What do I need these million fans for?

Yue Qing and Tan Chang became famous in the small square.For the first time ever, the cross talk club beat all the heroes and became one of the most anticipated clubs.

In Dai Lin's perception, this is the most glorious achievement in the history of the cross talk club.

He really wanted to open an altar to worship the ancestors, display the photos of the past presidents of the cross talk club, and tell everyone the exciting news.

"You two can do it! You have the talent to be an actor!" Dai Lin said, "The social association party depends on you!"

Tan Chang naturally had no problem, but Yue Qing felt a little guilty in his heart.

"Is it just the two of us on stage?" He asked, "How about rehearsing a cross talk show? Group cross talk is also fine!"

When Liandi performed, Tan Chang was mainly there to do the work. He only occasionally helped out, and the pressure was not too great.But performing cross talk on the stage of the Social Federation Gala, the situation is quite different.Everyone will stare at him, and no mistakes can be tolerated.

Now that the students have such high voices for the cross talk club, if the performance is still at the bottom after the performance, wouldn't everyone be happy for nothing?

Tan Chang's business level is absolutely excellent. If the expected effect is not achieved, there must be something wrong with him.

How will he get a foothold in the cross talk club then?

Dai Lin didn't know the entanglement in Yue Qing's heart, and said honestly: "I don't have time to make those things. And everyone has clearly expressed that they want to see the two of you perform on stage, so we won't make trouble."

"That's right, we have more important things to do." Chen Zhenyu laughed.

In the past two days, he and Dai Lin observed the performances of other clubs, and found that they all had their own people among the audience to take the lead in applauding.Especially in the animation club, they even set up a special "CALL Squad", no matter what kind of ghosts the people on the stage perform, they will try their best to enhance the atmosphere, so as to achieve a better performance effect.

This incident gave them great inspiration.In the past, there was also such a rule for people who went to the rivers and lakes to perform arts, which was called "knocking".If someone gathers an audience in a certain place, but there are still not many audiences after talking dryly, at this time, colleagues in the world will come to join in, so as to achieve the purpose of attracting audiences.

There are not many people in the cross talk club, if everyone is on stage, who will applaud from below?

"But I don't know how to flatter!" Yue Qing wondered.

Dai Lin pursed his lips, didn't say anything, stretched out his hand and gestured for him to shoot, and made a "snap" with its own sound effect.

Yue Qing was stunned, not understanding what kind of medicine the other party was selling in the gourd.

"Your reaction won't work." Dai Lin said, "As a qualified fan, you need to know how to cooperate with your partner."

After saying this, he turned around and shot Chen Zhenyu with a "snap". The opponent almost subconsciously reacted to being shot, and twitched twice after falling to the ground.

"You were shot to death, why are you lying on the ground and still moving?" Dai Lin asked with a smile.

"Your marksmanship is too bad, you missed the point." Chen Zhenyu said, "I'm not dead yet."

Hearing this, Dai Lin pretended to refill the ammunition and "fired another shot" between his legs.

"This is your family's key point!" Chen Zhenyu said dissatisfied.

"That's right, our key points are here." Dai Lin spread his hands and said, "Could it be that your structure is different from ours?"

Yue Qing understood the other party's stalking, and couldn't help laughing.

"I want to play too!" Tan Chang said.

Dai Lin pointed his finger at him and fired a shot.

Tan Chang did not pretend to be shot and fell to the ground, but turned over on the spot.

However, due to lack of skill, he slipped when he landed and performed a "buttocks back flat sand falling wild goose pose".

"The ground is a bit slippery." He scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Everyone roared with laughter, Yue Qing stretched out his hand to help him up, and asked, "Are you okay?"

"No, nothing." Tan Chang blushed and shook his head, "You can forget what you saw just now."

Yue Qing suppressed a smile, nodded solemnly, and said, "Okay, I didn't see anything."

Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu looked at each other, for some reason they always felt like they were stuffed with a lot of dog food.

Dai Lin cleared his throat, and said: "Although it seems easier to hold a joke than tease it, there is actually a way in it."

"That's right." Chen Zhenyu agreed.

When he and Dai Lin teamed up to talk about cross talk, their role was to be a fan.The same words are spoken in different tones and tones, and the effect will be quite different.

To give a simple example, for the same two characters "Fuck", wo is pronounced softly and cao is pronounced four times, expressing appreciation.

On the contrary, if I read four times and cao read softly, the emotion conveyed is shock.

If Wo pronounces three times and Cao pronounces four times, it means that the other party is in a state of anger.

Yue Qing thought about it, and it seems that this is really the case.

For a while, all kinds of "fucking" voices came and went in the cross talk club.

The instructor of the cross talk club passed by the door and was shocked to hear this movement.

Are these brats crazy? !

With a gloomy face, he pushed open the door of the club activity room, and shouted: "What are you doing! Give some sunshine and it will be brilliant, give some water and it will flood, and give some sweetness and it will go up to the sky! Can you still talk well?" ?”

There was a sudden silence in the club activity room, so quiet that even a needle dropped on the ground could be heard.

It's no wonder that the instructor of the cross talk club is wearing a jacket with a fierce face all over his face. At first glance, he looks like a gangster.However, according to Dai Lin, although the other party looked very difficult to provoke, he was actually a kind-hearted person.

Dai Lin collected himself and told the instructor the cause and effect of the matter.

The instructor looked Yue Qing up and down, snorted coldly, and said, "Nonsense!"

Tan Chang was not happy when he heard this, and pouted his neck and said: "Why are you messing around? Fat people don't eat it all at once, and cross talk masters don't spit out lotus flowers at birth, and they haven't given them a chance to improve. gone?"

Dai Lin winked at him, and explained: "Teacher, although they are newcomers, the effect of the performance is very good. And the students also hope to see their performance at the social association party."

The instructor waved his hand and said, "I'm not talking about that, you send whoever you send to the stage! What I mean is that your current training method is completely nonsense! What's the use of flashy things? You don't need to work hard when you should work hard on weekdays. You know how to eat, drink and play every day, and you don't hug like this when you're in a hurry. If you have this time, it's better to confirm the program and practice your own work well, so as not to waste time. This year it made people laugh again."

"Teacher, it's because you don't understand the situation. We definitely want to practice the show, but Yue Qing's cross talk foundation is not very good. You must first let him know what he is doing, right?" Chen Zhenyu said.

"You guys don't have a good foundation, and you are still teaching others with a shy face!" The instructor shook his head, "He taught you almost the same."

If it is in the circle of emotional bloggers, Yue Qing is indeed a veteran, but in the field of cross talk, he really dare not trust him.

"Teacher, you probably misunderstood." Yue Qing said helplessly, "I really don't know how to speak cross talk, but the Tianjin dialect is more fluent. It has nothing to do with cross talk, because I am from Tianjin... I yelled in the small square before Those two sentences are what I learn and sell now, and if I say a little more, I will reveal my truth."

The instructor was silent for a long while, and then turned his attention to Tan Chang: "What about you? You must be half-baked too!"

"It's a little bit better than half-baked people." Tan Chang rubbed his nose with his fingers, and said, "I started learning cross talk at the age of five, and I know how to sing and sing. I can barely be considered a teacher."

He was self-effacing. Dai Lin was afraid that his instructor would believe it, so he hurriedly added: "This junior is good at work, and has a size, so he can hold the scene."

"Those who are used to riding horses are used to falling, and they can drown in the river. Since you have some real skills, you should practice hard! It is enough to have a layman on the stage. If two people have problems, the cross talk club It is estimated that there is no need to continue." The instructor said.

Dai Lin was taken aback, and asked, "Has the Socialist Federation approached you?"

"Remove the word 'what', I don't know how many times you have come to me!" The instructor said with a vicissitudes of life, "You should try to fight for yourself, every time the ranking is bottom, I don't know how to tell the school Confessed."

Tan Chang and Yue Qing sighed at the same time, feeling that the burden on their shoulders was as heavy as a thousand catties.

In order not to be dragged down in the performance at the Social Federation Gala, Yue cleared up his daily classes, plugged in headphones to listen to cross talks when he had nothing to do, carefully analyzed the tone and intonation of his fans, and then muttered imitated in his mouth.After a few days, it really made him learn a lot.

But talking about cross talk is like a young couple living a life. They need to get along with each other to achieve the effect of "1+1>2".So the two discussed it and decided to conduct additional special training every night before the Social Federation Gala.

They never expected that because of this decision, they would accidentally know each other's little secret.

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