What do I need these million fans for?

24英寸，16：9的画面比例，1920*1080的清晰度……这就是“替身使者”全部的世界。

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After posting these two Weibo posts, the "Stand-In Messenger" stretched his waist, squinted at the ever-increasing comments below Weibo, and curled up his lips.

smile.

This is exactly what he wanted to achieve!

The current Internet celebrities are changing too fast. If they don't appear in front of everyone often, they will be gradually forgotten.

Although I don't know what's going on with the "Emotional Big V", since the live broadcast before the Spring Festival, his business hours have become more and more unstable. Bo.

Fans will definitely be lost if this continues!

The "Stand-In Messenger" saw all this in his eyes and was anxious in his heart.

He watched the "Emotional Big V" grow from a few hundred fans to millions now.

Although the other party didn't know his existence, he would go to the other party's Weibo every day to check, and then "forward, like, comment" one-stop service.

He has always thought that those guys who like female anchors are superficial, they are completely ugly dogs, without any connotation.

It's not like him, who was completely attracted by the talent of big V.

Many people say that Big V is very kind and will reply to the content of private messages, but he never dares to disturb the other party too much except for holiday blessings.

"Big V seldom talks about himself on the Internet, probably someone who doesn't like to be disturbed?"

It’s like playing a nurturing game. At the beginning, he only paid attention to some content posted by the big V, and then gradually developed to record the data of the other party, trying to figure out the scene he was in and the inner dynamics when he tweeted.

In his eyes, Big V is a mysterious vagabond.

Although unruly, but also has a deadly charm.

Maybe he's an extreme patriot...

Due to the rich content of brain supplements, he became a little crazy, and began to cosplay the daily life of "emotional big V" in his account.

For example, the "Emotional Big V" lamented the purity and beauty of campus love, so he pretended to have sex with a school girl based on the content in his brain, and then ruthlessly abandoned her.

"Emotional Big V" said that in the budding stage of a relationship, gifts should be light rather than heavy, otherwise it will be a burden for both parties.So he interpreted this content as "why let me spend so much money on a woman who hasn't slept yet".

After persevering for a while, someone came to his door and asked him privately if he was the trumpet of the "Emotional Big V".

Every time he chooses to be vague and never answers directly.

But to be honest, when others asked this question, he was secretly happy.

Does this mean that he is one step closer to the "Emotional Big V"?

When the "Emotional Big V" promised everyone to start the live broadcast, he was more excited than anyone else, and even prepared the recording equipment in advance, as if he was a fan.

However, he didn't expect that the "Emotional Big V" even wore a mask and turned on a voice changer during the live broadcast.

The feeling of the other party's speech was completely different from what he had imagined. Instead of being domineering at all, he was a little shy.

That's all, in the middle of the live broadcast, he actually talked about cross talk with the person on the phone? !

That's all, when someone in the bullet screen made a fuss and asked him if that person was his boyfriend, he actually nodded and admitted!

This must be a joke, right?

"Emotional Big V" should be the dream lover of millions of girls, how can you say that you like men!

As a high imitation account of coplay, he felt that he had to explain this matter.

"It's just to tease you guys. How could an emotional big V like a man? He's just a wingman."

He never thought that he would be flopped by the "Emotional Big V", and it happened to be this Weibo that was flopped.

"I'm so sorry, but I just like men =￣ω￣="

"We are true love, we don't accept any objections!"

One stone caused a thousand waves, and netizens were blown up when they saw this comment.

Is this the precision scene?Or has the tuba become the essence?

There were different opinions for a while, and no one could explain what was going on.

At the same time, a certain popular micro-blog game was born.

The gameplay of the game is very simple, similar to the childhood game "Hopscotch" of many people, except that the name of the game is "High Imitation Life". If you don't jump up, there will be various rollover scenes.

This kind of brainwashing game is always addictive, and some people just lose the game and collect all kinds of car rollover scenes.

At the beginning, everyone didn't think much about it.

But as the level progressed, some people gradually discovered some clues.

This little game seems to be satirizing the "emotional big V" incident?

"How about we make a video with this theme! It must be interesting!" Chen Zhenyu suggested.

Tan Chang was drinking water, but he choked when he said that, and coughed non-stop.

"Isn't it necessary to make videos? That game is also pretty rough."

Originally, he just wanted to use this method to satirize the guy pretending to be Yue Qing, but he didn't expect that the stick figure game he created passionately would become a hit later.

"Don't say that, the game producer was so sad to hear that." Chen Zhenyu said, "This is a small game with a soul."

Tan Chang didn't know if he had a soul, but the stand-in messenger obviously didn't take him seriously.

That guy's cosplay behavior is still going on, and there is a tendency to intensify, without any intention of repentance.

"Emotional Big V" hasn't posted on Weibo recently?For a professional "stand-in messenger", this is not a problem at all.

That guy just based on Yue Qing's last few comments, and expanded and wrote a magnificent drama, which involved 8 women and 3 men, comparable to some popular stallion novels some years ago.

"The last time it was a hacker girl who was hurt was maliciously retaliating. For a hacker, stealing a Weibo account is not difficult."

From a certain point of view, his statement is not completely irrelevant.

After all, Yue Qing really has a date who studies computer, but the other party is not a girlfriend, but a boyfriend.

Tan Chang was wondering why this guy was so obsessed with Yue Qing's liking for men?

Yue Qing has clearly stated his sexual orientation in public several times, and last time he directly replied "it's true love". Why did he add so many stories to the story?

In response to such a problem, the "Stand-In Messenger" said that the emotional big V can be a vagabond or a liar, but absolutely not Gay!

"This person is really annoying! The big V has shown so many love skills, how could he be gay?"

Just as Tan Chang couldn't figure out the idea of ​​the "substitute messenger", the "substitute messenger" also didn't understand why this guy was so obsessed with the big V's sexual orientation.

"You care so much about this matter, could it be that you are the date of the 'Emotional Big V'?" He asked.

His original intention was to let Tan Chang not meddle in his own business, but the other party said that was the case.

"That's right, I'm the big V's date." Tan Chang said.

"Fuck! Is this person delusional?" the "Stand-In Messenger" muttered.

Obviously, he didn't believe what the other party said.

"Since you are the date of the big V, do you know why he hasn't updated Weibo recently?"

"Of course I know." Tan Chang replied.

Thinking of the reason why Yue Qing didn't do business online recently, he couldn't help but sigh.

A few days ago, he asked Yue Qing to find time to clarify this matter with netizens, but the other party didn't seem to take it seriously, and was addicted to ancient color tricks and cross talk.

According to him, before sorting out those love skills was because of hobbies, but now his hobbies have changed, so let him do it if he wants to.

"But this matter is about reputation!" Tan Chang disagreed, "Are you just letting him smear you as an emotional liar?"

"Please pay attention to the wording, he slandered the emotional big V as an emotional liar, not me..." Yue Qing said, "And according to the updated content of that account, he is the real emotional big V. Rounding it up, he is scolding himself. One person What does it have to do with me if you are willing to scold yourself online?"

He has always been a man who is afraid of trouble.

Although it's a pity to throw away the account that has been raised for so long, he is more worried that this matter will affect his real life.

"No one knows that I am an emotional big V. Since they think that emotional big V is a scumbag, let them think so. As long as you know that I am not that kind of person is enough."

This is too Buddhist!

Tan Chang was very helpless about this, so seeing this "stand-in messenger" became more and more angry.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, the "Stand-In Messenger" was silent for a while, and asked cautiously, "How is the big emotional V?"

"You're going to be so pissed off!" Tan Chang replied angrily.

The speaker has no intention, the listener has the heart.

The "Stand-In Messenger" himself had such doubts. Hearing what the other party said, it confirmed the guess in his heart, and he felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.

Is there anything in this world more sad than being hated by your favorite idol?

He just saw that the other party hadn't come out for business for a long time, and wanted to help him maintain his enthusiasm...

I didn't want to make him angry...

"It's strange to be happy when you pour tons of dirty water like this every day!"

"Our big V is obviously an affectionate persona, but in the end you just turned into a scumbag."

"He didn't even want to go online to clarify this matter, saying that he will be him in the future, and he will no longer be an emotional big V... By the way, he said that if you like this account, he can sell it to you at a high price, as long as you can afford it At that price, the money will be treated as a mental damage fee.”

"how so……"

The "stand-in messenger" never thought that the person who finally forced his idol to quit the circle was himself.

"Then what has he been doing lately?" the "Stand-In Messenger" asked.

He was almost overwhelmed with guilt now.

If Big V can't think about it because of him, then he won't live!

"Don't worry, our big V has found a new hobby." Tan Chang said.

His original intention was to annoy this guy, telling the other party that Yue Qing didn't take him seriously at all.

But for the "stand-in messenger", this is undoubtedly a reassurance.

"And what's his new hobby?" he asked.

"Can you control it?" Tan Chang said, "After I tell you, can I let you continue cosplaying?"

The author has something to say:

Substitute Messenger: You are a good little brother, I understand what the big V means

Tan Chang:? ? ?What do you understand?And I'm not a younger brother, I'm his man!

Stand-in Messenger: Big V is a man among men, only a super big beauty is worthy of him!

Tan Chang: ... I'm too lazy to tell you, you can ask him yourself