jianfen opened his throat and screamed in pain.Reminiscent of the scream they heard just now, they understood that it was not Xie Lang, but the thief.

"What should we do now?" Xie Bowen asked.

Xie Lang: "Find a rope and tie them to the tree on the west side, and send them to the government early tomorrow morning. Wait a minute, you haven't said how you know my family is rich." The thief is not allowed to quibble, "Don't say that I will take your The leg was broken, and when I went to Tingwei Yamen, it was said that you broke it by climbing over the wall."

The pale thief shuddered, "I said, I said. I heard it in the city."

The time Xie Lang exposed the thief in public, many people saw it.

Chang'an City is said to be very big, and you can't finish it in an hour.It's small and small, the shop hasn't changed much, and there are only those people who often go to the city.The business people guard against him, and remind the customers to guard against him, which makes it difficult for the thief to do "business" recently.

Yesterday the thief and his accomplices were drinking in a small wine shop, and heard a woman urging a man to raise silkworms to frighten Xie Sanlang.The man didn't want to, so the woman said, Xie Sanlang is very rich, he is only seventeen, and there is only one four-year-old child in his family. They scared them stupid, and Xie Sanlang's money belongs to him.

The man was tempted, and so was the thief and his accomplice.Before the city gate was closed, the thief and his accomplices ran outside the city, walked and played, and reached the silkworm farm.

Today is a good day, even though it is a waning moon, it is enough for the thief to find the largest house in the west of the village - Xie Sanlang's house.

The thief tried his best to climb over the high wall, jumped into the courtyard, found his way, and was about to go to the main room when he was knocked down by something that jumped out suddenly.

The thief subconsciously struggled and touched a furry paw. The terrified thief was about to call for his companions when Xie Lang opened the door and came out.

Leaving the thief behind, Xie Bowen and the others guessed it.

Xie Erlang asked directly, "Where is that man?"

"I don't know." The thief said honestly.

Xie Lang: "Second brother, that man may not come today. It may be tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. Right now it's mainly—"

"That woman." Xie Bowen continued.

Xie Lang nodded, mentioned Yao Lanhua's height and appearance and asked, "Is it this woman?"

"How do you know?" The thief showed a frightened expression again.

Xie Lang said seriously: "I can pinch and count."

"Lord Alchemist, please forgive me, Lord Alchemist, please forgive me..." The thief thumped and knelt on the ground.

"Pfft!" Xie Erlang laughed.

The thief's voice stopped abruptly, and then he looked up at Xie Erlang.

"That's my eldest brother's ex-wife." Xie Erlang said, "She wanted to harm my younger brother Saburo, but she was unwilling to be divorced by my mother and returned to her mother's house. She wanted to come back all day long. She was probably worried that Saburo would disagree, and felt that the man would scare Saburo. Silly, she can come back again."

The thief subconsciously looked at Xie Lang.

With a smile on the corner of Xie Lang's mouth, he nodded, "Yes! Let me tell you one more thing, she doesn't know that there is a monkey with eyes and ears in my house. As long as that person comes over, he will end up just like you. Don't you feel better?"

The thief wanted to cry, so he chose to be a thief instead of doing something wrong.

"Uncle, you all go back to sleep. Brother Bowen and I tied up the two thieves and went to sleep too." Xie Lang said.

Xie Jianye, who ran out barefoot, worried, "What should I do if I run away?"

"If I dare to run away, I will take the little wolf to find them. The little wolf has a good nose and can find them by following the scent." Xie Lang nonsense.

The thief couldn't believe it, "You still have wolves in your house?"

"Wolfdog." Xie Lang said, "Haven't I heard that dogs have the best noses?"

A thief only cares about how to steal other people's things every day, and how to bite back after being discovered, who knows this.But seeing Xie Lang's very determined appearance, with his arms attached, he didn't dare to run away.

After making such a fuss at night, Xie Lang woke up again and it was broad daylight.

Opening the door, the three of his family were the same as last time, squatting at the door waiting for him to get up again.

This time Xie Lang didn't use his finger on the golden monkey, he just cut open a watermelon in the kitchen, put half of it in the cupboard, and cut the half into four pieces and put it in the golden monkey's bowl so that it could hold and chew.

Then Xie Lang went to wash up, cook, and called Xiao Qi to get up for dinner.

After feeding the cattle and sheep, Xie Lang opened the door and saw the two thieves were still on the tree surrounded by people, as if looking at rare animals.

Xie Lang couldn't help laughing, tied up the cattle and sheep and walked over, "Have you ever seen what a thief looks like?"

"I've never seen a thief who dared to go to your house." Qin Hong said with a smile.

The sleepy and hungry thief looked at Qin Hong, why did he say that?What else does he not know?

Qin Hong: "Sanlang is the most powerful person among our silkworm farmers. Don't look at him being so thin, he's not tall—"

"Sister-in-law, I've grown taller." Xie Sanlang's height is a pain that Xie Lang doesn't want to mention, but the villagers like to talk about his height.He still calls him Xiao Saburo from time to time.

In order to prove that he wasn't talking nonsense, Xie Lang immediately tugged on the coarse trousers that were worn outside to facilitate work, "Look, last year's clothes were too short."

Qin Hong took a closer look, then looked at Xie Lang again, and said in surprise, "It really is. When did you grow taller?"

"Eat the oily skin and tofu you gave me every day." Xie Lang said.

Feng Ying couldn't help but said, "Didn't you eat meat?"

"It's not too bad to eat soil. With that monkey here, you think I can eat the meat." Xie Lang rolled her eyes and said without thinking, "I'll drink some soup at most and eat a duck's foot and a duck. Neck. If you say I eat meat, it is better to say that my house has a lot of lard, and I am more willing to put oil in cooking than before."

"She doesn't understand, so don't tell her so much. Your family often eats meat only in the past few days. You haven't grown taller for a few days." Yao Guizhi thinks it's because of the oily skin and tofu, "Sanlang, I have to go to the city .Do you want to go now?"

Xie Lang nodded, "You drag these two thieves along. I'll take Qin Hong's sister-in-law's car and follow behind. Xiao Qi, go to the school with Xie Guang. When you come back, I'll be right back."

The child nodded, and said obediently, "I know, Third Master."

"So good." Xie Lang went back to the house and took out his things and handed them to Xie Guang, then locked the door and escorted the thief to the city.

The first time was born and the second time was acquainted, the last time it was a tomb robber, this time it was a thief, not to mention Ting Wei, even the yamen servant couldn't help asking Xie Lang, "What will I get next time?"

"Send the robber next time." Xie Lang said.

The yamen servant was surprised: "Really?"

"Of course it's a fake. It's impossible for a robber. There is a poisonous woman. She wants to kill me, so she will be her next time." The thief has honestly confessed that they went to Xie Sanlang's house after hearing that Xie Dalang's ex-wife Yao Lanhua said that Xie Sanlang was rich. .

The yamen servant also heard, "The one named Yao Lanhua?"

Xie Lang nodded, "I hope it's not her. After all, she gave birth to two children for my eldest brother, and she is the biological mother of my nephew and niece." After speaking, he sighed and left.

After leaving Tingwei Yamen, Xie Lang saw that it was still early in the sky, so he hesitated whether to go to the Dongxi Market or Wei Qing's house.

He didn't want to go to Wei Qing's house, he felt uncomfortable.But when I went to Dongxi Market, I was worried that Wei Qing would run into me.

Wei Zhongqing, a minor official in the court, is very free, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he ran into him in Dongxi Market.

Xie Lang struggled for a while, then went straight to the north gate.After waiting outside the door for half an hour, he got into Yao Guizhi's car and went back with him.

It was [-]:[-] noon when we got home, and Xiao Qi was playing at Xie Guang's house.Xie Lang cooks as soon as he gets home.

This time the three were not waiting at the door.Gein Xie Lang cooked a lot in the morning, and the three of them who ate enough were still not very hungry.

Xie Lang had to make a meat dish even if he wasn't hungry, he and Xiao Qi had to eat it.

Xie Lang then killed a sea fish, fried it in oil and stewed it in water.

The stewed fish smelled good, and the three became more energetic. They stood by the stove and looked up at Xie Lang, as if they were asking, "Aren't they cooked yet?"

"The three of you are neither monkeys nor tigers, nor wolves." Xie Lang pointed at the three of them.

Xiao Qi asked curiously: "What is that?"

"Food!" Xie Lang uttered two words, lifted the lid of the pot, took out the pancakes, scooped up half a bowl for the child, filled a pot for himself, broke off two pancakes and threw them into the pot, and filled the pot with all the fish and soup. For monkeys, tigers and little wolves.

Xie Lang told the child before that fish has spines, so be careful when eating.

Seeing that tiger cubs also eat fish, the child said worriedly, "Third Master, tiger cubs are still young and will get stabbed."

"I picked out all the thorns inside just now." Xie Lang pointed to the clay basin containing the dirty water, "In there, I'll pour it into the cesspit later."

The child raised his head and saw, "There's nothing in my bowl?"

"No, you can't eat too fast." Xie Lang said, "Eating too fast will cause diarrhea."

The child didn't doubt that he was there, so he swallowed it slowly, and when half of his bowl was finished, the golden monkey's big bowl was also eaten up.

Xie Lang saw Hou'er clean up the pot and looked up at him, his heart skipped a beat, "You're not full yet, are you?"

"Brother Monkey, I'll give you mine." Tao Wanda from the farmhouse gave half a bowl of meat and soup, enough for the child to finish.But Xie Lang's noodle cakes were delicious, and the child ate half of the noodle cakes, but the soup couldn't go down, so he poured them into the monkey bowl.

The golden monkey put its head down and smashed it clean, then returned to its nest and lay down.

Seeing its bulging stomach, Xie Lang was speechless, "This idiot."

"Who is it?" the child asked incredulously.

Xie Lang pointed at Hou'er, "You are a fool, Brother Hou, you think the fish I cook is delicious, and I will eat yours even if I can't walk."

"Huh? Brother Monkey is full?" The child opened his eyes wide.

Xie Lang nodded, "I'm full. Give it some more, and that idiot will explode his stomach."

"Brother Monkey is so stupid." The child looked at the golden monkey and then at his own bowl, "I won't give it to Brother Monkey in the future."

Xie Lang: "I can't give it to you. Otherwise, if you become fat and the thief comes to our house again, you Brother Monkey will not be able to catch the thief, and you will be caught by the thief." Before the child asked, he said, "Too fat to run away."

"Then, then I'll lose weight for Brother Hou?" The child looked at Xie Lang and said.

Xie Lang looked at the monkey's withered and yellow hair, which could be called a chicken's claw, and always felt that it was too inhumane to lose weight for it now.

humane?

What kind of humanity does a monkey talk to it.

Xie Lang: "I'll clean the pot, clean up our cattle and sheep pens, chicken coops and duck pens, and let's help the monkeys lose weight together."

"Okay." Xie Lang is busy these days, and the child hasn't played with Xie Lang for a long time.Hearing this, the child didn't go out, moved a straw mat and sat at the door of the kitchen, watching Xie Lang busy.

The livestock pen was tidied up, Xie Lang hung the clothes to dry on the line, and put the dried firewood in the stove, half an hour had passed.

Xiao Qi also fell asleep leaning against the wall.

Xie Lang picked up the child and let him sleep in his arms, then called the monkey, little tiger and little black wolf to follow him out.

After locking the gate, Xie Lang called Xie Guang to take a bow, arrow and machete to check the trap they set.

Xie Bowen wanted to follow, but when he heard the word "trap" and saw that Xie Lang was taking Xiao Qi, it was impossible to go inside, so he turned and went back to the house to help Qin Hong make oil skin.

With the golden monkey following, nothing attacked Xie Lang, and there was no prey in the trap where he was attacked last time.

The two went to the east where the little wild boar was caught, and found a gray-haired rabbit and a little pheasant.

Better than nothing.

Xie Lang was a little tired holding Xiao Qi, and didn't want to hunt by himself, so he and Xie Guang went directly down the mountain to the southeast to check the big hole he dug.

There was nothing in the four pits, and the bamboo arrows at the bottom of the pits were still the same as they put them in, Xie Lang was so disappointed that he had to go back home with Xie Guang, "The wild boar has learned to be smart."

"They know that the wheat is not yet ripe." Xie Guang looked back at the bamboo forest, then turned around and pouted at the wheat field not far away, "In 20 days, the wheat stalks will all turn yellow, and the wild boars will go down the mountain."

Xie Lang hurriedly asked: "The wheat will be harvested in another 20 days?"

Xie Guang calculated the time. The growth cycle of spring wheat is about 20 days. The ones they planted in Qingming will not be harvested until the end of June. Come down, and catch up with the rainy day, if you don’t dry it for two days, it will get moldy. Don’t be too dry, or the ears of wheat will fall off when you touch the straw. Then you have to pick them up one by one.” As he spoke, he suddenly thought, this point Uncle knows better than him.Worried that Xie Lang would laugh at him, he quickly changed the subject, "Are you still entering the village from the east?"

Xie Lang was sighing with emotion, no wonder he could still hear the word snatching since his previous life was mechanized.Hearing Xie Guang's question suddenly, he subconsciously said, "Yes!"

"Sauro!"

Xie Lang's heart trembled, he looked up, and it was his second sister-in-law again, "What's wrong?!" It was his mother again this time.