What do I need these million fans for?

Tan's mother was afraid that she would forget that her son was going to bring a date home today, so she specially set an alarm clock to remind herself.

Unexpectedly, Tan Chang and the others came back early. Instead of serving as a reminder, the alarm clock made her reveal her position.

What should I do now?

Hearing the approaching footsteps outside the door, Tan Ma felt her heart jump out of her throat.

Why hasn't the child's father come back? !

As if telepathic, Dad Tan, who was shopping in the vegetable market at the moment, suddenly stopped what he was doing for some reason.

"What's wrong?" my sister asked.

She took out her phone and checked the time, feeling extremely anxious.

Tan Chang said that they arrived home around eleven o'clock, and it was past ten o'clock now, and if she continued to delay, she would have no time to dress up!

"Oh... I thought about meeting my sister-in-law for the first time and dressing up more beautifully." She muttered softly.

"Yo, the little girl knows that she loves to be pretty!" Papa Tan joked.

The younger sister's cheeks were slightly hot, and she glanced away uncomfortably: "Because, because...Brother Yue Qing is very good-looking!"

Even though she knew she had no chance, she still wanted to appear beautifully in front of her male god.

What's more, Yue Qing is an emotional big V, and he must know a lot of handsome little brothers.

If you can leave a perfect first impression on the other party, wouldn't you have the opportunity to become the heroine in a romance novel and sit in a harem boy group?

Thinking of this, her eyes shot out with determination, she clenched her fists and said, "My brother can't be relied on, I can only rely on my sister-in-law!"

Father Tan was stunned when he heard the words. He felt that a rich inner drama had just been staged in his daughter's mind.

But what did this girl think of?Why did you suddenly come to such a conclusion?

"A woman is indeed a needle in the bottom of the heart!" He said with emotion.

In the past, he just couldn't figure out what his daughter-in-law was thinking, but now he couldn't even figure out what his daughter was thinking.

Perhaps this is the reason why the son likes men?

Anyway, men are usually better at understanding than women...

Tan Chang didn't know what his own father was thinking, at this time he was leading Yue Qing to approach his room on tiptoe.

"Why do you feel like you're being a thief?" Yue Qing muttered.

"Hush!" Tan Chang made a silent gesture to him, "Keep your voice down, don't startle the snake."

He put his ear against the door, carefully discerning the sounds in the room.

It was so quiet inside and outside the house that he could even hear his own heartbeat.

Is there no one?

impossible!He clearly heard the sound of a mobile phone in the room just now!

He collected himself and pushed open the door.

"Hey! Who is playing wild here?"

When he spoke, he unconsciously adopted the tone of reciting Bai in the opera, which made Yue Qing laugh uncontrollably.

However, the strange thing was that the room was empty and there was no one.

"Strange...how could there be no one?" Tan Chang muttered while looking around.

Tan Ma hid in the cabinet and held her breath, not even daring to breathe.

Scared her to death!This child is already an adult, why is he still surprised?

"Maybe I misheard just now." Yue Qing said.

Tan Ma's eyes lit up when she heard Yue Qing's voice.

She quietly pushed the cabinet door open a small crack, and then put her eyes on it to look out.

Due to her limited vision, she could only see a blurred silhouette of Yue Qing.

"I can't see clearly... It would be nice if I went a little further." She murmured to herself.

As if hearing her request, Yue Qing really took two steps forward and entered her line of sight.

"Sure enough, he is a beautiful child!" Tan Ma said with emotion, "Look at this figure...it's really cheap for Tan Chang."

Tan Chang didn't know why, but suddenly felt his nose itchy and sneezed loudly.

"Are you okay?" Yue Qing said and handed him a piece of paper, "Recently, many people in the cross talk club have caught a cold."

Unexpectedly, he was still a warm man!

Tan Ma silently gave Yue Qing another point in her heart, she was very satisfied with this prospective daughter-in-law.

Tan Chang blew his nose and didn't speak.

He always felt that the atmosphere in the room was a bit strange, as if besides him and Yue Qing, there was a third person in the room, and he was staring straight at them.

Did someone install a camera in the house while he was away?

This is too insane!

"Speak up! Silly son!" Seeing that the atmosphere was getting colder, Tan's mother had a look of resentment, "I sent you to learn cross talk back then, because I hoped that when you grow up, you can be sweeter and make girls happy. Could it be So many years of cross talk learning for nothing?"

Thinking of this, she took out her mobile phone and sent Tan Chang a text message: "You are looking for a topic to chat! Or wait for the gods to help you out?"

"Eh?" Tan Chang was taken aback after receiving the message, and then began to look around, as if looking for something.

"What's wrong?" Yue Qing asked.

"I suspect...forget it, it's nothing." Tan Chang pursed his lips, and swallowed back the words that had come to his lips.

He didn't want Yue Qing to think that their family was all strange people when they visited for the first time!

"Oh." Yue Qing nodded, but did not press on.

The room fell into silence again, and Mother Tan wished she could rush out of the closet to have a relationship with Tan Chang.

Not to mention that the other party is an emotional big V who is familiar with various routines, even an innocent girl who has never been in love, probably won't be tempted by such a humanoid wood!

Tan's mother looked her son up and down, her face was full of disgust.

Apart from his appearance and figure, which were passable, he couldn't find any merits in his whole body.

"I'm really sorry for giving birth to such a son!" Mother Tan muttered.

"Ah!" Yue Qing also sneezed.

"Have you caught a cold?" Tan Chang asked.

Yue Qing shook his head: "It's okay, it's just that my nose suddenly felt a little itchy just now."

After a pause, he seemed to have thought of something, and his expression looked a little shy: "Well... Although it may make you a little embarrassed to make such a request suddenly, since the family has not come back, should we try that again? ?”

"That?" Tan Chang blinked blankly, unable to understand what the other party meant.

"It's...that one!" Yue Qing glanced away, his face turned redder than before, "The one you taught me in the club activity room a few nights ago..."

What the fuck? !

Tan Ma covered her mouth with her hands and almost cried out.

It seems that she has wrongly blamed her own son!

No wonder today has entered the time of the sages, it turned out that it was singing every night every day a few days ago!

"Why doesn't this child say anything? If I knew this was the case, I would have asked the child's father to buy some good things for him." Tan Ma muttered.

But having said that, if these two people really want to work in the room, wouldn't it be good for her to stay here?

What if something happens accidentally and leaves a psychological shadow on the two children?

But according to my son's personality, it shouldn't start so soon...

"Darling, you're really addicted to that!" Tan Chang said with a light smile, "You were so reluctant at first, but now you always pester me to practice with you!"

What kind of wolf word is this? !

Is it really okay to drive so fast?

The old mother felt that she was taking the high-speed train at this time, and she was always worried that the train would derail.

Are all kids this open?

Shouldn't we start talking about the recent daily life?

"Because... at the beginning, I thought it would be difficult... I didn't expect it to be quite interesting." Yue Qing whispered.

"Of course! You don't want to see who taught you!" Tan Chang puffed up his chest, with a proud expression on his face.

"Yes, yes, the teacher taught it well!" Yue Qing said with a smile, "I brought all the things, do you want to come again?"

Tan Ma felt that her three views had been refreshed again.

She originally thought Yue Qing was a gentle and shy child, but she didn't expect his style to be so unrestrained!

Sure enough, people can't be judged by their appearance...

Tan Chang didn't seem to have expected the other party to say this, and asked in surprise, "Why are you carrying that thing with you?"

"That, that... I was thinking that maybe I would stay overnight at your house, and I would bring that thing with me in case of emergencies, so as to save time when I have to use it and can't find something convenient." Yue Qing covered his face with his hands, Seems embarrassed.

Tan's mother had a vicissitudes of life expression on her face. If she hadn't considered that she was hiding in the cabinet at this time, she would have wanted to light a cigarette and be quiet.

Saying the boldest words with the shyest expression is indeed a master!

Not to mention that my son is crooked, even a straight man will probably be crooked when he meets him.

"Sigh... Although I can understand your feelings, it is still necessary to take a break once in a while." Tan Chang scratched his head and said, "And I come here several times a day, and I feel a little tired."

How many times a day?This kid can do it!

Tan's mother thought for a moment, and sent a message to Tan's father, asking him to buy more aphrodisiacs.

"My son has worked hard during this time, give him something good to reward him."

Tan's father looked at the message sent by his wife, then at the elevator in front of him, and sighed heavily.

"What's the matter?" My sister suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

"It's okay." Father Tan thought for a while, and felt that it would be better not to expose his daughter to the world of adults too early, "I just remembered something that I forgot to buy."

"Still buying it?" The younger sister looked at the big and small bags in her hand, with a look of lovelessness on her face, "Dad! You are really a real father! Are you feeding my brother and sister-in-law like pigs?"

"Good girl, let's go to the market with Dad again."

Seeing the reluctance on his younger sister's face, Dad Tan decided to use his trump card: "There's a gift!"

"What kind of gift can I get from the vegetable market..." My sister muttered, "I want to eat cherries!"

Cherry... This thing is simply a fruit made of gold!

But in order to make his daughter happy, Father Tan gritted his teeth and agreed to her request.

Goodbye, my pocket money...

On the other side, Tan's mother received a reply from Tan's father, and continued to shrink in the closet to watch and eat melons.

"If you don't want to accompany me, it's the same for me to find someone else!" Yue Qing said angrily.

Tan Ma was taken aback when she heard the words, and couldn't believe her ears.

How can it be the same for others!Don't children nowadays take being emotionally focused anymore?

"Don't... everyone is in pairs. If you go, won't you break up the family?" Tan Chang said with a smile, "Last time when you went to the president, the vice president complained about me for a long time. He said I couldn't be satisfied. Your needs, that's why you ran to snatch his wife from him."

"That's called exchanging skills!" Yue Qing dissatisfied.

Tan Ma was almost petrified in the cabinet.

What kind of university did your son go to?Has the legendary N University degenerated like this?

The author has something to say:

[vegetable market]

Sister: Dad...why do you buy so many aphrodisiacs (￣￣|||) because you think my brother is hopeless and want to hurry up and have a son?

Dad Tan: (Inner OS: Fuck?! How does a little girl know so many ∑ (mouth ||)) Ha, ha ha, you think too much, but you suddenly want to eat these things... Well, that's all!

Sister: Oh→＿→ (Inner OS: Only ghosts believe it!)

PS: Mama Tan misunderstood (~￣▽￣)~ Guess what Tan Chang and Yue Qing are actually talking about?