What do I need these million fans for?

"Senior, I'm really sorry... This is the first time I bring someone I like home, they seem a little too excited." Tan Chang scratched his head embarrassedly.

"No, I think your family is super cute." Yue Qing said with a smile, "No wonder you have such a sense of humor. It turns out to be a family inheritance."

"I'm not afraid that there are too many sand sculptures, but I'm afraid that there will be a nest of sand sculptures. In fact, I am a literary youth in my bones." Tan Chang said seriously.

"Really?" Yue Qing had an expression of disbelief, "Then you recite a poem for me on the spot."

"Ahem, reciting poems...in broad daylight, it's not good to recite 'obscene poems'!" Tan Chang deliberately misunderstood Yue Qing's meaning, with an expression of "I can't imagine you are this kind of person".

"Fuck you! Your head is full of yellow waste, no wonder uncle and aunt prepared so many things for you." Yue Qing complained.

"I..." Tan Chang wanted to refute, but was stopped by Yue Qing.

"You don't need to explain. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is the truth." Yue Qing said.

"I'm wronged! The future staff of the judiciary will not give me a chance to explain, it's so chilling!" Tan Chang clutched his chest, pretending to be heartbroken.

"Don't pretend to be innocent, an informant has already reported to me anonymously." Yue Qing glanced at him and said with a smile, "You have been watching pornography since junior high school, you are quite precocious..."

"Who? Who said that? Did that little girl tell you!" Tan Chang said angrily, "See how I deal with her next time I go back!"

"Don't care who said it, first tell me if there is such a thing." Yue Qing raised his eyebrows, with a malicious expression on his face.

Tan Chang shook his head, and denied it flatly: "Absolutely not! It's a serious sports show... It's just because it's a story that happened in the swimming team, so everyone is dressed more revealingly. Who can swim and wear long johns ah!"

Hearing the other party mention swimming, Yue Qing suddenly thought of this guy's flamboyant pink swimming trunks, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Tan Chang had a bad feeling in his heart, "What else did that girl tell you?"

At that time, when he saw his sister dangling around Yue Qing, he felt that there must be nothing good, but the other party insisted that they were discussing ancient color tricks.

"If you divide it in general, ancient color tricks can be divided into big tricks and small tricks. If you suddenly conjure something out of a coat like a senior, it is considered a big trick." Tan Changdao, "Artists who performed ancient color tricks earlier, You can even hide the brazier under the coat without people seeing it."

"Hidden brazier! Don't they think it's hot?" My sister had a disbelieving expression on her face.

"It's true. Although there are heavy things hidden on his body, it can still make people feel that his hands are empty and his steps are light, which is also a manifestation of strength." Yue Qing explained, "360 lines, every industry has its own. Great place."

"Then brother Yue Qing can also hide the brazier under his clothes?" the younger sister asked.

"No... I just know a little bit of fur." ​​Yue Qing shook his head, "Hiding a lighter is more or less the same, and the brazier is fine."

If Tan Chang said such things, the younger sister would definitely say a few words, or at least despise his lack of academic skills.

But at this time, the person who was speaking became Yue Qing, and the younger sister nodded obediently as if she was a different person, and said, "We don't hide the brazier in our clothes, it's too dangerous."

Could this discrimination be any more obvious?

If people who don't know see it, they will probably think that the two are brothers and sisters, and Tan Chang is just an outsider.

Recalling what happened at Tan Chang's house that day, Yue Qing was quite emotional: "Speaking of which, your sister is quite interested in ancient color tricks, and pestered me to change them for her several times...and asked if the gift I gave her was hidden. Bring it under your clothes."

"She's not interested in ancient color tricks, but in you." Tan Chang complained.

From a certain point of view, the aesthetics of the two brothers and sisters are surprisingly unified.

Now he doesn't think that his younger sister will not accept Yue Qing as his sister-in-law, but he is worried that the other party will forget his brother after having a sister-in-law.

Generally speaking, Yue Qing's visit this time went well.

Although there were some embarrassing episodes, Tan Chang's family didn't seem to take it to heart, instead they often asked Tan Chang to bring him something.

Sometimes it's snacks, sometimes it's some miscellaneous gadgets.

The funniest thing is that Tan Ma specially added Yue Qing's Wechat because she was afraid that Tan Chang would take it privately, and she had to check the packaging and quantity of the items with him every time.

"If Tan Chang takes a kickback, he must tell his aunt, and I will clean him up for you!" Tan Ma said.

In her opinion, it is not easy for Yue Qing to leave his hometown to study abroad alone.

Since his son hooked him up, they are his family.

And this kind of well-behaved and filial child is a hundred times stronger than his own bastard!

This is simply the son of her dreams!

Tan Chang expressed his helplessness.

He understands the truth, but it is necessary to make him look like he was raised by his stepmother. Is Yue Qing his real son?

Although Yue Qing gave him more than half of the things every time, this feeling was completely different.

The daughter-in-law gave him something because the daughter-in-law loved him, and it couldn't make up for the harm his mother caused him!

"Speaking of which, taking the high-speed train from Beijing Station back to Tianjin is faster than taking the car from home to school. What kind of uprooting is this?" "Scrap talk" told Yue Qing.

"Sister-in-law! I will always be your most loyal fan girl!" The younger sister expressed her loyalty.

Yue Qing originally thought that this kind of life would last forever, but he never expected that one day when he went to a public elective class, he overheard a classmate next to him mention something about the big emotional V.

At first he didn't care, but Yue Qingyue felt something was wrong.

"Have you heard? The famous emotional big V trumpet has been exposed!"

"I heard that! I stayed up late last night to eat melons... I thought he was an emotional blogger with three views and righteousness, but I didn't expect him to be that kind of virtue in private. It really disappointed me!"

small?

Yue Qing was dumbfounded when he heard this.

He only has two Weibo accounts, one is "Emotional Big V", and the other is an account dedicated to class registration, which is what everyone calls "small account".

Were everyone disappointed to find that he was just an average college student?

But this has nothing to do with the Three Views!

"What happened to the big emotional V?" He asked curiously.

During this period of time, he has been concentrating on practicing double reeds and ancient color tricks. It has been a while since he has logged into the account of Emotional Big V. He never thought that he would hear news about that account in this way.

"Haven't you heard? The trumpet of the emotional big V has been exposed, and some of the remarks in it are very confusing, and it can be called a reward for human confusing behavior." The man said, "Didn't everyone praise him for his super righteousness? ? It turned out to be nothing like that at all!"

"The walking cannon king of the world."

"Expert in gossip."

"He also broke the news that in the previous live broadcast, the little brother who was talking to him was actually not his boyfriend, but his wingman..."

After hearing the descriptions from the crowd, Yue Qing's expression became more and more bewildered.

The "emotional big V" everyone calls is him, right?

Why does he seem to be listening to other people's affairs, without any sense of substitution at all?

Did he get hacked?

After returning to the dormitory, the first thing he did was to log in to the account of "Emotional Big V".

Sure enough, no matter whether it was Weibo comment area or private message, it was almost overwhelmed by everyone's messages.

【Big V... Is that trumpet real QAQ】

【? ? ? 】

[Fuck!Really disgusting]

[If it's just an ordinary emotional blogger flirting, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but you set a flag for yourself before, it's a bit...]

Yue Qing was completely stunned, his brain went into a state of shutdown, and it took him a while to come back to his senses.

He thought it was someone pretending to be him on the Internet and made some inappropriate remarks, but after searching for it, he found that the other party's Weibo had been open for business a long time ago, and each Weibo corresponded to the "emotional big V" account. content.

If he is not the emotional big V himself, maybe he will believe it, and feel that the content exposed in this account is the other side of the emotional big V.

From a certain point of view, the content exposed in this Weibo is closer to everyone's imagination of the emotional big V than the real him.

Although he didn't show his face, there are luscious luxury everywhere in the accompanying picture.

That person also called women "stupid pigs" too much, and his words were full of superiority, as if it was a very proud thing to play with other people's feelings in the palm of his hand.

But he was also unkind to men, calling men who were devoted to feelings "crap" and calling homosexuality "disgusting perversions".

"Everyone says that this guy is the trumpet of the emotional big V, but they don't know that the emotional big V himself is the 'trash' and 'pervert' in his mouth." Yue Qing took a screenshot and sent some content to Tan Chang, "What do you do about it? evaluate?"

"???"

"Are those people blind? This tone of voice is completely out of line with yours! And even the central idea is off the mark!"

After Tan Chang received Yue Qing's message, he couldn't understand what those netizens were thinking.

He logged on to Weibo and found the account Yue Qing mentioned.

Sure enough, many people regarded that guy as an "emotional big V".

"Fuck! How can such an idiot compare himself to my family!" Tan Chang felt that he was about to explode, so he asked that guy why he called himself an "emotional big V".

Unexpectedly, the guy actually replied to him.

"I've never said who I am, it's just that everyone thinks so."

This answer is really underwhelming!

Tan Chang couldn't help but yelled at the other party, and then the man sent him a "hehe" emoji, and then stopped talking to him.

Oh your sister!

Tan Chang was so angry that he slammed the keyboard.

Looking at the current situation, it seems that someone wants to challenge the professional ability of him, a top student in computer science!