What do I need these million fans for?

"Then...shall we start?" Yue Qing lowered his head and asked, "If we keep procrastinating, we really don't have enough time."

"That's right, even if you just go through it briefly, it will take at least 10 minutes." Tan Chang said.

When Tan Ma heard this in the cabinet, she was almost stunned.

Today's children are growing up on what to eat!Physical strength is so good?

But if this is the case, she really has to find a way to leave quickly...

"I, I don't care, as long as you are ready." Tan Chang scratched his head and said, "I am mainly afraid that you have worked too hard recently."

"It doesn't matter to me, after all, it's mainly you who are contributing." Yue Qing smiled.

It's nice to be young!Tan Ma said with emotion.

But in this way, she really wanted to find a way to leave quickly.

She doesn't have the eccentricity of watching her son's kang play!

Tan Chang scratched his head and said, "Then, then... let's change clothes first."

Change, change clothes? !

Tan Ma covered her mouth in surprise and tried her best not to scream.

They know that they are at home, and someone may push the door in at any time, so do they still want to play this kind of fun | PLAY?

It must be too bold!

"Eh? Do you want to change clothes? I thought it was just a simple pass." Yue Qing said.

"Otherwise, just don't do it at all. If you decide to do it, you must pay attention to the sense of ritual!" Tan Chang said seriously, "If you don't change your outfit, can you find the feeling?"

"Okay..." Yue Qing said while reaching out to unbutton his clothes.

At this moment, Tan Chang's cell phone rang suddenly.

"What? Is the family coming back?" Yue Qing stopped what he was doing.

"Hmm... I don't know either, maybe it was sent by mistake?" Tan Chang murmured with a confused expression on his face.

"Who sent it?" Yue Qing said, walking around behind Tan Chang, resting his chin on the other's shoulder, looking at the phone screen, "For any reason, go out of the room first... What do you mean?"

"My mother sent it... She often sends me some weird things recently." Tan Chang said.

He just happens to like men, not a sex maniac!

Whose mother will send "health knowledge" to her son every day?

"Then shall we follow the instructions?" Yue Qing asked.

Although I don't understand what it means, there must be a reason for my aunt to send such a message.

"It's okay, don't worry about her." Tan Chang said, throwing the phone on the bed.

"Hey, won't you reply to the message?" Yue Qing asked in surprise.

"It's okay, if she really has something urgent to ask me, she can call me directly." Tan Chang said.

"That's it... But let me tell her that you have arrived home safely, right? Even if there is nothing important, if you don't receive a reply, you will involuntarily think of some messy things in your heart." Yue Qing said, "For example, will there be any accidents with the other party, or if something I said made the other party unhappy..."

Tan Chang stared at Yue Qing and didn't speak for a long time.

"What, what's the matter?" Yue Qing glanced away uncomfortably.

"Kiss, you are so cute!" Tan Chang smiled, "When I didn't reply to the message in time, did you think the same way?"

"No!" Yue Qing categorically denied, "This is the experience of a big emotional V."

"Oh? Emotional big V is also dealing with parent-child relationship now?" Tan Chang joked.

"You can't say that, after all, I'm not good at this." Yue Qing said, "But think about it differently. If I have a son in the future, I will send him a message but never get a reply. I will definitely feel very sad. of."

"Hmm..." Tan Chang frowned, with a hesitant expression on his face, "My mother has a carefree personality, so she shouldn't mind such trivial matters, right?"

"You are the straight man thinking in the legend!" Yue Qing reached out and knocked his head, dissatisfied, "No matter what age or status, girls hope that others will treat themselves as little princesses." Come and see."

"Dear, kiss, are you angry?" Tan Chang asked cautiously.

Yue Qing froze for a moment, realized that he was a little emotional, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to accuse you."

"Ah... I didn't take this matter to heart." Tan Chang said, "From a certain point of view, I think what you said is quite reasonable."

"Really?" Yue Qing asked.

Tan Chang nodded firmly.

After a long while, he smiled and said, "However, I didn't expect you to care about my mother so much. I feel a little taken aback."

"Because, because... Maybe she will be my mother-in-law in the future." Yue Qing whispered, "So you have to be filial to her!"

Hearing this, Tan Chang felt sweet in his heart.

He automatically attributed Yue Qing's attitude to Ai Wu Ji Wu.

Because he likes him, the other party also has a good impression of his family.

Tan Ma hid in the cabinet, also moved by Yue Qing's words.

This kid must be too good!You know how to be filial to your in-laws before you even meet them!

Such a good child is actually his son's date? !

Sure enough, most of the good boys go to sex...

"what?"

For some reason, Yue Qing suddenly felt a creepy gaze.He looked around, but couldn't find the source of his gaze.

"What's wrong?" Tan Chang asked.

"Is your house haunted?" Yue Qing asked after pondering for a while.

It's no wonder he thought so, after all, the inexplicable ringing of the bell in the room, as well as the indistinct sight, all easily reminded people of those strange things.

"No." Tan Chang scratched his head, his tone a little uncertain.

To be honest, he also felt that the atmosphere in the room was not right, as if there was a third person.

When Tan Ma heard what they said, a light flashed in her eyes.

Since they are unwilling to leave this room on their own initiative, they can only use some means!

She gathered herself together and intentionally made a lot of noise in the closet, scaring Tan Chang and Yue Qing.

"What the hell?!"

Tan Chang protected Yue Qing behind him, and then cautiously approached the wardrobe.

"I am the successor of communism, so I am not afraid of you ghosts and monsters!" he said loudly.

This guy thinks he is Lin Daochang!If you don't run away when you encounter such a supernatural phenomenon, what kind of hero are you?

Seeing that Tan Chang was about to open the cabinet door, she just kept on doing nothing, making a bigger movement, accompanied by various strange screams, which made Tan Chang subconsciously take two steps back.

At this moment, Yue Qing suddenly thought of the message Tan Ma had sent just now, and said, "Could it be that your aunt sent a message to ask you to leave the room because something strange was sealed in your room?"

"This kind of setting is too secondary!" Tan Chang complained.

But other than that, he couldn't think of a better explanation for a while.

The movement in the closet is so strange, there must be something locked in it.

But the door of the cabinet was not fastened from the outside, so why didn't the things inside choose to break through the door?

"Maybe there is some invisible seal on the cabinet door to prevent the things inside from getting out?" Yue Qing analyzed.

"Get out...get out of my territory..." Tan Ma said in a dark voice on purpose.

"Go, go out?" Yue Qing said.

Because the development of the matter was too mysterious, he couldn't turn his head around.

Does this mean that he is not welcome?

"Hmm..." Although Tan Chang didn't understand what was going on, but the 36 plan is the best way to go, and it's better to choose a strategic retreat when encountering such a strange thing.

But before leaving, he pinned the cabinet door.

"Even if there is an invisible seal on the door, what if that thing is time-sensitive? It's safer to lock the door." Tan Chang said.

Tan's mother wanted to cry when she heard the words.

Is this kid usually so cautious in doing things?

After hearing the sound of the two leaving, she pushed the door of the cabinet with her hands, but it couldn't be pushed.

She had no choice but to call for help.

"Husband, come back and save me QAQ I was locked in the closet by my son." She said aggrievedly.

Tan's father didn't know the cause and effect of the incident, and when he got home, he complained to Tan Chang all the time.

When Tan Chang and Yue Qing learned that the monster in the closet was Tan Ma, their expressions became very subtle.

"How can there be a mother who hides in her son's closet and peeps!" Tan Chang said dissatisfied.

"Is that called peeping? I was afraid that you would feel embarrassed, so I created a private space for the two of you to be alone." Tan Ma said eloquently.

"Then you don't need to hide in the closet, right? Why don't you just come out and say hello openly?" My sister complained.

No matter how you think about it, it is very strange to have a person hidden in the closet.

Even if the other party is his own mother, he still feels very strange.

"I thought so too, but they didn't give me this chance." Tan Ma said aggrievedly, "The two of you started talking about business as soon as they entered the room. Wouldn't it spoil the atmosphere if I went out at this time?"

"What are you doing?" My sister asked curiously.

Papa Tan coughed lightly, and said, "Don't ask so many questions, kid!"

He went into the house to do errands, and his wife specially asked him to buy some aphrodisiacs, what else could he do?

But I really can't see that the two young people are so anxious...

"Actually, there's nothing we can't talk about. Didn't we participate in a cross talk competition recently? So we've been practicing all the time." Tan Chang explained, "At first, I thought I'd finally go home and relax a little bit, but I didn't expect The senior is not willing to let go of such a little time."

"Speaking of cross talk?" Dad Tan looked at his wife suspiciously.

Why is this information different from what he knows?

With an expression of "you have to trust me", Tan Ma asked, "What props do you prepare for cross talk?"

"The semi-finals required the demonstration of basic skills, so we thought of a double-reed performance, so that all kinds of basic skills can be involved, and some... shortcomings can be subtly concealed." Tan Changdao.

The last time Yue Qing used dialect for cross talk at the beginning, the judges always believed that his basic skills were solid, and even praised him in this regard.

But in this way, if Yue Qing did not show the corresponding strength in the rematch, it would be equivalent to slapping the judges in the preliminary round.

There is no way, they can only find a way to win by "coincidence".

On the surface, the art of "double reed" is performed by Yue Qing, but Tan Chang is in charge of almost all the basic skills that need to be demonstrated.

As long as the cooperation is tacit enough, although it cannot be said to be a seamless performance, it can be regarded as sure.

"Sister-in-law is amazing!" My younger sister looked adoring.

"Ah... Fortunately, the main reason is that Tan Chang contributed more." Yue Qing said with a guilty conscience.

Tan Ma had heard similar words in the closet before, but her thoughts were on another line at that time.

"That's not right! You can just say no to cross talk, why take off your clothes?" Tan Ma asked.

Your small thoughts cannot escape my eyes!She is confident in her judgment.

"It's a little embarrassing to say it... because I haven't been exposed to cross talk before I went to college, so the basic skills are really poor, and I can't catch up with it." Yue Qing said embarrassedly, "In order to get better Theatrical effects, we put in some bells and whistles ... like ancient color tricks."

"A play, a trick?" Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard the words.

"Well... that's probably what it looks like." Yue Qing pulled out a piece of cloth from his sleeve, then shook it in front of everyone, and then a bunch of fake flowers appeared in his hand, "Because the props are all hidden in the clothes, So let's change clothes."

Everyone understands the truth, but the robe doesn't look heavy, where did Yue Qing hide it?

The author has something to say:

—at the dinner table—

Tan Chang: ...(___)ノ｜Is it my illusion?Why do you feel that everything you eat today looks so... aphrodisiac?Am I going to have siblings again?

Tan Ma & Tan Pa (guilty heart.jpg): Keke, you are not young, eat more...

Sister: Yes, this is for you.

Tan Chang:? ? !

Yue Qing: ... (QUQ feels that this family is a bit strange, are they really implying something to me?)