What do I need these million fans for?
Chapter 31
Tan Chang was successfully brainwashed by Chen Zhenyu.
In order to make the atmosphere of getting along more relaxed, he decided to play tricks on Yue Qing a little.
But since he has no experience in teasing people, he has no idea how to grasp this measure.
Although the vice president said that the bolder the prank, the more interesting it is, but if the joke goes too far, will the senior be angry?
"It won't be fun if he doesn't react at all! Take it easy, the matter is not as serious as you think." Chen Zhenyu said.
Tan Chang is an honest man and has no experience of pranking before.
So although Chen Zhenyu has a lot of interesting ideas, it is a bit difficult for Tan Chang to operate, and it will be exposed if he is not careful.
"For a newbie like you, the classic pranks are better." Chen Zhenyu said.
He suggested that Tan Chang try the legendary foolproof prank - the Coke Fountain.
As the name suggests, it is to shake the Coke fully before opening it, so that if someone unscrews the lid without knowing it, the Coke will gushes out like a fountain, so as to achieve the effect of mischief.
"Hahahahahahahaha, Yue Qing just finished taking a shower, he must be going crazy when you come here like this!" Chen Zhenyu said.
Tan Chang felt that he could feel how happy the other party was smiling through the screen.
"Is this kind of mischief going too far?" he asked.
"What's too much about this? At worst, when you are hunted down, I'll cover you up." Chen Zhenyu said, "The purpose of teasing him is to make the atmosphere more relaxed. Don't show your feet and mess things up! "
Playing and singing took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I will work hard!"
On the way back, he passed a vending machine. In order to cover up his prank, Tan Chang bought some other things besides Coke.
In this way, the senior should not notice the bottle of Coke, right?
Tan Chang swallowed, carefully observed the surrounding environment, then picked up the bottle of Coke and shook it vigorously a few times.
The bottle was filled with gas in an instant, as if it would explode at any moment.
That should work, right?
Tan Chang regained his composure, and after the foam in the bottle was reduced, he picked up his things and walked towards his place of residence.
"Eh? Where did you go just now?" Yue Qing asked, "The vice president said you took a step ahead, but didn't say what it was."
"Uh... I felt a little sick to my stomach just now, and I went to the bathroom." Tan Chang lied.
Yue Qing glanced at the things in his hand, with a subtle expression on his face: "Now in the toilet... all the one-stop services are popular?"
"It's not straight, how can it go in and out!" Tan Chang said with a smile, "But you've done a good job of turning over your burden, and you've improved a lot compared to before."
Yue Qing cupped his hands and said, "You are being polite, that's what the master taught me."
master?Didn't the senior never learn cross talk?
Tan Chang was a little curious and asked, "Who is your master?"
"You, didn't I just worship you as my teacher not long ago!" Yue Qing said, "By the way, why do you buy so many things? Are you going to have a tea party?"
"Ah... that's right, we finally got together, it would be a pity if we went to bed early. That... senior, are you thirsty?" Tan Chang asked.
Since it was the first time to play a prank, he felt his heart pounding and he was so nervous.
"I'm not thirsty, I boiled hot water to drink just now." Yue Qing said, pointing to the kettle on the table, which was still emitting white smoke.
As a young man, is it really good to keep healthy like this? !
Tan Chang twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and said, "Senior, do you want a Coke?"
"I don't want to drink Coke. It's too sweet and has gas..."
Hearing what the other party said, Tan Chang felt a "thump" in his heart.
Had his plan been detected?
"What's wrong with the gas?" he asked.
"It's nothing... I just don't like that kind of thing very much." Yue Qing said.
He has had the painful experience of being sprayed in the face with Coke before, and has stayed away from this carbonated drink since then.
Is milk tea not good?Is mineral water unhealthy?
Why do we have to drink carbonated drinks?
Tan Chang gritted his teeth and decided to use his trump card: "Senior, can you unscrew the Coke bottle for me?"
Although this was a bit deliberate, but other than that, he couldn't think of a better way to make the other party unscrew the bottle.
"Yes, yes, but..." Yue Qing couldn't figure out why Tan Chang insisted on letting him open the Coke bottle.
Does this guy also have a psychological shadow on Coke?
"But what?" Tan Chang asked.
"It's okay." Yue Qing shook his head, took the bottle and walked up to the balcony.
Tan Chang was puzzled by this behavior and asked, "Senior, what are you doing on the balcony?"
"Well... just in case." Yue Qing said and unscrewed the bottle cap.
As Tan Chang expected, the Coke in the bottle sprayed out all at once.
Although Yue Qing was already mentally prepared, he still accidentally got his clothes wet with Coke.
"Senior, have you been teased like this before?" Tan Chang couldn't help asking.
"No, it's my fate to have a fight with carbonated drinks... Wait, you just said 'teasing'?" Yue Qing caught the key words in the other party's words.
Tan Chang realized that he had accidentally slipped his mouth, swallowed nervously, and said as if nothing had happened: "Ah... just seeing the performance of the senior just now, it seems as if he has been teased like this. Most people get Will the Coke be unscrewed directly afterwards? But you took it to the balcony and unscrewed it."
The senior wouldn't have discovered that this was a prank, right?
But if he really found out, why did he unscrew the bottle cap?
"Sixth sense, right? When I got this bottle, I felt that it didn't feel right to my hand. It seemed to be harder than normal... There is no supermarket nearby, only vending machines, so I guessed it might be Coke When it came down, the shaking produced gas." Yue Qing put down the Coke bottle, wiped his hands with a paper towel, and continued, "It was just to be on the safe side, but I didn't expect it to be like this."
Tan Chang's mood was a little delicate.
He was relieved because the senior didn't suspect him, but also felt a little regretful that he didn't really tease the other party.
It seems that the senior is not as easy to tease as he imagined...
"Fortunately, the Coke was opened on the balcony, otherwise the bed would be wet, and we would have no place to sleep at night." Yue Qing said.
After a pause, he looked down at his clothes with a melancholy expression.
Although not very wet, he didn't want to spend the night in such sticky clothes at all.
What was even more troublesome was that, since he was only here for one night, he did not bring a change of clothes.
"Tan Chang, do you have any extra clothes?" Yue Qing asked.
Tan Chang was feeling guilty right now, when he heard the other party call his name suddenly, he trembled subconsciously.
"Huh?" He blinked blankly.
"If you have extra clothes, can you lend them to me?" Yue Qing asked.
"Ah... I really brought a sweater." Tan Chang said and took out a white sweater from his luggage, and the pattern should be the same as the one he was wearing.
He didn't know what he was thinking when he packed his luggage, so he stuffed the clothes into the bag.
Unexpectedly, it actually came in handy.
"Tan Chang, are you Doraemon?" Yue Qing took the clothes with a surprised expression on his face, "I just came out to spend the night, and I have so many things with me!"
"That... be prepared!" Tan Chang felt his cheeks burning hot, "Senior, you change your clothes first, and I'll go to the balcony to wipe off the Coke."
"Okay, it's hard work. I'll help you after I clean myself up."
Holding the clothes Tan Chang gave him, Yue Qing buried his head in it and smelled it when the other party was not paying attention.
This behavior is like an idiot...
At this moment, he suddenly saw Tan Chang's mobile phone screen light up. It turned out that the vice president sent him a message:
"Comrade Tan Chang, did the prank go well?"
evil?do?drama?
In order to make the atmosphere of getting along more relaxed, he decided to play tricks on Yue Qing a little.
But since he has no experience in teasing people, he has no idea how to grasp this measure.
Although the vice president said that the bolder the prank, the more interesting it is, but if the joke goes too far, will the senior be angry?
"It won't be fun if he doesn't react at all! Take it easy, the matter is not as serious as you think." Chen Zhenyu said.
Tan Chang is an honest man and has no experience of pranking before.
So although Chen Zhenyu has a lot of interesting ideas, it is a bit difficult for Tan Chang to operate, and it will be exposed if he is not careful.
"For a newbie like you, the classic pranks are better." Chen Zhenyu said.
He suggested that Tan Chang try the legendary foolproof prank - the Coke Fountain.
As the name suggests, it is to shake the Coke fully before opening it, so that if someone unscrews the lid without knowing it, the Coke will gushes out like a fountain, so as to achieve the effect of mischief.
"Hahahahahahahaha, Yue Qing just finished taking a shower, he must be going crazy when you come here like this!" Chen Zhenyu said.
Tan Chang felt that he could feel how happy the other party was smiling through the screen.
"Is this kind of mischief going too far?" he asked.
"What's too much about this? At worst, when you are hunted down, I'll cover you up." Chen Zhenyu said, "The purpose of teasing him is to make the atmosphere more relaxed. Don't show your feet and mess things up! "
Playing and singing took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I will work hard!"
On the way back, he passed a vending machine. In order to cover up his prank, Tan Chang bought some other things besides Coke.
In this way, the senior should not notice the bottle of Coke, right?
Tan Chang swallowed, carefully observed the surrounding environment, then picked up the bottle of Coke and shook it vigorously a few times.
The bottle was filled with gas in an instant, as if it would explode at any moment.
That should work, right?
Tan Chang regained his composure, and after the foam in the bottle was reduced, he picked up his things and walked towards his place of residence.
"Eh? Where did you go just now?" Yue Qing asked, "The vice president said you took a step ahead, but didn't say what it was."
"Uh... I felt a little sick to my stomach just now, and I went to the bathroom." Tan Chang lied.
Yue Qing glanced at the things in his hand, with a subtle expression on his face: "Now in the toilet... all the one-stop services are popular?"
"It's not straight, how can it go in and out!" Tan Chang said with a smile, "But you've done a good job of turning over your burden, and you've improved a lot compared to before."
Yue Qing cupped his hands and said, "You are being polite, that's what the master taught me."
master?Didn't the senior never learn cross talk?
Tan Chang was a little curious and asked, "Who is your master?"
"You, didn't I just worship you as my teacher not long ago!" Yue Qing said, "By the way, why do you buy so many things? Are you going to have a tea party?"
"Ah... that's right, we finally got together, it would be a pity if we went to bed early. That... senior, are you thirsty?" Tan Chang asked.
Since it was the first time to play a prank, he felt his heart pounding and he was so nervous.
"I'm not thirsty, I boiled hot water to drink just now." Yue Qing said, pointing to the kettle on the table, which was still emitting white smoke.
As a young man, is it really good to keep healthy like this? !
Tan Chang twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and said, "Senior, do you want a Coke?"
"I don't want to drink Coke. It's too sweet and has gas..."
Hearing what the other party said, Tan Chang felt a "thump" in his heart.
Had his plan been detected?
"What's wrong with the gas?" he asked.
"It's nothing... I just don't like that kind of thing very much." Yue Qing said.
He has had the painful experience of being sprayed in the face with Coke before, and has stayed away from this carbonated drink since then.
Is milk tea not good?Is mineral water unhealthy?
Why do we have to drink carbonated drinks?
Tan Chang gritted his teeth and decided to use his trump card: "Senior, can you unscrew the Coke bottle for me?"
Although this was a bit deliberate, but other than that, he couldn't think of a better way to make the other party unscrew the bottle.
"Yes, yes, but..." Yue Qing couldn't figure out why Tan Chang insisted on letting him open the Coke bottle.
Does this guy also have a psychological shadow on Coke?
"But what?" Tan Chang asked.
"It's okay." Yue Qing shook his head, took the bottle and walked up to the balcony.
Tan Chang was puzzled by this behavior and asked, "Senior, what are you doing on the balcony?"
"Well... just in case." Yue Qing said and unscrewed the bottle cap.
As Tan Chang expected, the Coke in the bottle sprayed out all at once.
Although Yue Qing was already mentally prepared, he still accidentally got his clothes wet with Coke.
"Senior, have you been teased like this before?" Tan Chang couldn't help asking.
"No, it's my fate to have a fight with carbonated drinks... Wait, you just said 'teasing'?" Yue Qing caught the key words in the other party's words.
Tan Chang realized that he had accidentally slipped his mouth, swallowed nervously, and said as if nothing had happened: "Ah... just seeing the performance of the senior just now, it seems as if he has been teased like this. Most people get Will the Coke be unscrewed directly afterwards? But you took it to the balcony and unscrewed it."
The senior wouldn't have discovered that this was a prank, right?
But if he really found out, why did he unscrew the bottle cap?
"Sixth sense, right? When I got this bottle, I felt that it didn't feel right to my hand. It seemed to be harder than normal... There is no supermarket nearby, only vending machines, so I guessed it might be Coke When it came down, the shaking produced gas." Yue Qing put down the Coke bottle, wiped his hands with a paper towel, and continued, "It was just to be on the safe side, but I didn't expect it to be like this."
Tan Chang's mood was a little delicate.
He was relieved because the senior didn't suspect him, but also felt a little regretful that he didn't really tease the other party.
It seems that the senior is not as easy to tease as he imagined...
"Fortunately, the Coke was opened on the balcony, otherwise the bed would be wet, and we would have no place to sleep at night." Yue Qing said.
After a pause, he looked down at his clothes with a melancholy expression.
Although not very wet, he didn't want to spend the night in such sticky clothes at all.
What was even more troublesome was that, since he was only here for one night, he did not bring a change of clothes.
"Tan Chang, do you have any extra clothes?" Yue Qing asked.
Tan Chang was feeling guilty right now, when he heard the other party call his name suddenly, he trembled subconsciously.
"Huh?" He blinked blankly.
"If you have extra clothes, can you lend them to me?" Yue Qing asked.
"Ah... I really brought a sweater." Tan Chang said and took out a white sweater from his luggage, and the pattern should be the same as the one he was wearing.
He didn't know what he was thinking when he packed his luggage, so he stuffed the clothes into the bag.
Unexpectedly, it actually came in handy.
"Tan Chang, are you Doraemon?" Yue Qing took the clothes with a surprised expression on his face, "I just came out to spend the night, and I have so many things with me!"
"That... be prepared!" Tan Chang felt his cheeks burning hot, "Senior, you change your clothes first, and I'll go to the balcony to wipe off the Coke."
"Okay, it's hard work. I'll help you after I clean myself up."
Holding the clothes Tan Chang gave him, Yue Qing buried his head in it and smelled it when the other party was not paying attention.
This behavior is like an idiot...
At this moment, he suddenly saw Tan Chang's mobile phone screen light up. It turned out that the vice president sent him a message:
"Comrade Tan Chang, did the prank go well?"
evil?do?drama?
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