What do I need these million fans for?

"In the past, there was a rule among performers in the rivers and lakes, called 'one foot apart', which means that if they walk in the rivers and lakes at the same time, there must be at least a distance of about ten feet between the two groups of people, and give way to each other. Crosstalk artists have always Speaking of loyalty, if an artist lands somewhere, and the business on this land is particularly good, but he finds that there are old, weak, and difficult people performing here, then he would rather give up this land and go to another place. I have to take care of the needy households." Tan Chang looked around and said seriously.

Hearing what he said, the people from the martial arts club sneered and said, "You want us to give up this space? No way! We are now a fair competition among clubs, and we are not just doing charades in the past. We don't like the rules you mentioned! "

"The martial arts club also performed in this place in the past. Why do you let us make room when you come? Is there any reason!" Another member of the martial arts club shouted.

When a scholar meets a soldier, there is no reason to explain.Moreover, the martial arts club has a large number of people, so it doesn't pay attention to these two guys who talk about cross talk at all.

Yue Qing originally thought that they would suffer a dark loss this time, so he took a deep breath in his heart, unable to get up or down.

Unexpectedly, Tan Chang shook his head and said with a smile, "How can I let you go? According to the rules of the world, we should be the ones to move!"

Yue Qing couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this, secretly admiring Tan Chang's wit.

With the previous words as a foreshadowing, even if they changed places, it was because of the pity of the martial arts club, and they took the initiative to give up this treasure of geomantic omen to the other party, instead of succumbing to their despotic power.

After the people from the martial arts club realized it, their faces turned pale.

"Who asked you to let it go!" Someone said dissatisfiedly, "If you want to let it go, it is we who let you go."

Tan Chang and Yue Qing looked at each other with a smile, bowed their hands to each other like ancient literati, and said, "Then thank you all."

Cross talk is an art of speaking. Although the people in the martial arts club can feel that something is wrong, they can't say anything to refute it.

If these two people are really moved, wouldn't they become objects that need to be taken care of?This incident is definitely a great shame for the martial arts club!

"You are in this place, you are not allowed to go anywhere!" The people from the martial arts club gritted their teeth, "Didn't you say 'one zhang apart'? We take care of the needy households, and we are eight zhang away from you, so it's okay now!"

Yue Qing estimated the distance in his mind, one zhang is 3.33 meters, and eight zhang is almost 27 meters.

This distance has entered the small woods, right? !

Could it be that this group of martial arts practitioners want to play around in the woods to beat mosquitoes?

"That's great, maybe they can also practice martial arts unique skills because of this." Tan Chang said with a smile, "Isn't Wudang's unique skill 'Furong Golden Needle' practiced by piercing mosquitoes?"

"Where did you read the pirated martial arts novels? You still prick mosquitoes with needles... Aren't you afraid that they will come back to take revenge on you after becoming the Invincible East?" Yue Qing complained.

"If you want to be Dongfang Bubai, at least you have to be good-looking. They can at most be the male version of Nanny Rong."

Tan Chang paused, imitating Nanny Rong's tone and said: "Teacher! We speak from the bottom of our hearts, so the cross talk club can't keep us!"

When he said "I can't stay", he suddenly became interested and added the tone of the big face in Beijing opera, which made Yue Qing laugh out loud.

Tan Chang couldn't help laughing when he saw Yue Qing smiling.

"What are you laughing at?" Yue Qing asked.

"I see you smiling, and I feel happy in my heart." Tan Chang subconsciously said what was in his heart, and after he realized it, his face turned red all of a sudden.

Fortunately, they were standing in a backlit place, and Yue Qing didn't notice the subtle changes in each other's faces, nor did he think too much about it.

Things that put in effort always hope to get positive feedback from other people. When he posts a love tutorial post on Weibo, he will keep refreshing it and wait for comments. As a person who talks about cross talk, it seems understandable for Tan Chang to hope to see everyone’s smile .

In this way, the two missed an opportunity to express their feelings again by mistake.

The small square is a good place, and it is very lively with people coming and going.But if you want everyone to stop and watch, it is not an easy task.

"Senior, help me turn on the lights, and I'll adjust our equipment." Tan Chang raised the loudspeaker in his hand and said solemnly.

This equipment is too shabby!It's funny to think about cross talk with a loudspeaker in hand.

But right now there is no better choice, Yue Qing can only accept the existence of the loudspeaker.

"I remember that this speaker has a recording function. After we record a yell, we can just play it out." Tan Chang said while squatting on the ground to adjust the speaker.

Yue Qing felt that the lighting equipment that came with the mobile phone was a bit weak, so he found the emergency light that Tan Chang had brought from his roommate from the box.

This kind of emergency light is the kind used when camping in the wild. The moment the switch is turned on, the surrounding area is as bright as day.

At this moment, Tan Chang's horn also sounded: "If a man does not want to be a soft persimmon, he must be a real tough guy. XXX Men's Hospital, looking forward to your visit."

Tan Chang never thought that there was such an advertisement on the speaker, so he quickly turned off the speaker, trying to pretend that nothing happened, but everyone was already attracted by them.

Although their location is remote, under the illumination of emergency lights, this place is much brighter than other places, and it looks like the C position of a small square.

"Tan Chang, come on!" Yue Qing said.

Without stopping, he picked up the gong on the ground and knocked it a few times, and shouted, "It's getting late, and there are many people. Which classmate said, you What are you doing in the small square to beat the gong? I beat the gong to treat guests! The sound of the gong is an invitation to treat guests. I invite all the students and teachers here, and I will tell you a cross talk today..."

Not to mention the people watching around, even Tan Chang was taken aback.

This is called not being able to speak cross talk?It's clearly an old world!

Yue Qing was misunderstood about this matter, and he had just learned this set of rhetoric during the day.However, he has no other advantages as a person, but his memory is surprisingly good, and he can almost be called a photographic memory.Although I just glanced at it hastily at the time, I remembered the content in detail, and it just came in handy at a critical moment.

"You must have heard it just now. This speaker is suffering from infertility..." Tan Chang calmed down and took the words very naturally.

Yue Qing let out a long sigh of relief, and his hanging heart finally returned to its original position.

He was really afraid that he would accidentally mess up this matter!

"Little brother, what club are you?" A girl next to him asked in a low voice.

"Cross talk club." Yue Qing laughed.

It is said that looking at a beauty under the lamp, the more you look at it, the more fascinated you will be.

He was already good-looking, but with such a smile now, he immediately fascinated the little girl.

Seeing such a scene from the side, Tan Chang felt a little sour in his heart, and said, "My partner, please be a little more reserved, and don't moleste beautiful female audiences during working hours."

Yue Qing was still thinking about how to sell rot without anyone noticing, but he didn't expect that the other party would take the initiative to put the words to his mouth.

"Don't molest the audience, do you want me to molest you?" He pretended to be frivolous and said.

There were exclamations all around, and some people even silently took out their mobile phones.

Naturally, Tan Chang would not let his words fall to the ground. Although he was a little surprised at Yue Qing's abnormality, he still put on a shy look and said, "Damn ghost! What are you talking about in front of everyone!"

Originally, this stalk was over here, but the onlookers booed one after another, insisting that Yue Qing must do what he said.

They have all taken out their mobile phones, how can they say that they will stop molesting if they don't flirt?

Yue Qing had never seen such a situation before, a little at a loss, and looked at Tan Chang for help.

Tan Chang smiled and said, "Do you want to watch something exciting?"

"Think!!!" The audience's voice was deafening.

"If you want to see it, I will show it to you? Why should I be so obedient!" Tan Chang said meanly, "Should you show something?"

As soon as Yue Qing heard this, he knew it was time to play by himself, and began to distribute the cross talk club's canvassing leaflets to the audience.

What surprised him was that there were not enough leaflets. A whole hundred leaflets were divided up by everyone in the blink of an eye.

"During the social association party, do you perform stand-up or counterpart comedy?" someone asked.

"It depends on the arrangement, but on such a huge stage, there are a lot of people from other associations, so we just send a representative there, which seems a little disrespectful." Tan Chang said, "Maybe we also have a hundred and 80 people on the stage. , Let everyone have a group crosstalk."

"Nonsense! Is there 80 people in the cross talk club?" Someone shouted, "You can count them on your fingers!"

Including the president and vice president, there are a total of 15 people on the roster of the cross talk club, and more than half of them have been missing all year round.

In a way, there was nothing wrong with what the man said.

"You don't understand this, do you? Crosstalk actors talk a lot, and one person can create the effect of a group of people chatting together. Isn't there 80 people in total?" Tan Chang said.

"Will the two of you be on stage at the Social Federation Gala? If it's your show, I'll call on the whole dormitory to vote for you!" a girl said excitedly.

Is this considered to have gained a fan girl?

Tan Chang said with a surprised expression on his face, "Really?"

"Really!" The girl nodded decisively, "I will also lobby the dormitory opposite to vote for you."

Yue Qing pursed his lips, pretending to be embarrassed, and said, "But this is not enough to convince the president..."

As an emotional big V, he knows what kind of attitude is conducive to increasing fans. The key is to make everyone feel that their existence is very important to bloggers.

Sure enough, everyone became enthusiastic when they heard the news, and they all expressed that they would vote for the cross talk club, as long as they could perform on stage at the social association's gala.

Yue Qing was very satisfied with this result, but he forgot the most important thing...

He can't speak cross talk at all!

The author has something to say:

Tan Chang: Senior, you really are a master of cross talk! (eyes firm)

Yue Qing: No OTZ, I'm not... I'm a rookie