What do I need these million fans for?

As the old saying goes, 36 plans are the best.

When Yue Qing and his group had already returned to school to eat supper around the table, the perpetrator of the crime was still being questioned by the organizer.

He insisted that it was the people from N University who provoked him first, but he couldn't produce any strong evidence.

"Okay, you said they provoked first, but how did they provoke them?" the staff member asked, with a somewhat impatient expression.

Logically speaking, he should have already left work at this time, but at this moment he has to stay here to waste time.

"They said..." The man looked a little guilty, with erratic eyes.

From a certain point of view, there is nothing wrong with the other party's accusations.

In order to make the joke more interesting, they did copy some stalks from the Internet.

Originally, I thought that the account didn't have many fans, so it wouldn't be discovered, but I didn't expect to meet the owner by chance, and the other party threatened to report them.

They panicked at the time and wanted to have a private affair with each other, but the guy named Dai Lin decisively rejected their proposal.

"This is a matter of principle! If you said it in advance, we can discuss this matter... Now that you are discovered, you plan to get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket? It's too good to think!"

"But you post the jokes online, isn't it just for people to read?" This is how they refuted each other at the time.

"This statement is biased. There are so many old antiques in the museum. After entering, you can look at them casually. Do you dare to break open the glass cover and steal some treasures?" Chen Zhenyu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't ask yourself To take is to steal, didn't your mother teach you that?"

After a pause, he continued: "The morals of the world have really changed. If you lose something, you can't call the police. The thief is more reasonable than the owner."

He didn't hide his voice, and soon attracted the attention of people around him.

Because their skills are not as good as theirs, and their reasoning is wrong, they can't fight each other verbally, so they plan to use their fists to teach them how to be human.

After all, in their opinion, those two people are both students of N University, and they must be the kind of weak scholars who have no power to restrain their chickens.

Obviously, they underestimated Daelin's combat effectiveness.

Chen Zhenyu didn't even make a move, he just stood by and applauded him, and said some sarcastic remarks by the way.

From a certain point of view, Chen Zhenyu is the kind of person who is rewarded by God. A simple fight was actually turned into a stand-up comic by him, which attracted the crowd to watch, and some people even clapped their hands when it was fierce.

Chen Zhenyu has a crazy personality, and when he sees someone coming to support him, he speaks even more vigorously, and dares to say anything.

In this way, those who clashed with them were a bit overwhelmed.

They wanted a quick fix, so they called in the helpers of the fight.

"Damn! How many people there are!" Dai Lin shouted dissatisfiedly, and then began to summon his own troops.

In this way, the two groups of people mixed with the melon-eating crowd, and the hall became a mess.

After that, things are just as the staff know.

"The guys from N University are so shameless! They actually slipped away in the chaos..."

Perhaps the legendary curse really existed. Anyway, for a long time after the preliminary round, all the members of the cross talk club had more or less symptoms of a cold, sneezing one after another incessantly.

"Damn it! Those guys would engrave us on the wall and scold us every day!" Chen Zhenyu wiped his nose and couldn't help complaining, "Otherwise, why did everyone catch a cold all at once? Isn't that Science!"

"Spring itself is a season that is easy to catch a cold." Dai Lin said in a muffled voice.

He wore a big mask on his mouth and was fully armed, looking like a medical worker during the SARS period.

"Hey, aren't you exaggerating too much?" Chen Zhenyu said lazily, lying on the table, "Also...you are already so safe, can you get closer to us?"

"No." Dai Lin resolutely refused.

According to the hospital's diagnosis, he was most likely suffering from the flu.

Chen Zhenyu is now also showing symptoms of sneezing, and his immunity is not as good as usual. What if he accidentally gets infected by him?

"If you get infected, let's recuperate together!" Chen Zhenyu spread his hands, "Anyway, with your current state, we can't go to the next game alone."

After a pause, he continued: "Speaking of which, we were clearly defending ourselves, why were we warned and punished? And the organizer actually said that if we want to continue participating in the competition, we must be accompanied by a teacher..."

"I'm probably worried that some people can't get rid of eating shit, and accidentally caused trouble." Dai Lin glanced at Chen Zhenyu as he spoke, the meaning behind his words was self-evident.

However, Chen Zhenyu didn't seem to understand his voice-over, and said seriously: "Xiao Linlin, I don't allow you to insult yourself like this! Even if they are shit, you can't call yourself a dog!"

"I'm talking about you!" Dai Lin glared at him, and said angrily, "If you don't tease cats and dogs, will you cause trouble later?"

When Chen Zhenyu heard the words, he had an innocent expression on his face: "Blame me? Obviously you did it..."

"It's also because of you!" Dai Lin said.

If those people hadn't made a gesture to fight Chen Zhenyu, would he have done such a thankless thing?

Fortunately, they withdrew earlier this time, and the person who started the trouble was stupid, otherwise they would definitely have to be punished!

"You said that guy can't even speak well. Who gave him the courage to talk about cross talk? Liang Jingru?" Chen Zhenyu said with emotion.

"I'm angry with you." Dai Lin complained.

If Chen Zhenyu really wanted to quarrel with someone, most people might not be able to resist it.

"Not necessarily... I think that guy's cross talk is not as good as Comrade Yue Qing's!" Chen Zhenyu said.

When Yue Qing was mentioned, he suddenly showed a gossip expression: "By the way, do you know that Comrade Yue Qing is going to meet his future in-laws?"

"It's an exaggeration to see the future in-laws... I heard what Yue Qing said, it seems that I just went to visit the elders as friends." Dai Lin said.

Chen Zhenyu made a "tsk tsk" sound, shook his fingers, and said, "Xiao Linlin, you are so naive! Tan Chang has already confessed his sexuality to his family!"

"So what?" Dai Lin frowned, not understanding why the other party was so excited.

He admired Tan Chang's courage to come out, but he didn't think the other party would rashly bring Yue Qing to his family.

After all, it is one thing to conceptually come out, but quite another to actually find a same-sex couple.

"But Tan Chang's family already knows about Yue Qing's existence." Chen Zhenyu muttered, "This guy is taking his wife to meet his in-laws!"

In fact, not only Chen Zhenyu thought so, but Tan Chang's family also thought so.

When they heard that Tan Chang was going to take Yue Qing home on the weekend, they were so excited that they prepared everything according to the new wife's first visit.

"Fucking mother, do you think we should prepare red envelopes?" Dad Tan looked a bit embarrassed.

If they follow the rules, they should prepare red envelopes for the new daughter-in-law they meet for the first time.

But Tan Chang's date is also a boy, is it not good to give red envelopes?

It is said that homosexuals hate being seen as women...

"Why do you think so much? After my daughter has a boyfriend, won't the new uncle give a red envelope when he visits the house for the first time?" Tan's mother squinted at him. .”

"That makes sense." Papa Tan nodded, "Then how much do you think is appropriate?"

"You can handle this kind of thing yourself, anyway, it can't be too shabby." Tan Ma said.

She cared more about whether Yue Qing would stay at home at night than such trivial matters.

Tan's father scratched his head, a little confused about what his daughter-in-law was thinking.

Both the son and his partner are boys, so even if they want to stay overnight, it shouldn't be a problem to live in the same room, right?

"Of course they will live in the same room! Is it possible that someone else's child needs to sleep on the sofa in the living room?" Tan's mother smiled, her expression was a little ambiguous, "I mean, if the child wants to stay overnight, we may need to prepare more things ..."

Condoms, lube, various props...

As an enlightened and good mother, she must make her daughter-in-law feel cared like a real mother.

Tan's father swallowed, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he swallowed the words back to his stomach.

He comforted himself that Tan Ma had always been reliable in her work, and she should not make mistakes this time.

But why did he faintly have an ominous premonition?

On the day when Tan Chang came home, Dad Tan and his sister went out to purchase fresh ingredients early in the morning, preparing to make a table of sumptuous dishes for Yue Qing.

Tan Ma stayed behind to guard the gate and tidy up the house by the way.

She sneaked into Tan Chang's room quietly, and hid the "gift" she had prepared under the pillow.

"Son, Mom can only help you so far! Next, you have to work hard on your own!" Tan Ma said as if talking to herself.

At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door.

At first Tan's mother thought it was Tan's father and sister who came back, and was wondering why they moved so fast today, when she heard Tan Chang's voice.

Oops!

Tan Ma's heart skipped a beat.

Ever since he entered adolescence, Tan Chang has become very concerned about privacy, especially disgusted by others entering his room without permission.

Because of this incident, he once had a big fight with his family members, and even threatened to run away from home.

"If this kid finds out that I am making small moves in his room, I will definitely get angry again..." Tan's mother was like an ant on a hot pot, circling in circles in the room non-stop.

"I'm back!" Tan Chang greeted the room at the door, but no one responded to him.

"Little sister, are you there?" Tan Chang asked, "Mom...? Dad...?"

Still no one responded, and the room was eerily quiet.

"Maybe I just went out for something." Yue Qing guessed, "My parents sometimes disappear like this."

"It shouldn't be, I said I would bring friends here today." Tan Chang muttered.

My younger sister and mother are eager to see Yue Qing's visit, how could they release pigeons?

Did something happen?

Tan Chang was a little worried, so he took out his mobile phone and called Tan Ma.

The phone rang from a certain room, but was hung up quickly.

"Maybe Auntie is sleeping?" Yue Qing guessed.

Tan Chang pursed his lips, with a delicate expression: "But that's my room"

Why is the old mother's mobile phone in the adult son's room?And Tan Chang is still not at home all year round...

"Maybe I accidentally left your mobile phone in your room during cleaning." Yue Qing thought for a while and said, "After all, you are often away from home, and the room always needs to be cleaned."

Tan Chang shook his head and said, "It's not that simple... I seriously suspect that they took advantage of my absence to requisition my room again!"

The author has something to say:

Tan Chang: God knows what they did with my room when I was not at home!

Yue Qing: Uh... what can you do?

Tan Chang (sorrowful OTZ): For example... a pile of Chinese cabbage stored in winter...

Yue Qing:? ? !

Tan Chang: QAQ This is not the worst... When I came home last time, I found my sister eating snail noodles in my room!She even ate durian in my room!He also said that he didn't want his room to have a strange smell, so he requisitioned my room as a temporary canteen.

Yue Qing: ... (I want to laugh, but it seems a bit unkind to laugh at this time)

Tan Chang: o(TヘTo) She, she said... Anyway, I am not at home, even if there is a strange smell, it will dissipate after a while, and it will not affect much OTZ!Smell is permeable!Sometimes I feel the smell of stinky tofu even in the cracks of the wall...