What do I need these million fans for?

Tan Chang is not the first person to invite Yue Qing to be his partner.

When he first joined the cross talk club, although Yue Qing repeatedly emphasized that he could not speak cross talk, but because he could speak fluent Tianjin dialect, many people extended an olive branch to him and wanted to partner with him in cross talk.

After all, in the eyes of most people, Yue Qing, as a native of Tianjin, said that he can't cross talk is completely modest.

If he really can't speak cross talk, why did he join the cross talk club in the first place?

In fact, from a certain point of view, Yue Qing's joining the cross talk club was completely a misunderstanding.

At the beginning, when he saw the cross talk club recruiting newcomers, he thought it was a group of cross talk lovers gathering together, and everyone formed a group to go to a small theater to watch cross talk in their free time.It might feel a little lonely to watch something like cross talk alone, but if you watch it with a group of people, the atmosphere will suddenly become different.

Later, it wasn't until one day when he found out that everyone in the cross talk club was in pairs, that he realized that there seemed to be something wrong.

Two male creatures are so close together, obviously there are only two situations: either gay or cross talk!

He felt that he had been deceived, but the president said that "listening to cross talk is not as interesting as talking about cross talk", and also said that if Yue Qing is willing to try, he will definitely like talking about cross talk.

In this way, he stayed in the cross talk club, but the whole freshman year passed, he changed eight partners back and forth, and none of them stayed with him for more than a week.

His cross talk foundation is really poor, and he often pops up a line or two that others have never heard of. Everyone says that it is difficult to partner with him.

It is precisely because of this that when Tan Chang invited him to talk about cross talk, although he was very happy, he didn't take this matter to heart.

After all, based on experience, this guy probably gave up after a few days.

"No one is born to speak cross talk. When I first started to learn cross talk, I was embarrassed almost every day." Tan Changdao, "According to my mother, I was a bad talker when I was young, and I never felt tired when I talked. So at that time, other people’s children were learning music and fine arts, and she sent me directly to the Children’s Palace to learn cross talk.”

"At that time, there were not many people learning cross talk. For a while, every time I went to class, I was the only student, and the teacher sat next to me and watched me practice... Thinking about it this way, it is not for nothing that I have solid basic skills. When I was young, I had a bad memory. Well, Guankou is simply a childhood shadow for me. I often recite the front and forget the back, or simply recite the string. Finally, once, I was right from beginning to end, but the teacher still punished me..." Said At this point, Tan Chang stopped suddenly and looked at Yue Qing with his eyes.

"What happened?" Yue Qing asked.

"I'm in the period of changing my teeth, and my words are leaking, and the teacher misheard me." Tan Chang said with a resentful face.

"It's not that the teacher heard it wrong. In the final analysis, I still blame you for not explaining clearly...but you are also to blame for being poor." Yue Qing said.

Tan Chang nodded, suddenly showing two rows of big white teeth, and said with a smile: "Look, although we haven't practiced together before, you are so good to me."

Yue Qing was also happy when he heard this, and said: "Your request for praise is so simple? That means someone can give you praise!"

"That's really not the case..." It's just that you are very different in my heart.

However, before he finished speaking, Chen Zhenyu, the vice president of the cross talk club, walked towards him, holding...a smelly sock in his hand.

"Comrade Tan Chang, you lost your sock." He said solemnly, "Please dispose of this kind of harmful garbage that will pollute the environment by yourself, and don't throw it anywhere."

Tan Chang's face turned red all of a sudden.

The sock in the opponent's hand is indeed his...

After he took off his socks last night, he forgot where to throw them. He searched for a long time in the morning but couldn't find them, so he took another pair of socks from the cabinet and put them on.

Why is this sock in the other party's hands?And there are so many people in the club room, why does this guy think the socks are his?

He secretly glanced at Yue Qing, feeling hot on his face.

In this case, he would never admit that it was his socks!

"Do you think I'm such a sloppy person?" He said, "And I wear socks on my feet. Is it so hot that I wear two pairs at once?"

In order to prove that what he said was true, he stretched out his feet.Yue Qing looked down and saw that he was wearing a pair of socks on his feet.

But what is that piece of cloth protruding from the trouser leg for?

Yue Qing was a little curious, stretched out his hand and tugged.

The other sock was thus in his hands.

Everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere became a little awkward for a while.

As an emotional big V, Yue Qing has always boasted that he can deal with all kinds of emergencies with ease, but this matter is obviously beyond his understanding.

He thought for a while, and said, "It's good...it just makes a pair."

Since he always encountered the need to find a ground seam to drill into recently, Tan Chang felt that he should carry a ground drilling machine with him, so as not to have to look for the ground seam everywhere.

Now that the country's infrastructure is getting better and better, it is really not easy to find a pure natural seam.

Having said that, God really didn't treat him well.Having been a lonely wolf in the desert for 18 years, this is the first time he has met someone he likes, whether it is a love or a secret love, this is his first love.

Does God have to play him like this?Every time he feels that he has just made some progress, he will immediately embarrass himself in front of the other party.

If the lucky person is God's own son, then he seriously doubts that he was green with God in his previous life.If not, is it necessary for God to target him like this?

"Look, you left clues in your trouser legs." Chen Zhenyu said, "I'm surprised. If a sock falls out of your trousers in winter, I can still understand a little bit. After all, you wear more clothes. But now It's not cold enough to wear cotton pants, right? Can't you feel the socks in your trouser legs?"

"If I could feel it, wouldn't I just take out my socks?" Tan Chang squatted on the ground secretly sad, lamenting the injustice of the sky.

After finally raising his favorability a little because of the gown, he will definitely fall to the bottom again now.

"What are you guys doing together? Are you going to have a meeting?" Dai Lin kicked Chen Zhenyu when he came over, but the other party deftly dodged him.

"Comrade Dai Lin, a gentleman uses his words but not his hands." Chen Zhenyu said, "I won't say anything on stage. After all, it's for the performance effect. Off stage, we can make three chapters..."

"Dating your sister! I just made a mistake, are you bullying the newcomer again?" Dai Lin stretched out his hand to pinch Chen Zhenyu's ear, this time he didn't dodge it, and screamed in pain.

"It hurts! There are no newcomers here? They are all old friends." Chen Zhenyu said.

When Dai Lin heard this, he narrowed his eyes: "So you are really recruiting cats and dogs?"

Recruiting a cat and handing over a dog is a common saying, which means to recruit cheaply and provoke right and wrong everywhere.

Chen Zhenyu has a restless personality, and he likes to tease others on weekdays, causing everyone a headache.

"This is wrong again. How can there be cats and dogs here? Could it be that in your eyes, both comrades Yue Qing and Tan Chang are not human?" Chen Zhenyu said with a playful smile.

Although they knew that Dai Lin didn't mean that, Yue Qing and Tan Chang still felt like they were lying on their guns.

Naturally, those who talk about cross talk can't let their words be left on the ground, Tan Changshun continued: "Fuck you, anyone who goes out like you likes to pee on a telephone pole."

"Okay, you guys stop for a while." Dai Lin said, "I have something to talk about."

"The club wants to have a dinner?"

"The president wants a treat?"

"We want to connect with the girls from the dance club?"

Before Chen Zhenyu finished speaking, he received a slap from Dai Lin, and added guiltily: "I'm not interested in Miss Sister, mainly for the sake of the single brothers in our club."

"You really have a lot to worry about." Dai Lin sneered, "Last time you said you wanted to add visual effects to the cross talk show, how did you go?"

"I think service props can be added." Chen Zhenyu said.

"Take the way of the drama club, leaving them nowhere to go?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows, obviously not satisfied with his answer.

"Or show it on the light, with lights of various colors." Chen Zhenyu thought for a while and said again.

"Should I still have to replace the string master with a DJ? Play time, play time, and play disco on stage with you!" Dai Lin said, "Although we are just a club and don't rely on it for a living, But it can’t be too out of character.”

Hearing this, Yue Qing seemed to think of something, and asked, "Aren't you coming to the social association party soon?"

"What is the social association party?" Tan Chang asked curiously.

"It is an event held by the school every year. All clubs have to present programs to show the characteristics of their clubs." Dai Lindao, "After the social association evening, there will be a secret ballot to select the most popular program. The winner can Get a large amount of activity funds, as well as the legendary mysterious prize... But our club has never won it. "

"Not only have we never won, but we have been counting down every year. Fortunately, there is a brotherhood club, and we have never been at the bottom." Chen Zhenyu added.

Although it is a bit embarrassing, what he said is all true.

The so-called fraternal clubs are actually clubs like the Wenwan Club and the Poetry Club that have nothing to do with stage performances. In previous years, they were at the bottom, and the ranking of the Crosstalk Club was not too ugly.However, this year the school changed the rules and allowed several clubs to jointly apply for performances, so the Wenwan Club and the Drama Club jointly rehearsed a sketch, and the Poetry Club asked the Hip-hop Club to come up with an ancient style of rap.

As a result, the situation of the cross talk club suddenly became embarrassing.Although Dai Lin didn't say anything, the social association evening was an important indicator for the school to measure the excellence of a club.

Following the principle of the final elimination system, if the cross talk club ranks at the bottom this time, it is likely to be interviewed by the school, and whether it can continue to operate depends entirely on luck.

"Theoretically speaking, our club should have an advantage in stage performances, right?" Tan Chang said, "Could it be that our jokes aren't interesting enough?"

"No matter how interesting a joke is, it needs someone to listen to it. When our show comes, everyone queues up to go to the toilet." Baitang said helplessly, "No one likes to see two old men standing on stage chattering, and Other clubs will hold warm-up performances in advance in order to canvass votes."

"Yes, for example, there are girls from the Hanfu club dancing in the small square tonight." Chen Zhenyu said, "Music clubs, dance clubs, including roller skating clubs and magic clubs will be canvassing votes in every corner of the school during this period."

"We can also canvass votes." Tan Chang said, "Cross talk is the most suitable program for interaction."

"How do we canvass votes? Find two people to stand in the square and talk about cross talk?" Yue Qing shook his head.

Just by imagining that scene, he felt so stupid that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Moreover, there are stereos and various bands in the small square, and no one can hear them talking!

"You mean...to put the ground down?" Dai Lin pursed his lips, "It's still a way."