What do I need these million fans for?

In the past, cross talk was an art that walked around the streets, and there was no fixed performance venue. It was often performed wherever it went. This form of performance is called "Liandi".

Yue Qing originally thought everyone was joking, but he didn't expect that after Dai Lin went back, he actually printed a canvassing leaflet and asked them to go to various corners of the school as a partner to perform.

As the saying goes, raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a while, everyone in the cross talk club is gearing up and planning to show off their talents.

However, Yue Qing didn't have any enthusiasm for this matter, and even thought about whether to pretend to be sick and hide.Although nominally speaking, he now has a cross talk partner, and in this case he should contribute to the club, but he knows how much he has.Performing in front of so many people, he is already thankful for not causing trouble, let alone being a fan of Tan Chang?

To be honest, he felt that Tan Chang standing alone on the side of the road and doing a stand-up comedy, the effect would be a hundred times better than that of his partner.

"Or you should change your partner." Yue Qing said seriously.

He really felt that his current strength was not worthy of standing with Tan Chang and talking about cross talk, but the other party didn't seem to think so, and his first reaction was that he was hated by the other party.

"Why do you want to change partners?" Tan Chang blinked and asked pitifully, there seemed to be tears in his eyes.

This weeping expression made Yue Qing have an illusion, as if he was a cruel scumbag who wanted to find an excuse to get rid of his original partner for the sake of profit.

"I don't think I'm good enough for you," he said firmly.

Even though every word was spoken from the heart, but coupled with the images he had just made up in his brain, he felt that his words seemed to have a strong smell of a scumbag.

"Not worthy" and "inappropriate", aren't these classic quotations of scumbags? !

"The main reason is that my cross talk is too bad, I'm afraid it will drag you down." Yue Qing explained.

They originally put on a show for the sake of canvassing votes. If they accidentally screwed up the performance and made everyone lose interest in the cross talk club's programs, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?

"We are partners, we are both prosperous and we are both prosperous, and we are not to be implicated." Tan Chang said with a smile, "But if you really don't have confidence in yourself, just leave the work to me, and you are in charge of selling your mouth." Just do it!"

"Sell?" Yue Qing heard this word for the first time.

"In the past, it was not enough to be a performer in the Jianghu, but it was not enough to be able to sell. What is more important is to be able to shout. This is like advertising now. If the advertisements are well shot, the sales will follow." Tan Chang shook his head and talked eloquently. , "Have you ever seen a martial arts movie? Street performers usually stop acting at the critical moment, and then someone holds a hat or flips a gong, collects money while talking, or sells powerful pills to everyone ..."

For some reason, a picture of him and Tan Chang walking around the rivers and lakes as a performer suddenly appeared in Yue Qing's mind, and he said with a smile, "I'm the one selling Dali Wan."

Tan Chang nodded first, then shook his head again.

"Dali Wan is a trick to deceive people. We are canvassing votes openly, so it must be different!" Speaking of this, he chuckled and said, "But we can learn from the skills of selling Dali Wan."

"There are skills in this kind of thing?" Yue Qing looked a little confused.

In his impression, this kind of selling work has no technical content.He even saw a monkey in the middle of a performance at a temple fair, begging for money from people around him with a tray.

"Of course there are skills! When you sell your mouth, you must memorize the procedural commentary, such as 'the rich will give you a money show, and the poor will give you a personal show' and so on. The audience's emotions, identities, reactions, etc. are improvised. For example, if the weather is bad on the day of the performance, few people will come to listen to the cross talk at all. As soon as people hear it, they will know that this person is a fool." Tan Chang said in an expert tone.

"Sure, you know quite a lot." Yue Qing smiled and cupped his fists at him, "I admire you."

Tan Chang nodded quite self-confidently, pretending to be an old god, but his heart broke into a cold sweat.In fact, he has never performed Liandi performances before, but he just heard a few words mentioned by chance. Most of what he said just now was crammed and looked up information from the Internet.

Fortunately, he checked it out, otherwise Yue Qing asked today, wouldn't he be timid?

During the day, everyone is in class, no one will watch even if the performance is hard.Therefore, Tan Chang and Yue Qing just met and made an appointment to gather in the small square after dinner, and then went about their business.

Although Yue Qing can't speak cross talk, as a well-known emotional blogger on Weibo, his eloquence is still very good. In addition, he was distracted by this matter, and it didn't take long for him to write several sets of "sell it". Words used when "mouth".

Most people don't have much interest in the traditional art of cross talk. If you want to break out of the siege at the social association gala and let everyone vote for them, the most important thing is to find another way to dance on everyone's cute spots.

Anime Club is a good example.Although their programs look messy every year, the number of votes remains high.There is no other reason, who let people catch the cuteness of the majority of otaku?Let a beautiful girl dress up as a "wife" to perform on stage, and round up the "wife" to perform!My wife's performance is naturally perfect!It's cute even if it's a wrong dance move!

The cross talk club is full of old men, and they are in pairs all day long, which gave Yue Qing a bold idea: recently, rot culture is prevalent, or organize everyone to collectively sell rot?

In order to test everyone's acceptance of the rotten culture, and also to satisfy his own selfishness, Yue Qing added rotten elements to the selling point.

In this way, you can get close to Tan Chang openly...

Yue Qing felt his cheeks were burning hot and his heart was beating too fast, as if he was sick.

He didn't know what he was thinking, as if he expected Tan Chang to understand his hint, but also hoped that the other party would not see anything and could continue to maintain the current relationship with him.

In comparison, Tan Chang's preparations were simple and rough.

Megaphone?take it!

allegro?take it!

Gong?take it!

In his opinion, even if he is the only one there to perform on behalf of the cross talk club, he can't lose to other clubs in terms of momentum!

When Yue Qing went to the small square to find Tan Chang as agreed, he was shocked to see the box full of props next to him.

Where did this guy go to rob? !

"I borrowed the loudspeaker from the hostel, borrowed the gongs and drums from the folk band, oh, the lamp was kindly provided by my roommate... the black lamp must be lit up, right? How embarrassing it is to turn on the lights by myself and only hear the sound but not see the person!" Tan Chang said, "Allegro is my own, and I can play allegro very well!"

"Are you sure?" Yue Qing felt that the rope tied to the allegro was about to rot, and he seriously suspected that when the opponent's allegro hit the rising point, the two boards flew out.

"This is the proof of my hard work and hard work!" Tan Chang said solemnly, "The rope on the Allegro should not be tied too tightly, otherwise the board will not be able to play."

What can Yue Qing say?He doesn't know how to play allegro, so he can only choose to believe the other party's words.

Closer to home, the small square is a geomantic treasure in the school, and many associations choose to perform here to canvass votes.

Yue Qing looked around, and found that there were only a few corners left without people, and other places had been preemptively occupied by other clubs. Even the art club had set up a space to paint portraits for people. It can be seen that this year How fierce is the competition among clubs.

They spent a lot of effort and finally found a pretty good position, but before they had time to put up the signboard of the cross talk club, someone came to chase them away.

"Do you understand the rules? This is the territory of the martial arts club!" the man said.

If he spoke well, Yue Qing might be able to give in a bit, at worst, he would just change places.But the other party's attitude was so arrogant that it made people feel angry for no reason.

"This is strange. There is no word 'Wushu Club' written on the ground, and there is no signboard of the Wushu Club next to it. Why do you say this is the site of the Wushu Club?" Yue Qing said, setting up the signboard of the Crosstalk Club. Beside him, "Now there is a signboard for the cross talk club, and I said this is the territory of the cross talk club!"

"Cross talk club?" The man burst out laughing, as if he had heard some big joke, "You really deserve to be a member of the cross talk club, your words are really interesting. Just based on the broken rankings of your club over the years, Is there still a need for canvassing? It really doesn’t make any difference whether it’s the last one or the second last one.”

Last year, the program of the cross talk club ranked second to last. This incident has always been a hurdle in everyone's mind.

Yue Qing opened his mouth, and just as he was about to refute, Tan Chang hurriedly said:

"Whether or not to canvass votes is our business, and you don't need to worry about it. As for the ranking of the social association's gala...we don't have high requirements, as long as we rank in front of the martial arts club, we will be satisfied."

The martial arts club's programs over the years are very enjoyable, and the rankings are also very high. A few times they even won the top spot, which is not at the same level as the cross talk club.

Hearing Tan Chang's words, the man seemed to have heard a bronze-ranked Mengxin brazenly say that he would participate in the king-level qualifying competition. With a mentally retarded expression on his face, he said, "The cross talk club is crazy this year."

"Average, third in the world." Tan Chang said modestly.

Seeing that the sex between the two parties was getting stronger and stronger, Yue Qing didn't want to cause trouble, and just wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, when he heard Tan Chang say something that stunned everyone present.